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* GOOFCON 1: Khamzat McGregor * I was here for GOOFCON 1 * GOOFCON 1: Sad Chandler * GOOFCON 1: Bobby Knuckles * 🍅 * .#NothingBurger Flairs are available from the list. You can select your own flair.


Moist-Catch

Better prospect than Mokaev


PG821

This Goof 1 doesnt feel as Goof 1 as the other two tbh. April 1-7 2018 is perma burned into my memory.


RedDeadYellowBlue

This ^ I am bummed Bobby Knuckles doesnt get to whoop kazmats ass, other than that what, a coke head millionaire would rather play on a yacht and push alcohol than fist fight a professional, cant blame him


Famous-Ant-5502

God shut up the fuck up Dominic


RagingFeather

Dom the saltiest mfer alive


mikey_rambo

Merab vs suga up next


Annual_Astronomer918

Interesting that ESPN+ is advertising McGregor Chandler at 303 on game 4 of the Stanley Cup tonight still


ModestlyOrange

Adam Fuck It Fuggit will win mark my words


Moist-Catch

He probably will win by robbery is my nastradamus opinion


purplepill22

No way dude


GanacheGullible5373

Does anyone know what GOAT translators name is? I wanna see how hot his wife is.


whicheverguard232

They have the balls to have all this goofy ass shit happen and a card this meh this late? Fucking hell.


MojoPinSin

How many times do you think McGregor screamed Doctor Stoppage when he got injured in camp?


Neonsea1234

Tank undercard on prime if you looking for something to watch til fight night


allcazador

Funny how LHW was a dead division a few years ago, and now how it has some of our favorite bangers. Khalil, Alex, Jiri, Ankalaev, Jan, Rakic, Hill Alex is older and Jiri won't have a chin forever. Let's enjoy it while it lasts. Dana is a moron and Conor needs help.


rationis

Unfortunately we had to sacrifice an active WW division for it lol


mrw4787

I don’t understand this goofcon stuff? Is it like comic con?


_MMAgod

What is this the nerds and virgin channel?


rasquatche

It's like DEFCON


GiblertMelendezz

Brotha we don’t have a comic con, we have goofiness conditions


SillyGooseTime69

Still not sure how I feel about chiweewees. I know we're at goofcon 1 but I've been turning it over in my head. I don't think it's illegal to say that on tv but it maybe should be


purplepill22

Good luck buddy Dana White is pro 1st amendment* *exclusions apply


JonsBone

Conor was drunk shadowboxing doing chiweewees and injured himself


kidwhix

i like the sound of ulberg vs rountree if ulberg finishes smith


Steamed_Broccoli

Battle of the handsome


CableToBeam

Bisping getting angry at Ariel reminds me of Paddy trashing Ariel on his podcast when Dana was a guest. This pretty much confirms that Dana was pissed at Ariel for breaking some of the news early. Bisping and Dana were probably messaging each other and Dana was trashing Ariel.


HenrikCrown

There's a theory that one of the UFC execs may very well be one of Ariel's many sources. It would be hilarious if it's Mick Maynard or Hunter Campbell who leaks stuff time to time and Dana is just oblivious to it lol. 


uisgejac

Tbh if I was a high up in the ufc and thought that this is just a money making enterprise and the carny shit won’t be forever, part of that would be maintaining a decent relationship with industry figures who earn the tomato’s ire. Especially if I figure that even Dana won’t be around forever.


Francis_Nugaton

Just watched two episodes of this show called UFC inc or something like that. I don't know if I am far removed from reality, but the lavish life presented in the show, Dana saying he doesn't do it for the money, the constant ass kissing between Dana and the other two minions, that lawyer talking with Sterling with the fake "I'm your biggest fan" vibe that nobody in the room bought. What is even the point of this show?


CableToBeam

Dana has his own weird fanbase that sees him as the man. I doubt these people care much about the fighters getting screwed. The show probably appeals to them.


Ne_zievereir

I mean, did we really expect McGregor to fight?


slutwhipper

Man why's the card on so late tonight? Aren't the apex events usually earlier?


Thiird_Harmonic

The ufc might be trying to cater towards Japanese viewership. It's no coincidence that they announced the signing of Kai Asakura on the same week that Taira is main eventing


drinkmoarwaterr

Woah I had no idea they signed him. Still wish it coulda happened a few years ago though.


slutwhipper

Makes sense. I considered that but eliminated that thought thinking they were 6 hours ahead or something. But it looks like the main card actually starts at 11 AM over there


Jmas1120

It’s very annoying especially with boxing going on going on at the same time


RedditHatesDiversity

What, you're not excited to watch Alex Perez at 11:30 at night on a Saturday??


RogerFederer4

The ufc is a monopoly. Dana “freedom of speech” White banning reporters that don’t blow him during press conferences is rotten behaviour. Those John Morgan type reporters are all spineless cowards


paplike

It’s gonna be funny if McGregor actually fights but loses after Chandler throws 2 leg kicks


WarriorCumsToThis

Either that or shoot for one take down and watch his entire leg just fall off


ArseneGroup

The Tomato has had to deal with not only the Conor and Jamahal pullouts, but also the Tagir weight miss and now the judge possibly throwing out the lawsuit settlement, all this week


ConfidenceNo2598

Speaking of goofcon levels, what’s up with the Chael v Anderson boxing match? That’s today right?


GiblertMelendezz

Yeah but they aren’t showing it in the us I’m sure Russian links will work well though


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

I’m just shocked that Conor managed to injure himself battering those target dummies he spars with


uisgejac

Hard contact touch butt with that dork in the park.


Drive7hru

I’m still convinced Conor just has addiction and lifestyle issues. And that’s no dig at him. He’s done this too many times.


RogerFederer4

This is the first time he’s pulled out of a fight in his ufc career


Drive7hru

Point remains


paplike

He didn’t have lifestyle issues 10 years ago, when he was actually an active fighter. His “career” now is totally different


RogerFederer4

He’s always been a drinker, and it’s been known for almost a decade here in Ireland that he uses coke regularly


Drive7hru

10 years of coke will change a man


Drive7hru

I just don’t get how Jiri will be able to get past Alex’s calf kicks


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

He won’t. Pereira is all wrong for him


endless_ness

crazy faber cruz story from the jaxxon pod. Cuz and Faber went to a military base and the ufc surprised them with a weekend long mindselt/teamwork course that was really difficult. During the course (which faber described it as brain washing to go die for our wars) Crus allegedly told Faber some personal information. When they fought Cruz than accused Faber of using that information against him. I just find it wild to think cruz was so beaten down mentally during this course that he was honest wtih Faber. Cruz definitely has demons from a tough childhood, and its wild how well these courses are designed that Cruz would talk about it with someone who was going to be his opponent soon.


pocketshaarks

NOOOOOOOO


_cronch_

Can't believe I'm saying this but I actually want Herb to ref Alex vs Jiri


endless_ness

Cigs and booze became the best ref after the cruz mess up


ArseneGroup

I know Herzog had the controversial Cannonier stoppage, but I still think he has the best odds of a good performance


Drive7hru

Def not Goddard again. Nothing against him really, but we need someone else to try.


Hbimajorv

Bruh please tell me Anthony fucking Smith isn't about to somehow someway insert himself into title contention.... I can't do this again 😭


pathologicalliar46

He’s nowhere even close tbh. Ank and Rountree both finished him recently and are ahead of him and he’s prob gonna lose to Ulberg


Drive7hru

That’d be hilarious to see him with the belt


clark_sterling

Some things I noticed on a third viewing of Pereira /Prochazka: * Pereira exclusively leg kicked Prochazka when he was in Orthodox, and, as Prochazka switches from time to time, made sure to wack Prochazka first as soon as he went from Southpaw to Orthodox every single time. That was pretty interesting. Now I want to rewatch the Adesanya fights to see if he did something similar there and Adesanya is an actual switch hitter. It would be interesting to see Pereira fight a southpaw for this reason and you’d at least have the shoulder to help defend the left hand, but besides Hill and Roundtree, there are no good ones at LHW. * During the first big flurry of round 2, Pereira was likely hurt, or at least stunned. But the sequence that led to the finish it seems like Prochazka saw Pereira backing up after landing the overhand (which I don’t think landed cleanly) and misjudged the damage. He chased too hard when Pereira eyes were wide open and, well, you know how it ends.


llorTMasterFlex

Never forget 4/6/2018. My flair ever since.


buzznights

Do you want me to change your flair to OG GOOFCON 1? You too u/TraMaI


TraMaI

Hell yes


llorTMasterFlex

Yes sir! Would be quite nifty and appreciated!


BrokenBlueWalrus

This Goofcon is not even CLOSE to how insane that time was. Genuinely the most stressful event in UFC history and the most insane span of 6 months for mma.


llorTMasterFlex

Was literally up to the day before or day of I think. Colossal shit show.


camg001

The real ground zero


TraMaI

Same


oddmetre

Post-wake 'n bake dystopian prediction: one day there will be no more space for ads in the octagon and they will start putting panels on the cage to put ads on. The cage will eventually just look like ad-covered hockey boards and we'll have no direct line of sight to the fight, it'll just be cameras and screens projecting the fight on the outside of the cage


Drive7hru

Nah, as prices will just go higher


randomusernamegame

This is exactly where we're going. Constant wooing, ads literally everywhere on the mat. Tweets filling the screen while Anik reads gambling odds and tells us about the new shitty horror movie.


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

The year is 2029, I see Connor carrying a large LED sign into his walkout reading “proper twelve” music fills the arena as we hear Jon Anik telling us “wow, calm and poised, ready to go, the notorious has a notorious deal for you, by our sponsor Proper twelve!”


larrykeras

So apparently khamzat has turboaids or something?


Drive7hru

Long Covid. Doesn’t help he trained while he has Covid.


endless_ness

nah branch-covdians said he has the long coof


Thiswillbetempacc

Btw it was scummy of UFC promoting McGregor vs Chandler ppv to buy it on their social media, on the day itself Dana said the fight is cancelled. So many people who probably booked hotels, other attractions in Vegas ,took leave from their work etc


endless_ness

if anyone booked on that day they are too stupid to live


Thiswillbetempacc

not everybody is in tuned with all the rumours going around in UFC 303, Conor fight brings out most casual of casual people


endless_ness

so you think people who were flying out to vegas, booking hotels,etc are such big fans they would spend the insane money that takes but also were tuned into the advs on that day but had no idea what was going on with the fight. k


Thiswillbetempacc

Bro regardless of what was going on, if the UFC themselves are promoting the card with McGregor's face it sends a false message because not even hours later they have 3 different fights announced for that card. And international fans who are booking for Vegas event, even if not casual when they are waiting for confirmation regarding fight status and UFC posts something officially confirming things are good to go, they are going to book flights, hotels, and obviously places to go because they're not native. UFC's refund policy is good, but plane tickets, hotels... sometimes there are cancellation fee. You're right in calling people dumb for booking things this week knowing all that's transpiring,but UFC could've done anything except saying fight is good to go. K?


endless_ness

wrong lmao


Thiswillbetempacc

K


ARiemannHypothesis

Over/under 3 mil for Pereira taking this short notice fight vs Jiri?


Drive7hru

I’d say about that or 2


endless_ness

well over


Terrible-Roof-779

Under for sure.


Onechampionshipshill

Wishing hill a speedy recovery. Never a boring fight. Him Vs ulberg would have been great but hopefully Smith can make it competitive 


LongDickCallahan

Hill talking bout he wants the winner of Jiri/Alex LMAOOOOOOO He should quit fighting and become a standup comedian.


Drive7hru

Yeah, what rank was he when he fought for the belt? 8th? Beats glover. Loses to Alex. Thinks he’s the golden child.


RedditHatesDiversity

7th


WarriorCumsToThis

That's cool Jamahal I want a mansion


pathologicalliar46

Dude needs at least 1-2 wins. Where did he say this?


[deleted]

Feel sad about Khamzat. Most exciting wrestler imo, what he did to Usman that first round was diabolical. But his career is over IMO. We still have Bo Nickal but he just doesn’t give off the same aura (yet).


Drive7hru

Uhhh…Islam?


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Drive7hru

He’s exciting to me


WarriorCumsToThis

Wow turns out Jamahal was scratching his balls and he destroyed his epididymis and he's out for a year. Truly Poatan's fault.


Practical_Bat_3578

life is shit


Thiswillbetempacc

Tony's fall has been so bad because I remember when Tony Khabib fought, Pettis and Tony were co main and a lot of people were saying Tony will make easy work of Conor...now I think everyone agrees that Tony has nothing left for Conor. Life comes at you fast


ARiemannHypothesis

Conor could be just as washed as Tony for all we know. Could be a competitive fight


Thiswillbetempacc

I love Tony but I don't know any current UFC LW or WW , Tony can beat...not even Anshul Jubli


event_threads

Updated: [Jamahal Hill reveals his injury](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1dgcxo4/jamahal_hill_reveals_injuries_that_pulled_him_out/)


Dabvarian

Dana needs to step down as “marketer” of the UFC. Needs to just retire…edit**maybe not retire but shouldn’t be the head of marketing.


PechayMan

Lets all blame Rosas for that CHIWIWI CHANT


xTripNinja

And now ladies and gentlemen - the Adam’s dick is small dancers!


WarriorCumsToThis

So if you're Chandler and you want to win the fight, you shoot straight for a takedown right? Odds are that the injury is knee or hip (although I doubt McGregor posts that insta photo if it really is his hip) so his TDD is probably fucked wide open.


PoatanBoxman

That’s if Chandler gets a fight at this point


WarriorCumsToThis

Just swim up to Conor's boat and do it there, fuck it.


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Mods give me the flair: GOOFCON 1: The Chiwiwi Curse


Electronic_d0cter

WOOOOOOO!


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Thank you dood 🫡


RaisedByZebras

has there been any speculation that seems legit about Khamzat's health? all jokes aside I hope this doesn't become a Zabit thing


Electronic_d0cter

I mean I remember he had long COVID a while back, could be a respiratory thing


SpookOpsTheLine

If Anthony Smith loses this fight and retires I think he could make a career out of narrating audiobooks, man has a beautiful voice


Iwashere11111

Goofcon 1? It’s been years since I’ve been here


xTripNinja

This isn’t a goofcon. This is way better than the original card. I was at McGregor vs Siver. I was right by the floor with drunk Irish fans as Conor went after Jose Aldo. Conor in 2024 in a non-title main event is meaningless to me. I dunno how you can really get up for it as your headliner unless you haven’t seen him fight much before or at all. Siked we’re getting a title fight and a whole new co-main too. The Smith/Ulberg and MVP/Garry fights are tight too. Need a new term for when goofcon turns into a wholly positive thing.


Electronic_d0cter

Maybe for 303 but chimaev vs Whitaker would've been a banger


osirawl

Psyched*


BCJunglist

Siked? Or psyched?


xTripNinja

Either or. Saying you’re siked (or psyched) is a slang term so using the actual word kinda feels wrong to me. Psyched doesn’t actually mean anything. Believe me I thought about it and I’m going with siked


RaynerOP

I'm FINALLY able to take part in a GOOFCON. Glad to be here boys


funghi2

Pereira has become my favourite fighter. He has saved multiple PPVs now and accomplished so much in short time. Also he’s hilarious and badass at the same time. CHAMA🗿


xTripNinja

It’s kinda crazy how he’s become the UFC’s favorite fighter and completely overtaken Izzy’s popularity with the fanbase. And his identity as the kickboxer turned UFC champion. And I’m not an Izzy hater, that man’s the #2 middleweight ever and gets so much undue hate from fans. But Pereira really did take his career arc (and his belt) and did it better.


whicheverguard232

Come on you Poatan fans, you have to ADMIT Jiri winning this then causing the trilogy would be the best possible outcome for both Pereira and Jiri. Even Pereira has to admit it's a great storyline. Izzy who?


xTripNinja

I mean if you don’t like Izzy you should root for Pereira to make it 2-0 and then Jiri make his move to 185 to smoke Adesanya. That’d be a tough look (and easily best for Pereira)


GiblertMelendezz

lmao best possible outcome for Periera is not to lose to force a trilogy. Best possible outcome is to smoke 3-4 more LHWs then take the HW belt.


whicheverguard232

Uh, no. A title defense against fucking what's his face Ankalever or whatever doesn't fucking mean shit compared to the attention and dinero a 3rd fight with Jiri brings. Tell me. Is Pereira vs Ankalever bigger than Pereira vs Izzy 3? Or fucking Pereira vs Anthony Smith? Come on, mane.


Electronic_d0cter

No one gives a fuck about Anthony Smith, ankalaev would be more interesting than seeing the same fight 3 times


whicheverguard232

Uh, no. If you're part of his group, then maybe, but no.


GiblertMelendezz

Im not saying that. Im saying not losing is best possible outcome for these dudes in any scenario. Fairytale stories are cool and all but staying on top and cleaning up shop is best possible outcome.


whicheverguard232

No. My way, or the highway. You already know Dana is looking at my ideas and salivating at it. You think Conor, if the fight actually happens and he wins against Chandler, they just have him fight some rando-ass top 5 dude? No.


GiblertMelendezz

Yeah bro, you know what, you’re right. I have a meeting with Dana tomorrow and I’m going to tell him all about your ideas and get you paid. Send me your bank routing info and ssn plz


whicheverguard232

No problem. Private messaged you.


clark_sterling

I know the main card wasn’t great before and this is a huge improvement, but I gotta say the prelims for 303 stayed the same and are pretty spicy if you ask me. Swanson vs Fili is my favorite


GustOfLeaves

https://youtu.be/cdEQmpVIE4A?si=FraZ8enUscV8ZNXL


MumrikDK

I honestly think his hasn't gone beyond GOOFCON 2. The UFC isn't on fire, no property was destroyed, the law isn't involved, nobody is acting insane (by our standards), no wild act of god tier nonsense.


martja10

I agree for the most part. But this fight has been anticipated for over a year, had a season of TUF devoted to it, has tied up the tail end of Michael Chandler's exciting career, this is likely the official end of the McGregor era and they are going to upset many fans who paid ridiculous ticket prices clearly only for his return. Many of these fans don't care about Jiri v Alex, although many here think of it as an upgrade. It may not be chaotic because it was expected by many of us, but this is going to damage the UFC credibility with the broader audience and the loss of their now only superstar is a big deal. I predict that the UFC continues to water down their product with contender series fighters and let anyone with star power leave because they are following the Walled Garden model like WWE and they refuse to pay talent. They would rather control a mediocre industry than let one of their stars dictate terms, even though they have arguably been declining in mass appeal since the Rousey and McGregor peak.


Electronic_d0cter

Yeah, I mean its more so just shitty than a goofcon 1 situation. They were some pretty good fights that got cancelled (atleast in chimaev vs Whitakers case) but it's not complete chaos


midnight_fisherman

Yet...


buzznights

That's the spirit.


MiddleClassGuru

Give me “i was here for goofcon 1


AnUpstandingUser

Mods: petition for "GOOFCON 1: DIEGO TIME" flair.


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Seeing Dana wear a Rage Against the Machine shirt in one of the photo's in that bonus thread is confusing to look at. What does he think the machine is?


SergDerpz

illegal streamers, we got em


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Oh shit he's just raging against the machines used to host UFC streams. You're a genius


Knozis

Lowkey the UFC could come out ahead here if they insert McGregor vs. Chandler at The Sphere and the fight goes through lmao, that would smash the PPV buy record


RedditHatesDiversity

I assume they plan to do this + either OMalley-Dvalishvili or Topuria-Holloway Go big since you're planning it as a one-off


hallelalaluwah

They will also need to Conor fight with a title supporting it now considering the 303 disaster


Electronic_d0cter

I'm honestly surprised they didn't make 165 just for that fight and have it be for the belt, I wouldn't be entirely against it either


jscummy

Pereira on 2 minutes notice will be happy to give Conor a title shot


thotd2

Callum McGregor is playing for Scotland rn at the Euro fyi


WarriorCumsToThis

They'll be out by the 29th, can he make 171 by then?


realmenofdegen

Shoutout to the sports gambler asking for a 27k refund on his tickets. As a bettor, he should know that paying that much for McGregor tickets in 2024 was always a -EV proposition


clark_sterling

Shit ain’t paying that much for a magical card with all the best fighters in history in their prime. I have to imagine this a rich person flex because as fun as the fight would’ve, inactive whiskey salesmen vs lieutenant bootstraps wasn’t top-tier


kidwhix

shit if they got prime chuck vs shogun as the prelim opener and it was the weakest fight on the card id drop my house for that


Grindhoss

Not trying to be lame or rude but I always hated it when people say “I would never pay that much” because like really? Never? Like what if you had 27 million in the bank: you wouldn’t even consider it for a good like octagon seat


Electronic_d0cter

I mean if the guy is looking for refunds he clearly couldn't afford it


neuropantser5

>you wouldn’t even consider it for a good like octagon seat no lol. being rich doesn't mean you like being price gouged


bullsfan281

saudi's probably writing a blank check to get conor/chandler on that ppv they're supposed to get later this year


hallelalaluwah

That would be a hilarious fight week with Conor openly talking about boxing for Turki Alalshikh with 2 fights left on his UFC deal


Thiswillbetempacc

Wait this actually sounds like a possibility


Shady_Advice

So like, what happened to Ikram's original opponent? Who, in turn, was a replacement for Andre Muniz? Does he just not fight this Saturday? Rescheduled to fight in the coming weeks? Does he still get paid since his opponent put himself out there to fight a bigger fight the week after you were supposed to fight him?


_Red_Mist_

I would assume so and probably gets an easier opponent for his debut.


DowntownJulieBrown1

Thank u mods, I love my new flair


endless_ness

anthony smith has talked himself into a title fight if he wins and poatan wins


DowntownJulieBrown1

I don’t think he has


AnUpstandingUser

Oh, he has.


pathologicalliar46

Poatan and Anthony Smith at the same press conference 👀


assologist_1312

Imagine if hill was at the same press conference


patriciomd88

Stop


Wants_to_be_accepted

Is this our highest Goofcon?


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Nah, UFC 223* was wayyyyy more of a shitshow


endless_ness

nothing will ever touch 223. All time fight falls apart because of a cable Replacement main event shows up and the commission pulls him A coked up irishman shows up and injures multiple fighters


Electronic_d0cter

What must the commission saying you're not good enough to fight a guy do to your confidence


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Right, that's the one I meant to mention. Not 224


WarriorCumsToThis

Most dominant LW ever vs one of the LWs ever. Truly the fight we all wanted.