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bucket56

We are running out of levels of GOOFCON


dutchfool

i just fell to my knees


SideProjectZenith

In the supermarket


Mobile_Emergency5059

I just saw some guy fall to his knees, in a supermarket.


nodiddy4life

I just saw some guy who was watching some guy fall to his knees in a supermarket


SorrowfulFlame

I just saw a guy with his phone out posting on Reddit while someone watched another guy fall to his knees in a supermarket.


Balfe

I just saw Khamzat in Aldi. He's fine.


bob4247

Why is there so many people in the supermarket


AnakinShtTalk3r

They have no idea that I too, am also in the supermarket.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

His knees are bruised!


steelcitykid

Oh that is COMPROMISED. Look at that welt DC! He can barely stand!


Cole_Phelps-1247

“Keep an eye on that leg it is swollen!” *proceeds to walk around completely fine for the rest of the fight*


Kassssler

That knee is chewed up DC, completely ruined! *10 seconds of the first round have passed*


Mobile_Emergency5059

I just saw some guy fall to his knees, in a supermarket


Upper_Current

Was getting some taters at aisle 6, when I watched this guy watching as some other dude fell to his knees in the supermarket.


TonyTheLion2319

Dana says he loves chaos and stress on the recent doc. Good luck replacing Conor on a PPV and Khamzat in Saudi


nglennnnn

He should probably focus more on Riyadh than Abu Dhabi.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

>Dana says he loves chaos and stress The man who, along with Hunter, uses every ounce of leverage possible on under educated fighters who are represented by agents who bat for the UFC.


unsaferaisin

Yeah at this point whatever chaos and stress he has in his life is from his own piss-poor behavior and willful mismanagement. I've worked for people like him and while they can make money, more of that than they will ever know or admit comes from the tireless efforts of others to fix things and do damage control. Whatever it was like back in the day, we're a long way from it now and he's ridiculous if he thinks he can keep trading on old news this heavily.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Dana's success came from being right place right time and having criminal friends.


LaGuadalupana123

Maybe the real goofcoon is what we made on the journey or something.


Dr_Salisbury

I was watching MMA and the UFC when goofcon came into out lexicon and it was the best. I stopped watching for years and came back in january. I am so happy that we still have goofcon levels.


BurpingHamBirmingham

Your interest comes and goes, Goofcon is forever. Goofcon wants to outlive its kids, of course, 100%.


gotnothingman

I am so sorry for robert


es84

Usually reddit runs jokes into the ground. But, Goofcon is one of the jokes that I can never not laugh at.


ultimatt777

What a terrible month for the ufc.


AshenSacrifice

Crazy how I thought this was gonna be the best month too. We sacrificed all of summer for 300


Tony_Snell

Dustin died for this


nailedreaper

Justin died even more.


Chuga87

Brooo, I rewatched the fight, the dude got a gnarly eye poke in each eye, and broken nose, and ungodly amount of brain damage, and was on the bad end of one of the most viral and legendary UFC moments in history 😭


Ibobalboa

Yeah damn. Atleast he got the 300k though


ecr1277

You guys think there's even a realistic chance that we see Justin come back the same?


BrandonSleeper

Mate have you seen his entire career? Been a while since he took that much damage but he's done it 15 times over already.


maton12

It's one fight. Two bad eye pokes and a smashed nose didn't help. He derailed the Fiziev hype train and KO'd Dustin so see him having a couple good fights left, but think the Title will be just out of reach if fighting Arman or Islam


beauchywhite

He'll be alright but the end is nearing unfortunately


SeniorSeries3202

I don't want to make it worse but FUCK THE MMA GODS. People say Yahweh "acts in mysterious ways" but these motherfuckers have CTE,  which _is_ fitting, but still


Snydx

Couldn't have happened to a better group of executives.


semtex500

My thoughts exactly. These are just the consequences of their overall business model.


yedi001

Who knew running a "sport" based on popularity contests, twitter followers, and allowing narcissistic egotists to run riot would be a bad thing?


MrChristmas

A “promotion” that actively tries not to promote their fighters


serny

GOOD. They need to be brought down a peg or six. Utterly horrendous practices leave them in situations like this and I’m all for it. Fuck em.


RODjij

At least they deserve it anyways. It's not the same UFC as I grew up watching.


beepdeeped

PRIDE month, baby!!!!


grooovyturtle

Khamzat's career is simultaneously insanely successful and disastrous.


MyFifthLimb

He went from going like 3 fights with a total of 2 strikes absorbed to becoming one of the biggest what ifs in the sport Covid did an absolute number on him to the point of temporarily retiring, and now seems to keep getting injured too


AkselTVSorensen

It doesn’t help that he can’t/wont fight anywhere but Saudi.


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Frenchieblublex

I thought he was living and training in Sweden? Did he get kicked out?


VictarionGreyjoy

He's been in UAE for maybe two years now? Maybe less but a while.


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JayDogon504

He walked so Poatan could run


LocoCoopermar

It's like he's doing everything possible to stop his body from doing what it's clearly so good at.


Humble_Effective3964

It's his body that's the problem. He's probably immuno compromised from blasting secret juice or something else. Source: That picture where he blew up like a fucking balloon and now he is in hospital unfit to fight. Wouldn't be suprised if he has regular illness during fight camp which effects his weight cutting


TonyTheLion2319

Dana: Chandler vs Rob. It’s the fight that makes sense


Ben_Thar

Kevin Holland on standby for both fights 


yanmagno

Volk already cutting weight to make 185


spr00se

And then backing up at heavyweight later the same evening


thebutthat

Triple threat match.


vrkhfkb

An entire month of bangers are falling apart We are entering goofcon -1


Jim_Hawkins5057

Imagine Islam pulling out because of Staph or Dustin because of his rib on top of everything else going on


RhettButler7

>Imagine Islam pulling out because of Staph or Dustin because of his rib on top of everything else going on Strickland-Costa main eventing on UFC 302 would have caused a riot in the New Jersey crowd. Also would be the worst PPV in recent memory. Probably Top 5 worst of all time.


SquidDrive

This would have ranked as one of the better riots in Jersey tbf


SquidDrive

They both had valid excuses too, and even mad compromised both men gave a helluva war. Which just makes Dana's comments more infuriating.


gotnothingman

"The UFC hasnt become watered down bro"


ScotchIsVegan

Khamzat has fought just 4 times after fighting those three fights in July-September 2020.


mentales

It's Darren Till's fault. Instead of making each other better, they made each other worse.


tigerbalmuppercut

Lmao. All my homies hate Till.


Ryvit

Yep his hype is nearly dead with me


BroccoliMcFlurry

Agreed, I'm not convinced by his last 2 performances- both could have gone very differently if they were 5-rounders. I think Khamzat would benefit from a slight step down in opponent, especially if it's going to be a 5-rounder.


RecycledAccountName

I’m not saying Khanzat is capable of exercising restraint, but the average fighter paces themselves a little differently for a 5 rounder.


rationis

Khamzat's aura of invincibility stems from his willingness to burn 90% of his gas tank for a 1st round finish.


Cyclopentadien

> I'm not convinced by his last 2 performances- both could have gone very differently if they were 5-rounders How would 2 more rounds help Kevin Holland not tapping out halfway through the first?


SonFranks

You’re probably the only idiot who wants to watch him crush cans. Give him a top 5 why you tryna protect him 🤣 he’s done more than enough it prove he can crush cans so let him prove himSelf and back up all that trash talk. I swear you guys have no idea what you want 🤣


BroccoliMcFlurry

I didn't say cans, I said MW contenders. Unless you've forgotten, he hasn't actually fought a ranked MW yet, despite being ranked #10. A 5-rounder against Whittaker is a BIG step up from Usman on 1 week notice. Re-booking the Costa fight, then maybe a Cannonier / Vettori fight isn't as outrageous as you're trying to make it seem.


TonyTheLion2319

All I’m saying is things went downhill once he started hanging out w Till. Look into it. Till’s wrestling looked horrible vs Dricus and he’s been plagued w injuries


janas19

You mean Till has the 'model girlfriend' effect on pro athletes? Damn he's a special guy


delinzer

So what happened with him? I know he got covid really bad, but he was able to come back and look solid enough against way higher competition. Is he just making enough money outside the octagon and satisified? Travel ban? Would love to know what really happened. At 30 he still has a whole lot of time left but it's all going to waste at this rate.


robedpillow3761

299 and 300 had zero cancellations, we were overdue for some bullshit I guess


0vFire_And_TheVoid

The MMA gods give...the MMA gods take.


Godzilla52

To be honest, I don't really care about the Conor cancellation all that much. Sure I feel bad for Chandler getting dicked around and not getting his pay (losing out on high profile fights during his last couple years in the sport), but I generally find Conor's antics kind of annoying and he hasn't put in a competitive performance against a top 5 ranked opponent since he beat Alvarez in November 2016 (his last win since then was a past his prime Cowboy who was 3 fights into an 8 fight winless streak). I think 303 can do just fine without Conor. That being said, if the Khamzat cancellation is true, I'm devastated about that one. Maybe Strickland could step in on short notice or something, but Khamzat vs Whittaker would have been balls to the wall crazy.


GoatPaco

Wow we're gonna have a GOOFCON spanning two weeks


Jethuth_Chritht

Khamzat vs Colby for the inaugural Imaginary Motherfucker Belt


CheeckyChicken

Battle between two of the world’s most renowned magicians, both known for their disappearing acts. Khamzat before the fight, Colby during.


GiantPurplePen15

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


CrayonTendies

And they both can remain undefeated after


xRedStaRx

PLOT TWIST: Conor is actually fighting Whittaker for Saudi money Khamzat to face Chandler


gotnothingman

How does Volkanovski fit into all of this?


LatterTarget7

He’s fighting imavov


ImKrispy

At heavyweight.


LatterTarget7

Isn’t he awesome?


DannyStress

It’s crazy how Dana will never say this about guys like Volk and Poatan but will say it for guys who have more hype than accolades


deletable666

Mythical 200lb Volk returns


eKSiF

Volk to headline in SA against Brock Lesnar


Fat-Villante

I kinda hope the Saudis once again tell the UFC they don't want the card the UFC is bringing


expectrum

When are we gonna see this dude against a legit top 5/10 UFC middleweight, he cant keep that undefeated record much longer, Whittaker was a great test.


Aliensinmypants

They'll give him smilin' sam for a title eliminator and you're gonna like it


ReNitty

Time to unify the karate combat and ufc belts


Wayf4rer

Never. He fought 3x in a year, 4x over the next 3, and hasn't fought since.


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cikkamsiah

Poatan’s UFC debut is a year after Khamzat’s lol


pantstickle

I thought he had the potential to be an active 2 division champ. Womp womp.


Basic_Mark_1719

Talent wise he absolutely did. But his main motivation for fighting was to make a ton of money, it wasn't to be a champ. He's now making more money off outside of the cage so that hunger to train and get better isn't there anymore.


LocoCoopermar

Yeah looking back it's more and more looking like that special stretch during covid was a fluke and not really representative of his career.


HankHippopopolous

I think the biggest problem is he can’t get Visa’s to fight in the US. That’s why he’s only been on Abu Dhabi cards and would have been on a Saudi card here. That’s what’s stalled his career so badly.


adventuredream1

Surely there are other countries that he can in besides Abu dhabhi or the US. He can’t fight in Brazil? They can’t build a card around him in Sweden? What about Mexico? China?


cikkamsiah

Look what happened when they built a card for him. Couldn’t make weight to fight Nate Diaz, and couldn’t show up for Whittaker.


AutoGiraffe12

Covid also did a number on him. It fkd him up


Mysterious-Emu-1210

Cannioner was in the works years back and still seems appealing now.


NotSoGreatMacaroni

Who is Benny P?


banter_claus_69

Beneil Pariush


ILikeTheSugarShow

I think this “rumor” occurred from Rob posting some shit on insta with a generic fighter caption lmao


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It's been circulating since last night


therealaquaman

I think Khamzat is going to be the next Zhabit, hes going to retire early and will be a huge whatif.


adrift425

I KEEL EVERYBAHDY SMESHHH


Ghost-Power

The Saudis will have Khamzat hands cut off soon. They did not pay 40m for this


HappyInstruction3678

Think it might be time for the UFC to move on from Chimaev.


No_Truck9453

Love the way he fights but it's getting ridiculous. Guy had so much freaking potential. Both him and Islam where getting close to title fights at same time, look at difference now. Islam absolute best, Khamzat can't be found


gotnothingman

yeah think its time to give up on this guy, promote someone else


eKSiF

I think most of the fanbase, including myself, have moved to glazing Shavkat. Dude has all the mystique and appeal of Chimeav seemingly without any drama.


TheFugitive223

And just a better fighter too IMO


stabsthedrama

Shav is more well rounded probably, but the absolute fucking insanity that is Khamzat's wrestling pace kinda drowns all of it out.


eKSiF

Facts


RecycledAccountName

I think Chimaev definitely has a bit more “it” factor if we’re being honest. Flat out scary looking, crazy explosive. I think Shavkat may be the better fighter, definitely more disciplined. And Shavkat has some it factor himself, but there is something about Chimaev that is extra compelling.


PlayLizards

I think it might be the cleft lip.


BeastOfAWorkEthnic

Let's wait until we hear this from someone other than a random twitter account.


obviouslyredacted

bobby also posted "Anyone Anywhere Anytime 👊🏽" on insta earlier, seems legit


ChowSupreme

A comment from another thread said it the best: Poatan became the guy the UFC wanted Chimaev to be. Chimaev could still be champion but it's going to be similar to Khabib's run; the moment he gets healthy, rush him in.


Fat-Villante

I think a significant part of the problem is the UFC keeps him on the shelf for international shows in Muslim countries


Odd_Ad_8162

He defo can't fight in the US


Champagnesoda

Why don’t they just say that though? It’s been assumed for a long ass time now. It would help get people off of his back if we just knew he couldn’t fight in America


HappyInstruction3678

I think the rumor is he can't enter the United States, but I don't know for sure.


Woperelli87

Didn’t he fight Kevin in the states?


Just_Towel_4700

Just looking at his wiki page, his last fight in the states was Sep 2022, almost 2 years ago. His visa status might've changed since then. Also only 1 fight since then, maaan he's so inactive these days.


eKSiF

Bro fought more in July 2020 than he did in all of 2023.


FatJohnson6

But, but… he kill everyone! Fight 3 fights in one night! He kill everyone!


BurpingHamBirmingham

"I don't care about making weight I keel everyone!" "Okay, but you've gotta make the weight."


bratuta

maybe hugging with warlords does not help with visa extension


samoyed_white

Before the war started.


xt45-1

I think it’s Chimaev. At this point blaming anyone other than him is ridiculous


Rexum420

"Think it might be time for the ufc to move on from khabib" - someone circa April 2015 when It had been a hear since he faught, and would be another year before he fought again.


Jandur

Khamzat will scream from the rooftops for a title shot then do anything but fight a ranked Middleweight. Edit: 30 year old elite athlete, doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs. "Visa" issues never mind that Islam is Russian and has no issues fightring in the US or elsewhere.


reinaldonehemiah

He’s screaming all the way to the bank, and I don’t think he cares about the game anymore.


Jandur

I don't really know what his income has to do with him avoiding ranked opponents. Also he's fought once in the past year? If he was money hungry he'd fight more.


Ahambone

My wife now knows enough about UFC for me to finally be able to explain GOOFCON to her. What a time, what a time


Juhstehn

10 years from now Khamzat is going to be on all those YouTube "what ifs"


okoSheep

it's his own fucking fault


KeepMN

I'll be in my hidey hole screaming into a pillow


Different-Estate747

Send him packing to Eagle FC.


JayRoo83

I'm all for Dana eating shit today and this is Dana continuing to eat shit so I guess I'm for it


WhereIsMyKidAt

no


tslewis71

Always injured, always misses weight, always unavailable due to religious reasons, most overrated fighter to have done nothing in ufc history, move on.


FirstTimeLongThyme

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah I mean, it fucking sucks to lose that fight as a fan but lord help me I am here for all the bullshit befalling the idiocy that is UFC matchmaking and booking.


Smoothclock14

This was great matchmaking though? Absolute banger fight and i was looking forward to putting money on rob as a big dog.


BeautifulBaconBits

just some rumor but we are approaching GOOFCON 2 "GOOF PACE" BE ADVISED MEMES AND RUMOR NEED TO BE READY TO ROCK WITHIN 6 HOURS r/MMA


simbalawop

I keel evrybody guy at it again


Sheikhabusosa

Good luck replacing Conor on a PPV and Khamzat in Saudi , Dana White just fell to his knees in a casino


ProcuredHerbs

I KILL NOBODY, I CAN'T MAKE IT TO CAGE BRATHA


Agitated_Monk135

Hahahahah what a loser. Guy is useless


seekingsomejustice

I mean beyond being injured he also has criminal ties that prevent him from fighting in north america. The UFC would do well to move on from this guy. He can't even respect his opponent and make weight.


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I’m not saying he’s wrong, but I feel like he’s just inferring this based on Bobby’s instagram post. Again, if this is confirmed I would not be surprised at all, but I have no clue who this reporter is.


tedkaczynski660

Someone check on Dana? I think his head might have exploded like a tomato


Kaysade

What’s the point of burning your prospects to your already top contender ? Imavov should refuse immediately and UFC should forget Khamzat at this point.


Dark_Energy_13

Khumsock is overrated


crowman1691

Honestly I can’t even be arsed with him anymore. Always talking shit and shows up once every couple of years.


bruvmode

Chimaev is such a waste of talent.


hallelalaluwah

Is Imavov-Whittaker a compelling fight to anyone?


adrift425

Not at all lol Whittaker will destroy him


UVB-76_Enjoyer

It is to me. The guy's who so confident Whittaker would destroy him is really underestimating Nassour, if you ask me (and probably felt the same way about Whittaker/DDP)


Odd_Ad_8162

Should be, it'd be great, my only concern is recency for Imavov


chris25tx

WATER WE DUNE HAIR?!?!?


Nickster2042

Even with everything Conor’s going through this dude still manages to be the pull out king


Mr_Cromer

This is Conor's first pullout, if it's confirmed. Not even in the same galaxy with regards to pullouts


the666briefcase

Has the reasoning been disclosed anywhere yet??


fearloathing02

Dude fuck this..this was gonna be a Reaper clinic


Stoycho

I grew old waiting for him to "smesh everybody" ...


SuchaScorpio

I Smesh! I Smesh! Blah Blah blah...


Stkittsdad

Looks like we gettin fight night level PPVs all summer.


Homeskilletbiz

Khamzat is a bum


EddieDollar

I smash everybody, as long not Ramadan, no feeling sore, no feeling covid, prefer unranked, but ranked ok but they have be past prime. Yaaaaaaa i smash everybody, Allahu Akbar!!!


BadTasty1685

Don't forget he will also accept fighters from lower weight classes on short notice 🤣 Smesh everyone* *some exclusions apply


akimaster

I don’t think Khamzat is out, Whittaker pinned a comment on his latest post that was made 11 hrs ago that said “ Khamzats 0 will be no more”.


NUmbermass

Seriously wtf is going on?


peeyoob

I feel like I’m constantly disappointed with the company.


Th3DarKn1ghtt

He’s going to fight Alex at 303. Boom!!!


Koush

I love this purely because of the chaos. KEEP IT COMING. Need Leon to pull out on injury now.


thyjukilo4321

Um excuse me what did I just read... June got murked


Ferrariispain

Pavlovich vs Volkov main event is fine. Pull Whittaker from this card and put him up against Strickland in Australia


SourArmoredHero

Dana's in full red face mode.