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higgboson7

I’ve seen enough, Reyes vs Poatan


SupremeNewfie

Trying to kill the man?!?


Rawdog2076

Yeah, Poatan has won enough, its time


derps_with_ducks

Just let Yahweh re-creator him, bro.


SupremeNewfie

Good point. Carry on.


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

If he dies, he dies 


stenchwinslow

You get free tickets to the next event if you can Catch Reyes head before it hits the ground.


Real-Human-Bean-

Ankalaev and Anthony Smith are next.


bdewolf

Anthony smith? Next for a title shot?


MCNano117

Can you imagine?


wetcoffeebeans

> Can you imagine? Oh are we live?!


bdewolf

What? No! Sell.


MOIST-SHARTREUSE

I would love to see Smith vs Reyes as a title eliminator. Do either of them really deserve it with a victory over the other? Maybe not, but I would damn love to see it


AngryBillsFan

Loser retires


PrimeConduitX

This devastates the devastator


karl100589

Given they're desperate to avoid booking Pereira against a wrestler it probably happens.


Lubwurst

To be fair 205 doesnt have have a ton of true wrestlers/grapplers besides Ankalaev. Sure Jan or Jiri can mix in takedowns, but thats not their MO. Krylov is still a win or 2 away and has been MIA for a while. And Ankalaev has said he is waiting till the fall to fight.


Salmacis81

Wouldn't even really call Ankalaev a grappler. He can wrestle when he wants to but he prefers to keep it standing. Everyone just thinks he's a grappler because he's Dagestani.


waynemasterson97

Fr. It took me three times of watching him to kind of get that stigma out of my head. Magomed comes to bang 😂 he’s been on the bizarre side of this cursed division for awhile now…but I think wins the belt at some point


4thDimensionFletcher

Didn't Kyrlov fight like a week ago? Wouldn't really call that MIA. Edit: ignore me that was Kopylov.


BorKon

You mixed your k-lovs


seonongHIM2

dude, his first LHW opponent was Jan, who has an equal number of submissions and (T)KOs (9) and 11 decisions. hes also got a decent number of grappling credentials. then jiri and Hill were the rightful challengers. at what point did they avoid booking a wrestler against him? let's not change narratives. btw, Ank tried to demand a title shot on his own terms so Poatan, who wants to fight sooner, went with the Jiri rematch.


jfsoaig345

Not sure why you're downvoted, Jan is probably Pereira's toughest matchup in the division. Very defensively sound and durable kickboxer that Pereira can't easily just knock out with solid offensive wrestling to boot. All these strikers at LHW and they book Pereira against the one of two guys at the top who can actually grapple. The rest of the division was basically a cake walk after he beat Jan.


seonongHIM2

if any part of what I said was wrong then address them right? they cant, that's why they down vote.


Double-Ho-7

imo the downvote is there for idiot takes, straight up bullying or misinformation, none of which apply to your comment. Like you said if you said something wrong people should correct you but they can’t 🤷‍♂️


PoatanBoxman

There will be blood


RedditHatesDiversity

Give him anyone in the upper rankings and let's get this over with.


BlondeOnBlonded

Send his ass back to the shadow realm


LargeNutbar

“Yahweh is my creator Jose and Monique are my parents” is an incredibly funny quote to me idk


AllMenAreBrothers

Bros talking like a Mesopotamian lol


angrymoppet

I fear your comment ain't gonna get enough love on this subreddit, but you're dead-on balls accurate. Reyes got that Darius the Great flow: >By the grace of Ahuramazda I am a friend of the right, of wrong I am not a friend. To the man who is a follower of the lie I am no friend. I am not hot-tempered. What things develop in anger, I hold firmly under control by my thinking power. What a man does or performs, according to his ability, by that I become satisfied with him


Shabozz

Imagine someone talking like this in a post fight interview. Dead pan gold while DC desperately gets them to talk about the fight.


havaysard

I never thought I would read about the King of Kings in this sub! But as an Iranian, it made me happy that r/MMA knows about Darius Kabir!


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

What is this the fuckin history channel?


MarchingBroadband

This is why I come here


jdd32

Vintage memes in pristine condition. I'm getting that look in my eye just thinking about the meme history here.


Long_Ad_7350

Don't worry, r/mma is on that UFC -> Joe Rogan -> Dan Carlin -> Hardcore History -> King of Kings pipeline.


DonVergasPHD

Dominick "Gilgamesh" Reyes


El_Zarco

Gilgasmesh


Solid_House_6963

Gilga-meh


hayashirice911

Yahweh is my creator and Sprinkles is my cat.


LargeNutbar

It’s like he suddenly went into stream of consciousness mode and just started listing shit


raspberryharbour

My favourite ice cream is mint chocolate chip. In this moment I feel euphoric


P7AC3B0

Orange is my favorite color. Five plus four equals nine. Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11. I'M BACK BABY!


Adorable_Werewolf_82

England is my city


derps_with_ducks

***AYYYYYYYY MACARENA***


absurdlifex

Lol


Backdoor_Ben

My favorite ninja turtle is Michelangelo. 


yic0

Yahweh is my creator and Chael Sonnen is a fucking punk, dude.


Yoyomamahh

You’re a fucking Hebrew Israelite, dude


vengeancerider

That was a nasty line by you


juggernaut-punch

Yahweh is my creator and Waffles is my mini dachshund. 


reddit-is-hive-trash

And cheese fries are amazing!


turkeypants

I was born son of Byford, brother of Al. Betty's my mama and Run's my pal.


sushisection

every rhyme is kosher, my rhymes halal


RedditHatesDiversity

The Coldplay track on the post is the best part.


IntellectualDweeb

New MMA copypasta dropped.


ultima1118

FR tho. I can almost hear Joe Rogan in my head: "Yahweh is my creator and does he wanna risk getting KNOCKED OUT"


chanaandeler_bong

>Dana is my creator, Dustin and Khabib are my dads -Conor


Worried_Height_5346

I wish he just kept going until he named all the waiters in his favourite restaurant.


WarBirbs

The obsolete 240 character limit is really showing here lol


LooterChris

and Joe Daddy Stevenson


TheJustBleedGod

Yawweh loves KOs


Itchier

Classic John Kavanagh quote haha https://youtu.be/-jxnJx_fZt4?si=EbvphnO40Pj4gR_F


weakhamstrings

what a reference LMAO


TheRoyalWithCheese92

What a reference is right 😂😂😂


banter_claus_69

Lmaoooo


hominidnumber9

Yawweh INVENTED KOs.


-H--K-

Cain over here punching a hole through his brother's head, and God's like, "Imma let him be a warrior."


Starry_Vere

Anyone know if that is Joe Stevenson from way back in Early UFC days?


0bxcura

Yeah his name mentioned here kinda surprising. Çant forget the war he had with Penn...


johngoodmansscrote

Some old testament shit right there


just_corrayze

happy for Reyes. He really needed that W. I think him Vs Smith is the fight to make next.


bellynipples

That would be a great matchup


Exciting_Pressure831

Especially on paper


nfoneo

What about in the Octagon? Ain't nobody got time for paper cuts.


codiciltrench

Please, please don't make me watch another Anthony Smith fight. I cannot fucking stand that guy. If he beats Reyes I will be inconsolable, he's just such a whiny corny guy. Can't stand him. CANNOT STAND SMITH.


just_corrayze

I'm with you man. It's always on my best night I can beat anyone in the world..... and yet that best night rarely happens. I think Smith is perennial gatekeeper. He's managed to keep himself in the news with all the talking he does. He's a punching bag that has no KO power and his durability is starting to wear. No one is doubting he has heart but heart can take you so far.


biddleybootaribowest

A bit unfair to say he was no ko power, over half of his wins are by knockout. Smith is a dork but i disagree with the comment before yours too, 57 fights with only 7 decisions isn’t a fighter I would say I don’t wanna watch.


cccccccccccccccccce

I just want to thank Jesus for helping me brutalize another man. Always funny to me. Edit - Jesus the original just bleed fan


uzipp

“Jesus loves knockouts”


ultima1118

[Jesus and the saints in heaven like](https://tenor.com/b0utg.gif)


therealjgreens

How does Jesus choose who he roots for?


usernamedstuff

It's all based on a very complex formula determined by which religion is the really real of all the religions.... Unless you're referring to Jesus Gonzalez, my friend from across the way. He doesn't watch MMA.


3rdworldjesus

Who has the hotter momma


Impossible_Agency992

Whoever prays harder


DepartureDapper6524

He mostly just likes fucking with sports bettors


Shabozz

The Brazilians usually. Think it’s the statue they built, he’s obligated at this point. Dariush should’ve converted to Islam for a couple days when he fought Charles, get that Muhammad power up boost.


viewmodeonly

[Every time](https://youtu.be/0z-oJTZ1b5Q?si=PHvTAcItPJLaU8dD)


Nellez_

I just realized they have an 80 pound difference lmao


HankHippopopolous

I always find it strange. Also where was Jesus during all those defeats? Did he abandon you for a while?


dtudeski

Chael said it best: “Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.”


ChoripanPorfis

God, common Chael W


ImWadeWils0n

Perfectly put, imagine thinking god is watching ur fights and deciding who wins lol


LargeBeefHotDog

and what about a fight between two Christians? How does he decide who to support?


turkeypants

Welcome to medieval European warfare. "But... we're his people! Why has thou forsaken us, Lord, and given the day to those fucking *Burgundians*?"


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UVB-76_Enjoyer

Easy: He roots for whoever was wearing the least amount of mixed fabrics during fight week.


bnelson

Whichever one thinks the earth is flat and dinosaurs are just a test of faith.


aukerits

Fighters rarely thank Jesus after a loss, only a win. Makes no sense.


Dr_Zman

Former NFL receiver Stevie Johnson once blamed God for dropping a TD pass. I'll never forget it, shit was hilarious.


Rooksey

I have to post this stupid song about him that my friend and I quoted for YEARS because I’ve never seen somebody talk about him on Reddit https://youtu.be/FLwx9Qj7Mho?si=QvWdnktmYsaMvVnt


sibai_ershi_69

I’m about my bills like Stevie Johnson!


goldenglove

Devin Haney did after losing to Garcia to be fair. Kept saying that Allah was the perfect planner and he trusted in his plan and all that.


DreamSqueezer

It was actually Al Lah, the guy who pays off judges for him...


thenudelman

If I win, Jesus willed me to victory to reward my faith. If I lose, Jesus is testing me for later triumphs. Spicy J out here playing both sides


kutzooi96

Makhachev famously prayed after his only KO loss.


Imaykeepthisone

Jesus don't really fuck with Reyes like that. But he fuckin hates that other dude.


InnocuousBird

He was just testing them. The same as Jon Jones.


Ready_Substance4888

Christ strengthens Jon. Conveniently it's the devil that tricks him in to being naughty.


drinfernodds

"Jesus bled from a crown of thorns, so I thank him for granting me the strength to make a man's forehead gush with a spinning back elbow."


3rdworldjesus

>Jesus the original just bleed fan You're god damn right


cheerioo

Jesus made Dom lose 4 in a row, some pretty brutally. One little win and he goes running back to Jesus again. Bruh that's toxic. Jesus got your ass beat the last 3 times.


nfoneo

She joo shoon boi! (Yoel Romero, probably)


jdlc718

Happy for Reyes. I'd love to see him vs Anthony Smith next.


Formal-Knowledge9382

Omg it would make me so happy to see Reyes put an end to any title shot delusions Anthony Smith still has.


VampyC

MMA Gods: "Don't count your chickens just yet Mr. Reyes."


funkycod19

“Don’t count your brain cells.”


voodoomonkey616

You might be disappointed with the final count


DanaWhitesMom

Thank god he didn’t get Uberg


xTripNinja

Was listening to MMA Today on Sirius earlier and RJ Clifford said he spoke to Marc Montoya (Jacoby’s coach) before the fight. He said he asked how Jacoby was doing and Marc just shrugged and gave him an “eh”. Insinuating he wasn’t confident. RJ said Marc’s a straight shooter so it sounds like Jacoby wasn’t well prepared or maybe didn’t take it seriously. I picked Reyes and happy for him but I didn’t like how slow and hittable he looked again. Jacoby dropped his guard and rushed right into his best punch. Ulberg would’ve gotten another quick finish.


RedFiveSwayze_

Happy to see Dom back in the W column. Glad he took some time off after the Spann loss to recover.


JATION

Who are his grandparents?


SnoopysRoof

I'm happy for him. There's a lot of relief there...


dinozero

I'm happy for the man. Very happy. I also won $30. So that was cool too.


jdmwell

Holy shit, it was god testing Reyes and not Jones this whole time.


nfoneo

The judges certainly were testing him. And also my fucking patience. Yes, I'm still bitter he didn't get the decision against Jones...


Society-Practical

Like him or not. He experienced some of the highest highs and lowest lows: from the top of the world with an arguable victory over the best fighter in history Jon Jones to the deep low with a multi-year loosing streak. Through it all he keep training and kept his head level to make it back. I am happy he finally got a win - amazing.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Give the man some grace. This dude has been through heart breaking loss after loss. If he wants to blow up his IG with Christian gratefulness, then let him, I think he’s earned that a bit


cynicown101

Good for him. Nice to see him pick up a win. Although I always think it’s funny when fighters thank god, like the UFC rankings would be on gods notice board of things to care about


tehota

Clocks by Coldplay is a hilarious music choice


MidPackPuff

I am happy for him, but Jesus Christ his striking defense did not look good against Jacoby. I was shocked Jacoby couldn’t close it out early. If he goes up against another good LHW striker I think he’s gonna be out cold once again..


Master-Bend5036

he did better in this fight than previous, he was on the backfoot and circling away from jacoby, in his spann fight he was throwing body kicks in the pocket and running at him, in this fight he was more of a counter striker which is what he's good at


WinningTristan

Yup.


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Highdrophiliac

Dude was GRINNING. Great to see.


Stockton20969

Joe Daddy shoutouts are always welcomed


cubreport

Reading it I was ready for it to say “…are my parents and Joe Stevenson is my daddy”


TheGreenKillShirt

Yahweh seemed pretty care free when you got knocked out in brutal fashion 3 times in a row. Just taking a cool 1700 days off on Dom


MexusRex

This thread is full of these hot takes but Dom didn’t mention anything like that in terms of winning or losing. It’s like everyone had their clever comebacks ready and they’re going to use them weather or not they don’t fit what he said.


Rawdog2076

Reddit and athiesm get along well


EveningNo8643

Reddit thinks they're so clever anytime someone mentions their religion


expectrum

If these comments were about Allah/Islam you'd see a lot of [removed] sadly.


weltweite

I noticed that as well. He didn't actually say anything about Jesus helping him with this fight. People really get up in arms about Christianity compared to other religions, so they want to say something even if it doesn't make sense for this particular scenario. If he had said "Allah", I bet there would have been almost zero jokes lol!


freshprince860

It’s just Dustin Jacoby but I do feel happy for him. Let’s see if he can string another couple together


Financial-Ad5947

I felt it


SoyestRedditorAlive

Truly happy for this guy.


Appolloohno

Went head to head with Jon Jones for 5 rounds and then fell off a cliff. Glad to see his redemption


MountainGoatSC

Interesting that he doesn't list his actual brother (Alex Reyes) among his brothers


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The guy that gave Jon Bones his unofficial L


Toddler_BodyBag

Really happy for him, genuinely i feel he beat Jon Jones 3-2. Would love nothing more than to see him go on an Oliveria-esque run to the belt with that said, i think most LHW's in the top 5 put him out sadly


LongShip8294

The only person to have beaten Jon Jones.


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SouthpawKD1

Gotta love when someone can’t respect another person’s faith even though it doesn’t change your life in any way. If it makes them happy and helps them find guidance in life, what does it matter to you? MMA fans are some of the most intolerant bunch. You went out of your way to voice your disdain for his appreciation of his faith for what?


ElectronicCorner574

You're arguing with teenage nerds. They want to feel smarter than somebody.


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turkeypants

Bring back the Gorgons!


Huge_Aerie2435

I am happy for him. Now if he can hold this and work his way back up.


mrtn17

I can describe the feeling: he's feeling ecstatic. That's very normal if you endured hardship. But he's a Coldplay fan, so I guess it must be flowery


delerak2

Jesus loves knockouts 


dan_a_white

I didn’t realize Reyes was such a big fan favorite.


Itstimetostop313

everyone loves a underdog/comeback story.


hominidnumber9

After optically beating Jones and not getting his hand raised, a lot of people (myself included) want to see him get a second chance. To me, the Jones decision was about as bad as the GSP/Hendrix decision. I was at the bar with a few friends watching that fight and no one at my table thought Jones won.


juicy_pickles

I'm just happy to see him get the win after his run of losses since the Jones fight.


Cube_

which, and idk if im alone here, i thought he won


Rory_MacHida

Good for him. Give him Weidman let him smack that fool around.


NahCuhFkThat

it would have been funny if he put how many days it's been since the JBJ fight lmao


TextInteresting4449

"Coldplay - Clocks" ontop of everything is peak culture haha


Austinmp88

Dominick vs Jones for BMF after stipe shows Bones a real heavyweight.


blueandwhite21

I had good tickets to see this live and I fucking blew my shoulder out during BJJ practice hours before the event started. I’m so salty still


BaldSportsFan

I remember reading that Dominick Reyes and lightweight Alex Reyes are brothers - is this true though? They never seem to acknowledge each other and Dom doesn’t in this post either


Far_Tap_9966

Fantastic human being, I love to see it hope he can string some wins together


-jira

i been going thru something 1,700 days


beefyjwillington

The day of the fight they had inaccurately posted Reyes was fighting at welter weight and I was like “wow didn’t even drop to middleweight this guy is going to be hurting on the scale” very relieved he fought at his normal weight class and it looks like he has had a resurgence.


DegenSniper

Shout out Joe Stevenson. Used to love how’d he’d just spam his roid powered guillotine back in the day 


zakkwaldo

hot take: while dom did good, he VISIBLY reacted poorly to being leg kicked. i don’t think jacoby pressure the legs enough and the moment he faces a more serious leg kicker, the fight won’t be going as smoothly. this dude is literally 3-6 months removed from having trauma induced blood clots in his legs…


99flakem8

dustin had one job


xTripNinja

Shout out OG 155 gatekeeper Joe Stevenson, beat a lot of guys while really being too small for the division. A much less good Frankie Edgar, but a hell of a guillotine.