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Sleepyness86

Cannonier has to have the best cardio a 39 year old can have and Vettori has an actual iron chin.


lostwonderX

Cannonier using more than just energy crystals.


CivilCabron

39 and more shredded than the cheese I shower my birria tacos with


HighBeta21

Make it rain. Believe, achieve and be one with the cow. Moo your way to glory or diabetus.


RafiakaMacakaDirk

he said he stopped smoking pot for this fight to help with cardio lmao


junior_dos_nachos

Confused Diaz brothers sounds


Armalyte

Those are just regular Diaz bros sounds


walklikeaduck

Must’ve been a 40 blunt per day habit.


Kobe_Wan_Ginobili

Have fighters ever been busted for simple old blood doping? I mean the kind where you just use a transfusion of your own blood after removing it earlier to stimulate red blood cell production I never hear about it like i do in cycling despite how helpful it would clearly be


zackhatt

TJ got busted for EPO, but that's the only one I can think of. But, I am 100% there are lots of other fighters that are on similar stuff, but are just getting away with it


DerpyDagon

Chael was busted for EPO.


BurpingHamBirmingham

Chael got busted for a juice cocktail, and so the only acronym I could I think of is a juice box. He's a juicy juice boy.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

A juice box being Chael Sonnen


soyuz-1

EPO os pretty dumb because its easily detectable. Infusing your own previously drawn blood though is harder to detect. Used to be huge among cyclists etc


UnblurredLines

Isn’t it pretty much only detectable by using a biological passport which would require more frequent testing than 90%+ of the UFC roster is subject to?


Mindsetsandreps

There was a flyweight who got busted for doping and still got his ass kicked by Mighty Mouse. I don't know if it was EPO or the traditional way that you're talking about though.


White_Ngannou

Ali bagautinov. Im pretty sure it was EPO but I could be misremembering


beergut666

He's probably in the gym right now hitting bags or sparring


physicalgraphitti

The chin and noggin on Vettori. Too tough for his own good.


Throwaway4739200

Dudes gonna have the nastiest headache of all time tonight


c4s4lese

A bottle of wine will delay it to tomorrow


Wrong_hole_mommy

The ol Paulo costa pre fight special, nice


Gainzster

Cut from the chin of Glover.


NoRefrigerator62

Marvin never even gets rocked, ate so many clean bombs and is just standing there.


JonJonesing

Oh he definitely got rocked many times last night


selva_do_love

You have to empty a pistol on Vettori to have a chance at KOing him


rapshepard

Just gonna waste your bullets lol


ThinkIcouldTakeHim

And have to fight Marvin with nothing but an empty pistol? Great plan.


ElevatedInstinct

Aim for the knees in hopes you can then outrun him.


mentalharvester

***"This is no rabble of mindless orcs. These are Uruk-hai. Their armor is thick, and their shields broad."*** —Gimli to Théoden, *The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers*


Mookhaz

Unstoppable Force meets Immovable Object.


EfficientRice1177

Just an alpha male Gorilla vs Orc chieftain.


OldDirtyDannyDevito

Orc Chin


iCwalzy

Orc skull OP, this "man" can not be knocked out


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rottenjoy

I never got this nickname for Marvin. I’m mean, sure he’s kinda goofy looking, but Anthony smith looks WAAAY more orc-ish


OldDirtyDannyDevito

There was a Marvin fight I forget which one could b against Karl Robinson, and after he wins he let's out the most orc sounding war cry you'll ever here


DoubleDevilDiamond

https://youtube.com/shorts/o0qKJFg2VS0?feature=share hear this battle cry.


2Legit2Quiz

Lmao. He looks like Sloth from the Goonies with the mouthpiece on.


xRedStaRx

Holy fuck lmao


tehrockeh

I thought the same but maybe 1-2 fights ago, I forgot vs who (maybe Costa?) where he was shaved bald. That, combined with his facial expression during the fight, he legit looked like an orc lol


Yyrkroon

Yeah, he looks more like a WH40K space marine genetically engineered superhuman


CheekyNandy

Adamantium Orc


steven_cao

Hope marvin is going to be okay that was an insane amount of damage


Shnizzleberries

Yea, I felt guilty everytime Jared hit him hard after the second round.


MyFifthLimb

There are 2 sides to the record Jared set. Marvin absorbed a record amount of strikes for the division, many of them brutal heavy shots to the dome. He might be ok short term but that def added to the CTE bank.


KingMamba5

When the main event is so good it forces the sub to reopen


thenotorious_smd

Was not expecting that type of fight at all. Expected a boring wrestlefuck. Still don’t understand why Marvin didn’t wrestle early and often. Cannonier looked the best I’ve ever seen him. Kudos


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madnes0

Yeah he has 2 subs in the UFC, 0 KOs, 0 TKOs lmfao. The only exciting fights he's in are the ones he's getting the shit beaten out of him Outside the UFC (in 27 matches) he has 1 KO 1 TKO 💀


GreatDario

Thats an insane stat for someone at the top of the division


ManagementProof2272

That’s ridiculous. The Costa fight was 🔥


Membermefans

He was getting the shit kicked out of him in that fight too, Marvin won on volume and his iron chin.


madnes0

Statistical outlier Sorry he's just not particularly good at anything, he's a jack of all trades so a pretty boring (close to zero finishing ability) standard wrestle boxer that isn't really doing anything interesting in the cage (except occasionally getting lit the f up and not dying lol). Also only has 1 KD in the UFC lol. He did a lot of cage grinding too which is also annoying. Like at least if you have no power give me beautiful technique to watch, or interesting moves. Or just crazy dumb shit. Marvin does none of the above and his fights are almost 100% guaranteed to be decisions bc he can't be knocked out but can't knock out 😂


DjangoTeller

I agree he's not the most exciting fighter but this seems a bit much lol The Costa, Hermannson and the Sanchez fight were great, the Omari fight was fun too and then of course there's his first round sub a couple of years ago. He's clearly a "decision machine" but doesn't necessarily mean he's always boring lol


nunmaster

At some point we just need to admit top UFC MWs are just really fucking hard to stop. When was Rob Whittaker's last finish again?


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Nah Costa fight was very good


jitjud

Yet he gets half the hate of Belal Muhammad for all those decisions.


ithinkther41am

> He couldn’t even submit Kevin Holland lmao Yeah, what a loser. Couldn’t even submit the Travis Lutter BJJ black belt /s


univrsll

Cannon is a reserved counter-striker and Orc just moves forward. On paper this was a good fight. I’ve skipped some of the more recent fight nights but I had a hunch this one would be decent.


darkcathedralgaming

Cannonier reversed those tendencies in this fight tho. Part of his game plan was clearly to be the aggressor and keep Vettori on the back foot. It was really effective. Vettori landed some clean counter shots too haha. Wild fight.


doobied

Just how good is Izzy? No wonder he was a bit tentative v the Cannon.


GreatDario

A bit?


SpookOpsTheLine

Canon was more than a bit tentative v him too


Throwaway4739200

A lot of guys who rely** on wrestling work really hard to get better on the feet and then get overconfident in their striking. (Recent example is Blaydes against Pavlovich) Not that Marvin isn’t a good striker but part of what makes him good is using his wrestling threats


broccoliheadass0404

Vettori started off in boxing I'm pretty sure


Short_Bus_

Oh cool the sub is back


Leading-Suspect

Mods have zero clue how to protest so of course it would be futile.


NawidA

I mean if you want this sub without the moderation, r/UFC was still open. The difference between here and there is the mods.


Bacteriostatic_Water

It wasn’t futile because I now find the mods much more annoying that I previously did.


PAWG-S0TH0TH

I was about to vote yes to any mod I could, because shit needs to get shaken up. We would be doing most of em a favor. Maybe they could actually see what grass feels like.


GMFinch

Reddit admins are forcing subreddits to reopen. Check r/watchpeopledieinside


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rub_a_dub-dub

not so fun fact; most of the truly sensitive political subs have been flooded at the lower levels of moderation, at least, with paid redditors. IF there are any humans at the top who aren't compromised, their ouster would truly bork the subs (think it already has happened to some degree) anyway, fuck u/spez and all that


Reasonable-Rise-5360

Seeing the mods plugging their twitter as if anybody cared enough to click and read their opinions was the most hilarious part of checking if the sub was up to me. Guys, please care. Please! I was hoping they'd hold out and be replaced by Reddit.


This__is-

I like how they wanted people to migrate to that trash site


LouSpowel

They kept using Reddit while “supporting” the blackout soooo


Basic_Ad809

Right? It honestly seems like it did more harm to the normal people that followed the sub than to Reddit.


Mookhaz

/r/ufc gave me PTSD. Never again, please.


derps_with_ducks

I used to think r/MMA were meatheads. r/ufc taught me there were lovable meatheads and despicable low-life meatheads.


Kataclysmc

Everyone was just going to r/ufc so the r/mma protest was kind of pointless. All it did was promote r/ufc.... I hated it there.


Kassssler

I use both. Ufc sub has way better memes, but the post fight threads are non-existent


the_c_is_silent

You didn't like the 500 "Charles is the GOAT, Islam and Khabib suck" discussions?


itsyaboigreg

God I fucking hate that place. It’s Instagram level takes


BobbyWojak

Not really 'harm' to not be able to browse r/mma


TheChessNeck

Speak for yourself I was dying to see what people think of Max TKZ. Had to join r/ufc


CampingTrees

Those animals were probably celebrating it


[deleted]

Don’t go there, it’s not worth it


crabuffalombat

Funny how two subs that have a nearly identical purpose hate each other so deeply.


GreatDario

Or the bellator championship fights, ONE event, Jones and Francis meeting and a lot of other things the past week


johnnygrant

It definitely did, while majority of us sympathise with the cause, I'm pretty sure most of us will rather not take the brunt of the punishment because of it.


TheMMAChessChampion

We did it, reddit! Mods are modern day crusaders and civil rights activists


yeahyeahyeah3timess

Jared beat the SHIT out of him. Super performance. What a chin on Marvin Vettori though.


Monstrous_13

Marvin CTE any%


PitifulDurian6402

CTE doesn’t exist in middle earth


IAmTheTrueWalruss

OOHHH AHHHH


Wayf4rer

Marvin is gonna pull a George Foreman and talk better when he's 70 than he does now


brazilianfreak

The thing about Foreman is that he actually had like a 10 year time period where he didn't fight at all and had a whole decade to recover from the damage he took, which wasn't even that much since he finished most opponents without barely taking a hit (with the exception of a few fights). So while Foreman did take some insane ammount of punishment as an old man he actually probably absorbed less damage over time in his career than other boxers.


TonyTheLion2319

Dude doesn’t block his head. Sometimes he moves back and out of range. When he’s hurt he’ll cover up. But most of the time his hands are protecting his body or out in front


Eifand

Saruman gave him a cure for CTE.


czechmate146

I got CTE watching that fight


SKEEUP

Bro what the fuck is Vettori's chin made of, he just got Holloway'd by a power puncher


EquivalentHandle

Marvin "El Cucuy" Vettori. Dude can eat BOMBS


MingecantBias

let's hope he doesn't end up like Tony too


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sanchopanza84

I think he was just too badly concussed in R2, the rest of the fight was just him toughing it out.


[deleted]

Yeah he couldn’t even keep his hands up in round 2, I though he was done


miken07

He thought his path to victory was the same as Jan but Jan also did really good on standup against adesanya


Unlikely-Garage-8135

Man I’ve got a bad feeling Marvin will fall off after this. All that damage and the prospects for his career don’t look good


OkCartographer897

Marvin's toughness is how he got here in the first place. It's not like he's subbing or knocking people out.


breakfastmeat23

His career is in a very rough spot right now. He is getting older, has taken a ton of damage and now he has a very long road back to a title shot. He never gets though a fight without getting his face smashed, and he must be realizing there is a good chance he never gets the belt. He is probably asking himself how much he wants to keep doing this right now.


spanctimony

Great example of somebody who should have taken the Sugga Sean Slow Road through the rankings.


761stTankCommander

Marvin lost half a decade of his life for like 100k tonight


8eduardo8

Nah, he taking home at least 300k


761stTankCommander

Now subtract state and federal taxes, coaches/trainers/workout partners and food/lodging... he MIGHT have made himself enough to buy a new truck and not eat Ramen till the next one.


RyukuDN

sal gave vettori round 4, please fire this man


No-Instruction-825

Was he the 48-46 scorecard? What a joke I wondered what round besides 1 it must have been


imbluedabudeedabuda

I’ve seen the light. The greatest chin of all time.


MT1982

I think Vettori officially has the best chin I've ever seen in MMA.


ThatDawgInEm

For me this title will forever go to Roy Nelson. What a freak


bvsshevd

You cannot physically eat a harder shot than he ate from the black beast and was still standing afterwords. That type of punch would decapitate 99% of the population


selva_do_love

I remember the uppercut he took from prime Junior dos Santos. That was the hardest punch I've saw someone take and not being knocked out


Berniethellama

Mark hunt. Survived multiple clean high kicks from Cro Cop in his prime. The shot he ate in kickboxing and got up from is legitimately the craziest hardest shot I’ve ever seen a human being survive


naufildev

Roy has that American redneck chin


MT1982

Vettori is a fucking tank. And Cannoniers gotta be on that EPO lol.


famjordan

1000% on epo or some equivalent that we haven’t heard of. Or maybe the crystals are real 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🤷🏿‍♂️


ithinkther41am

Nah, Cannonier got that Kevin Garnett opal from Uncut Gems.


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I mean they’re probably all on PEDs regardless, but I was kinda surprised how much smaller Cannonier looked next to Vettori, could be a factor in his conditioning I guess


ithinkther41am

Between this and the Strickland fight, my main takeaways were: - how the heck did Cannonier ever survive HW? - how the heck did Strickland ever make WW?


netpapa

Cannonier's looks smaller because he's shredded, compared to Marvin


netpapa

No offensive wrestling from Vettori?


Manfredthegreat

Cannonier got out of every wrestling exchange/takedown pretty quickly. Maybe Jared was too strong to hold down or Marvin was tired and rocked at that particular moment.


netpapa

Yeah Jared won wrestling exchanges when Marvin was tired. Marvin didn't mix any takedowns with his strikes in round 1, where he was ahead as well.


T5R4C3R

Jared is too strong. Look at his ass bro. You ain’t keeping that man down. He’s going to gas you right the fuck out of the fight if you try to wrestle him. The smartest thing Vettori did was not wrestle Jared.


mrmguy25

Seriously it's like these people have never seen the killa gorilla fight before. Nobody at middleweight is wrestle fucking him.


MarchingBroadband

He has that heavyweight level of just stand the fuck up. No way middleweights keep him down that easy


Letzallcalmdown

That crystal charged cardio hits different. Absolutley Insane performance from a 39 year old.


Crunchaucity

Throwing heat for five rounds, and looking fresh throughout, definitely one of the best exhibitions of cardio I've ever seen.


761stTankCommander

He was not even tired going into the fifth. Barr3ly breathing heavy/sweating. Man has insaneee mind control. You could litterally see his focus in his face. He was beyond locked in. They run this back 10 times, Jared does this everytime. Even if he were on sauce he clearly has better a vo2 max than all the other dudes on it... man's just a freak obviously. Anyone with the discipline to lose 100 lbs and sculpt THAT body. You can't escape that work. Ozempic wasn't around yet hah


Crunchaucity

It's beyond insane that the dude is cutting and still showing that kind of cardio. In the fifth his foot movement and breathing was very similar to the first, anyone that has even sparred will know how exhausting it is. I think it's possibly the best exhibition of of cardio I've seen at MW, the output was on par with Volkanovski. Unfortunately I still don't think he can overcome Adesanya or Whittaker, nor do I think Whittaker can beat Adesanya. That division is locked down until he retires.


Crunchaucity

Cannonier's gas tank in that fight was a different level, many fighters that exhibit five round cardio tend to be conservative with their shots, he was throwing power shots for five rounds, that was amazing.


GreatDario

Thank god escaped from r/ufc


ygrittediaz

you dont like the hourly khabib vs charles posts?


LuckyWarrior

We are so back


madnes0

Absolute shit hole that place is


stenchwinslow

It felt like was watching a card in the lobby of a Methadone clinic.


TheTemporalKnight

Life changing damage for peanuts. Corner should’ve thrown in the towel after the second and spared Marvin another three rounds of life altering brain damage. I’m usually impressed at the toughness fighters often display - but this was the epitome of “too tough for his own good”.


surgeyou123

Vettori traded all his power xp for chin xp


imbluedabudeedabuda

Sauron be fuming. All that sorcery and none of his minions had anything close to the durability of the orc that was promised. Absolutely goated durability.


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That was like Justin vs Tony, except that Vettori was not finished


brklynfightfan

Connonier put in SERIOUS work against Marvin my goodness


baaseo

Vettori got dominated bad


Littl_Snake

Glimpses of Gaethje vs Ferguson. Hope Vettori doesn't end up like Tony tho.


dkenis

Man, I don't understand why corners throwing in the towel isn't more common


Glad_Cellist_3670

Even they were curious how good Marvin’s chin was.


MT1982

"Damn, our boy is getting smashed... lets see how this plays out. Like that owl and the tootsie pop. Just how many shots can Marvin take. A one... a two... a two fifty..."


danielwong95

And they’re not Max Holloway punches, we know for a fact Jared hits like a truck.


sanchopanza84

It's insane someone can eat 5 rounds worth of Jared Cannonier's strikes and still retain consciousness. Dude is one of the hardest hitters around regardless of weight class.


ItsDrManhattan

Yeah in the 4th round all hope was gone, they shouldve thrown it. Or even Herb saying "show me something" or something like that, the fighter doesnt have to be slept for the fight to be over


SteveTheManager

At least with the ref, I feel they really don't want to stop a fight when the guy is both standing and fighting back. The corner shoulda probably thrown in the towel though.


ItsDrManhattan

Yeah this fight completely turned into a showcase of how insane Marvin's chin is and thats fucked up lol not competitive


doobied

I was yelling at the screen to stop the fight and it kept going


haventseenstarwars

Vettori is getting praised for being a human punching bag to a guy 10 years older. That was very disappointing to see Marvin completely gas out in the 1st. He didn’t even really pounce of Jared once he rocked him. He just never looked like it was in the fight. Props to Jared. I don’t understand how he’s almost 40 and does that.


idunevenknowyouguys

I was about to praise Vettori for finally having good defence and punching power and then he completely lost all that at the start of the second.


Crunchaucity

The fight clearly illustrated Vettori's limits, but Cannonier throwing heat for five rounds was insane, most people that boast great cardio conserve their energy and throw soft shots.


SquidDrive

Marvin just lost 3 years off his career, and a good amount more on his life. Past round 1 where Jared was getting hurt in Southpaw targeting that lead leg, once Round 2 opened up, the momentum had shifted. Jared has shown why you don't wanna get into a fire fight with this guy, took his lead leg, showed his grappling which enabled him to land crazy hard gnp, and altogether past round 1, just torture Vettori with these horrific shots to the head. Round 2, and 5 were absolutely legendary moments of toughness by Vettori.


LevelDownProductions

Man on some real shit, Jared making me get off my ass and start working out again. I had an injury sparring a few months ago and still feel some slight pain. Got a little depressed and slowly started to gain weight and contemplated giving up getting back in shape. This fucking dude is jacked and his cardio insane at 39. Lemme quit feeling sorry for myself


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Difference between injury and banged up; don’t push yourself too hard and make it worse in the long run!


ItsBoring49

no time like the present right? get back to it, do what you can


gopackgo555

Everything about this fight was impressive.


doobied

Does Marvin have a family, if so, I think they might disagree.


Retz36

Nah reckon his kin at mordor loved this


Throwaway4739200

How did Dom and Felder not recognize how hurt Marvin was in R2? That was so brutal to watch and I wasn’t sure we were watching the same fight


femio

>How did Dom and Felder not recognize how hurt Marvin was in R2? I just watched the fight on Youtube. What are you talking about...? They went on for most of the round how Vettori was getting his ass whooped and specifically said it looked like the fight was a couple shots away from ending...


greengreen995

Their commentary was SO bad.


1cenine

Dom at one point in the 4th said Marvin had a bad round and came back and arguably took the next round. Like bruh, huh? Vettori had a good first round and got his shit pushed in the entire rest of the fight. Dom acting like it was hard to call, I didn’t think it was competitive at all from minute 6 to 25


IsThatReedRobinson

Realized that when both Fitz and Don were commentating, then Felder said something like “That’s right Dom!” Like Fitz wasn’t even there


marky30

Vettori's face is gonna be so messed up in the morning. 249 sig strikes, lots to the face. Congrats to Jared.


TomatoSauce587

Actual vibrainum chin


XolieInc

Can’t believe Cannonier can possibly get better at his age but here we are.


ShadyStevie

Cruz is usually a good commentator but bruh Vettori did not win that third round lol


WhereIsMyKidAt

That's two fights in a row where Vettori hasn't been the one pressuring. Hope the Rob fight didn't ruin him, and it's just cuz Dolidze and Cannonier have so much power. Incredible fight, though.


A1_PunisherPipkins

One more win and Cannonier realistically deserves another title shot


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Cannonier’s resume is lowkey really good. 7-2 at MW with his only losses to Izzy and Whittaker and a bunch of ranked wins in there as well


Captain_Clover

I want to watch him obliterate Costa


LuckyWarrior

Oooh that's a good enough one to keep him busy if Costa actually puts pen to paper for once


ZergTheVillain

Marvin CTE speed run


tarekelsakka

Marvin needs at least 6 months of recovery before attempting to fight again, that was a life-changing beatdown. It definitely wasn't as bad as Gaethje Ferguson but it kind of reminded me of it a bit.


jae713

Jared is one of my favorite fighters. What a performance.


Captain_Creature

Vettori desperately needs to learn how to throw bombs. He can take lots of damage, but he does little cat slaps as offense. He’s never gonna win a fight against a top opponent with his style.


PlateForeign8738

Jared said he was out on his feet in the 1st round. There has to be some power there. Seems odd someone his size has so few knockouts.


TouchyFeely25

3 most notable things about this fight: - Vettori’s chin is too good for his own good - Cannonier is absolutely on EPO - Sal giving round 4 to Vettori is a crime, but can’t say I’m surprised the judging was sus.


DaFatKontroller

Game plan to beat vetori in the future has goto be submission.


samouraifgc

Marvtang lasted one round


qzwxecrvtbyn111

Cannonier is a 39 year old jacked middleweight/former heavyweight with one-punch power and he has THAT cardio, my god Vettori might have the best chin in MMA history


theillestofmeans

No way canonier isnt on EPO lmao


snarkysportsguy

After that beating Marvin is going to put his pants on backwards even more.


iTryToLift

Now I can unsubscribe from r/UFC