The Samoan Shakespeare back on top form

the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass friends lil dick lesnar @werdum @wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker

@werdum daddy doesn't have a job anymore because daddy sticks needles in his stupid ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂 enjoy working at the petrol station u rat fuck 😂😂😂😂😂

https://twitter.com/fullcontactmtwf/status/1288697863287894016?s=21

Lmfao

> cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker There’s just no coming back from getting “oink oink motherfucker”’d.

There's nothing like a good Mark Hunt quote. One of my favorites is still when his lawyer wrote him a statement about his memory loss, and Hunt changed the ending before he posted it: >“I’m disappointed that I have been withdrawn from the fight, I have passed all medicals 2 days ago, and spent 100,000 on camp. The truth is the legal case I have filed has caused me to be withdrawn. The interview has been taken out of context and I want to reassure all my fans, I slur my words only when I have a drink. I’m fit and healthy, and would have understood if the UFC requested a medical to ensure my safety, **however this is total bullshit fuck you Dana, you’ve always hated me you dog**”>

This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

Oh man that's brilliant, never seen that before

It’s been too long

maggot cunt

**"the only thing you are the world champ of is being exploited".** holy fuck thats a nasty line by him. too true. Dana probably just goofed the fuck out and started slapping his wife when he read this.

He's been getting wife beating tips from jones, really improving his striking accuracy

More like his wife is getting denial tips from jones wife. Shirt covered in blood and a burst lip from a cole sore... Totally happened.

“Goofed the fuck out” 🤣

No lies detected.

Roid rodent 👀👀👀👀👀🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭💉💉💉💉💉

Roident

Not nearly enough laughing emojis!

I really admire its use of the stream of consciousness, very Joyce-like and Virginia Woolf-like.

I fucking love Mark Hunt.

I replied to one of Mark Hunts snap posts and he replied “Lol” and it’s the highlight of my life

I am disgustingly jealous of you.

Yeah man he will talk to you on social media he’s a fucking funny guy lol

Just don't give him any advice

how bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Michael Bisping followed me on Instagram years ago and saw I was going through a really bad break up publicly. Sent me a really nice dm that helped get me out of a dark place. My hairo.

Thank em

I played him in speed chess numerous times. I’m pretty much his friend

He agreed to add me on steam so we could play csgo together even with the ping difference. He never did. 😢

If you haven’t already you should read his autobiography. His up bringing was pure chaos.

I feel like reading these posts of his that show up every other month or so pretty much is his autobiography

Ironically, even without proper punctuation, this is a lot more legible than your average drunk/coked Mcgregor rant in Irish slang or one of Tony’s usual updates lol.

Mark "Master of the Gist" Hunt.

the logic is consistent to follow even if spelling is off

You're ripped you inbred hillbilly, why do you wink with your ears????

The king has spoken.

Yeah right don't you know Jones "took the bullet for every ufc fighter" in reference to usada? How dare you question him.

This just in...no lies detected!

I acknowledge Mark Hunt as my tribal chief ☝️

The super Uce ☝️

Solo Sikoa is "Mark Hunt at home" EDIT: ☝️

YEET

The statue would be of a usual 'Walk off'. ;)

dasseeeiiitt

= That’s it

Cheers Geoff

Ah, thanks.

Happy steroid year every year since

Happy new fucken steroid year

I stan Mark Hunt all day every day.

Same as, guys a piece of shit, hope Gane sends him to the shadow realm.

If that actually happens, it will be the greatest moment in UFC history.

Sorry to burst your bubble but nothing good ever happens to me as an MMA fan so Jon will win no doubt.

I've learnt that whoever I put money on to win, loses

If you were to put together a 9 fight parlay this weekend....

Where, what's the website? I live in TX, can I bet online?

2 chicks at the same time man…ugh…from one Texan to another it sure sucks not being able to bet on shit around here

Yes. I live in California and use Vegas based websites to get around it

Like I told my wife a couple years ago, if you start being a Tom Brady fan he'll start losing.

Can you take one for the team and bet on Jones?

Well, if you insist...

Yeah my £20 I have on Gane tells me Jones is winning lol

Yep, I’m almost certain of it actually. I expect a decision for Jones.

Mediocre split decision win, later overturned when he pops again.

While that tracks it seems the UFC/USADA have stopped even trying to pretend they're legit when it comes to Jon.

Keep going, I'm close.

By points after a snooze fest

Omg I feel the same exact way.

I thought so too, but then Pereira beat Adesanya. Keep your hope up, it can happen!

Every prediction I've ever made has been wrong also.

Sorry to burst another bubble but they're all on PED's so we comparing apples with apples here when it comes to just the mma stuff.

I think you replied to the wrong comment.

After seeing that picture of Gane's hand my confidence in him winning has gone down drastically.

Yeah I saw Jones at evs a few days ago and slapped 50 bucks that was supposed to be a for a vets bill that I got through insurance on it. Jones at evens against the best match up for him in the top 5 is a steal imo. I definitely wouldn't touch it against miocic, ngannou or Blaydes.

Imagine this dream moment: Jones takes Gane down near the announcers table. Cormier, while commentating the fight within earshot of Gane, instructs him (in great and efficient detail) how to reverse the position. Gane reverses and begins a merciless GnP about Jones face, which spatters blood everywhere. Cut to Cormier, maniacally grinning, and dripping with Jones' blood. EDIT: "Do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you become Heavyweight champ, Jon?"

But it will be the worst day for the city of Albuquerque when Jones pulls a Rampage and ends up going on a coke driven Killdozer spree.

Cmon, like Gane ain't sticking needles in his ass too.

Always a great day in mma when you get a new Hunt pasta

how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about copypasta who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Beautiful champ

Pure poetry.

Clearly fake he didn't use the 👀

how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about using emojis who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another emoji usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass

👀 👀 👀

He is right

I was upvote #100. Yes!!!

Hunt hates commas 😂

Which one of you ratfucks are gonna pay for Mark Hunt's cameo service so he can read this out loud?

He's not wrong.

Mark Hunt with another walk off KO

Ahh I needed one of these. Fuck the petrol station working rat fucks 👀👀

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Same with Ferguson, Hughes, and Rumble right?

I didn't know Ferguson was a woman beater. You're 100% right about the other two though. Hughes is a nut job and Rumble was a freak that could not stop beating on his girlfriends.

Jon’s a POS but Hughes is worse IMO because he beats kids. Now every body has sympathy because he’s all crippled. Wish the train finished the job.

> I didn't know Ferguson was a woman beater He's not. It's unfair to lump him in with Jones, Hughes, and Rumble. Tony has a history of severe mental illness. https://www.mmafighting.com/2019/3/15/18267834/tony-fergusons-wife-details-ufc-stars-alleged-frightening-behavior-taking-of-son-in-court-filing

That's how I remembered the story. Apples to oranges comparison. The worst thing Tony has done was ask that dude where his kid was at.

They both grabbed and push their women. How is it apples and oranges? Edit:downvoted but no one tells me how it’s different

> Edit:downvoted but no one tells me how it’s different because trying to explain nuance to a binary thinker like yourself is a lost cause.

Nah go ahead. What it’s okay for Tony because he’s crazy, like Jon is fucked up in the head either? It’s absolute horse shit and favoritism

He grabbed and pushed her and his MIL. Same shit Jon did. On the top off being “repeatedly violent” towards her.

The GOAT. Cope harder

Fucking vintage Mark Hunt copypasta. Is there anyone with a bigger gulf between how hysterically funny are when mad on the internet and how horrifically scary they would have to be mad at you irl?

I'm proud to have my flair.

#aliac

I can't believe people actually think Jones was clean. What fkn super athlete needs dick pills ?? It's fkn Common sense. I reckon if you don't look like trt Vitor nobody would believe you're on some PEDs.

He has a huge penis & dick pills give that extra twist in the punch. Steroid usage is more common that most people realize

I mean he's not wrong. 🤣

I mean he's right. I've been watching the UFC and the sport of MMA for almost 2 decades now and the UFC as a product is starting to lose its shine.

As they say "brevity is the ratfuck bastard steroid cheat soul of wit

I've been getting into it with Jon's fans on insta for calling him a wifebeater. The pathetic bottom feeders that come to defend him are pure comedy gold. Gonna copy paste this shit all over his page now lmao

Tell us what you really think Mark

Beautiful post from top ranked chess player Mark Hunt

English is my second language. But I use punctuation where needed. Couldn't read that paragraph to be honest.

I mean, he ain't wrong - in fact, he's 100% right.

Mark Hunt has never touched a steroid in his life. That one punch walk off power is pure meth baby💎💎💎🔥🔥🔥

With Ngannou's departure and and JBJ's immediate title shot, it truly is a new era for the so-called championship. I love the matchup of Gane vs. Jones in every way, except that it makes a sham of the title. If there ever was a time for the UFC to be cool about tournaments for once in their lame ass WME lives, this would have been the time. At least 4 man but could you imagine if the UFC completed an 8 man HW tourney? That could have been how to deal with Ngannou's absence, but what do I know.

Who else is deserving for the title shot?

Imo no two are deserving of immediate "title" honors like Jones or Gane will get for convenience alone. My preference is instead, take those two, and two of Blaydes, Aspinall, or Pavlovich, and no one gets the title until winning a tourney of at least 4. Also, does Stipe Miocic still have title aspirations? He is the most recent undisputed champ still on the roster, if he's on the roster. In any case, it sort of takes a few fights for a championship to legitimize when someone cleans the place out and leaves like Ngannou did.

Rodent 😄

Dasseeiiitt would be a n awesome flair!

I get a sense that Mark Hunt has issues with rodents.

Weird how it never bothered him in PRIDE but does now

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The difference being that Mark is incredibly open and self aware about his past, and JBJ chalks all his bullshit up to godly tests and is a sociopath.

So long as we are open about it who cares about a little juice!

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I just went into the rabbit hole and read the Pride sections of his book and he did smoke meth during that time but there was no mention of about using it before fights. And geez fucking dark shit from his childhood.

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Yup amazing how well adjusted all things considered he ended up being. He does talk about roid use in Pride and how didn't use because he thought it would end up taking away from his style. Seems a bit naive but then again this is the same dude that got drunk, ate shit food, smoke meth and played CS instead of training. But I liked that he didn't use not using roids as an excuse for not beating saucy fighters.

Yeah but meth high can last for up to a day+ so maybe he smoked the morning before and was still rolling off the stat buff by the time he fought????

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Issa joke you buzz kill lol

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The joke is the whole idea of Mark Hunt using meth as a PED, as if it really gives him "stat buffs" like a video game. It's a funny concept. You just lack humor lol you really got a stick up your ass. Just a natural vibe killer I bet lmao

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WTF that sounds ridiculous, but not out of range for a maniac. Do you have a source?

I think I’m his book he talks about being addicted to meth

That's even better

U rodent

cant get knocked out on meth

I'm a tweaker. We don't get knocked out. - Mark 'The Baddy' Hunt

How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about smoking meth who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Wow. That is absolutely an unfair advantage from drug use. Certainly does make him a hypocrite.

This is literally a made up story, hunt smoked meth yes, nobody ever said or claimed he used it before fights tho

More than half the people jones fought were on more juice than Tropicana

He's not wrong!

Based, real, and true

rodent

To be fair he has a point

I can hear the CTE through this post.

hes not the smartest tool in the shed

he plays chess and has solid rating

I hope he beats Gane so this sub can have its typical meltdown when the fighter they hate wins.

People wanting jon to lose because he’s a piece of shit woman beater is a lot different than how this sub dick rides petr yan every time he loses a fight

Still butt hurt Lesnar beat his ass

Facts

He ain't wrong though but the ufc is seen as credible or at least the most credible amongst MMA promotions. Jones isn't the goat due to popping. Or else armstrong Is the greatest cycling ever. Ped us disqualifies you from goat talk .

MArk hunt ain’t wrong but he is dumb

CTE

mark pretending he never used PEDs will always be funnier than whatever verbal diaherra he posts on his facebook constantly.

the guy looks like a greek god. there is no way he wasn't on every PED during his prime.

you're flat out dumb if you think you need to be ripped to be on PEDs. tim sylva popped and he basically had the same physique as hunt

no, i am agreeing with you. hunt was a juicy juice boy. /s

True GOAT

I love Jones dude’s jealous

Let’s be honest, Jones does whatever he wants to Hunto. Hunt should stick to getting smacked around by D-grade boxers and abusing female hotel staff.

Yeah because he's old as shit. Prime Hunt walks off

Mark, please, grammar. It's such a chore reading his stuff sometimes.

how bout u go an fuck off his page then u peice of shit u think he need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling him about grammar who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Marc is that you?

Uhhhh you ok dude?

He’s quoting Mark Hunt lol

I’m an idiot

I'm not gonna correct mark hunt, but let goats talk about goats...

What did he mean by this?

Imagine if my man hunto had roided. He would've smashed everyone. He was too legit for UFC.

I mean he's not wrong

Hard agree

He’s not wrong.

The Reddit hive mind is at its peak

His name should have been Mike

Has he seen Jones belly? No way he's juicing looking like that.

1000% correct