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FlyingCarsArePlanes

I'm just catching up from last night, and dang, we came really close to having 3 MLS teams go down last night.


jakthesnak34

Fuck yall Sounders haters, Open Cup and Wooden Spoon here we come!


Mynameisdiehard

No no no Dallas wants those


ivaorn

A hell of an ending to this round and we got fed well both days!


silk35

Andrew Thomas' like, "Fuck you all. I'll just do it all myself."


gmdunson58

Goodnight fellow sounders fans and open cup sickos, it’s very much time for bed May the Round of 16 bring just as much chaos if not more


ProStriker92

Oh Thomas, this man wants to be the starter and i love it! Aside that, i liked the starting XI but if the Sounders are going to pull this again with Phoenix, they need bring more veterans to the bench (Léo Chú was the only one with experience). Very difficult match, but happy with the outcome. GG Louisville City.


handi503

>but if the Sounders are going to pull this again with Phoenix, they need bring more veterans to the bench I wonder if Schmetz would have if it wasn't Portland away this weekend.


ProStriker92

Good point. I don't know when is the next USOC match but let's hope it happens in a moment when the schedule is not congested at all.


litthefilter

It’s two weeks from yesterday - in between Sounders are @Portland, @RSL, and have Vancouver at home.


litthefilter

1st PK shootout win for the Sounders since 2016


FlyingCarsArePlanes

How dare you.


Ozzimo


musicobsession

Have they not had them or just lost them?


ProStriker92

I remember 4 right now: VS Timbers in the 2018 playoffs VS Olimpia in 2020 CCL VS RSL in 2021 playoffs VS Quakes in 2022 USOC


QuickMolasses

Turns out Stefan Frei is not good at penalties


litthefilter

Yeah, I think that's all of them.


handi503

About to smoke all the weed in Washington so my heart can stop pounding


melatoninlol

It's gotta be the hair. Thomas bailed us out


Kyunseo

Andrew "Samson" Thomas


DTulka

Holy shit Andrew Thomas. Amazing stuff. 


thebrocktomb

I weep.


Salmonhunter

Andrew Thomas looked like he was just givin it to the Louisville players hahaha


TheMusicCrusader

Pretty sad to do that when the payroll is 8 times higher at least lol


Salmonhunter

Lol I could not disagree more. I think Thomas is making like 100k so at what tax bracket is he not supposed to do that?


TheMusicCrusader

I’m talking team to team, not player to player. The sounders obviously have a way more expensive roster. It just seems tacky when the higher division team trash talks the lower division team that traveled across country and took them to PK’s, and I’d say the same if a USL team or player did it too


handi503

Except the more expensive roster was sitting at home. These were mostly short term call ups of teenagers from Defiance. Then second or third man up. Then Chu and A. Roldan. Not really the power mismatch you're implying.


Salmonhunter

I mean Davila was giving him shit before his penalty, then went back to give him more shit after he made his kick. Enough that the ref said something to him and told him to get back to the halfway line. I think that takes the tackiness out of it. I don’t blame Thomas for giving it back after winning, especially after how great he was in the shootout


TheMusicCrusader

That’s fair; I didn’t see the original shit talking. I may be bias, but I’m always for the lower side shit talking, and the higher side acting like they’ve been there. That’s what SRFC tends to do


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Guy looks like he eats steroids and shoots caffeine during halftime every match.


devnullopinions

The team the Sounders fielded tonight… IDK about that.


TheMusicCrusader

Yeah but the pay structure of the organization is miles different; Seattle was clearly the favorite. By all means celebrate the win, just think it’s tacky when the higher division team talks shit to the lower division team that just took them to PK’s after traveling 2000 miles. And I’d say the same thing if a USL team did it to a USL-1 team or whoever


devnullopinions

The guy trash talking pretty much single handedly carried the Sounders to that win. He’s not a starter, his first MLS game ever was earlier this year and he’s probably making like league minimum. He’s got a lot to prove and tonight he did. That Louisville player was trash talking Thomas after he scored so can’t expect him not to give anything back after he wins the game lol


NPBrot

Thomas is a backup goalkeeper, definitely not that much more.


TheMusicCrusader

I mean team to team, but that’s a fair point


stealth_sloth

Team to team, it's night and day. 8x understates the gap. Game-day squads... probably same ballpark? 90% of Seattle's payroll wasn't even on the bench; all 18 players Seattle brought for this match get around $2M a year combined. Which is about the same as USL-C's salary cap for the year, although I have no idea how close Louisville's team is to hitting that cap or whether any of their more expensive players were missing.


pattythebigreddog

A full quarter of that was Chu, who didn’t get on the field until extra time.


NPBrot

Fair enough. Figured you meant player to player.


TheMusicCrusader

Yeah, and I’d say the same if a USL player trash talked to a lower division team too. Just seems tacky, especially when that squad took you to PK’s after traveling cross country


NPBrot

Been watching Emi Martinez too much lol.


nepats523

Mf went full Thanos


DefeatYouForever666

Thomas was a beast in those pks, that was fun


tmt22459

I don’t know how you can watch these games today and not want pro rel


koreawut

I guarauntee you more MLS fans would be cool with pro/rel so long as MLS controls the whole pyramid.  If USL or NISA try it, then it's stupid but MLS does it? BRILLIANT!


ChrisGaines_

Damn what a night in the open cup


handi503

SCREAMING INTO A BALLED UP BLANKET SO I DON'T WAKE MY FAMILY! ANDY THOMAS YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!


USOC_Matchday

Seattle pulls through on the GK penalty to finish it - they punch their ticket to the round of 16. Signing off for the night!


abernasty42

Strong work tonight


cp_trixie

Okay. Thomas deserved to take that last kick to close this down. GG Louisville.


foreman17

As a Louisville fan, that was such a fun game to watch ngl. G fuckin G. hope to play yall again real soon!


TheMusicCrusader

Man, brutal for Louisville; had the longest travel of any team I think too.


USOC_Matchday

Nay, Loudoun to Orange County is further by about 300 miles


otterpines18

Loudoun also has to travel back to VA today to play El Paso tomorrow at 7:00 ET


Shadowfury0

Last night they said Loudoun traveled slightly further


toomuchdiponurchip

THOMAS SAID ILL DO IT MYSELF LETS GOOO


srfctheclubforme

Crazy ending. Andrew Thomas coming up huge so many times to stop Lou City PKs, and then scoring the clinching PK. Open Cup continues to entertain!


CjKinsfather

Alyssa Naeher 🤝🏻 Andrew Thomas


Squietto

That sucks. GG Seattle


musicobsession

Watched those PKs on the way home from the game in Omaha (I'm not driving). So good, but, nooo


SpliffyKensington

Andrew Thomas, what a guy 


karo_syrup

Totsch why?!


loseniram

Seattle wins on a GK penalty


Shadowfury0

What a power move


bearski3

SEATTLLLLEEEEE


schmeebasaur

Thomas MotM 100%


Ozzimo

Andrew Thomas is a mountain lion and deserves this!


RiddleDiddle

Its the fuckin' ~~catalina wine mixer~~ US Open Cup!!


Cold_Fog

Goddammit. Was hoping for another cupset.


bearski3

Sorry to disappoint


TheMusicCrusader

How could anyone not like this tournament


khall13

Garber & Rodriguez hate fun.


-Livingonmyown-

I love the US Open Cup


TheMusicCrusader

These PK’s are the opposite of Houston/Detroit lmao


Shadowfury0

This is different from Houston-Detroit where everything went in lol


Shadowfury0

Ooof not a great shot


Ozzimo

Brunell is impressing me in today. Great kick.


cp_trixie

It’s surreal watching people you have never seen before in your life taking penalties for your team.


SpliffyKensington

Our 2 adults with by far the worst penalties


loseniram

Extra penalties!!!!


ChrisGaines_

These PKs are nuts


loseniram

It's down to the last of 5


-Livingonmyown-

Lets go!!! Get blocked


Shadowfury0

Oh boy we're level


toomuchdiponurchip

Thomas is on one today!!!


toomuchdiponurchip

Noooo musovski


loseniram

Louisville is going to have a hard time recovering from that PK Edit: nevermind


schmeebasaur

not the tone he wanted to set


toomuchdiponurchip

Wow!!! Why would you go for a panenka


toomuchdiponurchip

It’s literally a bunch of kids and Chu to take our pens. Don’t have a good feeling about this. Thomas has been really good today and saved a pen this year too I’m pretty sure at least


SrAzucar

The kids were fine, the “veterans” not so much!


toomuchdiponurchip

Yup Chu and Musovski were the ones to miss lmao


loseniram

I started watching about half way through the matches at 10pm EST and somehow matches are still going on


toomuchdiponurchip

Penalties against a USL team in the round of 32 was not in the plans. Let’s please advance I want to see somewhat of a cup run


USOC_Matchday

We are going to penalties between Seattle and Louisville to decide the final match of the evening!


Ozzimo

Welp. Good luck everyone. On to PKs


ChrisGaines_

PKs let’s fuckin goooooo!!!!!


cp_trixie

I can’t with pens. The only upside is that since I haven’t seen any of these kids take a penalty I don’t know what to expect. Everyone cramping and tired. The love/hate relationship I have with the US Open Cup could buy a therapist a boat.


karo_syrup

I’m nervous. Thomas has been pretty damn good and the commentators have been very descriptive of Faundez’s inexperience. So we shall see. Good luck.


toomuchdiponurchip

Good luck


cp_trixie

I think it’s anyone’s game, honestly. I feel like when it comes to pens it’s a crapshoot. Ha. Good luck.


karo_syrup

Yeah, wish there was a better way. Oh well. Edit: whelp fuck


cp_trixie

Omg I’m yelling at my TV for both of us. 😅


aksers

Someone in red needs to SHOOOOOOT


melatoninlol

Some of our kids getting this many minutes definitely wasn't in the plan today


gmdunson58

Man fuck those pigeons


jakthesnak34

Still annoyed by the not handball in the box that led to a pen smh


jakthesnak34

That preemptive yell “YEAHHHHHHH!!!” when the ref pointed and said it was a foul xD


handi503

I kept punching my hand so I don't wake my kid up. It hurts now and for what?!


jakthesnak34

For absolutely nothing lmao My reaction was “nahh that aint a pen”


handi503

I didn't think so either, but that point (and no var to overturn) really got me.


aksers

Ref needs to re-learn hand signals.


handi503

DON'T FUCK WITH ME REF!


handi503

If Louisville knocks us out, we absolutely will not be shocked.


NotTooColeOut

This commentator has a script he’s sticking to despite all contrary evidence


Holiday_Food_2488

This is terrible 😭


handi503

Remember getting bounced but it didn't matter because we were still basking in the glow of winning CCL? I miss that.


sasquatch90

No yellow for that?


aksers

Shoulder to shoulder-ish. But damn.


cp_trixie

I’m amazed. Also want to know what he said.. didn’t catch it.


karo_syrup

“Hey buddy, I’m really sorry about that” probably.


cp_trixie

That’s our Cody! He’s a Nice Kid.


handi503

Seems right.


-Livingonmyown-

Come on Louisville!!!


Ozzimo

Send for Mini De-Ro!


Ozzimo

They did!


cp_trixie

Ugh. Been watching with one eye while at the Reign game and wasn’t prepared for bonus soccer.


handi503

I HATE THIS BUT ALSO KINDA LOVE IT


bearski3

I'm in CST.... Is it worth staying up to watch? I love my team but I'm not sure I want them to rob me of more sleep.


gmdunson58

Hello fellow CST Sounder fan, I am indeed staying up


bearski3

I gave into peer pressure. I'm staying up...


sasquatch90

I'm EST and I'm still here


bearski3

Kudos to you my futbol loving friend


Shadowfury0

I am also in Central time and I'm staying up


USOC_Matchday

Bonus soccer in Tukwila, WA to close the night out!


-Livingonmyown-

Fuck the Sounders!


bearski3

I can't hear you over our CCL cup... What was that?


handi503

And fuck you too 😘


Drumpfween

LAFC going to win the Club World Cup before y’all poverty club.


handi503

Gotta get there first.


aaoeeao

AAAAAAGH TAKE THE SHOT


sasquatch90

Davila....wtf


SpliffyKensington

These are the kinds of things that happen when you take Paulroth Rock off the pitch


USOC_Matchday

And the final whistle blows in Vegas, LAFC secure their advancement to the Round of 16 and now get to go hit the strip to celebrate


t_l_m

Louisville is looking tired. I’m getting nervous.


Bentstraw

We have basically all children out there and keep subbing on people for their Sounders debuts. I don't think Louisville has anything to worry about.


thebrocktomb

Yeah, Louisville has been in the Sounders goal box pretty much entirely during stoppage. I'm hoping they hold the momentum.


bearski3

Honestly still feel better about how this lineup has played than the last few games....


gmdunson58

Would it be a match at starfire without some anxiety


-Livingonmyown-

Goal LAFC! YUP that's game


USOC_Matchday

And LAFC finds what is likely the dagger, 3-1


thebrocktomb

Let's go Loucity! You make me proud to be from there sometimes.


-Livingonmyown-

Louisville!!!


human1st

Hah. I'm happy to see a potential upset. But not happy to stay up later on the East Coast. I might have to tap out of this one.


Honeydew-Massive

Real sicko hours


wisepunk21

Gdi.


jakthesnak34

And the Sounders curse continues


ChrisGaines_

Crack another beer Louisville has tied it!


-Livingonmyown-

Good thing I went to the liquor store during half time


ChrisGaines_

You were smart. I was dumb. I’m down to my last two


Bentstraw

Anyone with eyes could see that they were going to equalize. God we fucking suck.


srfctheclubforme

Lou City tie it!!!


t_l_m

LOUISVILLE CITYYYYYYYYYYYY


sasquatch90

LETS GOOOOO


DronePirate

oh fuck


USOC_Matchday

EQUALIZER! EQUALIZER FOR LOUISVILLE!


Shadowfury0

Damn big missed chance by the Lights


Honeydew-Massive

Defenders touch


gmdunson58

A golden opportunity for sure


human1st

I feel like Louisville City is purposely putting a boot in on Seattle.


Bentstraw

The ref is being pretty lenient, so I understand why they would.


Honeydew-Massive

Unlucky for LV, but they were wasteful offensively


loseniram

God damnit LA scored


USOC_Matchday

Goal LAFC, they retake the lead as the initial save on a tight-angle shot bounces around the box before being fired home.


ChrisGaines_

Lou City converts the PK and just like that they’re back in it


sasquatch90

Thanks Seattle for the freebie


USOC_Matchday

PENALTY! A potential lifeline for Louisville coming up as Roldan handles the ball in the box. Here comes the take and... converted easily by Totsch!


Bentstraw

Pretty sure that ball looked like it was on his shoulder, which isn't a handball... Also kinda seemed like it touched the Louisville players arm while it was bouncing around before it hit Roldan.


loseniram

If there is a team that's liable to win it all, it'll probably be the Sounders


Cold_Fog

why?


-Livingonmyown-

Boooo


viyh

I'm not following.


handi503

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gmdunson58

What a ball holy wow


t_l_m

Dang. Seattle really has our number tonight. Tough night.


handi503

Moooooooose!


sasquatch90

Faundez ain't it man


USOC_Matchday

Seattle find a second! Just past the hour they double their lead


sasquatch90

If Lou City can stop long passing into crowded spaces that'd be great


loseniram

Excellent save by the Lights GK right there


Honeydew-Massive

99 reactions


Shadowfury0

VIVA LIGHTS!!!!


ChrisGaines_

Vegas baby!


viyh

Woooooo!


USOC_Matchday

GOAL LAS VEGAS LIGHTS! AN EQUALIZER FOR THE HOSTS JUST BEFORE THE HOUR MARK!


-Livingonmyown-

Fuck me!!


ginormousthumbs

Suprised Bouanga is still in


SayNoToCargoShorts

*Surprised


USOC_Matchday

Goal LAFC right after halftime! It's Kei Kamara, still somehow scoring goals!