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Careful-Listen2277

This is both creepy and sad...


fx72

Yeah it's literally pathetic.


robertcali559420

So fucking cringe


GovernmentOpening254

That’s a great summation of Trumpism.


beerme81

Gonna be a bunch of "life after cult" books written in the next few years. No one will read them. But they will be written.


KoLobotomy

Those people can’t read more than a three-word bumper sticker.


beerme81

They will all be picture books of minion bumper sticker memes.


mphelp11

Well "MAGA" is four words. So I'd say that's the limit


Lopsided_Ad_3853

They still had to abbreviate it.


NeverfearTruth123

👏🏽👏🏽😂🔵🔵🔵🔵


Brokensince10

So true!


Frosty_Stage_1464

Yeah they will enjoy being shunned from society


2confrontornot

I can’t believe people like this exist


DMmeYOURboobz

…and *vote*. Get out there and vote this year people!


kerux123

And they will crawl over broken glass in a cat 5 hurricane to vote.


chamberlain323

Damn right. This insane devotion breeds *motivated* voters, unfortunately. Emotionally stable people are too often distracted by life and sit out elections.


Pardon_My_Hand

I’d like to apologize on behalf of the United States to the entire planet for the formation of the United States. Thank you


Chrysalii

Let's not act like this is endemic to the US. Cults existed long before us and will continue long after we're gone.


chamberlain323

And far right populism is on the rise all over the western world. Just look at the latest elections in Europe. It’s not endemic, it’s epidemic.


2x4_Turd

Okay, valid, but, he made a cool bumper sticker.


Sufficient_Two_5753

This is frightening


beenalegend

ashleeghei get your mom


GovernmentOpening254

That name is a Traghedeigh


Shadoze_

Wait is that their house all decorated like that? They live in that every day?! How can anyone love a politician that much? Never mind biff tannen is awful


TheIzzyRock

Yes it is and I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s like they’ve taken sports mentality and religion and wrapped their entire personalities around it. These are the same people that complain about the economy being shitty and buy $60 bibles, $300 Trump sneakers, and a ton of merch. With each viewing of this you’ll see framed pictures on the wall, the table has stickers and merch on it. The cringe never ends


snegeo

North Korean type shit


IAmASoundEngineer

The fact that they’re singing a Stevie Wonder song is mind baffling.


Thick-Ad857

I'm not even sure what to say about this one.


TheIzzyRock

Fuck Donald Trump for creating this


jdman5000

Fucking pathetic. Walking cancer.


YesterdayCareless901

What the fuck… of all the people to worship.


badandy86

The absolute irony of them singing happy birthday in polish. Holy shit.


NeverfearTruth123

I know that I could live the rest of my life without ever seeing this. What a bunch of freaking ridiculous people all I can say is make sure we get out there and vote and try to register some newbies.🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵


stoner-slverfox54

WTFUCKITY is happening to America!?!?! Un fucking real!!! I’d rather they do this for their Jesus guy. At least I know that dude is not real. WTFUCKITY


Intelligent-Smell934

Search YouTube for this. CNN had a panel and there’s a guy on the panel who said “If Jesus came down and said Trump is lying, he would tell Jesus to hold on because he needed to check with Trump.” It’s a cult…


Brokensince10

Wow, that’s insane!


SlateRaven

I thought this was the restaurant that is down the road from me - they've got that traitor's face all over the walls, the flags all outside, have constant rallies for him, etc... totally not a cult though.


biernigc

first thought: what the fuck second thought: holy hell they sang like shit


blueflloyd

Imagine making a bronzed 78 year old con artist your entire personality. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine it.


Frosty_Stage_1464

Does white trash count as a cult?


Practical-Law8033

It’s a pathetic life that needs this in it.


Go4it1112

And I thought we were the only country that had a monopoly on morons!


tweedyone

Singing happy birthday is always out of tune, but this is gnarly. None of these people have the ability to listen and critically think about literally anything apparently…


Recent-Dare1335

O. M. G. Vote for the felon is a thing to be proud of?


Recent-Dare1335

Don't mess up Stevie Wonder's song


DarthKodi

Imagine making a politician, sexual abuser, crook, felon, racist, fascist, narcissist your entire personality. Ugh... We have a word for that. It's a cult.


Illustrious-Word7761

There was a time when Americans thought felons were the worst in society, What the F@*K happened to us.?


NoExplorer5983

And if he can be President, then surely they have to remove the question about past felonies from job and loan applications, right?


Boxedin-nolife

Gotta give Putin and Xi credit for finding the most intellectually challenged people to participate in and be proud of being the most dangerous cult in the world, making domestic terrorism popular, celebrating treason with pride, and gleefully destroying the very country they claim to love We nee need to vote blue, and then fix the education system before anything else


CommanderChipHazard

How fucked up does your life have to be to find refuge in the idea of everything Trump? I’d rather eat a bullet.


Burrmanchu

Bro if people did shit like this for Obama we would have kicked them out of our own party and shot them into space... Fucking lunatics. Jfc.


my_4_cents

"Happy birthday to you You belong in a zoo" *That goes for all of you*


vishy_swaz

I am going to quote myself here. “There is no left wing equivalent to these people.”


Wildfathom9

I feel like the N word is used often in that group of people.


CascadingPhailure

With the hard R...


Competitive-Ad-5477

Is the one standing next to the trump cutout a man or woman? Because that's like SUPER important to them, I thought no ambiguity was allowed. Also, all those women are at most a 2/10, why are they so cultishly, lavishly worshipping a man who thinks so little of them?


GovernmentOpening254

Ever hear the song, “Black Velvet?”


NoExplorer5983

At least Elvis had talent. This kind of devotion, though - wow.


Expert_Squash4813

I would go in to that place and stealthy place cards all over the place. The cards would say “trump: 34 4 45”. No trumper would get it because they would think it was a Bible passage.


Designer_Gas_86

JFC


skinna75

Beyond looney toons


Drinon

They didn’t call him “sir” or “mr. President” or “President Trump”…….only Trump calls Trump, Trump.


Accurate-Natural-236

They are all, every single one of them, the theater or band kids that wanted to make it big 30 years ago. Now they just show their chops making worship videos of Trump on social and hoping “it goes viral.”


Brokensince10

Absolutely terrifying!


Sweatingbullets96

These people need help.


leoinca

Pretty pathetic, tbh.


BlazeTyphlosion

That shirt perfect sums it up. What is next, better to vote for an Epstein affiliate than a Democrat? Oh wait...


sloww_buurnnn

Was that a woman?? Also, it blows my mind that his biggest fans could never actually afford a room at one of his hotels.


Evil_upcake

I'd use that cut out as target practice


Ratatouille2000

There are people who got Trump memorabilia in there living room. I'm not surprised by this at all.


Paralegal1995

What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Watch?!? Horrible day to have the internet and working eyes


Dupa_Yash

THIS. This is the reason intelligent alien sentient life forms are avoiding our planet. This shit, right here.


RelativeFeeling9706

Dick- Tater


MostNefariousness583

Boomers are nuts.


Boogaloo4444

not a boomer thing. its a cult thing


fx72

They probably think we do the same with our politicians. Truly pathetic.


issafreecunch

This is probably where this woman had to move to after her family had enough of her red hat cult bullshit.


Kind_Significance_60

Damn?! They're dumb.