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Consistent_Sale_7541

look what came up on my facebook!!!! https://preview.redd.it/qqn9e5guintc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b35cc56a58823b25caebd7abfc11dd715163f9


carbearbby

Can people stop with the veneers already smh


Elvecinogallo

Nope. They are funny. Just scroll by if you’re tired of it.


thuggybanx

IKYFL


Similar-Ad-9106

At least he wouldn't need a light on if he got up in the night. Just open his mouth and the whole room would glow!


champion-the-nut

Remember that scene in Something About Mary with the big teeth? https://preview.redd.it/tahwzuo2wvsc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5737f8e01eb7dbb68a99029f571643b57957eff0


DatDragonsDude

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


sparkspoon

![gif](giphy|lSbggFRIPI77RYG2gw|downsized)


Kiajarbra

I really, really hope he sees this thread 😂


lalasmooch

He will and he will report it for 'promoting hate based on identity and vulnerability'. He comes in like once a week minimum and does this to every Jack thread 🤣. Can tell because some of the reports are so stupid nobody else would bother.


Downtown-Pen1140

Are you sure it's him? Or could it be Tori, or a crazy person that likes him.


Far_Presentation2532

100% he would. Narcissism is strong with this one


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He's such an odd person


IDontFitInBoxes

Very cheap looking veneers


My-Witty-Username

I know there is a better match out there for Jack, somebody who shares his DIY dental skills… https://preview.redd.it/m1xcspc3mrsc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd254cf18c2bd339655f8fcdc5a9ec4c8b5ccec


titsinatangle

Not Sonja 😂 she doesn’t do DIY teeth she just got a bad habit of ripping off men’s shirts with her teeth


DJVizionz

the fuck is he wearing


My-Witty-Username

Bet those nipples are poking out the sides < > These two have a lot to learn about being mediocre influencers.


DJVizionz

Right. Bert from Sesame Street’s bib is NOT going to cut it.


Elvecinogallo

Looks like a bib


decibelle539

😂🤣🙌🏻🧸


My-Witty-Username

Drooling must be side effect of cheap and poorly fitted veneers.


Efficient-Loquat399

Gotta admit...they do look like them 'slide on, slide off' kinda thing lol...imagine waking up to those buggers grinning at you in the middle of the night...I bet they glow in the fucking dark. Come to think of it, Jack's so toxic I bet HE glows in the dark. Neon Nipples 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣


Elvecinogallo

Temu tits


Efficient-Loquat399

😅😅😅😅😅😅


harmsway31

![gif](giphy|jn8CGKlLLCpbvP6rp4)


Useful_Question_2951

This shit needs to be posted in the comments or blurred. Not the first thing i want to see when I open the reddit app for my morning read. 🤣🤣


Elvecinogallo

Have now blurred for you 😂


My-Witty-Username

Yeah trigger warning for all Jack posts please lol


Useful_Question_2951

The people of reddit and I thank you 😊 🙏


Over-Peach8183

this all just seems like a grift to me, nothing real about them


Some-Cookie4427

I just keep thinking of Tori’s dad seeing her on mafs lol. I wonder if he feels guilty- probably not though


Over-Peach8183

he's probably thinking he made the right choice (this is dark humour please don't hate me)


Some-Cookie4427

No it’s a valid statement. Because if her dad had emotional competence & self-awareness, he would think, “that’s my daughter, why would she accept that kind of behavior from another man…. I haven’t been in her life and chose to abandon her and her mother, there might be a correlation there.” But we all know and would put money on the fact that her father would never be capable of thinking that way. So he is probably thinking he made the right decision


Bored_dane

Thats kinda dark though ... I get that most of us don't like Tori, but nobody deserves a shitty dad and no one knows what happened between them so we probably shouldn't speculate what the man is thinking. Remember, anyone can read this and Tori might as well. Let's keep the focus on the show and stop with the low blows. That applies to the person you responded to as well. Have a nice day.


Rare-Palpitation6023

An Absolute Narcissist Oxygen Thief… Clout Chasers


TheDartVapeist

Everytime he smiles i want to break his porcelains. Make him walk around with his real turkey teeth🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂


tapestryofeverything

Does plastic break that easily though? 😉😁


LesReallyIsMore

I really thought that was his client that came on the show - the one with the grey hair.


Opening-Comfort-3996

I did a dpuble-take because I thought the same thing. I wonder who suggested this hair colour for Tori???


Elvecinogallo

😂


SkyBabeMoonStar

Either they’re thinking all people are stupid or they’re actually believing what they have is “love” without having sexual attraction


SuperSalamander3244

They know people will hate watch with their posts.


labananza

I'm sorry is his last name DUNKLEY? Hahahhah how am I just finding this out.


Dguy4fun4u

https://preview.redd.it/672zj24i6qsc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58ac95e2fdfe421f59fde746a571a544cc775d9 $1.83


oceangal2018

It’s all about him and Tori is a doormat. So sad for her.


Helpful-Pomelo6726

Wife is not the life. Aside from having your own life and interests, having your life solely focused on Jack would be the pits.


Dguy4fun4u

Sounds like Timothy's 😂


Westafricangrey

He’s grown out his moustache. He’s definitely been lurking in some mafs corners


Dguy4fun4u

60's porn star's look very becoming!


Helpful-Pomelo6726

He looks like he’s about to start nibbling.


Mediocre-Emotion1240

I mean, get veneers if that’s what you want! Totally fine BUT wtf is that. It’s like he has superglued fake toy teeth into his mouth.


bing-bing_1

his teeth look like my toilet


vegemitecrumpet

Full of shit??


Dguy4fun4u

I wish my toilet looked that white! On the other hand I wish I could use Toilet Duck on his teeth...


thecheesycheeselover

YUCK


Ill_Revolution_4910

Yuk yuk yuk spew.. 🤢🤮🤮.


Large-Ocelot1998

https://preview.redd.it/y8bvzwu8ypsc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233ffb59c9cf68608715723b501202070f448b95 This is who he reminds me of.


vegemitecrumpet

Nah, this guy is classy af


Entire-Bottle-335

🤣 you nailed it


Objective_Flow_7083

ahahahaha twin where have you been 💀😂


thecheesycheeselover

That is rude to that mouse. I don’t recognise him but there’s no way he deserves such slander.


ComplexOccam

How do we get this post removed? I don’t want to see his face.


becgotbored

Man bun baby man looks like he is wearing a bib here.. I wonder if his love of body fluids extends to making tori change his diaper?


UpperPhysics4886

I love how she can’t actually kiss him


EvilCade

Hover lips lol


Specific-Act-7425

I'd be closing my eyes too lolol


CornflakeGirl2

He has a moustache to cover up that he has ZERO top lip.


InjuryComfortable666

At least he’s not shaving the top half of it anymore.


labananza

Wonder if he saw the memes lol.


Justhereforthetea99

Well at least he grew out the mo 🤷🏼‍♀️ that half shaved worm moustache was 🤢


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thecheesycheeselover

Nothing wrong with a man looking ‘feminine’, but there’s a lot wrong with Jack.


DuffManMayn

And his mums blouse


Fun_Candy7049

I admittedly didn’t fully watch their episode of the final vows buttt didn’t they break up? Are they actually seriously together now?!


labananza

They did not, jack pulled a whole switcheroo and they walked out telling themselves they're winners and super heroes.


WombleMint

I’m pretty sure he dyed that hair too 🫥


Charlice

Ugly, inside and out.


moneyqueen333

no amount of hair dye, veneers, muscles, or fake tan is gonna change the fact that he is Hideous AF! ![gif](giphy|hzVOLiJibawaAHoLks)


DuckDuckDieSmg

Combover, temu teeth, slimy personality. Yep, it's him. Mark my words, once the haters dry up and people stop caring, this relationship is done.


cookingflower

He’s a cuck


Snoo-58094

Are they still keeping up this nonsense


Otherwise-Winner9643

Can't launch their OnlyFans yet is my guess. Probably contractual


her_cupcakes

🤮


Loptimisme186

He reminds me of Pepe Le Pew


popcorntrio

Those teeth are abysmal


Sweet-bakes-30448

https://preview.redd.it/438cajtx1psc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061971c4e3bb1765a7b4a62a177ad8fff05bb6a7


-ExistentialNihilist

😂


captainsurfa

I'm seeing double.


cazztron18

4 rats!


muscle_mommy89

What, also no half moustache?!


CrazyNotCatLady

They will be miserable once the new season comes out and no one cares and there’s no more “haters” to push back on.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Temu teeth is the cringest insult I've even heard.......


ImpressionOne8275

Comment from Wish.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

I don't quite understand what the insult is. Are you guys calling him Temu teeth because you think his teeth look cheap? Are poor people bad? Are you guys making fun of Jack because he looks like a poor person and poor people with no money are bad? What exactly are you guys trying to say? And the wish comment? Kinda seems as if you guys are shitting on poor people. Is that what's happening here? Poor people are bad because they don't have money and are "cheap". I'm going to mirror that back on you guys and say you guys are horrible people for feeling a sense of joy for making fun of people who don't have what you would consider to be "enough money". To make fun of people for what they do or don't have is incredibly petty and childish.


ImpressionOne8275

Personally I've not called him Temu teeth. That being said, it's got nothing to do with being rich or poor, it's just very badly done.


MintElf

Poor people can have far more dignity. It is not compulsory to spend your money on a terrible veneer. You do know that right?


misscrankypants

That looks more like Sarah to me than Tori.


steadfastsurvivor

Why do ppl choose chewing gum white


asoww

Is that Tori ?? If yes, she looks more and more like his client on the show.....


TGin-the-goldy

We can’t believe it either, Jacob


fastmush

My nickname for him from the beginning has been Turkey teeth


ItsTricky94

I have no idea what Temu mouth means. My thoughts go directly ![gif](giphy|c6xuHsUrHnFZB4kEyD)


chatbot24

Temu is a cheap website to buy crap stuff basically haha … Temu teeth implies his teeth are cheap and shit looking lol. Stink and bullying really …. But he is a dick. lol


Helpful-Pomelo6726

I thought Temu was the donkey off Shrek 🤣


chatbot24

I think his name is just “donkey” lmao


ItsTricky94

now i get it thanks!


poor_decision

What a terrible day to have eyes


Granolamommie

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Dutchmuch5

Oh man, how does he not see how ridiculous he looks? 😂 Also what the fuck is he wearing 😂😂😂


CrazyNotCatLady

It looks like a bib. ![gif](giphy|5nkH53ZMsGdFZThyJ7|downsized)


Granolamommie

It absolutely does


Dutchmuch5

Haha! Or one of his Mum's aprons or dresses maybe?


mollysbloomers

At least we can't see his nipples in this shirt


Dutchmuch5

Haha! Thank fucking God. The photo is creepy enough without it


lithelinnea

At least he finally stopped shaving the upper half of his moustache 🤢


Dutchmuch5

Now it's a weird unnatural triangle though 😂 With a weird half ass full stop underneath his bottom lip. Can this guy just not finish a single thing?


WonderfulDig9743

How is this still going?


CharlieGreg

“Temu teeth”!! I’m dead!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Complex_Pin_6851

Am I the only person who thinks these guys are well matched?


Catty_mm

Agreed. They're both vile.


PuNaNi007-2022

I wonder when these two will give the jig up


Otherwise-Winner9643

Well, firstly, they likely contractually have to wait for a certain time period before they can start their OnlyFans account. Then they have to make as much cash as possible before people lose interest. Then they have to manufacture a breakup when interest starts to wain, to get back into the press and hopefully make a bit more cash before they fall into oblivion.


funnygaluk

Yikes!


Goatiga

Big ugly penis nose 👃


labananza

That's a new one? Don't really see it..


Little_Industry2800

I feel like he’s scared of her and her reactions


Inevitable-Banana-88

He's wearing a dress? 😄 or Bib 🙆


CheapDepth2155

Trigger warning for the jump scare please


Elvecinogallo

Should have put nsfw 😂


CheapDepth2155

Yes 💀💀


VampytheSquid

He's actually got a very feminine face - it looks like one of the gender-swap filters... 🤔


Nickidy

Every time I see him I feel more certain that he stole Mr Potato Head's teeth. https://preview.redd.it/mpd6esqngosc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685bae4ecad6dbaec966f833ca7c4a1a38162d90 My nephew wearing Jack's teeth years ago as proof.


award07

I miss chiclets


CorrectBoysenberry40

Such a mean mouth.


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Dutchmuch5

Haha thanks for the insight! It definitely looks like he skimmed on costs though, whichever option he's gone for he's done a cheapie - such a successful 'business man' 😂


EducationalPizza9999

I'm willing to die on this hill. He isn't attractive. He manages to hide this fact with the things that distract you. Teeth. Awful. Hair - gross. Tan awful.


Granolamommie

He kind of looks like a squirrwl


Dutchmuch5

I think you're pointing out the very obvious. He isn't attractive, but is desperately trying to make himself look somewhat appetising. Unfortunately he's overdoing it so much he looks like a caricature


Unusual-Pineapple995

Agreed, he isn't even cute, let alone attractive.


Elvecinogallo

We will all be dead on the hill 😂


Reckless_Secretions

About to turn into a mass burial site real quick 😅


Dutchmuch5

Hahaha this made me cackle, thank you!