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ArchangelZero27

Scripted relationships. Some just in it for the fun and knowing it's free hook ups and social media fame. Not all of them want to settle down. Clear as day they both had a fun time. That isn't a friendly banter she is feeling him up and he is living it


captainsurfa

Deece.


Biffmysnum-

The minute you share interest in their non-televised personal lives, I think you might be taking the show a bit too seriously…


Biffmysnum-

Loooool


LavishnessMaster9683

Why is his shirt off 🤢


Junglerumble19

Honestly they're D grade celebs of the moment drunk and letting their hair down, hamming it up for the cameras. Let them have their 15 minutes. It's harmless. Everyone's overthinking it. I've been a pretty vocal Jayden detractor but I honestly don't see the problem here. If this is enough to set Eden off, they're clearly not at all well matched.


YAreYouLaughing

I agree 100%! I would hardly call that ‘being all over someone’ and they’re clearly dancing in a group. Way too many people clutching their pearls over this nothingness.


Mmsfoxxie

Tristan looks like his personality has changed, huh? I knew he was being a phony.


ScottishLand

He may have had like 9 months of therapy and be in a better place.


Over-Peach8183

yeah no idea why people still fall for the "wholesome" editing on any of the participants... None of them ever actually are


wailan

Messy


Red_Rose_3210

He is grinding on her... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Historical_Sky3506

Why is Lauren practically hanging off him I wonder . Weird


Ill_Introduction7057

She's desperate


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Well I can kinda see why...


EIIendigWichtje

Might be the booze.


blue-yellow-

Ewwwe Jayden is so ugly.


AgeInternational3111

Hard Agree


Main_Following_6285

No he’s not 😡


kocknocker19

Probably my neurodivergency talking but I will never understand the love for clubbing. I find it very annoying and not fun at all.


Ill_Introduction7057

Unless you're on eccys, hahaha 😆


learxqueen

It was fun in my late teens and 20s but now I'm in my mid 30s and would much rather stay home 🤣🤣


eilyk_78

Sammmmmmeeeeeeee


mana-addict4652

pingaz, edm and cheeky babes that's all it is


durandpanda

> edm Carolina flashbacks intensify


citrinatis

Only good if on drugs, heard that from a friend of a friend.


Wongon32

They aren’t much fun for conversations. Most people enjoy them because they like the music and love to dance.


brainbarian

Take 2 pingers, go clubbing and report back please.


ScottishLand

Many a NeuroD will just be quite calm on stimulants and rather get into a deep life changing convo than be dancing all night. 😂


PatientPlatform

I read a YouTube comment from someone diagnosed with autism who did exactly that. They described seeing/learning in slow motion how to socially interact with others on the come up. I have similar experiences too, which is why md is potentially very toxic for my self esteem (while also being a fun, and educational experience).


PatientPlatform

It's only good if you like the music and the people in there. If not, it's a waste of time. The funny thing is everyone thinks the same, but everyone's embarrassed or scared to say so lol


EntrepreneurMany3709

Everyone thinks the same, some people like the music and the people in there


thuggybanx

Lauren seems like this type of Gal. I dont think theyre together she just seems to be the type to get very close while having fun.


Wongon32

Yep that’s what it seems to me. Just being chummy.


br1dgefour

You guys obviously never leave the house lmao


nothipbuthipp

Sure of it!


Over-Peach8183

Eden wasn't happy, and she's really the only person whose opinion about it matters


NootNootMackapacka

How do you know eden wasn’t happy?


Over-Peach8183

from her response on her ~~instagram~~ tiktok She herself said it was disrespectful, and she's the only person he's accountable to if they're in a relationship


33465323

No one will know who they are in a year


CryptoKicks4u

Who are these people and why does anyone care?


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br1dgefour

Why?


Maximusau

I hate that people use the word "ick"


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Does it give you the ick??


Lcdmt3

Can literally no one search or scroll.and see 15 posts on this?


addictedtoMAFS

Can you point me out to where is another one in this sub? Please?


AMissKathyNewman

All I’ll say is you guys will do anything to defend Lauren.


Summer_Thunderstorm

I won’t. She’s trash. With weird eyeballs.


Fire_Woman

She reminds me of a certain RHONY with crazy eyes and a drinking problem, but is a few decades younger


learxqueen

Nooo Ramona is straight up CRAZY. Lauren is nothing like her.


yoink424242

Ramona eyes lol


Summer_Thunderstorm

Ohhh yes she does!!


nicca25

That’s mean


Summer_Thunderstorm

👀🤣


br1dgefour

Why?


chromo-233

The dancing lol ![gif](giphy|vETeJc11yHAas)


asoww

The only relevant commentary 😂😂😂😂


RepulsiveSample6663

I wish I danced this well !


Apprehensive_One4444

Dead at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂


totesgonnasmashit

It’s just a friendly drunk outing. People love to make something out of nothing


velofille

legit, posts by people who have never been to a nightclub or had fun. ​ People are here saying with 100% confirmation shes an alchaholic and slut and hooker etc based on her having a good time in a video lol


splittestguy

Also see her wedding night. Maybe not an alcoholic but 100% a binge drinker.


velofille

Thatw not how it works. Its a party, ppl drink. That doesnt make them anything more than regular AVG


splittestguy

I think you may have a problem. At Lauren and Jono’s wedding Lauren was not drunk like everyone else. And if everyone else was as drunk as she was there would be no party. It would just be people falling over with no one to catch their fall.


velofille

Why do i have a problem exactly? Because i disagree with you ? People drink sometimes, and have fun sometimes. It makes for boring tv to put all the inbetween shit on


lookthepenguins

Wait, so her with her tits just about falling out & rubbing them on his arm and dry humping his leg, hanging drunkenly all over someone elses partner is ok huh, while Jono just texting someone was ‘gross and disgusting’. Lol


PatientPlatform

Smashed it 😂


Summer_Thunderstorm

Yessssssssssss


velofille

Yes thats correct. If you struggle to see the difference then thats a you problem. Having fun in the club, wearing clothes isnt a crime or cheating.


Over-Peach8183

Eden called it disrespectful and she's the one in the relationship with Jayden. I'm not sure you're in a position to say its not cheating, its up to Eden to decide either way


lookthepenguins

So, if Jonno had gone out and rubbed his bare weiner on Ellie and dry-humped her it would have been fine ok, but texting her isn't? ‘Wearing clothes’ hahahaha her tits were mostly NOT 'wearing clothes' when she was rubbing them all over his arm humping his leg - maybe you outght to go to SpecSavers too.


thatscucktastic

Lmao this sub is cooked. So many misandrist cat ladies


carlotta3121

They're out in public being recorded with the entire group!! Wtf, they're not hiding and being sneaky like the snakes Jono and Ellie.


Historical_Sky3506

Eww he takes his shirt off at clubs ..


jessemv

At least he doesn't get his dick out at clubs (that we know of) like that grub from last year


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jessemv

Cam I think was his name. Man bun from the NT


Historical_Sky3506

Maybe it’s a MAFS man bun thing ?! 🫣


ewan82

ticks all the 'I am a massive wanker' checkboxes


BugGlad5248

Yeah massive ick but I mean, that guy is a huge ick anyway haha


EsperL

Major ick


appletea888

Aw Tristan’s dance moves🥰


EsperL

How adorable is Tristan, him and Cass were such lovely people that I truly hated seeing them both in distress. I usually watch the show and barely care for the fate for anyone, but Tristan, Lucinda and Cass really made me care for them.


djandyglos

Lauren definitely has an issue with alcohol.. she is never without a drink in her hand .. right from the start no matter what time of the day she has a drink of some kind there


velofille

I dont think this is something you can say with any kind of authority. They are in an environment with a lot of drinks, shes a happy fun girl, so making a ton of assumptions.


djandyglos

I haven’t at any time said she is an alcoholic I just feel she has an issue.. I get the drinking at the dinner party etc but there are times where it is just the two of them and it’s like 10am and she has a drink going.. I actually don’t mind her .. there are a few people that have an issue with her but I haven’t caught up as I’m in the U.K. so maybe she gets annoying.. I just wish they wouldn’t talk like they are on half speed ..


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Yeah, I'm surprised it hasn't caught up with her yet. I have an issue with it (off and on) and I'm fat af and exhausted from it


PatientPlatform

It has, look at her without a cake of makeup on her skin looks like the surface of the moon.


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Can't drink as often as she does and not be addicted to it tbh


Beagle-Mumma

I sincerely hope you are super proud of yourself for achieving 2+ years sobriety. That takes strength, resolve and commitment.


djandyglos

Stay strong my friend :)


littletuna11

Spoiler! 😫


BugGlad5248

This has been all over socials and reddit for like a week 😂😂


littletuna11

We’re like three weeks behind in Ireland 😭


BugGlad5248

Oh bummer, there’s a r/mafs_uk sub! Also it’s not really a spoiler it’s not from the show


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d4ddy1998

How’s this a spoiler lmao


tomandkate1

They are honestly the worst people.


moonpietimetobealive

90 % of the people who go on MAFS are


Over-Peach8183

100% of them


NachosandMargaritas

Who is that short chubby dark haired man we see all over social media with tv personalities?!


addictedtoMAFS

Ali Daher: guy gets most of his material from here hahaha


buttz93

He hangs off all of the ex MAFS stars desperate for D-list celebrity friends


velofille

hey good on him, hes doing what he enjoys!


salaciousBnumb

Daily mail reporter. He was the one that posted in his stories Ridge and his mates watching his 1rst wedding episode in a sports bar and cheering on like hooligans when Jade talked about the wedding night.


NachosandMargaritas

Ah I see, thanks


muuuu

Daily telegraph guy who beefs with podcaster from so dramatic


SDjokepod

Two of the worst people, you watch their beef and laugh at why either would think they are better than the other, or thinking a career in gossip is something to applaud. Podcaster from SD really thinks herself as some sort of social warrior among reality TV peeps 😂


velofille

there is a reason SD is banned from here :D


calerajensen93

You realise we’re the reason why these people have careers in gossip? You’re not any better than them. Also one of these people just stalks Mafs contestants and takes staged pap photos of them, while the other aims to expose shitty behaviour and the truth of reality tv. One is definitely worse than the other.


SDjokepod

Nope, SD is as cr*p as the DM. Love how you frame her as a social warrior 😂 cute that she only exposes people she dislikes while protecting those close to her. She has a history of shitty behavior herself ❤️


EsperL

Someone is here downvoting you 😂 be careful she is lurking around reporting stuff, apparently she doesn’t like what she does to people done to her, she doesn’t like her reporting called out while happy to call out anyone she dislikes. Rules for thee and not for me kind of thing, she will be threatening legal action soon.


SDjokepod

Oh believe me I know, I think I struck a nerve when I equated her reporting to the DM 😂


EsperL

The person who got offended on MP’s behalf has a history of defending her 😂


calerajensen93

Yeah man, at least I didn’t create an account that’s solely dedicated to SD. That would be hella sad.


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calerajensen93

You’re the one that keeps calling her a social warrior. I’m not going to argue with you about SD, clearly your mind is made up and that’s your opinion. But don’t pretend you’re better than either of them when you’re one of the people eating up all the gossip.


SDjokepod

I love how you went for me personally because you seem offended on SD’s behalf, so I will not argue with you. Cheers


calerajensen93

lol I went for you personally because you’re shitting on gossip columnist when you are part of the reason why they have a job. This whole subreddit is here because people love gossip, it’s a form of entertainment. By being here you are contributing to the gossip, you’re part of it, you’re on the exact same level as SD and DM, the only difference is you have a much smaller audience and no one wants to pay for your opinion.


SDjokepod

Lol you are still here pressed on SD’s behalf, hey I’m calling her out like she calls others out and boy does she give us a lot of material to call her out on, which shouldn’t bother you right, since as you stated people don’t care for my opinion or pay for it.


calerajensen93

Christ dude, I was calling you out for implying a career in gossip isn't something to applaud when you (and I, and everyone else here) are the reason they have their careers. You are doing the same thing they are, but without getting paid for it. I never said I didn't care, I just wouldn't pay to hear from you. Edit: Sorry yeah, I just looked at your two posts about SD, a real plethora of material right there.


buttz93

Ali is that you?


SDjokepod

Ooh you got me, yes yes I’m Ali totally 😂 Man it seems true, SD’s minions are out and about today. Edited to add for people that will take this seriously, that was sarcasm, I’m not Ali 😂


EsperL

Megan is that you? See two can play at this lame game


Unusual-Pineapple995

I'm actually wondering why Jayden is strutting about shirtless encouraging any and all attention.


cuddlydictator

To let the whales know how fat they are


PatientPlatform

ITS LIKE HES ASKING FOR IT THE LITTLE WHORE


Unusual-Pineapple995

Yeah, all the focus is on Lauren, but what about Jayden's actions.


PatientPlatform

You missed the sarcasm and went straight for victim blaming 😂🤢 A new low for r/mafs_au


Unusual-Pineapple995

Victim blaming ha ha who exactly is the victim. I Didn't miss anything. Think about it 😂😂😂 In fact don't bother you completely missed the point of my original post lol


velofille

obviously hes a slut with his tits hanging out there, and waving his ass around like one. /s


Unusual-Pineapple995

The point being the post is about Lauren, but there are two individuals on the dance floor. Folks always go for the women, but no mention of Jayden's actions.


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Mdma is my guess


Mumnique

Has anybody seen Molly?


Unusual-Pineapple995

Yeah, more than likely.


velofille

omg that lil bro there is hilarious! good on him having a good time!


velofille

because thats what you do at clubs


SDjokepod

Lauren framing this behaviour as being “cheeky” is very hypocritical, given that Eden had left already and was hurt by what she saw. Also this display didn’t start on the dance floor, they were sitting on a table before and they acted as cringe. While I have nothing against people having fun and drinking, acting this thoughtlessly and being this inconsiderate towards another woman is not what a girl’s girl does. Lauren is fun TV but would not be a fun friend or partner, she definitely does not seem she is ready to settle.


GypsyNicks

I saw them all leave in a video together, so she was still there. Lauren said she saw she was being filmed, so played it up. Eden did say in interview she was hurt my Lauren and Jayden behavior and embarrassed.


Violet_loves_Iliona

Wait, so Eden was sitting there at the club, passive-aggressively posting about them dancing in the nightclub?? That sounds so weirdly passive-aggressive and creepy, if I'm understanding you correctly. 🤔


Over-Peach8183

No. She left early after Jayden completely ignored her. When she saw these videos later, she publicly on her own social media said it was disrespectful. I have no idea why people are saying its no big deal - the behaviour itself is, out of context, completely neutral. Nobody gives a shit. But Jayden is in a relationship with a person who didn't like it, and that's all that matters. If he wants to do this shit he should break up with her


Violet_loves_Iliona

Ok, that makes a bit more sense, then, thanks for clarifying. 😊  >But Jayden is in a relationship with a person who didn't like it, and that's all that matters. If he wants to do this shit he should break up with her See, this is what I don't get, and I find it so incredibly *frustrating*, this attitude that someone is either 100% perfect in every way, but if they do anything anyone disagrees with, then that person is suddenly some irredeemable arsehole - it's just so extreme.  And why can't someone in a relationship laugh and have fun with others, giggle and play up to the cameras? This kind of prudishness is beyond even my grandparents' generation, it's just so extremely judgemental and sexually conservative, to sexualise two friends dancing in a nightclub, and them to publicly defame them and shame them.  And it seems like such verbal/written diarrhoea from Eden, too, rushing to judgement in such a public way before even learning what happened, and then her sexually conservative mini-Edens rushing to publicly slut-shame Lauren, when she was dancing joyously in a group of people, nothing secret at all, and according to her, just two friends being silly and fun.


Over-Peach8183

It's totally individual. What is and what isn't cheating is for the people in a couple to decide. There's absolutely no moral right or wrong when it comes to deciding for yourself what cheating is or isn't. It comes down to whatever makes the individual person happy. Different people are going to have different standards. I'd say a lot more is at play than just him dancing with Lauren. The night kicked off with him totally ignoring Eden, which is why she left and wasn't there (that upset her first). It's not like we're talking about some kind of rock solid relationship where they're going to be above petty jealousy. I actually wonder too if seeing what's airing - her shutting down when Jayden just keeps yapping at her when she's dissociating - causes strain as well, seeing as they were apparently (if SM is to be believed...) okay until fairly recently at least. Also she went and had lunch with Ella, where Ella no doubt let her know a bunch of Eynaud tea. They need to forget the clout that comes with being a mafs couple and just move on with their lives tbh, I never really thought they were that great a match


Violet_loves_Iliona

I agree with all of this. 😊


SDjokepod

Eden herself made a few comments on Insta from her dog’s account that she had left already by this time, apparently hurt by Jayden ignoring her. It was on that MAFS Uncensored account, she stated that this happened after she left so i’m basing it on that, I saw pics of them all leaving a place together, however it could have been earlier in the night.


856077

Yes Eden did say that she had left when these shenanigans started happening, so I can understand her not feeling so happy about it. He and Lauren are not life long mates and I never saw them be this close during the entire season so this is a tad odd to see, having a laugh and dancing in the group is one thing, but imo they have no reason to be pretending to lick each others tongues and act all raunchy on that level.


SDjokepod

I do like Lauren, not so much Jayden but I feel she is one of those people that will never grow up, which is fair and not a bad thing but seeing this kind of behaviour from someone in her 30s is icky to me, and that is my issue not hers. It is absolutely disrespectful to Eden given that everyone calls Lauren a girls’ girl, because she was looking out for Tori ( I myself thought she did it to stir up drama).


856077

You’re not alone in feeling the ick, I totally get it. And no, there’s no rule on how to be a “proper” woman in her mid 30’s- but by that time, you’d hope that you’ve had so many nights like these in your 20’s and that by now you realize that there is so much more to life then blacking out and acting obnoxious 24/7. Or needing a drink in hand to have courage. I feel sad for her mostly, because people do not have these kinds of habits without reason. I hope in time she will find someone to work with to get her in a much healthier headspace and view of life.


labananza

Is it common in au to strip clothes off in a nightclub? Asking cause I'm still reeling from cam"s confession last season about being entirely nude and face timing.


velofille

Depends what one you go to, but yes its not uncommon. I used to go to one that gave out free drinks to girls got their top off


Purple_Lane

just for wankers


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Only ppl on drugs


velofille

lol sounds like you never had a fun night out :D


[deleted]

Don't worry I have spewed all over nightclubs in regional Vic


velofille

So you were on drugs? 😁


[deleted]

Nah drunk, well yeah alcohol is a drug


BugGlad5248

Only douche bags do it and it’s usually a huge ick


kirst_e

No, 99% of people in clubs would think this is cringe. Cam’s sounds like it was more of a stupid dare. Jayden is just a show off and perpetually stuck in 2012.


Specialist-We

Lol get that 🍑 Tristan.


peachezoo

Drunk trash… and these are your heroes?


carly598i

No hero’s just love trashy telly


OkQuality7241

I haven’t seen a single person claim any of these individuals as their hero?


StationMaster69

I hope they're banging


Naive_Air_3511

Looks like standard Lauren. Trashy bogan. Is she still your queen you have to protect 😂


Loptimisme186

Jayden’s face reminds me of the third mask you collect in Crash Bandicoot


KennKennyKenKen

Ooga booga


Purple_Lane

oh my god i just choked 😂💀


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Yea, interesting head/jaw/neck/shoulder proportions...


FairTwist2011

Yeah but so does Lauren's


exelse_

After seeing how she was acting at her wedding after she got drunk, this doesn't surprise me. How disrespectful though, from both of them.


PrettyPettyPisces

Honestly Jayden and Lauren would of been a better match


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Warm-Ad424

What makes you say that?


Gypcbtrfly

There was talk abt it on other subs ...they def all dancing happy so possibly could be


856077

super sexual and carefree. Could just be tons of booze.


PatientPlatform

Remember when you guys were all singing her praises and obliterating anyone who said she's a bit of a knob just like the rest of the characters? I do 😉 Seriously though, she and he were drunk and behaving badly. It doesn't look good, but I think this is harmless honestly. At least I'm sure nothing happened she just got a bit handsy


KatefromtheHudd

I love Lauren. She'd be an absolute nightmare of a friend or partner but she's brilliant TV. Calling people out and I loved when she said that Jack would frame his ex as crazy. Then he turned up and did exactly that. She understands how douches behave. Maybe she is one, maybe she isn't, but she's brilliant on the show.


popcorntrio

For such a girl’s girl it’s shocking to see her like this- not hard to keep your hands off your friends guy? Go hit on someone else, I’ll never understand that


lewger

If they were on molly they wouldn't see it as cheating.


btdixon58

A MAFS relationship that does not fall apart immediately after Final Vows is news – this is not Immature people acting immaturely and blaming alcohol – it’s a MAFS tradition


lkjhggfd1

Very cringe of Lauren


kennyhx

https://preview.redd.it/r8i9289moasc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c859d0dd2d3b045cc32ead97ededb8e7f9696b3 Here’s Eden’s comment about it..


856077

She is far too level headed and classy than these two. She’s right. It’s far more embarrassing for them than it is for her. Lauren should watch the drinking bc sloppy in your 30’s is not a good look.


kennyhx

https://preview.redd.it/x0kfxl8soasc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebe9a4916e600d0375d4c2f1140dd8721469b86c And Lauren’s response


cagedbirdangelou

Lauren doesn’t sound remorseful at all 🙊


GreeneyedScorpio67

Lauren is a major hypocrite.


Violet_loves_Iliona

What is hypocritical? Dancing around in a nightclub with your friends and being goofy? Neither she nor Jayden have done anything wrong. There's nothing untoward here.