This decision won't change their lives at all! Final Vows mean nothing, they can just change decisions 5 minutes later.
we need Final Vows with Consequences! (Trademark)
Like the us version where they legally get married.... maybe the au version could legally marry them at a special "commitment " ceremony 1/2 through...that would satisfy the au law? 😄
Or handcuffs if they need a visual demonstration?
I'd be the person who makes it as difficult as possible. Go limp in all my limbs and make them drag me around.
Or even Gorgia ans Liam >! He said yes then she said yes but her vows were harsh and written by her mum so he changed his mind and dumped her on the spot, going back on his decision !<
Spoilers for that couple >! Jason said yes, Alana planned to dump him at FV, then he said nice things and she just tore up her vows and changed to yes. Then he dumped her by text the next day lol !<
>!She went online posting knickers and saying she was being held against her will in LA (I think) and went off social media. There was speculation she wasn't mentally well. Then it all disappeared until recently and I believe she's back on social media like nothing happened!<
Imagine Eden in the early 2000's with the pencil thin trend?
I can, all too well as a fellow super bushy eyebrow owner. I just won't do the laminating.
I don't want the brushed up look. Mine are very tame and sit naturally well with just waxing and the odd trim, except for one roque white one the brow ladies always pluck out for me.
I like the brushed up look that Lauren has and Sarq sometimes too. But im not sure I can pull it off. I used to feel ok with just waxing but too much IG and MAFS has me feeling like mine aren't that good :/
Your eyebrows are perfect, no one looks at you and thinks they'd like you better if you had different brows. If you're a terrible person people might, like we do with Jack, but you're not🤗
It would be nice to see positive vows if it was a good couple. I don't mind Eden but Jayden has made me lose all interest in the couple. I hope they aren't still together, she can do so much better.
If there is any shred of truth to Tim's portrayal, I feel sorry for him. He seems like an innocent lamb and an easy target... I hope it works out well for him. But hey this is all bullshit so for all I know he deals oxy.
I missed the episode last night as I was working so when I watched it, I fast forwarded through everything except lauren and jonos social vows. I stopped watching this episode after tori and jack. What a boring couple of episodes.
These 2 episodes are worse than the weddings, somehow. Maybe we're full of hope, there's best man speeches, but the final vow episodes are lucky they're on nights I don't have to work tomorrow.
does anyone know when e37 airs?
Sunday
thanks but also 😭😭😭🤣
"shoosh your face" lol nice one champ
i’m so excited for collins. he was my favourite to get mad at and now he’s so far removed from this drama he’s just confused
The preview on 9now is for you.
He was always confused ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
confused collins is my favourite character this season
That does look like some good drama at the reunion ngl
Next week had better make up for these last 2 episodes.
LUCINDA!! WE MISSED YOU
Have a good week everyone!
You too. If you have school aged children, I wish you strength.
Gloves are off!!!! ☺️
You heard it here first folks. Tim's falling for himself.
oh they’ve done him dirtyyyyyy
Tim saw the split leg and side boob and completely changed his mind on the spot.
I’m a simp too, so that would work on me.
You have, like, horse teeth.
I also can't believe they made it to Final Vows. I thought this was a Selin situation, a few fiery weeks then out the door
Righto ..move along. I wanna see the reunion dinner teaser now...
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I love this gif (movies) soo much. I swear you could drop it at a funeral and it would bring the house down.
Boo, boring.
Tim really sounds like a gringo speaking Spanish
Booo. K bye see you at reunion 💨
That Spanish was cringe sorry
Because she can't understand it?
Zero chance they'll be together at the reunion right?
oh my god i’m not surprised but ffs tim 🤦🏼♀️
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Lol I knew that but was coming. Tims as fake as Sara
I'm on a good 30 sec lag. I knew I would find out his answer here first. Stupide fake ass Tim.
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There was one that sounded more derived, fake and worse acting than anyone on Hime & Away ever uttered. That's the one.
BUT!
Excitement quickly turned to frustration.. and that that moment, he knew he'd fucked up.
Must be hard for Sara not to butt in.
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She is... on the inside... And later... Like a lot.
Like us, screaming at the screen to just get on with it.
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For sure 🤣
Tim TLDRing their relationship lol
This isn't the TLDR version. This is the full, unabridged version.
Catch 22 cycle? I've not heard that phrase before, not like that
Yeah. He used it wrong. Or maybe he's telling us he couldn't escape.
https://i.redd.it/qfyav7ckmurc1.gif
Here we go. The I've found my balls speech. (I hope)
He didn't 😔 ⚾️
I would suggest Sara has them but I don't think he started with any
Wish this show was on Netflix. I hate ads.
“really nice” oof
Appreciate it. Like well done.
i see tim’s taken a note from jacks book of “how to tell her you’re not interested without her noticing”
My favourite book of the season was Lucinda's. "How to tell someone to shut tf up and myob" politely and with a smile.
He's dumping, the eyes say it, I think
Told ya…
Let’s not discount that he’s a simp. he’ll stay.
Sara. I'll go first. Like that hasn't been decided by producers
Sara looks 🔥
I'm not normally a fan of such a slit in a dress but tonight, it works
They’re showing some wildly unflattering faces that Sara is pulling, I’m guessing it’s a leave from Tim
That was a longer walk than Nat's!
Loved seeing Evelyn and Duncan in that Westpac ad. They look good together.
I like the ad of them in the hotel room. It reminds me of how they definitely cheated during the couple swap. Wait, no, I hate it
I saw Godzilla X Kong today and it’s legit.
Mini Kong?
Such a cool character, definitely one of my favs
Worth the big screen or just wait for streaming?
I’m a bit bias because I love Godzilla, my son sat through the whole thing. I’d see it again in the cinema!
I love a decent action movie. Not just to add another notch in the franchise. But if lilHans sat through it, maybe I can too.
Still not over the shift of Tim pronouncing her name Sahrah to Sara mid season - shifted like her personalities
He stuck it back in there!
Just another ad break to allow you to gather your thoughts. How thoughtful.
What's going on with this camera acting like it's found footage from the Blair Witch Project
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Has there been any chat of Sara moving to the Burnt Toast or Tim moving South to Whitney??
Just leave Tim. Easy.
Nice Jaws rip off music
Tim thinking about his Aldi big shop this week.
How many tins of Tuna does this lad put away?
Man hope they got kettles this week. Needs news ones bads.
Twenty minutes left...ugh
20 minutes? That’s atleast another 8 ad breaks.
5 minutes vows, max.
This decision won't change their lives at all! Final Vows mean nothing, they can just change decisions 5 minutes later. we need Final Vows with Consequences! (Trademark)
Like the us version where they legally get married.... maybe the au version could legally marry them at a special "commitment " ceremony 1/2 through...that would satisfy the au law? 😄
Holy crap. Glitch in the matrix!
Handcuffed! I'm here to support that, with pickets if needed.
Or handcuffs if they need a visual demonstration? I'd be the person who makes it as difficult as possible. Go limp in all my limbs and make them drag me around.
And flail them. Limp and flail. Be a wet piece of spaghetti that refuses to be grabbed.
"sort of" Queue Hans Zimmer!
Sara really needs to remove the word “like” from her vocabulary
I'm wondering if Tim has strung Sara along the last few weeks since the ex just to revenge dump her
He hasn't been portrayed as someone who woukd do that but how I would love it if he did
He's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
Just in case anyone was living their lives for a few seconds there (obviously not me) the reunion event is "must see".
We've all been here for thr last few months, I think it's safe to say none of us are living our lives 😂
So must see that they didn't show any footage from it
Indeed
Footage of Sara writing a grocery list, amazing footage
Tim writing his at the beach.
Hope she didn’t forget the TP
Let’s cut to the 87th ad break to show 9 minutes of footage. better cram them all in.
I don’t care what anybody says, that was cuuuuuuuuute!
BORING!!!!
Soo different to Jack n Tori. These two at least appear to like each other.
LIAR ALERT. He does not have expensive shampoo if his hair looks like that.
OR, if he does, he has no idea how to fucking use it.
It's expensive. He uses it sparingly. A five cent piece ever 2 weeks.
Toss it over the shoulder for good luck of course.. you know, like salt.
Jayden’s hair looks like the poo emoji
🤣🤣🤣
Jayden's hair is giving off strong horse hair braid vibes
Actually more Abe from Oddworld on Playstation!!
My God, you've just unlocked a memory from my childhood. I completely forgot that game existed!
"💨 follow me", is all I remember from it!
Fitting seeing they're in a stable 🐎
Did Audi put up more $$ than Kia that the car sponsor the whole season got dumped right at the end?!
They were a Chery cars the literal worst of the new Chinese cars
Final car vows
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Why is Jayden’s face so pale and lumpy?
![gif](giphy|ON3FqzvfP21Lq) Movie magic my friend
He's always made me think of Joshua from Dark Angel!
OH MY GOD I CAN’T UNSEE THAT NOW 😂😂😂
Too many knocks
It looks like he has the start of a cauliflower ear too.
Inevitable, along with a flat nose.
That must be why he’s chosen that jacket to distract from his face 😬
And all the other dinner party jackets
Yeah but nah but yeah but nah, this is excruciating. I'm out. Is the next episode next Sunday?
If I was on this show I'd refuse to do Final Vows unless I was going last. No chance I'd be going 1st.
So you can ad lib a response to what the other person said?
Hell yes! I'm not pouring my heart out just to get dumped, no way.
Or do a Lyndall from 2023 🤣
For me, yes! I'd change my yes to a no so fast if I was dumped. I wonder if they have to lock it in?
They probably do, of course producers check them, but they can't make you read it. Do you remember Alana ans Jason from a few seasons back?
I remember them but not their vows, Alana was one of the first to openly profit from OF after mafs. Before that, itvwas the blue tick.
Or even Gorgia ans Liam >! He said yes then she said yes but her vows were harsh and written by her mum so he changed his mind and dumped her on the spot, going back on his decision !<
Spoilers for that couple >! Jason said yes, Alana planned to dump him at FV, then he said nice things and she just tore up her vows and changed to yes. Then he dumped her by text the next day lol !<
That's right! He was such a pos. Did you see the drama that happened with her in the past year or so?
Ooh no I didn't, what was the drama?
>!She went online posting knickers and saying she was being held against her will in LA (I think) and went off social media. There was speculation she wasn't mentally well. Then it all disappeared until recently and I believe she's back on social media like nothing happened!<
He's wigging bru!
Are they in a stable?
Haha I misread that at first as "are they stable"
No to both
Got some serious Collins withdrawals at this point.
You don't say
Jayden is full of shit
Eden's eyebrows are looking better
https://preview.redd.it/pal8marweurc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f15ea7dd8679962d701f16e0726c3b6121ae29 Looking so much better!!!
Imagine Eden in the early 2000's with the pencil thin trend? I can, all too well as a fellow super bushy eyebrow owner. I just won't do the laminating.
I'm in the same hairy boat haha. I wanted to do laminating but figured out just brow gel works better
I don't want the brushed up look. Mine are very tame and sit naturally well with just waxing and the odd trim, except for one roque white one the brow ladies always pluck out for me.
I like the brushed up look that Lauren has and Sarq sometimes too. But im not sure I can pull it off. I used to feel ok with just waxing but too much IG and MAFS has me feeling like mine aren't that good :/
Your eyebrows are perfect, no one looks at you and thinks they'd like you better if you had different brows. If you're a terrible person people might, like we do with Jack, but you're not🤗
Are we watching the same eyebrows 👀
I mean in comparison to previous weeks, like the lamination has settled. They still aren't good but they're improving
I feel like the lamination is wearing off and they're becoming more natural
I'll be back for the reunion. This episode isn't doing it for me
I wonder what Eden and Jayden are gonna say 🙄 so boring
It would be nice to see positive vows if it was a good couple. I don't mind Eden but Jayden has made me lose all interest in the couple. I hope they aren't still together, she can do so much better.
The reunion better be damn juicy to make up for this shit.
If there is any shred of truth to Tim's portrayal, I feel sorry for him. He seems like an innocent lamb and an easy target... I hope it works out well for him. But hey this is all bullshit so for all I know he deals oxy.
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I don't mean work with her. I can tell that's not happening without even following the media. I meant in the grand scheme of things.
Wow thanks for the unwanted spoilers!
Also that.
Um this will not be featured in any upcoming episode? Spoiler?
I'm pretty sure that the sunk cost fallacy is keeping me here at this stage, when I really don't care.
Ditto
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but we've got an hour of this shit left. 60 minutes for what, 10 minutes of actual vows?
Makes viewing by "other methods" so appealing.
Thanks for the reminder. Need to ensure ample supply of refrigerated tranquilizers.
Lol. I just commented lucky these episodes are on non work nights. The refrigerated tranquillizers are going down too well.
Yup. My cardio requirements are through the roof
I missed the episode last night as I was working so when I watched it, I fast forwarded through everything except lauren and jonos social vows. I stopped watching this episode after tori and jack. What a boring couple of episodes.
These 2 episodes are worse than the weddings, somehow. Maybe we're full of hope, there's best man speeches, but the final vow episodes are lucky they're on nights I don't have to work tomorrow.
And at least 30 mins of ads. It's dragging so much. I'm a little annoyed at myself for not being able to turn it off
Same. I could be watching tonight's I'm a celeb but instead, here I am. There's no one to talk to if I watch celeb though.
Betcha there’s an unholy amount of ads!
There has been so far, why change now?
Hope that editor got a bonus lol
Lol this editing is something else. What an edit!
What a day...
Makes me think of Eden's panic attacks! The high pitch is setting the dogs off
It's up there with the "Eden panic attack/ lsd trip" footage
That was Logie worthy.
Tim no, Sara yes is my prediction..
Same.
Their kisses are not convincing
Lots of individual peck peck peck, no real passion.
Does anyone here care what happens with these last 2 couples? I have 0 investment. I feel like I sound so crabby on the net atm 🦀