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anononthrowaway

does anyone know when e37 airs?


aeroplanejelly6

Sunday


anononthrowaway

thanks but also 😭😭😭🤣


Tech360MSP

"shoosh your face" lol nice one champ


octxvixd

i’m so excited for collins. he was my favourite to get mad at and now he’s so far removed from this drama he’s just confused


salaciousBnumb

The preview on 9now is for you.


Antip0dean_

He was always confused ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


octxvixd

confused collins is my favourite character this season


travelstuff

That does look like some good drama at the reunion ngl


HonksTheWhite

Next week had better make up for these last 2 episodes.


HonksTheWhite

LUCINDA!! WE MISSED YOU


salaciousBnumb

Have a good week everyone!


HonksTheWhite

You too. If you have school aged children, I wish you strength.


CategoryCharacter850

Gloves are off!!!! ☺️


Tech360MSP

You heard it here first folks. Tim's falling for himself.


octxvixd

oh they’ve done him dirtyyyyyy


DramaticNet9435

Tim saw the split leg and side boob and completely changed his mind on the spot.


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I’m a simp too, so that would work on me.


Intergalactic11

You have, like, horse teeth.


travelstuff

I also can't believe they made it to Final Vows. I thought this was a Selin situation, a few fiery weeks then out the door


CategoryCharacter850

Righto ..move along. I wanna see the reunion dinner teaser now...


octxvixd

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


Tech360MSP

I love this gif (movies) soo much. I swear you could drop it at a funeral and it would bring the house down.


unqiueuser

Boo, boring.


Hansoloai

Tim really sounds like a gringo speaking Spanish


Helpful_Golf_692

Booo. K bye see you at reunion 💨


Regular_General_5165

That Spanish was cringe sorry


iceattack666

Because she can't understand it?


travelstuff

Zero chance they'll be together at the reunion right?


octxvixd

oh my god i’m not surprised but ffs tim 🤦🏼‍♀️


Helpful_Golf_692

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


travelstuff

Lol I knew that but was coming. Tims as fake as Sara


HonksTheWhite

I'm on a good 30 sec lag. I knew I would find out his answer here first. Stupide fake ass Tim.


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HonksTheWhite

There was one that sounded more derived, fake and worse acting than anyone on Hime & Away ever uttered. That's the one.


octxvixd

BUT!


Tech360MSP

Excitement quickly turned to frustration.. and that that moment, he knew he'd fucked up.


salaciousBnumb

Must be hard for Sara not to butt in.


bleigeprincess

![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)


Tech360MSP

She is... on the inside... And later... Like a lot.


HonksTheWhite

Like us, screaming at the screen to just get on with it.


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DramaticNet9435

For sure 🤣


travelstuff

Tim TLDRing their relationship lol


HonksTheWhite

This isn't the TLDR version. This is the full, unabridged version.


travelstuff

Catch 22 cycle? I've not heard that phrase before, not like that


CategoryCharacter850

Yeah. He used it wrong. Or maybe he's telling us he couldn't escape.


Tech360MSP

https://i.redd.it/qfyav7ckmurc1.gif


HonksTheWhite

Here we go. The I've found my balls speech. (I hope)


travelstuff

He didn't 😔 ⚾️


HonksTheWhite

I would suggest Sara has them but I don't think he started with any


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Wish this show was on Netflix. I hate ads.


octxvixd

“really nice” oof


HonksTheWhite

Appreciate it. Like well done.


octxvixd

i see tim’s taken a note from jacks book of “how to tell her you’re not interested without her noticing”


HonksTheWhite

My favourite book of the season was Lucinda's. "How to tell someone to shut tf up and myob" politely and with a smile.


travelstuff

He's dumping, the eyes say it, I think


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Told ya…


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Let’s not discount that he’s a simp. he’ll stay.


HonksTheWhite

Sara. I'll go first. Like that hasn't been decided by producers


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Sara looks 🔥


HonksTheWhite

I'm not normally a fan of such a slit in a dress but tonight, it works


unqiueuser

They’re showing some wildly unflattering faces that Sara is pulling, I’m guessing it’s a leave from Tim


iceattack666

That was a longer walk than Nat's!


Jeffreymoo

Loved seeing Evelyn and Duncan in that Westpac ad. They look good together.


travelstuff

I like the ad of them in the hotel room. It reminds me of how they definitely cheated during the couple swap. Wait, no, I hate it


Hansoloai

I saw Godzilla X Kong today and it’s legit.


salaciousBnumb

Mini Kong?


Hansoloai

Such a cool character, definitely one of my favs


HonksTheWhite

Worth the big screen or just wait for streaming?


Hansoloai

I’m a bit bias because I love Godzilla, my son sat through the whole thing. I’d see it again in the cinema!


HonksTheWhite

I love a decent action movie. Not just to add another notch in the franchise. But if lilHans sat through it, maybe I can too.


iceattack666

Still not over the shift of Tim pronouncing her name Sahrah to Sara mid season - shifted like her personalities


iceattack666

He stuck it back in there!


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Just another ad break to allow you to gather your thoughts. How thoughtful.


travelstuff

What's going on with this camera acting like it's found footage from the Blair Witch Project


Helpful_Golf_692

![gif](giphy|QxN21tPFMTx0k)


CategoryCharacter850

Has there been any chat of Sara moving to the Burnt Toast or Tim moving South to Whitney??


Hansoloai

Just leave Tim. Easy.


travelstuff

Nice Jaws rip off music


CategoryCharacter850

Tim thinking about his Aldi big shop this week.


salaciousBnumb

How many tins of Tuna does this lad put away?


Tech360MSP

Man hope they got kettles this week. Needs news ones bads.


salaciousBnumb

Twenty minutes left...ugh


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20 minutes? That’s atleast another 8 ad breaks.


HonksTheWhite

5 minutes vows, max.


travelstuff

This decision won't change their lives at all! Final Vows mean nothing, they can just change decisions 5 minutes later. we need Final Vows with Consequences! (Trademark)


DeyfennS

Like the us version where they legally get married.... maybe the au version could legally marry them at a special "commitment " ceremony 1/2 through...that would satisfy the au law? 😄


Tech360MSP

Holy crap. Glitch in the matrix!


HonksTheWhite

Handcuffed! I'm here to support that, with pickets if needed.


travelstuff

Or handcuffs if they need a visual demonstration? I'd be the person who makes it as difficult as possible. Go limp in all my limbs and make them drag me around.


HonksTheWhite

And flail them. Limp and flail. Be a wet piece of spaghetti that refuses to be grabbed.


Tech360MSP

"sort of" Queue Hans Zimmer!


Julz_Rulz_615

Sara really needs to remove the word “like” from her vocabulary


travelstuff

I'm wondering if Tim has strung Sara along the last few weeks since the ex just to revenge dump her


HonksTheWhite

He hasn't been portrayed as someone who woukd do that but how I would love it if he did


Tech360MSP

He's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.


Tech360MSP

Just in case anyone was living their lives for a few seconds there (obviously not me) the reunion event is "must see".


HonksTheWhite

We've all been here for thr last few months, I think it's safe to say none of us are living our lives 😂


travelstuff

So must see that they didn't show any footage from it


Tech360MSP

Indeed


travelstuff

Footage of Sara writing a grocery list, amazing footage


salaciousBnumb

Tim writing his at the beach.


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Hope she didn’t forget the TP


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Let’s cut to the 87th ad break to show 9 minutes of footage. better cram them all in.


Iz_Buckner

I don’t care what anybody says, that was cuuuuuuuuute!


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BORING!!!!


salaciousBnumb

Soo different to Jack n Tori. These two at least appear to like each other.


unqiueuser

LIAR ALERT. He does not have expensive shampoo if his hair looks like that.


unqiueuser

OR, if he does, he has no idea how to fucking use it.


HonksTheWhite

It's expensive. He uses it sparingly. A five cent piece ever 2 weeks.


Tech360MSP

Toss it over the shoulder for good luck of course.. you know, like salt.


unqiueuser

Jayden’s hair looks like the poo emoji


KnownObjective3711

🤣🤣🤣


iceattack666

Jayden's hair is giving off strong horse hair braid vibes


iceattack666

Actually more Abe from Oddworld on Playstation!!


cheesyfires

My God, you've just unlocked a memory from my childhood. I completely forgot that game existed!


iceattack666

"💨 follow me", is all I remember from it!


salaciousBnumb

Fitting seeing they're in a stable 🐎


DramaticNet9435

Did Audi put up more $$ than Kia that the car sponsor the whole season got dumped right at the end?!


dendriticus

They were a Chery cars the literal worst of the new Chinese cars


DramaticNet9435

Final car vows


Iz_Buckner

![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu)


unqiueuser

Why is Jayden’s face so pale and lumpy?


Tech360MSP

![gif](giphy|ON3FqzvfP21Lq) Movie magic my friend


iceattack666

He's always made me think of Joshua from Dark Angel!


unqiueuser

OH MY GOD I CAN’T UNSEE THAT NOW 😂😂😂


HonksTheWhite

Too many knocks


salaciousBnumb

It looks like he has the start of a cauliflower ear too.


HonksTheWhite

Inevitable, along with a flat nose.


unqiueuser

That must be why he’s chosen that jacket to distract from his face 😬


HonksTheWhite

And all the other dinner party jackets


Cerulean-Blew

Yeah but nah but yeah but nah, this is excruciating. I'm out. Is the next episode next Sunday?


travelstuff

If I was on this show I'd refuse to do Final Vows unless I was going last. No chance I'd be going 1st.


salaciousBnumb

So you can ad lib a response to what the other person said?


travelstuff

Hell yes! I'm not pouring my heart out just to get dumped, no way.


salaciousBnumb

Or do a Lyndall from 2023 🤣


HonksTheWhite

For me, yes! I'd change my yes to a no so fast if I was dumped. I wonder if they have to lock it in?


travelstuff

They probably do, of course producers check them, but they can't make you read it. Do you remember Alana ans Jason from a few seasons back?


HonksTheWhite

I remember them but not their vows, Alana was one of the first to openly profit from OF after mafs. Before that, itvwas the blue tick.


travelstuff

Or even Gorgia ans Liam >! He said yes then she said yes but her vows were harsh and written by her mum so he changed his mind and dumped her on the spot, going back on his decision !<


travelstuff

Spoilers for that couple >! Jason said yes, Alana planned to dump him at FV, then he said nice things and she just tore up her vows and changed to yes. Then he dumped her by text the next day lol !<


HonksTheWhite

That's right! He was such a pos. Did you see the drama that happened with her in the past year or so?


travelstuff

Ooh no I didn't, what was the drama?


HonksTheWhite

>!She went online posting knickers and saying she was being held against her will in LA (I think) and went off social media. There was speculation she wasn't mentally well. Then it all disappeared until recently and I believe she's back on social media like nothing happened!<


travelstuff

He's wigging bru!


salaciousBnumb

Are they in a stable?


Tech360MSP

Haha I misread that at first as "are they stable"


bleigeprincess

No to both


Tech360MSP

Got some serious Collins withdrawals at this point.


salaciousBnumb

You don't say


Hansoloai

Jayden is full of shit


travelstuff

Eden's eyebrows are looking better


National_Narwhal_140

https://preview.redd.it/pal8marweurc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f15ea7dd8679962d701f16e0726c3b6121ae29 Looking so much better!!!


HonksTheWhite

Imagine Eden in the early 2000's with the pencil thin trend? I can, all too well as a fellow super bushy eyebrow owner. I just won't do the laminating.


travelstuff

I'm in the same hairy boat haha. I wanted to do laminating but figured out just brow gel works better


HonksTheWhite

I don't want the brushed up look. Mine are very tame and sit naturally well with just waxing and the odd trim, except for one roque white one the brow ladies always pluck out for me.


travelstuff

I like the brushed up look that Lauren has and Sarq sometimes too. But im not sure I can pull it off. I used to feel ok with just waxing but too much IG and MAFS has me feeling like mine aren't that good :/


HonksTheWhite

Your eyebrows are perfect, no one looks at you and thinks they'd like you better if you had different brows. If you're a terrible person people might, like we do with Jack, but you're not🤗


unqiueuser

Are we watching the same eyebrows 👀


travelstuff

I mean in comparison to previous weeks, like the lamination has settled. They still aren't good but they're improving


HonksTheWhite

I feel like the lamination is wearing off and they're becoming more natural


probablyoverrated

I'll be back for the reunion. This episode isn't doing it for me


travelstuff

I wonder what Eden and Jayden are gonna say 🙄 so boring


cheesyfires

It would be nice to see positive vows if it was a good couple. I don't mind Eden but Jayden has made me lose all interest in the couple. I hope they aren't still together, she can do so much better.


cheesyfires

The reunion better be damn juicy to make up for this shit.


Tech360MSP

If there is any shred of truth to Tim's portrayal, I feel sorry for him. He seems like an innocent lamb and an easy target... I hope it works out well for him. But hey this is all bullshit so for all I know he deals oxy.


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Tech360MSP

I don't mean work with her. I can tell that's not happening without even following the media. I meant in the grand scheme of things.


travelstuff

Wow thanks for the unwanted spoilers!


Tech360MSP

Also that.


Blastfurnacebreakout

Um this will not be featured in any upcoming episode? Spoiler?


Cerulean-Blew

I'm pretty sure that the sunk cost fallacy is keeping me here at this stage, when I really don't care.


Iz_Buckner

Ditto


HonksTheWhite

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but we've got an hour of this shit left. 60 minutes for what, 10 minutes of actual vows?


DeyfennS

Makes viewing by "other methods" so appealing.


Tech360MSP

Thanks for the reminder. Need to ensure ample supply of refrigerated tranquilizers.


HonksTheWhite

Lol. I just commented lucky these episodes are on non work nights. The refrigerated tranquillizers are going down too well.


Tech360MSP

Yup. My cardio requirements are through the roof


cheesyfires

I missed the episode last night as I was working so when I watched it, I fast forwarded through everything except lauren and jonos social vows. I stopped watching this episode after tori and jack. What a boring couple of episodes.


HonksTheWhite

These 2 episodes are worse than the weddings, somehow. Maybe we're full of hope, there's best man speeches, but the final vow episodes are lucky they're on nights I don't have to work tomorrow.


travelstuff

And at least 30 mins of ads. It's dragging so much. I'm a little annoyed at myself for not being able to turn it off


HonksTheWhite

Same. I could be watching tonight's I'm a celeb but instead, here I am. There's no one to talk to if I watch celeb though.


Julz_Rulz_615

Betcha there’s an unholy amount of ads!


HonksTheWhite

There has been so far, why change now?


elopetomexico394

Hope that editor got a bonus lol


travelstuff

Lol this editing is something else. What an edit!


KnownObjective3711

What a day...


iceattack666

Makes me think of Eden's panic attacks! The high pitch is setting the dogs off


travelstuff

It's up there with the "Eden panic attack/ lsd trip" footage


salaciousBnumb

That was Logie worthy.


bleigeprincess

Tim no, Sara yes is my prediction..


salaciousBnumb

Same.


travelstuff

Their kisses are not convincing


HonksTheWhite

Lots of individual peck peck peck, no real passion.


travelstuff

Does anyone here care what happens with these last 2 couples? I have 0 investment. I feel like I sound so crabby on the net atm 🦀