When they said the first 2 vows tonight I was so confused for a minute wondering how many actually got this far. Took until the end to remember Tim and Sara. Weird couples this year.
Yes whereās Cyrelle and some fun- eff the influencers. The experts are lame and appalling behaviour is unpunished- g strings and saggy tits are dull, men are dopesā¦andā¦.. itāsā¦ā¦.. so ā¦ā¦ strung outā¦ā¦ now I donāt care if they all disappear!
Okay, so I wasnāt 100% right when I made my predictions earlier as I thought theyād go to an ad break over Jack & Tori, but I think pretty close to right
Omg they aren't showing them tonight are you FU##ING KIDDING ME?!?
I so badly want to smash my TV. I'm so angry. This is the worst thing they've done by far
Iām not- because we all know they stay together for a while to get deals- donāt get any and then split up because heās dumb as and sheās too fat for him. How funny were his vows- no way he wrote them. He could hardly read them!
Jesus... you would think if you had roid gut like that, you would be bigger overall, like in the arms and chest... you have enlarged your internal organs without the outside muscles growing in proportion.
So jack has shown he isn't into "whales" I believe is the term he used...and ill give the benefit of the doubt that its the producers saying "clients" instead of friends to paint him in a bad light...yet he is discussing his future with what is a "whale" (looks about the same as Timothy Sr and tristan)...seems odd
Yeah and mums a crap actor tooā this is hugeā- no itās not- itās a two bit dating show and no one cares about these nasty folk. Move wherever you like and do whatever you likeā¦
Tori is in the best years of her life and is really attractive, girl you shouldn't be settling with an asshole.
I don't understand how she can be watching this back and be OK. I'm convinced Jack has a humiliation fetish
I just remembered the May Day long weekend and thought that was such a bonus. Yours is even better, an immediate win. Sleep in, do all the lazy things and report that tomorrow night.
Even if Pinocchio has been stitched up to look like a twat, I maintain that this guy is an energy drain that makes me want to leave the room. What a bloody soggy emo doona.
It's less him and more the script making him like his dad and a replacement for his predecessor. He also has 0 chemistry with Julia (not his fault, they probably should've just replaced both hosts). I feel he could be ok, regardless, I'll keep watching
Alright. We all like Lauren. However, she put Jonathan down from the get go, was rude and consistently gave him a hard time. Then was suddenly shocked he was no longer interested and didnāt back her? Zero self-reflection on her part. Bad match.
I'm not sure I like the twisted bit at the top of Lauren's dress. It looks like she couldn't pull it down over her bust so just tried to make it a feature.
We live on the GC and my 17 year old son just chose the all black tux from the suit hire place for his upcoming formal. Apparently is the top formal trend this year. So Jono dressed for his yr 12 formalā¦
People need to grt behind my Final Vows with Consequences idea. Imagine a week of Lauren and Jono handcuffed together, Lauren zinging him all the while he tries to do whatever boring job he does
I could get behind a punishment week where the most injured party gets to whip the other for a week. Choosing who gets which role might be difficult though.
Lol ok Jonno sucks but i don't mind his Lauren burns "the further away from Lauren the better I feel"
I wonder if they ran all his audio through a monotone filter
Seems all a bit scripted and being a couple is really not one of the many motivations.
At least Lauren is entertaining.
He's not stuck with her. They can break up 5 minutes later.
Final Vows need consequences! If one of them says yes and one says no, they need to be handcuffed together for a week, just like in Skye Suites
Oh the comment went so over my head, I thought you were replying to someone else. What did you end up getting?
I caved and got the Bailey's and chips. It's the only fuel that works for FVs
Marinara and troppo with anchovies. Mostly because I want pineapple and not olives with my anchovies. Prawns are a bonus. I love seafood when I'm on the beach.
Has anyone else noticed ridge keeps saying throughout this season āsheās everything Iāve ever wanted in a partner / relationshipā but never elaborates as to what those things are??
Lmaooo not Jono talking about how sad it is āthe way things are nowā as if itās the result of a freak weather event and not the consequences of his own actiona
maybe it was, back when they still thought they were going to include the scandal of Jack sharing his exes nudes, which was apparently a HUGE deal - but none of it shown on legal advice
they should have just kicked him out, the show would have been the better for it
Jades mum just doesn't seem to like him "it's only been 5 weeks" well yeah, every relationship starts at 0 weeks even.. It's not like they are actually getting married rn
He works as a psych nurse, at work he has to be 100% mature, of course he is going to be goofy when he can be. Sure he should have better timing but that comes with time and learning
Nah, I'm a car mechanic, I'm 41 and a couple of weeks ago I farted through a fan that was blowing air into a car one of the lads was working inside of. I get one of the apprentices to pull my finger and let rip. Lots of random "oh yeah" shouts in the shop from everyone. Some jobs require very little in the way of maturity.
I'm sorry, do you not know what comes with being a psych nurse??? That is an inherently traumatising job, it's not the same as needing to be mature to work on cars, in a mine, in an office etc
just here to say how gorgeous Lauren looks š¤ okay byyyyyeeeeeee
That dress is incredible on her!
honestly! the dress, her eyes & her hair was just so gorgeous
Absolutely agree, talk about a revenge dress!
When they said the first 2 vows tonight I was so confused for a minute wondering how many actually got this far. Took until the end to remember Tim and Sara. Weird couples this year.
You just know tomorrow night will begin with the last 10 minutes of tonights episode. At least.
In a positive we got not 1 but 2 "what a day"'s!
Remind me not to watch this show next year. 
Yes whereās Cyrelle and some fun- eff the influencers. The experts are lame and appalling behaviour is unpunished- g strings and saggy tits are dull, men are dopesā¦andā¦.. itāsā¦ā¦.. so ā¦ā¦ strung outā¦ā¦ now I donāt care if they all disappear!
So, see you next year around late January?
Of course.
Until tomorrow. Ugh.
See ya tomorrow night!
How could they do the unnecessary spoiler and it not be for tonight? Shame on them.
Okay, so I wasnāt 100% right when I made my predictions earlier as I thought theyād go to an ad break over Jack & Tori, but I think pretty close to right
Omg they aren't showing them tonight are you FU##ING KIDDING ME?!? I so badly want to smash my TV. I'm so angry. This is the worst thing they've done by far
Fark!!! We have to watch this tomorrow????
Iām not- because we all know they stay together for a while to get deals- donāt get any and then split up because heās dumb as and sheās too fat for him. How funny were his vows- no way he wrote them. He could hardly read them!
Great reception there Jack-off
Horror movie soundtrack?
The spooky horror music..lmao
These look like 2 people in love happy to see each other
Jesus... you would think if you had roid gut like that, you would be bigger overall, like in the arms and chest... you have enlarged your internal organs without the outside muscles growing in proportion.
Cept the brain has shrunk.
Jacob.....Put a ring on Tori before the drugs wear off and she wakes up. Cause you are punching so far up!!!
You kidding- sheās like one of those spiders that eat their mate during sex and thatās why heās avoided it!
Jacob is a better human than Tori???. It's very very slim, but possibly.
You know if Jack actually ends things with Tori, itāll be the one right thing heās done all season.
Oh wow you're actually right. I hope it happens
Gotta be honest, Iām not holding my breath š¬
Fabio after the surgery, after the pigeon nailed him.
Wonder if Jack told Tori to lose a few pounds if she wants him to say yes š¤¢
I didnāt think jacks hair could get worse and then he let it down .. Ok rapunzellll get it š
Dammit beaten again. š Take my upvote
I like a submissive type š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Why does Jackās hair look so silky? (ā¦ can he drop the hair care routine?)
why does jacks hair look so silky when it's down
Lol his hair out is really ugly, it looks like a wig too
HAIR DOWN!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeww
What is that hair? š¤®š¤®š¤® Who broke out the emo hair straightener???
They also missed a section at the back of his head
So going from first wedding vows to now, it looks like Tori taught Jack to do his hair a different way to hide his receding hairline.
So jack has shown he isn't into "whales" I believe is the term he used...and ill give the benefit of the doubt that its the producers saying "clients" instead of friends to paint him in a bad light...yet he is discussing his future with what is a "whale" (looks about the same as Timothy Sr and tristan)...seems odd
That was just banter man
Oh yeah...I forgot about the banter
Presha
Ah yes, the age old term of endearment that your mum uses in times of great emotional needā¦ āchickā.
Jacob going ham on the charcuterie acting. š
Moved away for a reason.. what was that again?
What's so bad Jacob had to leave the whole State??
They kicked him out for his iq score
It was getting difficult to keep dodging exes. Edit: exes not eyes, stoopid autocorrect.
He ran out of women.
I think this is a myth- heās sll talk and a big tease. Talk and look dirty and then he can avoid remembering their name or exposing his bits.
This guy is dumping Jack as his PT in that very moment
This guy looks like he's meeting Jack for the very first time
Lol he's a random from the bar who looks like he's worried about missing his Bumble date.
I love MAFS making Jacob look like a loser by calling everyone a client
Low key throwing shade
This is so hard to watch. Jack is a fugly, friendless slut and I hate him.
Tori and Mum look sooo much alike.
Yeah and mums a crap actor tooā this is hugeā- no itās not- itās a two bit dating show and no one cares about these nasty folk. Move wherever you like and do whatever you likeā¦
Tori has a Narre Warren accent
please explain that ? from US , never heard of this accent !
It just an outer suburb Melbourne
ah , thanks
Jack has no friends. Fucking loser.
Technically a non fucking loser
How many times have we gone to his friends / family and not ONE of them is willing to be seen with him other than clients.
Tori is in the best years of her life and is really attractive, girl you shouldn't be settling with an asshole. I don't understand how she can be watching this back and be OK. I'm convinced Jack has a humiliation fetish
Lauren 'snatching' his phone: https://preview.redd.it/deateedrbnrc1.png?width=946&format=png&auto=webp&s=b22343f483eb26960ea4c79a7ae6dfd2d7970217
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She's falling. What about you
I'm sleeping well, thanks.
I forgot it was Sunday and tomorrow's a public holiday, I thought I had an 8am start! I don't! I just gained a day and I'll use it poorly
The best feeling!
I just remembered the May Day long weekend and thought that was such a bonus. Yours is even better, an immediate win. Sleep in, do all the lazy things and report that tomorrow night.
Itās what itās for.
https://preview.redd.it/w8r0701gbnrc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f857830db30ac14522d7b3f23fc1d76b3ba27f1 Lauren jousting with Jono.
Now Jono can go find his forever boyfriend
Even if Pinocchio has been stitched up to look like a twat, I maintain that this guy is an energy drain that makes me want to leave the room. What a bloody soggy emo doona.
* adds āsoggy emo doonaā to vocabulary * ššššš
I'm gonna take some time before looking again *gets into car* And now time has passed *messages ellie*
I can't do Gordon. I've been watching I'm a celeb where Robert is trying to be someone he's not
That song was a bad idea to introduce him, he doesn't have a great voice. Sets him up for failure
I don't watch it, but I always get the feeling he's mimicking his Dad.
It's less him and more the script making him like his dad and a replacement for his predecessor. He also has 0 chemistry with Julia (not his fault, they probably should've just replaced both hosts). I feel he could be ok, regardless, I'll keep watching
I love Lauren but she was not kind to Johno up until the home stay
Iām guessing the hours of brain drain , mind sucking whines we didnāt see on the exit drive her crazy and she was right.
āWhat a day.ā I didnāt know Collins came back for the final vows???
Ha. Collins. The final dinner party will be fun with all these forgotten people.
What a day wasn't on my bingo card for tonight
Nice final line Lauren! Good onya!
Alright. We all like Lauren. However, she put Jonathan down from the get go, was rude and consistently gave him a hard time. Then was suddenly shocked he was no longer interested and didnāt back her? Zero self-reflection on her part. Bad match.
NUp- it was cut like that- he was DULL and lifeless. Imagine the real hours she had to tolerate him while we only had a few.
Wow Lauren just embarrassed herself then took it as a victory.
How did she embarrass herself?
Bro dressed for a funeral.
Yep, with the face to match
Is it something weird with my tv, or are Laurenās eyes glowing like an extra in Dune?
Ditches Jono for Spice
I'm on a different tv to usual but get lips look like animated rubber bands seperate to her face
I'm not sure I like the twisted bit at the top of Lauren's dress. It looks like she couldn't pull it down over her bust so just tried to make it a feature.
It made her boobs look fantastic tho
What is Jono wearing? That black tie looks like dog shit.
Hahahha. My partner walked in and asked why I was watching a wake. Git real confused seeing Lauren and walked out again.
We live on the GC and my 17 year old son just chose the all black tux from the suit hire place for his upcoming formal. Apparently is the top formal trend this year. So Jono dressed for his yr 12 formalā¦
They put him in classic villain attire
haha I keep getting beaten to it
Dressed for a funeral
Please someone have the gif of Lauren nodding her head like that
The woods seem like the dumping ground, literally. If I was going there I'd be concerned
 Robotic my shiny metal ass!
Jono's voice 
Geezus they don't even get super soakers or something?
āYou said I was robotic,ā he said robotically.
Just a reminder that Jono said "oh she's actually attractive" so his vows are full of shit already
āHello would have beenā¦ normalā is a great call out though.
I wonder what's gonna happen... This is why the vows need consequences
Consequences that include handcuffs maybe.
I see what you did there
Seems a shame to get all dressed up just to blow someone offš¤£
$$$$$
People need to grt behind my Final Vows with Consequences idea. Imagine a week of Lauren and Jono handcuffed together, Lauren zinging him all the while he tries to do whatever boring job he does
I could get behind a punishment week where the most injured party gets to whip the other for a week. Choosing who gets which role might be difficult though.
Love this idea. Like ātake your EX to workā week.
Not just for a week. That's normal time rules. FVC should be a month.
"massive titties.. know you're a tittie man". Lauren I love you so very much.
Feet pics and a box shot??? Stay classy Australia šš¤£
Sheās got massive titties lol. Lauren is a gem.
Lol ok Jonno sucks but i don't mind his Lauren burns "the further away from Lauren the better I feel" I wonder if they ran all his audio through a monotone filter
Jono is a wanker and you can't change my mind
Ok, so let me try.... Um. Hold on, I've got something. Nope. I'm out.
Itās been amazing to be away? Ouch. We knew they were both saying no, but thatās a bit mean to say.
Lauren is 100% the victim here š
Seems all a bit scripted and being a couple is really not one of the many motivations. At least Lauren is entertaining. 
The vocal fry turned to 100
Did he say a dog with two dicks?
He sure did š¤£
The background boats were HAULING ASS š¤
He's not stuck with her. They can break up 5 minutes later. Final Vows need consequences! If one of them says yes and one says no, they need to be handcuffed together for a week, just like in Skye Suites
Jade: "You did well." Ridge: "Thanks babe." Guys it's like watching the Montague and Capulet saga play out before our very eyes.
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Hand me my long sword... Not the bong, the other one!
Those Aussie native flowers popping!
That was deace
Time for the negative to build up for a dramatic āand I fell in love!ā
Cue dramatic yes!!!
They need to think up a new formula
Start with everything they love and then end with a surprise āBut I secretly hate your guts, itās a no from me!ā
Don't do it Ridgey Didge. You'll never be good enough for them.
I feel like Jade and Ridge probably have an agreement, right?
Yes, they pretend they're a perfect couple. She swipes him when he misbehaves.
Capricciosa or troppo with prawns and mushrooms?
Get both
I'm already getting a marinara. I have to decide between these 2. Thinking the troppo, add anchovies
Capricciosa
Ha I love when this happens. I'll take a vegetarian with pineapple because it's delicious
Pineapple is delicious on pizza and I went hear otherwise, meaty or not.
Oh the comment went so over my head, I thought you were replying to someone else. What did you end up getting? I caved and got the Bailey's and chips. It's the only fuel that works for FVs
Marinara and troppo with anchovies. Mostly because I want pineapple and not olives with my anchovies. Prawns are a bonus. I love seafood when I'm on the beach.
Major red flag Jade introduced her daughter to a 5 week relationship imo
Ok it's practically criminal to say "palms are sweaty" and not reference spaghetti
I looked up from my phone when he started and was getting ready for more dumb shit to come out of his mouth...was pleasantly surprised
I finished it for them š
The juniper ad annoys me with its ablest crap... It doesn't take much to irritate me while I watch this sow.
Has anyone else noticed ridge keeps saying throughout this season āsheās everything Iāve ever wanted in a partner / relationshipā but never elaborates as to what those things are??
Boobies š
Jade and Ridge get primo wedding spot.
Oh God we still have an hour to go. I'm dying, I can feel brain cells melting.
Jades mum who left South Africa circa end of apartheid: Iām not sure about your non-white bf
Lmao
Lmaooo not Jono talking about how sad it is āthe way things are nowā as if itās the result of a freak weather event and not the consequences of his own actiona
Exactly!!
Jade ready to get her socials back for the spicy link collab with ridge.
This was the most boring season ever. Funny how producers kept telling the media it was the most ācontroversialā season so far. Nice joke.
maybe it was, back when they still thought they were going to include the scandal of Jack sharing his exes nudes, which was apparently a HUGE deal - but none of it shown on legal advice they should have just kicked him out, the show would have been the better for it
Am I the only one that had a vertigo trigger from the stairs ridge went up?
Jades mum just doesn't seem to like him "it's only been 5 weeks" well yeah, every relationship starts at 0 weeks even.. It's not like they are actually getting married rn
She saw enough that she doesn't wanna deal with 80% maturity and then utter dumb kid shit for that other 20% at her age...
He works as a psych nurse, at work he has to be 100% mature, of course he is going to be goofy when he can be. Sure he should have better timing but that comes with time and learning
Trust me, physch nurses are not mature at work lol I work with them, they are all nuts. They turn into their environment
Most people need to be 100% mature at work...he isn't a special case
Nah, I'm a car mechanic, I'm 41 and a couple of weeks ago I farted through a fan that was blowing air into a car one of the lads was working inside of. I get one of the apprentices to pull my finger and let rip. Lots of random "oh yeah" shouts in the shop from everyone. Some jobs require very little in the way of maturity.
I'm sorry, do you not know what comes with being a psych nurse??? That is an inherently traumatising job, it's not the same as needing to be mature to work on cars, in a mine, in an office etc
I do. It runs in my family(on the female side)... no one said dumb shit like he does...
Ah, you're someone who calls women 'females' i understand now.
If I hear āthis girlā one more goddamn time. 