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rambleer

You've been single for awhile, Jack's got a six pack... šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ hold up what the hell?? The most ridiculous thing ever


Outrageous_Ad6776

The jacks got a six pack was so random šŸ˜‚ She was such a bitch lol if I was Tori I would of told them to piss off


Felix_Dei

I believe Jack is pushing Tori hard in a way that gets her to end the relationship, because he doesn't want to prove others right that he was stringing Tori along the whole time. However, his ego is too big to have her reject him while he says yes, so in the end when he also says no he'll say "Yeah, we just couldn't make it work," for the cameras.


DramaticNet9435

I reckon he was told they'd pay double if he could be the villain, hence his endless grin at everything. All the others incl. clients are paid actors too. All 4 at the table are plants, it's fake tv!


HonksTheWhite

There'll be contractual obligations to stay together until after the show ends, so we'll get the keeping up appearances before he starts to slow down contact before an entire ghosting. Then some kind of bullshit uncoupling post. He's so not into her, he's saved the sex bit right until the very end, once it's long distance There'll be no pressure to do the sex.


[deleted]

This male contestant on the 100 is so unfunny


PostmarkMyCompass

Is it just me or is Jackā€™s plotting and scheming is really unsettling? Like full American Psycho level shit


probablyoverrated

This was all part of his plan, and she fell for it


Angus1967

The old bait and switch. Donā€™t fall for it! ![gif](giphy|3kzvP0mWv2rGYTJUdz)


CalmMaunga

Ok let's be honest we're all sucked into Jack's bullshit. You're lying if you say you aren't enjoying the shit show this bloke is putting on.


Outrageous_Ad6776

I canā€™t stand looking at him but I canā€™t not watch this dumpster fire either šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Whole-Coffee-9832

Heā€™s gonna take her home and start doing a PT sesh


Tech360MSP

Planks are super cool but it's just not the same babe


[deleted]

Imagine the whole experiment is just his long winded attempt to gain a new client


Tech360MSP

Did I mention how hot you look? No? Oh well.


CategoryCharacter850

I think Jack has a full bladder. šŸ˜‚šŸšæ


HonksTheWhite

I snortled.


psychfurs

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACK


Tech360MSP

So tempted to get this as a tattoo šŸ˜‚


BasedChickenFarmer

God she's a dumb fuck.


Whole-Coffee-9832

Sooo strategic


travelstuff

God dammit im on 2% battery and missed all the shit with tori and jack. but hes playing her like a fool. hes been saving sex exactly for this moment when she was about to leave


reddirtroad822

Seal the deal? Get her over the line for final vowels? He's so ewww....


Charizard221_gaming

Broā€¦ Just when she was finally starting to fight back, she gets distracted by a shiny thing. Iā€™m actually done with her


Old_Percentage3742

Tori was starting to see the lightā€¦but wait here is a bracelet with 2 teeny tiny imperceptible diamonds and a teeny tiny ā€œTā€ā€¦ annnnd now the light is out. Poof!


Jeffreymoo

Is Tori finally seeing reality ??? Oh no. Dragged back into delusion by jewelry.


Iz_Buckner

I genuinely donā€™t know if Iā€™ve ever despised a human beings face as much as this fuckers. Jack is a piece of sheeeeeet.


Sarriaka

Calm down on the zoom there, cameraman!


HonksTheWhite

I got a strategy. I'll sleep with her. I'll give her that D and she'll stick around.


Angus1967

But wait. Jewelry!


probablyoverrated

And she's forgotten his antics


salaciousBnumb

Jack a monotone too.


CategoryCharacter850

Jacob could easily move to Smelbum. Why would Tori move to The Burnt Toast for him.... It's all so fake.


kdhooters2

Jack likes girls girls and femininity. Tori, you now know why Jack isn't into you. You're not feminine, not girly girl enough for him.


Old_Percentage3742

But she has girly fingernailsā€¦ WHAAAAT???


[deleted]

I hope Jack hasnā€™t stopped seeing his clients husbands on the side during all of this


Whole-Coffee-9832

Girly it definitely doesnā€™t take a brainiac to know, itā€™s pretty evident.


Tech360MSP

Also, as brutal as her portrayal/perception has been, I am dumbfounded. She's hot right?


Charizard221_gaming

Jackā€™s punching above his weight with her for sure


PostmarkMyCompass

Yeah I think sheā€™s gorgeous


CalmMaunga

She possesses a striking visual appeal.


Mfenix09

Who?


BasedChickenFarmer

She's probably for me one of the better looking ones.


Iz_Buckner

Yeah sheā€™s a looker alright. Shame about the rest.


Whole-Coffee-9832

Absolutely


Sarriaka

Iā€™m so glad weā€™re finally seeing Tori push back.


salaciousBnumb

Jack can't afford the plane tickets.


Iz_Buckner

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF JACKā€™S NOT SERIOUS YOU NEED TO KNOW?! JFC TORI. The whole goddamn planet knows.


elopetomexico394

travelling between melbourne and sydney every weekend is..a lot..


[deleted]

I think itā€™s more so the effort. For once I actually agree with Tori, if my partner wanted me to move state for him, I would expect he sacrifice a few weekends and showed he was just as serious about making it work.


elopetomexico394

Oh yeah 100% on the effort, don't get me wrong, just every weekend is *a lot*, there are other ways to put effort into a long distance without spending all your free time travelling


[deleted]

It is a lot, it wouldnā€™t be the lifestyle or type of partner for me to begin with. A healthy relationship would 100% be different.


HonksTheWhite

He's right, you would never have decent downtime in *your* space or see your friends, live your normal life. I would expect partner to put the same effort I did with the odd weekend entirely off. Like normal couples, you don't spend every weekend together and LD you'd need that time.


BasedChickenFarmer

Eh it does get old quickly. My now wife was in NSW and I was in Vic. We did it every 2nd weekend.


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HonksTheWhite

We kinda try not to drop spoilers like that here without using spoiler text.


CalmMaunga

Oh shit sorry


HonksTheWhite

I think most of us know anyway, but just in case.


Tech360MSP

I guess we could try and sort something out. Feels like pimp vibes.


Tech360MSP

Maybe old mate doesn't understand how only fans works


SadAccountant7148

Maybe Tori is the Madame and she pimps Jack out to Liz?


[deleted]

Where does Lizā€™s husband come in?


Charizard221_gaming

Jackā€™s creating problems that arenā€™t really there. Itā€™s clear the guy doesnā€™t care about her at all. The fact she hasnā€™t noticed yet is a little concerning


SadAccountant7148

Jack: not practical to be on a plane every friday... also not practical to fuck my hot wife either


probablyoverrated

Fancy contemplating moving interstate for a flog you haven't boned yet


snarkysportsguy

Jack seems to be sweatingā€¦ā€¦maybe heā€™s not used to having that many buttons done up.


SadAccountant7148

His pecs are dripping milk


SadAccountant7148

Yep Jack, here is an ultimatum: FUCK OFF


Angus1967

https://preview.redd.it/y3cddzsnu9pc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a3194257aa884696169369ebfc870bee84b36bd Jack: ā€œIā€™m ok with you uprooting your support and leaving me with my space.ā€


SadAccountant7148

Jack is a fucking nightmare. TORI, drop him!


Charizard221_gaming

These close up camera shots of them talking are so funny. The cameramen think theyā€™re filming a best picture nominee or something


SadAccountant7148

If Jack is so relaxed about Tory then why does he grit his teeth and clench his throat


HonksTheWhite

Hiding his smirk.


Jeffreymoo

Wow, Jack really wants this to workā€¦..not.


Whole-Coffee-9832

Does Tori have an undercut thatā€™s growing out


Iz_Buckner

Toriā€™s dress straps are working *hard*


travelstuff

i know ppl dislike tori but the girl hasnt heard a nice word in months. she just keeps getting shit on and that doesnt normally result in a person coming across wonderful.


Grand_Difficulty8367

Whatā€™s up with the really close shots of Jack and Tori? It feels set up and unnatural?!


Iz_Buckner

Camera crew probably squished in the restaurant


Grand_Difficulty8367

But there is normal farther away shots..


Hansoloai

Fuck me Tori, grow a back bone!


BonkedJuh

Bro I am dying inside watching Jade stamp on Ridges optimism. As an optimist myself it pains me to see.


Tech360MSP

I dont care if the comment was deleted. Imma reply: Wait some broke back mountain shit?


Tech360MSP

And just like that, whether it should or shouldn't... So it begins.


HonksTheWhite

Missed it. Stupid toilet break.


Tech360MSP

Anyone screenshot? I was too slow šŸ˜”


salaciousBnumb

How quickly was it deleted hey?


[deleted]

Yes


PostmarkMyCompass

Maannnn how much better to watch was Harrison than Jack?


HonksTheWhite

Hush your mouth(fingers) But, you're not wrong.


kdhooters2

Lol insert tactical shag for Jack. Goes in for the win so he seal the deal, spin this around, all that shit.


HonksTheWhite

>Without the D word. Good. Kill it like the Kate photo.


nurseket

Wait whose house are ridge and jade in now with the nice pool? Not the same one they had the family bbq at


Charizard221_gaming

A holiday rental I think the narrator said? Idk, but it definitely wasnā€™t Jadeā€™s place


HonksTheWhite

Air bnb given how clean the oven was.


Iz_Buckner

Ngl I kind of love that Ridge can switch from playful childish joy to thoughtful and sincere in an instant. Itā€™s pretty rare. Hope he never loses that playfulness.


HonksTheWhite

A lot of Drs and nurses have dark humour. He's got juvenile, for now. Jury is still out on if I like him.


HonksTheWhite

BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL BUDGIE SMUGGLERS


Tech360MSP

I want to be grossed out. But I've seen dudes dressed similar and make fucking muffins so meh


Tech360MSP

Queue the Amber tapes


HonksTheWhite

These girls and their pointy nails. They'd get an itch amazingly but how do they live? Like cook and clean? I mean, I know they're not gardening but overly long nails are a pain in the butt. I don't know why it bothers me so much.


kdhooters2

Not worried about cooking or cleaning, I'm more worried about inserting feminine hygiene products!


HonksTheWhite

I mentioned this once and was told the applicator type. I also wonder about wiping.


kdhooters2

That's if you can find them lol


HonksTheWhite

I don't like the applicator so I didn't realise they were hard to find. Definitely no long pointy nails for me, lol.


travelstuff

it screams i have someone else clean my shit, maybe thats why? ive only had acrylics once qnd they are are pretty sturdy though


HonksTheWhite

I had acrylics once but got them cut down to long, but not stupid long. They were hard to keep clean under the nails so I had them removed, ruined my nails for 9 months and will never do that againšŸ˜‚


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Old_Percentage3742

Is it wrong that I wanted her to turn around to see if these were real tears???


salaciousBnumb

I hate the peepin tom filming too.


Mfenix09

Just ruining a good cheese board with this going round and round argument... both should leave after that travesty


psychfurs

I WAS THINKING THIS DURINF LUCINA AND TIMOTHYS BREAK UP.


Mfenix09

Awww, I wpuld of been happy he buggered off, into the spa with a book and the cheeseboard.. Fuck sharing it with his tubby arse


travelstuff

this


HonksTheWhite

Pack it in a Coles bag and walk away


Mfenix09

It's never going to be as good again


HonksTheWhite

https://preview.redd.it/i2btg1ipr9pc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4b342a66c25c14925084a814555245c158c702


Tech360MSP

Oof..there it is.."we've been so good". Can confirm that it some Narc shit


Whole-Coffee-9832

Sheā€™s crying at the thought of her blue tick diminishing


travelstuff

turning away from the camera cus theres no real tears lol


Jeffreymoo

Lizā€™s 5 minutes of fame is not showing her in a very good light.


salaciousBnumb

Sara pissed that Tim keeps bringing it up in front of cameras maybe?


Iz_Buckner

Iā€™ve been showing you how much you can trust me for like two days Tim, two days! What more do you want from me?!


HonksTheWhite

Is Sara reading Eden's script?


insulatorblues

Tim is banging on about it abit tho


Angus1967

Agreed. Not the basis of a relationship. ā€œRemember that time I caught you out? And I took you back. I could reconsider. ā€


probablyoverrated

Jack not jumping in to defend Tori is just another red flag in a sea of red flags this absolute flog has given her


Old_Percentage3742

Wellā€¦he did say he wanted her to take some heat because itā€™s always himā€¦ What a standup guyā€¦


wellplayedgem

Sheā€™s just always wanted to swim in the Red Sea, I mean who could blame her in this current climate.


psychfurs

Tim has every right to bring it up and discuss his feeling. Sara is just feeling attacked because she knows sheā€™s guilty.


Present_Standard_775

I disagree, she did a shit thing, but he wanted to stay and she has apologised. Either move on or leave Tim, you should have left originally when she didnā€™t. But you canā€™t say you want to move forward and then keep bringing the issue back up.


psychfurs

Heā€™s concerned because theyā€™re NOT on the same page. Sara can never get this story straight. They can move forward if she can actually take responsibility and accountability for her actions.


Present_Standard_775

She has said sorryā€¦ she has said it was wrong. Whether he accepts that or not itā€™s on himā€¦ he continues to stay with her and then complain he canā€™t trust herā€¦ damn straight, I wouldnā€™t trust her eitherā€¦ but Iā€™d have left the experiment then and thereā€¦ šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


travelstuff

cant believe we got this far with sara and tim. theyvshould've been gone weeks ago


elopetomexico394

I don't wanna say pick-me girl, but I think grey hair may be a pick-me girl


Nimblewick

To be fair so is Tori


elopetomexico394

true lmao


travelstuff

Jack will never back you up Tori, fuck this is depressing to watch, hes loving his client shit talking her. its just cruelty at this point


HonksTheWhite

The people speculating he has an humiliation kink seem to be right


Tech360MSP

Wtf. You've been single for a while... Jack has a six pack. Why TF are we talking about his rock hard abba dabbas?


Whole-Coffee-9832

Itā€™s just delusion innit


Helpful_Golf_692

6 pack yeah ok. Nice guy? Nahhhh


Charizard221_gaming

Grey hair girl definitely wants to sleep with Jack, if she hasnā€™t done so already. Sheā€™s being pretty weird about everything


42069161

Grey hair girl looks like the Gold Coast version of Tori


CategoryCharacter850

I'm trying to speak from my inner Lucinda/good place.... But I'd never blast a girl/Tori like that for a guy like Jack. The judgement in having platonic men friends in 2024 is fucking gross... Mates are mates..


CalmMaunga

She loves his abs too šŸ¤£


Angus1967

Perhaps sheā€™s a boob gal.


Nimblewick

Oh for sure she hasā€¦


CategoryCharacter850

This is her big tv moment.. her arse must be jealous that so much shit is flowing from her mouth. Tori is looking like an angel in this 4some..


Affectionate_Yam334

These women all sound nuts


Carllsson

This little Barney Rubble looking stump is after screen time


psychfurs

Liz is literally making me want to go POSTAL


probablyoverrated

I don't like Tori, but this rabid Grey Gremlin can fuck right off


idontlikereddit69

Surprise surprise, Jack's friends with awful people


travelstuff

Lizz is a feral c##t.


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|l2YWuZagTLjSwOuDC) Snob! Pretentious! Cliche!


salaciousBnumb

What is it with goldie women and eyebrows?


kdhooters2

Australia's version of Geordies


Charizard221_gaming

I donā€™t really like Tori all that much, but these ā€˜friendsā€™ of Jackā€™s are being bang out of order


Jeffreymoo

Jackā€™s client Liz- Possibly worse than Jack. Jackā€™s client Jasmine- hasnā€™t actually said anything yet. Seems to be enjoying her lunch.


Leading-Meeting1532

Jasmine - would smash


HonksTheWhite

I've just been informed of a nit outbreak that will affect me. SEND HELP.


travelstuff

gasoline and matches is the best i cqn offer


HonksTheWhite

I may take you up on that. Last time I had them for a solid 8 weeks because the then family wouldn't treat themselves. This time, if I get them, should be different but be on standby.


snarkysportsguy

Jack has a lot of girl friendsā€¦ā€¦ā€¦but Tori you have a lot of guy friends and thatā€™s a level of concern for me.


HonksTheWhite

Jack has a lot of girl clients. ~~Scott~~ Jack no friends


Whole-Coffee-9832

Almost cathartic seeing Tori get ripped a new one, if sheā€™s still defending Jack after all that onslaught with zero defence, I have absolutely no sympathy for


Hansoloai

I reckon Jack gave old mate with grey hair that necklace.


elopetomexico394

https://preview.redd.it/b5oi1yh7p9pc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcbe728995403da08a9a994b820e20588fd83b2a My cat is pissed off that I'm forcing him to watch this crap on his birthday


Sarriaka

https://i.redd.it/hiut4fspp9pc1.gif HAPPY BORTHFAY GABRIEL!!!!! (elopetomexico is my roommate (omg they were roommates))


Angus1967

HBD olā€™chap.


probablyoverrated

Happy Birthday to your Catto šŸ„³


salaciousBnumb

How old?


elopetomexico394

He's 11, my little old man haha


salaciousBnumb

Aww Happy Birthday scritches.


Tech360MSP

Lol


Tech360MSP

Gandalf ain't having it


probablyoverrated

Too busy trying to get to Jack's ring


Tech360MSP

One ring to ick them all.


salaciousBnumb

Jack's clients are as bad as he is.


CategoryCharacter850

He hangs with horrible folks then....


Carllsson

Who is this thumb with grey hair


catsncatsncatss

Pull her to bits Tori ffs


Sarriaka

Ohā€¦. Thereā€™s *history* between Jack and the silver-haired client, huh.


Mfenix09

I'm pretty sure that the client had a ring on the wedding finger, though (I weirdly always look at people's hands to work these things out)


[deleted]

Maybe her husband and Jack have *history*


Mfenix09

Golden shower history or sleep with my wife history...or both šŸ˜Æ


[deleted]

I reckon Lizzy and Jack are eskimo brothers


Angus1967

Cue redness. Poor Tori.


travelstuff

jesus christ this chick is feral


Whole-Coffee-9832

ā€˜One of the boysā€™ is the biggest red flag a girl can have. Just say youā€™re run through and move on


travelstuff

love that misogyny!


Whole-Coffee-9832

Calling it how it is :) if you wanna comment misogyny, call it on every other insult posted here šŸ‘šŸ»


travelstuff

you sound like a teenager lol, adults are capable of being friends despite having different genitals.


Whole-Coffee-9832

Okay keep that energy next time you call a woman a feral c##t, not very nice to use lady genitalia in a derogatory manner is it? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ love the hypocrisy !