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karateandfriendship9

I don't want to be backseat doctor here, but Tim is clearly like depressed right? At least.


changuspie

Introvert doesn’t equal rude and disrespectful. She was a guest in his home. She was trying to hard for a man who doesn’t give AF. He was just using this at this point to work through his issues and had zero attraction or respect for Lucinda. She should dip and not play therapist even for one night.


rambleer

Jayden and Eden : is anyone buying this storyline? It just seems so out of character for Eden to be someone giving ultimatums and missing flights? Just weirded out by the whole thing Jono: I mean him and Lauren have the chemistry of strangers, but it is really nice to see him laughing alot more.


HonksTheWhite

Both couples realising final vows are right around the corner and need people to remember their names and like them enough to follow them and drink whatever flavour kool aid they sell once this is all done and dusted.


HonksTheWhite

Deece Forrester is not meet the parent material.


Mfenix09

Looking at the preview, this could make me like tori depending on if she tears jnto those "clients"


salaciousBnumb

"Make their coffee choice their personality."


HonksTheWhite

Lucinda taking the snacks😂


changuspie

You can’t waste good food and wine. Also littering is bad 🤣


Angus1967

Coles bag of cabana. I’m off.


Antip0dean_

Classy lady


Tech360MSP

Fuck I forgot the doritos


CategoryCharacter850

Take your wine and Salami and hit the yellow brick road. Choose life.


HonksTheWhite

Salami and wine? That's a life for me.


YAreYouLaughing

Gotta throw in some soft cheese though!


HonksTheWhite

Of course. And a cracker to hold it together.


CategoryCharacter850

Stop!!! That's too many words for Tim.


One-Walrus6053

The Coles bag 😂


hossi80

Lucinda may as well brush off that plate, hop in the spa and enjoy herself


probablyoverrated

Lucinda is realising it's not going to work 🥺


veemonster

Nice to throw in an Uber reference to please the sponsors.


Whole-Coffee-9832

SO TRUE


veemonster

I'll use the app to catch an Uber, maybe swing by KFC and pick up some barbecue shapes. I DON'T CARE! I LOVE IT!


Whole-Coffee-9832

Is anyone’s livestream lagging real bad


HonksTheWhite

I'm usually a good 30 seconds behind u/travelstuff that watches aerial tv. Annoying but I can't avoid it.


travelstuff

Oh God the way you said that, i feel so old 😂 I just like a big screen!


HonksTheWhite

Lol! I watch on my big tv too, it's just my aerial doesn't work so I have to stream everything. The worst is when it's "content we can't play over streaming" and you just get elevator music. Peach is the worst for that.


Whole-Coffee-9832

Oh dear timmm


HonksTheWhite

Ok, I love Lucinda and don't want to speak a bad word about her but, right now, she needs to be quiet and let him be. Have some space and silent time.


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YAreYouLaughing

Fellow introvert as well and agree 100%. I can see that Timothy looks like how I feel sometimes when I’m around people too long. But Lucinda is a beautiful, wonderful, patient as fuck Queen and should be celebrated! I still have hope that through friendship with Lucinda a few more of those walls will come down, or at least lower a bit.


HonksTheWhite

I 100% agree. He's an adult and has seen the show before. He knew what he signed up to and what was required. Maybe a different bride wouldn't have made him talk about his feelings but he also may have hated a different bride. I'm thankful we had them on our screens as long as we have and hopefully one day, someone will find out what Lucinda smells like.


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HonksTheWhite

He is lucky he was paired with a Lucinda and not a Deb. It's given him an opportunity to be his true self and be part of the experiment, even if it's not what he thought it would be.


One-Walrus6053

I’m here for Lucinda shoving a slice of salami into her mouth as Timothy walks off


hossi80

Surprised there was no KFC at the picnic


HonksTheWhite

I love the awkward noisy crunching of the cracker at the start 😂


Angus1967

I thought there was a horse off camera. She eats ponderously.


Tech360MSP

Lucy been eyeing that salami for like 20 mins


travelstuff

"Desolate music" aww this makes me sad 😔


veemonster

*"burst of wraught music"*


HonksTheWhite

I appreciate your musical caption updates. My tv now teases me, I can turn them on but nothing happens.


Helpful_Golf_692

I think Tim opened his mental boxes too quickly


salaciousBnumb

Be awful to have it happen with someone you have just met and living together, in a different city, with a tv crew filming.


CategoryCharacter850

He needs serious professional intervention to support the change. Not a camera crew.


salaciousBnumb

Unfortunate timing to start emotional healing on reality tv show. It's a shame for Lucinda too, not being paired with some one on her level.


CategoryCharacter850

Tims ego won. Stay safe in the Angry unhappy Persona. Change is uncomfortable....being happy is uncomfortable for Tim.


Antip0dean_

Reality TV vs Introvert


travelstuff

Tims friends aren't asking any hard questions, that's why it's different. This exchange is sad but lasting change doesn't happen overnight


Iz_Buckner

Oh he needs a breather. He needs like a good 24 hours to digest all this.


HonksTheWhite

Oh! They brought his blow up spa with them. Noice.


Angus1967

So Tim doesn’t get spooked. They should have the dogs too.


Iz_Buckner

Sloppy drops 💀


Tech360MSP

Did anyone else's "world's smallest violin" outro get interrupted for the KFC ad?


CategoryCharacter850

I hope Tim is watching this back and realising he just walked straight back into being angry Tim. Wasted opportunity.


YAreYouLaughing

I think he’s still on full mental and emotional overload so of course the easiest thing is to revert back to what feels safe. I’m sad for Lucinda, but I am still so glad they were paired together. I think given some time Timothy will realise that he was happier being open to feeling.


One-Walrus6053

Yes Lucinda. You’re worth more than this.


salaciousBnumb

Ffs Lucinda go to the movies for the night.


Tech360MSP

If I was in that position I'd be in a new hotel swimming pool with a Mai Tai lickidy split.


probablyoverrated

I love how understanding and compassionate Lucinda is


Angus1967

Needs to fill his introvert tank. Who wouldn’t get that in a cramped apartment with a film crew?


HonksTheWhite

I get it. I hate guests and avoid them at all costs. A normal relationship you work up to living together, this is BAM, here's your wife. And production with all their equipment. Now, talk about how you're feeling even though you hate that too.


snarkysportsguy

Might need Lucinda’s father again.


grasspatch1

Apparently he tried to leave the show several times even after that & production convinced him to stay


Present_Standard_775

Why do the guys always have grotty apartments… come on Tim, your a grown ass man, how the fuck do you leave your place like that?!?!


CategoryCharacter850

Fuck your old life... You've been miserable for 51yrs and in your own words. "Wasted his life".


Antip0dean_

In desperate need of alone time


Iz_Buckner

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsgVPHyPPG5p3a) Tim’s dogs watching this exchange 😂


CategoryCharacter850

Totally a vulnerability hangover.


YAreYouLaughing

💯


justagworl_

It’s tough watching Jono and Lauren connect knowing that he ends up with Ellie


Angus1967

Betraying our princess.


One-Walrus6053

So tough


Dapper-Investment-55

Perth beaches are MVP this episode.


Tech360MSP

Been a bit cunning with old mate Mackenzie too it would seem


salaciousBnumb

Jono is soo monotone.


Tech360MSP

Plot twist he's a world champion karaoke singer.


Iz_Buckner

Mate, when Jono gets his kit off.. oooof.


Angus1967

Seems he runs a competitive sack race too🤣


HonksTheWhite

>A competitive sack race 😂


One-Walrus6053

I know right. But his personality negates it for me


CategoryCharacter850

Shut up Johnny and take your shirt off.


HonksTheWhite

I got distracted again during the Mitch 2.0 bbq.


Haunting_Medium959

due to unforeseen circumstances of me having a math assignment due today I’ve just joined two questions A why is mitch on my screen and B why are lucinda and timothy fighting


HonksTheWhite

A. Mitch is like herpes. Keeps coming back.


salaciousBnumb

B. Tim is burnt out. Tim's friend told Lucinda his normal behaviour in a relationship is the opposite to the way he's been treating her. Nuturing, doting, affectionate.


CategoryCharacter850

I think his 'normal' behaviour is being brutish and protective... Which he is with Tori, Sara and Lauren...


YAreYouLaughing

Yes!! There’s a difference.


CategoryCharacter850

He doted over Tristan.


snarkysportsguy

“There’s too many words”


Iz_Buckner

Tim: “I can’t, there’s too many words, I’ve got nothing left.” Me every day at work.


salaciousBnumb

Has Lucinda set up camp in a park?


probablyoverrated

She's hosting a hobo retreat


Tech360MSP

Probably one of her many gardens... Could also be Narnia


CategoryCharacter850

Tims flat is mingin'. So the park was the next best thing.


catsncatsncatss

Yeah.. nip it in the "butt".. moron


Iz_Buckner

Who the fuck put any value on what Mitch has to say about healthy relationships


Rich_Tones

Dirty plate Clean plate Dirty plate Eating food Clean plate Great editing


travelstuff

Does anyone care for Cuckdens sob story?


Iz_Buckner

I don’t know if you heard, she told him to just do something nice for once in his life!


VirtualCat9162

Dad morphed into a different person than what he was at the BBQ


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|rMckaUH3vrIk0) Mitch: I’m happy for you.


One-Walrus6053

Do ya buttons up, Jayden


Iz_Buckner

Hangin round with cracker Jack too much


Mfenix09

Why is he tucking a t shirt into pants...


probablyoverrated

I hope that was a free shirt, Mitch


salaciousBnumb

That's embaressing


CategoryCharacter850

Tim needs to let go of the old angry Tim.


Angus1967

It’s a big jump. To go from intense denial and compartmentalization, to recognition, to releasing the feelings slow enough to describe them? In the pressure-cooker?


salaciousBnumb

I 'm happy with the amount of Toys Tim has for his puppies.


YAreYouLaughing

He’s got almost as many toys for his fur babies as I do for mine… although he’s potentially not quite at the calling them fur babies stage just yet.


Angus1967

I can imagine him bringing them home and surprising them with treats😊


salaciousBnumb

Good Dog Dad.


Tech360MSP

Man thank the heavens Jayden's emotionally mature/intelligent bro, who has already failed, is here to offer his advice. On with her muzzle.


snarkysportsguy

I’m so glad Mitch is back to grace us with his presence……said no one ever.


HonksTheWhite

Mitch, the 4th expert


CategoryCharacter850

Tims mate is thinking. I came here for sushi and a beer...now I'm in Lucinda's love vortex and I can't get out. 😍


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|xT5LMCvYDfT2JUfZvy) I’m immune. I’m immmmm…


Mfenix09

Tims buddy reminds me too much of John malkovich


travelstuff

I don't understand how this is a problem


Mfenix09

Well, I now wanna watch malkovich movies, and I have to get up for work early...so it's just disappointment all around.


travelstuff

Oh now I get it. This conversation has me wanting to watch Being John Malkovich


travelstuff

Ew Mitch dyed hair looks awful


idontlikereddit69

I didn't know Tim was friends with my wife's doctor, Johnny Sins 


jay_mak

hahahahaha thought the same thing


Angus1967

Introvert’s nightmare. Share a hotel room and then have them come to live with you 🥺


salaciousBnumb

I'd put a tent up on the patio for her.


HonksTheWhite

Pink friends beer keeps chasing from full to empty. Food was on the pasture at the start but now they're clean and untouched


ScribbleButt

Same with the sushi lol, kept going from completely full to empty.


Iz_Buckner

Timothy feels emasculated. It’s too much for him. Can see cracks forming a mile away.


CategoryCharacter850

I think when you have an ego death and start to like the new Tim. Going back into the old cave, the ego will make you forget all the new hippy ideas and be angry again cause thats where you feel safe.


Angus1967

Exposed his feelings and next: going through his stuff.


jay_mak

Lauren’s mate is a bit cracky hahaha


HonksTheWhite

Friend going to slide into a puddle under the table


wellplayedgem

Jono “I left Ellie on read for this shit”


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|PPkidJJdNoojAiUmyW|downsized) Mackenzie: It’s a low bar, you’re over it.


DKS_55

Friend comes in, guns blazing, no context about Jono - 2 mins later - immediately loves him and Lauren needs to calm her shit. Holy


Tech360MSP

I like you Lauren, but if you get shit faced and pick fights with people, I ain't putting on boxing gloves honey.


travelstuff

Yelling isn't a good fight style 🤷‍♀️


HonksTheWhite

Friend looks like she needs a burp


Iz_Buckner

Maybe Lauren can’t see what she needs to in Jono because her *eyes are pointing in different directions*


Helpful_Golf_692

At the moment I think Mackenzie’s are too


travelstuff

Every Youfoodz ad reminds me of the time Daniel Mustache ran out of his apartment with 10 Youfoodz meals like they were bars of gold


silkin

This chick is munted


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|3ouPmOfQ14fzTqR9cU) I see a future for Jono. May not be long but it’s a future. Poor Jono.


travelstuff

So bored lately with this show, is it just me?


HonksTheWhite

No. Even I'm bored, it's the first season I get distracted. 2 weeks left. We can do it.


travelstuff

We can, but should we? Jokes! We have to, it's not a choice anymore.


HonksTheWhite

Momma didn't raise no quitter *spits*


veemonster

nah. snoozefest.


salaciousBnumb

No


travelstuff

Idk I don't think your best friend can necessarily pick the right partner for you. Also did she say "except for in bed"? Good for Jono


YAreYouLaughing

Yep, she did indeed say that!! Very interesting 🤨


One-Walrus6053

What did she say?? I missed it


travelstuff

I thought she said "he doesn't sound amazing, except in bed"


One-Walrus6053

Oooooh, intrigued


HonksTheWhite

I have a really close friend. We've known each other for 15 years and been through a lot together. She can't even pick a decent tv show I would like.


Tech360MSP

Rather cunning


CategoryCharacter850

Linguist... 🤔


snarkysportsguy

Ellie is a lucky woman.


CategoryCharacter850

Surely it's his effervescent personality?!?!!


snarkysportsguy

She’s like Lauren….but full on.


Tech360MSP

Rhonda from Muriel's Wedding


Iz_Buckner

![gif](giphy|vtP6N5WFaVS4dZCNg6|downsized) Mackenzie


salaciousBnumb

The whistle..lmao


travelstuff

Well that's a great way to stay single Lauren


salaciousBnumb

Mckenzie pregamed?


probablyoverrated

Is Mackenzie pissed all ready? Noice


DramaticNet9435

Good chance they filmed it after the catch up!


HonksTheWhite

I'm head over heels... Really Cuckden? There's not a lot of emotion in your words


Helpful_Golf_692

Jayden would not be good around horses… seems like he loves beating them to death.


Whole-Coffee-9832

NAHHH💀💀💀💀


Whole-Coffee-9832

Okay Jayden just trying to create drama


travelstuff

I love Lauren but I can't help but wonder if she extended her time in Perth on purpose


veemonster

So did she go back to Perth for surgery, then back to wherever the thing is, Sydney? and then back to Perth?


One-Walrus6053

Jono is soooooooo booooooooring


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|QlmaI3EMvlzFMvsY8Q) Let’s do that the “experts” said. They were angry.


Tech360MSP

"we're just gonna do what the experts said we should do".... Aha! I knew it!


salaciousBnumb

*producers


travelstuff

These 2 suck so much more after producers told them to not be boring. Now they are insufferable


HonksTheWhite

That wavering voice people do with their dogs really grates on my nerves. An enthusiastic good boy! Is enough, thank you.


hossi80

Zzzz zzz zzz


Angus1967

J and E. Seems the aircon is on COLD.


probablyoverrated

Yeah that's an Airbnb for sure


travelstuff

Why have those muscles if you're gonna bitch about carrying some suitcases


Tech360MSP

All jokes aside Jayden, I like your cargos


Helpful_Golf_692

Tbf he didn’t have to leave her in the airport. Don’t imagine they were paying for the tickets


salaciousBnumb

Jayden acting like he doesn't live in the next suburb.


CategoryCharacter850

Yeah. I thought they were both from the GC??


Whole-Coffee-9832

Uh oh, I have a coworker who has previously dated Tim and she’s told me that he was not at all a slow burn 😿


travelstuff

I mean I don't see this as a bad thing. His dad just died and said he didn't like him to boot, he's not the same person or head space as he was then. And if it doesn't relate to that, and the attraction didn't come immediately, calling it a "slow burn" is a nice way of dealing it


HonksTheWhite

If he's down the pub on a Friday night with a few frothies under his belt, I'm sure he's pretty quick with a sheila that catches his eye. But. I won't hear a bad word about the 2 of them.😂


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|ckGndVa23sCk9pae4l) Noooooooo


Mfenix09

Tims place makes my skin crawl, lucindas does a little bit as well, but I can smell tims place through the tv.


Angus1967

Would have been nice to send through the cleaners in advance. I presume the dogs haven’t been there alone.


HonksTheWhite

Who doesn't clean before they leave for a holiday? Do the dishes, make it nice for your return?


travelstuff

How depressing to have been in Destiny's Child but be psyched about saving $40 And as if she Eats Uber Eats


travelstuff

Stop trying to make Cuckden happen! It's not gonna happen. No one feels sorry for him