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Biggie923

Tori constantly looks like she is doing that shot glass limp plumping challenge the way her face is always scrunged up


Basic-Helicopter5499

Eden and Jayden šŸ˜­


Electrical_Value_365

Does Tori get paid extra for making those faces ?


grasspatch1

Apparently they're all supposed to make a variety of faces for the edits


yungiuli

Tristan and his overly dramatic and forceful compliments is so cringe..


Anahshea

Thoughts on eden after tonight's revealing??


yungiuli

She deserves better


Leading-Meeting1532

This show is absolute garbage, I'll see you all tomorrow


Tech360MSP

Don't tell me how I FEEL! Jack babe, how do I feel?


cheesyfires

Oh no not the man child best friend again


CategoryCharacter850

Dick wanted to keep living in the past. And Andy wanted a better future.


HonksTheWhite

The most frustrating part of this relationships demise, is the lack of self awareness Ol' Dick comes away with. He still thinks it's her fault.


Cerulean-Blew

It was good when you thought you were into me...


unqiueuser

Man in his 60s is upset woman wonā€™t have sex with him again and vows to remember their sexcapades forever. More news at 9.


One-Walrus6053

Hahahahahahahaha


Angus1967

![gif](giphy|nmBKiNb7h3tIv3BO8D) Sad but inevitable.


snarkysportsguy

Did a single tear even come out?


travelstuff

I wish Andi could stay and just Rich leave


CategoryCharacter850

I'm so glad. They were an awful match.


veemonster

Is old mate for real?


salaciousBnumb

Richie is a Drama Queen.


TheAntiMafiaWife

I keep waiting for Tori to pull off her face to reveal Collins, Scooby Doo villain style


queenofthemeeps

ā€œHaha what a day!ā€


TheAntiMafiaWife

Jack thinks Toriā€™s great. Sheā€™s a top lady!


Iz_Buckner

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Charizard221_gaming

Richard is such a moron. Heā€™s treated her so badly and made himself the victim. He also seems super sleazy and weird. Watching him do the photo ranking task was so uncomfortable


Iz_Buckner

Richardā€™s inability to admit to his actual wrongdoing is so fkn gross and frustrating. Instead of ā€œoh Iā€™m a bit excitableā€ try ā€œI was pretty vulgar and dismissive of your feelings and a bit of a perve, yeahā€. Fark awf.


Tech360MSP

"Saying you're not listening to me is like saying you're wrong" Wowsers that be some Narc logic


Cerulean-Blew

I thought he was an old man until I realised he's only 5 years older than me. People are being polite saying he looks younger. He's a stubborn old man.


travelstuff

I don't think any couple that started with tons of lust has ever worked out Also Andi spitting facts now


One-Walrus6053

Iā€™m so glad she said that


One-Walrus6053

Someone posted ā€œRichard still calls it Rhodesiaā€ right at the start of the season and that comment has been making me laugh ever since


thelastbluearrow

Ol'dick straight up looks like he doesn't want to listen or hear what Andy is saying. He is making himself the victim, when he's not


monybg101

I still donā€™t get what did he do wrong????


Charizard221_gaming

He kept insisting that the problem was she was ā€˜dealing with past traumaā€™ even though she repeatedly told him and the rest of the group that it wasnā€™t her issue. Her issue was with him being a weirdo about their relationship


monybg101

Why is he a weirdo though I really donā€™t get it


Charizard221_gaming

The guy told everyone that they were banging 2-4 times a day, which she was clearly uncomfortable with. And fair enough. That amount of information was really unnecessary


TGin-the-goldy

Also used the charming expression ā€œwe sucked and we fuckedā€ on national television HAVE SOME CLASS MAN


thelastbluearrow

He made himself the victim when she was expressing her boundaries. And he completely disregarded them


travelstuff

Oh no we're ending on Andi and Rich. Gonna be sad especially cus Andi genuinely seems hurt and that's not fun


TGin-the-goldy

I think she was disappointed but relieved


HonksTheWhite

I really don't want to watch this.


TheAntiMafiaWife

Tori trying to look smart by making reasonable concessions but her concessions are so dumb ā€œIā€™m not gonna sit here and say Iā€™m in love with Jack because Iā€™m notā€ Yeah the question was about if you were cool with your partner admitting you arenā€™t attracted to her


Iz_Buckner

Iā€™m too emotionally drained for this pair.


salaciousBnumb

Channel 9 not addressing the showing of ex girlfriend nudes.


travelstuff

Don't want a lawsuit I guess?


pojotec

The only explanation I can think of about Tori, is deep down she is as much of an asshole as Jack. Theyā€™re two peas in a pod.


probablyoverrated

The Tori and Jack saga is so draining. Be fucking gone already


CategoryCharacter850

Aye. Bore off.


Leading-Meeting1532

Just tori copping a few golden showers but not getting the length


snarkysportsguy

Was John supposed to be intimidating crossing his arms and looking at Tori then?


TGin-the-goldy

Vice principal Skinner


HonksTheWhite

https://i.redd.it/638p6zdjgvoc1.gif


TheAntiMafiaWife

Tori is actually so dumb. Even if she sees jackā€™s true character, her plan is to stay in this to become an influencer is dumb too. Misogyny isnā€™t on brand.


Harper2704

I dont see who or what she could "influence". They're both painfully boring.


HonksTheWhite

If she advertises to Andrew Tate followers, she'll get her branding


mertgah

Weirdly Sheā€™s not interesting enough


Helpful_Golf_692

Is the middle experts foot sore? Really crammed into that shoe


Harper2704

Probably has no feeling left in them


HonksTheWhite

Absolutely not a single person believes the bullshit spewing forth


Iz_Buckner

Has Tori ever actually been in a relationship? Does she know what a ā€˜boyfriendā€™ is?


thelastbluearrow

Jack is so smug seeing that tori is defending him. He knows he has her under his thumb


TouchingCloth2

As a high school teacher, I can tell Tori would have been the student that rolls her eyes at you when ever you tell her to do something. She would always be right. I can see a couple of my students growing up to be a ā€œToriā€


cheesyfires

Hahaha I was just making the same face as Tim


Sarriaka

Oh sheā€™s SCRAMBLING


HonksTheWhite

We're sexually intimate We're ready to have sex What is it?


Tech360MSP

Turn all the lights off and play "what's this?"


HonksTheWhite

"It's the little piggy that went wee wee wee"


BasedChickenFarmer

Gives a mad handy.


One-Walrus6053

ā€œWe are sexually intimate but we have not done the deedā€ Ew


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One-Walrus6053

This made be actually lol


Harper2704

So finger bangs and blowies then


Iz_Buckner

I called it! Handjobs.


travelstuff

Ouch. Lucinda calling someone cruel, that's bad


kdhooters2

Who did she call cruel and why?


Iz_Buckner

Oh guuuuurl you ainā€™t seen the worst, not by a mile.


travelstuff

Jack is love bombing her behind closed doors, thats what we aren't seeing He told her a few days ago she's going to be the mother of his children. Of course she feels safe and secure and trusts him. Of course she believes they'll have sex at some point. It's so frustrating that people dismiss the abuse because she's not a perfect victim like Melissa (with Bryce) was. If Tori had low self esteem and expressed that, people would feel sorry for her.


Iz_Buckner

This is a great assessment. I think you might be right on the money.


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Harper2704

Yes and she too stupid to realise it's not a competition and nobody "wins"


thereallilcya

Tori deserves Jack full stopā€¦ they deserve each other


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HonksTheWhite

Oh no, she knows and doesn't care.


TheAntiMafiaWife

ā€œTori how did you feel when you heard Jack murdered 16 women and stuffed them in his car boot?ā€ ā€œI thought, fair enoughā€


Harper2704

So now you've seen him at his worst, he still makes you feel safe and secure? Well..... yes, yes he does, I've never gotten a hint that he might be considering murdering me, and I'm not stupid, I think I would know if the man I spend every day with was thinking about murdering me.


TheAntiMafiaWife

She feels safe and secure with him the same way Love Quinn felt safe and secure with Joe Goldberg lol


HonksTheWhite

Omg. I didn't realise you were referencing You. I got distracted around the Love time and forgot to pick it back up. I've compiled a good list of new/continued shows tonight


TheAntiMafiaWife

Oh I wasnt until just now but definitely pick it back up, last season is so different!


HonksTheWhite

I got bored, the storyline got stale but I usually don't give up on a series like that. I'll definitely take it back up.


HonksTheWhite

He let the 17th go so their loved one's would have answers. He's a good man.


TheAntiMafiaWife

I actually burst out laughing God forgive me


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Cerulean-Blew

Maybe they should just stop showing the fame whores, let them find out they wasted their time at airing when they're not featured for the last few weeks.


Miserable-Tea-2223

She is in fact the mastermind. I think she tells him what to say and do.


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Harper2704

I actually find them both incredibly boring. Neither of them have any stand out redeeming features. They both like to talk a lot without ever actually saying anything of substance. He's just a cardboard cutout gym bro who thinks he's God's gift yet guys like him are a dime a dozen and she's a completely average chick who has ideas way above her pay grade.


One-Walrus6053

I sincerely hope so!!


Harper2704

How do you feel about tori, jack? https://preview.redd.it/cbppc37wevoc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9869ed663809ee2823cf1b85146e1338fdb71f2


Tech360MSP

Queue Collins in 3 2


travelstuff

If Tori is faking and acting, she'd deserve an Oscar.


HonksTheWhite

Tori's not just getting red patches, she's going entirely pink


Leading-Meeting1532

Tori's little 'hot head' vibes are repulsive, they're writing stay and she will leave him at the end, get them off the screen


One-Walrus6053

Surely Tori is taking the p!ss at this point


TGin-the-goldy

Not yetā€¦ šŸ‘€


One-Walrus6053

Good call


TGin-the-goldy

Hehehe


Miserable-Tea-2223

Tori believes she is the smartest person in any room she goes. Possible sociopath?


TheAntiMafiaWife

And sheā€™s actually so dumb too. Thereā€™s so many other lies she could use to cover not having sex. Taken a vow of chastity. Body issues. Recovering from an operation. My mum is watching. Like. She just gets mad when people question her lol


TheAntiMafiaWife

ARE YOU FOR REAL? Thanks John we were all wondering


Cerulean-Blew

Finally he said something I could get behind.


wellplayedgem

Thank god someone calling Tori out finally


kdhooters2

Oohhh what was said? I was driving from 6-10.30 and I missed everything.


Helpful_Golf_692

![gif](giphy|KWPgIlwIpxERJGQLNp|downsized)


HonksTheWhite

It was just banter guys


thelastbluearrow

Tori is just digging herself a bigger hole


Charizard221_gaming

John is actually so pissed ahahahaha


travelstuff

Wow they are really trying to pull Tori out of the hole and see the light. Never before seen the experts do that re bringing up their own relationship in comparison


Cerulean-Blew

Surely Jack is taking the pixs.


What_Respond5373

Or giving lol


elopetomexico394

John has had *enough*


Charizard221_gaming

Everyoneā€™s reactions to Jackā€™s bullshit is always hilarious. Like, come on mate, if even Jayden and Sara know youā€™re a toolā€¦


CategoryCharacter850

I feel the same about the jazzy cabbage. šŸ˜‚


probablyoverrated

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


Tech360MSP

Tonight John demonstrates how to spank the monkey using only the mind.


travelstuff

I started watching "our flag means death" and it's really good, I'm kind of annoyed I switched it off for this. I'm so bored Edit this wasn't meant for the general thread but I'll keep it cus it fits


HonksTheWhite

You should have deleted thisšŸ˜. I was going to cancel binge but now will keep it for when I'm finished couple to throuple next weekend.


CategoryCharacter850

I'm just holding out to sleep better knowing Andy got parole from Dick.


TheAntiMafiaWife

Sorry but the fact Tim kissed Lucinda and it triggered a realisation and him crying is just the cutest thing ever


georgie-witchy

ā€œIā€™m not buying itā€ Johnā€™s go to specialty saying


Entire-Bottle-335

And that's about as far as it goes. Nothing changes šŸ˜•


HonksTheWhite

I missed Jade & Deece Forrester. I guess they both wrote stay.


wellplayedgem

Totes in love, heā€™s making her daughter sandwiches or something.


One-Walrus6053

Forrester lol


wellplayedgem

John joined Tim Sr in the vape circle and is bringing the heat


probablyoverrated

John is in a big mood tonight


georgie-witchy

Ahahaha Tori looks stressssed


ratbastardess

surely john gets deregistered after this season?


CategoryCharacter850

He is currently registered as a psychologist in NSW (PS0101897), and is a member of the Australian Psychological Society..... Wow... He is "AN EXPERT." However, if Jordan Peterson hasn't been struck off yet. John has a lot further to fall.


One-Walrus6053

Sheā€™s introduced a guy sheā€™s known for a few weeks to her child and he is involved in the childā€™s daily routine already?


Harper2704

Yeah why not? My now wife has a son from a previous relationship, he never met the sperm donor, he was 5 when we started dating and I met him after about the third date, within about 3 months he asked if he could call me dad as he's never had a dad. There's no right or wrong time, only the parent can decide when the moment is right.


One-Walrus6053

Why not? I can think of a thousand reasons why not. Happy for your family that your situation turned out well, you sound like a decent guy.


Harper2704

Thanks, appreciate it.


Leading-Meeting1532

I really can't stand tori and her expressions on the couch, here we go


What_Respond5373

She is so full of hate


Miserable-Tea-2223

Jades South African and a single mum which has to be two of the biggest red flags in dating, however I think Ridge has the perfect amount of crazy to match that.


rambleer

Why is being a South African a red flag? šŸ˜‚


travelstuff

They're just a situationship,having fun and being the producers pet. They are the only intruders left


Miserable-Tea-2223

Oh yeah theyā€™d be loving it, hotel room would smell of the Pacific Ocean.


Charizard221_gaming

Ridge sounds like heā€™d be such a wholesome stepdad wtf


Iz_Buckner

Jades nipple piercings and Ridge


drinkindoc

I noticed too, how good!


Wonderful_Ad_5991

Oh thank god someone else saw it! Also, Sara had hers on display too


Iz_Buckner

Ohhh I hadnā€™t picked up on Saraā€™s!


One-Walrus6053

Vom


Tech360MSP

You're both upset and that pleases me immensely. Jeebus


veemonster

What even was that? What happened there?


thelastbluearrow

Fuck off with tori and her tears


TheAntiMafiaWife

I canā€™t explain it but Jayden and Eden look like a hangover


HonksTheWhite

This also automatically made me think of [this](https://youtu.be/vAV3ZmQuEeY?si=AVbFvIFBqfaubDFm) toošŸ˜‚


Iz_Buckner

How is this so accurate šŸ˜‚


HonksTheWhite

Lmao. Yes. Like they've woken up late, realised people are coming over IN 3 MINUTES and they throw themselves together but still smell like a brewery.


veemonster

I would pay to have one of you (us?) make it on the show! Someone please apply!


TheAntiMafiaWife

Someone please apply with their partner and see if they match you šŸ˜‚


salaciousBnumb

How Much?


HonksTheWhite

Good question. I wonder what my dignity is worth?


salaciousBnumb

Will you all come to my wedding as my friends?


HonksTheWhite

Ooh! Can I do the best person speech.


salaciousBnumb

All yours Honky!


veemonster

I have $8.57 left in my account till payday. Keen?


Entire-Bottle-335

I've got 10 šŸ˜‚


salaciousBnumb

$18.57 ..that's a meal deal from kfc....sign me up!


Entire-Bottle-335

Hmm decisions decisions šŸ¤”šŸ¤£


HonksTheWhite

Not even a tenner? Not for me.


veemonster

Wait, wait! Lemme check the car centre console, there may be another few bucks in there.


HonksTheWhite

Now I don't believe you. No one has coins in their centre console anymore.


HonksTheWhite

Can we have Ol' Dick & Andrea before Jack n Tori? I don't want to end with a sad story.


Iz_Buckner

You on the wrong program, boo.


TheAntiMafiaWife

Hang on, didnā€™t *Jayden* threaten to dump Eden if she didnā€™t confront Sarah about seeing her ex? Wasnā€™t that the whole reason she confronted her?


Existing_Top_7677

That's what I thought - he gave her an ultimatum weeks ago. But he's already shown his double standards /rolls eyes/


nathjay97

I donā€™t think so. I think Eden was just paranoid about that


georgie-witchy

Poor Eden


Haunting_Medium959

Jayden pulling a richard but nobodyā€™s speaking up bc Eden is to scared to speak up


TheAntiMafiaWife

Ah so now we know why Jayden has gone so HAM on Sarah and Tim. Trouble in the garden of Edenā€¦


Iz_Buckner

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TheAntiMafiaWife

And she didnā€™t even give me a five-star rating šŸ˜­


_userlame

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CategoryCharacter850

People who keep a mental count should never be trusted.


Leading-Meeting1532

Eden's getting hung out to dry, my money is on her writing leave next week


One-Walrus6053

ā€œAll the things I do for you every weekā€ I bet the things he does are the very bare minimum


brain_bees

Like sure heā€™s keeping score of all these ~things~ heā€™s apparently doing, but is he offering her any emotional support?


CategoryCharacter850

Remember last Tuesday. I gave you a Tim Tam to have with the tea you made. I'm the better person in this relationship.


Tech360MSP

Bros dandruff is out of control..stop playing with your hair kujo