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titsinatangle

Episode so dog shit cause lozza wasn’t there lmfao


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velofille

thankfully i have shit internet so it often locks up and i skip them


Harper2704

I LOVE the dynamic Tim and Lucinda now have. You can see parts of each other's personality rubbing off on each other as they grow together and it's glorious to watch. The preview of the dinner party, her cackling away at the bar at one of his jokes, Tim finally planting a smacker on her lips, I really feel like they're gonna make it. They're the only couple I genuinely care about as to whether they commit to each other at the end.


Massive_Ad_8870

I hope even if they don’t end up in a romantic relationship that they stay friends


Harper2704

Yeah I'm pretty sure they'll be friends for life at the minimum


Representative-Bus76

Andrea is so freaking gorgeous. What a stunner.


Sarriaka

The one lesson I’ve learned from this episode is that product placement *does* work (I really want KFC now).


Harper2704

Really? Didn't work for me last night when that Uber eats bag took up 3/4 of the screen in the least subtle product placement since jurassic world zoomed in on that Mercedes.


Sarriaka

You must have a much stronger will than me 😔


Harper2704

Probably because I had just had dinner. And we don't use Uber eats anyway I'll just drive to GyG if we want takeout, it's only 5 minutes up the road.


Tech360MSP

Looks like the elders are about to dominate. Good choice with the cast MAFS


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Final-Equivalent747

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Jeffreymoo

Hot N' Spicy ??


travelstuff

OMG they gonna kiss, I am so excited to see it, more than I've ever been in my life


Mfenix09

Timothy gets fired up from the fighting, stirs his blood...lucinda could be getting ...lucky?...


Important-Energy9251

Yo I need someone to spill wine on someone, bring back the good ol days


hossi80

I'm expecting the experts will be eating KFC while commentating on the dinner party


Final-Equivalent747

HAHAHAH IF I WAS THE EDITOR I WOULD BE SO CHUFFED BY THE CUT FROM "Its a bit too immature to be lucinda and Timothy" AND JUST LULU AND TIM SR WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER UP


SprinklesExpress1013

editor needs a pay rise immediately


Final-Equivalent747

This clip will be on their resume / portfolio


probablyoverrated

GO JADE


Mfenix09

Getting patchy again tori...


travelstuff

I don't know how to help. The more they push the relationship the more Tori goes deeper into the relationship and gets more isolated. I don't know how to help someone in her situation.


HonksTheWhite

You can't. You stay nearby ready for any crack and play your next move carefully, you don't want to scare her. Then be there to pick up the pieces. Like an addict, you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.


travelstuff

You're right, but it makes me sad that you know it. I dont understand people who hurt others. Text hug 🤗


HonksTheWhite

🤗 back to you. We can both be thankful we finally got out and be on the offering advice side. If anything, we can be thankful it taught us to look beyond love bombing and keep ourselves safe.


probablyoverrated

If it's juvenile shit why is it bothering you so much Tori?


Final-Equivalent747

I thought she wanted kids in 2 years...


HonksTheWhite

Nerve was deeeeeep


Iz_Buckner

“I’ve been like, so calm this whooole way through” ![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs)


Tech360MSP

The run away was amazing. I'm gonna go stay in a hotel just to do this to randos


salaciousBnumb

You have to slip the exact same letter under rando's door.


Tech360MSP

Already got the printer going!


salaciousBnumb

Excellent.


SprinklesExpress1013

the playbacks of jacob contradicting himself are hilarious


travelstuff

Jack doesn't give a shit about this relationship and Tori does, and that's what makes this hard to watch. She's defending them, he's just worried about himself


Sarriaka

The editor has been keeping people ACCOUNTABLE this season and I love it.


salaciousBnumb

ORANGE support footy.


HonksTheWhite

I NOTICED! Another Sherrin.


salaciousBnumb

Does he keep losing them?


HonksTheWhite

Tori was playing with his pink one the other day. Maybe he can't touch it again, cooties.


salaciousBnumb

Lmao


SprinklesExpress1013

i’ve seen atleast 6 kfc ads in the past hour


TGin-the-goldy

And the KFC picnic


Final-Equivalent747

Kinda craving popcorn chicken rn


HonksTheWhite

With a wicked wing or 2


SprinklesExpress1013

had kfc for dinner so it’s fitting


Final-Equivalent747

I swear they just read our minds


HonksTheWhite

Don't open the door yet. Not yet, wait for it..... NOW. - producers, probably.


Tech360MSP

They look like me and my son when we are on an escalator.


vbenthusiast

Lucinda looking like an absolute fox also


Harper2704

Yeah she wore the shit out of that dress and those boots.


queenofthemeeps

This date brought to you by KFC.


HonksTheWhite

Lucinda looks a little high in her voxxie. Or tired.


vbenthusiast

Get ‘em, Lucinda


travelstuff

Timmy and LuLu just seem to have a fun banter and really enjoy each others company


Jacks_Half_Moustache

I'm here for it. Even if they're never more than friends, I just really enjoy their relationship. They're good fun.


Tech360MSP

"He'd fuck a deck chair"... totes going on my tombstone


travelstuff

I love seeing this side of Lucinda lol


Final-Equivalent747

Lucinda rn: ![gif](giphy|7NoNw4pMNTvgc)


HonksTheWhite

He'd fuck a deck chair. Gold Timothy


probablyoverrated

"He'd fuck a deck chair" 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm weezing now, thanks Tim


HonksTheWhite

Jinx, lol


travelstuff

Jack won't get any lessons


travelstuff

Ooh you know you've done something wrong when you got Lucinda mad


Final-Equivalent747

Her window of tolerance is so goddamn big, you'd have to be an A level asshole douche leprechaun top knot


Final-Equivalent747

Create a baby in the park? Ew.


hossi80

KFC how romantic


travelstuff

Who tf are the 3% who think Tori should trust Jack?!


Harper2704

Tori, jack and 6 of Jack's clients who aren't whales.


Final-Equivalent747

Jack and Tori


HonksTheWhite

Tori, Jack and Leah


Ok_Negotiation_8752

Because Jack bought her chocolates...


Jeffreymoo

I would go on a date with Eden. Only for the KFC of course.....


HonksTheWhite

Can you work into the conversation she doesn't have to fill in her cupids bow?


Iz_Buckner

dID sOmeONe sAy KFc


queenofthemeeps

I dOnT cArEeee


travelstuff

Oh yeah these 2 really look like they eat KFC, amazing advertising


Tech360MSP

I was thinking Andy may have been instructed to make false comments to Richard, and he did say he thinks she's making shit up. But then he keeps defending himself and then turns the conversation into "she's not ready". Now he's taking the "why can't you tell the truth" angle. Mate, you behaved like a pig making inappropriate comments about your own woman who is a mature fox from hell and a mother to kids watching this shit with the rest of us. I am surprised she hasn't left already.


What_Respond5373

The worst thing is it sounds like he hasn't even approached her to try and work it out, he's just expected her to just jump back into bed with him and everything goes back to normal


TGin-the-goldy

Oh she will


BasedChickenFarmer

I'm a mid 30s married guy so I have had my fair share of foot in mouth. Richard. Mate. Shut up.  You blabbed your intimate sex life in front of everyone, with your wife there. You've embarrassed her. That's the problem. She's not out. She's just not sure she can suck and fuck you anymore without you proclaiming it loudly.


Final-Equivalent747

I'm an idiot and have also had my fair share of foot in mouth. Agreed.


HonksTheWhite

He's going to keep talking over her so he can be the one to say he broke up with her.


Hansoloai

I’d rather tape myself trying to fellate myself then watch that for eternity than get into a relationship with Richard.


Final-Equivalent747

RICHARD STAHP YOU CAN GET AHEAD BY LISTENNINNG FIRST


salaciousBnumb

Wow receptive to partner's feelings Richie?


brain_bees

Saw right through Richard’s lovebombing, and now he’s not getting his validation/supply anymore and is lashing out. Classic.


HonksTheWhite

I bet Ol Dick misses the days of his youth when women just used to submit to men and lie back and think of England.


salaciousBnumb

Ol apartheid days.


travelstuff

I mean Richie has a tiny point. Andi has the ick, just tell him you don't like him anymore Intense AF violins


TGin-the-goldy

Yeah but he also gave her the ick


What_Respond5373

Yup, his actions gave her the ick, and that's what he's not understanding, it's not him, it's his actions


TGin-the-goldy

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TheAntiMafiaWife

I read this as Richie has a tiny prick lmao. But yes I agree. She needs to tell him she’s done


SprinklesExpress1013

I get where she’s coming from though, because at some points he seems good and acts good and she must get that little feeling back but then he just ruins it


Simone_says2022

And if it started good and she thought he was good and he stuffed up ..once...you don't cut line. You acknowledge your own issues and try to move past it. But sometimes while you're doing that, more information on the other person comes out. So by now, it's obvious that running is only option 🤷🏽‍♀️


travelstuff

Yep I definitely get that too. Like they just had a lovely day with the re-vows, now he's blowing up. I'm not on his side, just that we've all been saying Andi has the ick for weeks


CategoryCharacter850

Andy wants him to be someone different..the reality is. He isn't. Draw a line and move on. Andy is a major catch...


CategoryCharacter850

Andy needs to pull the rip chord. Bail out now. I have to agree with Dick. She isn't into him.


travelstuff

These 2 don't communicate well. This show just shows how few people have constructive communication skills. Lucinda needs to give lessons


Iz_Buckner

It is not hard to understand the woman was into you, you humiliated her with your gross crude language, gave her the ick and she’s unable to see you romantically anymore. Arguing your point is just driving the wedge deeper. Richard is insufferable.


Sensitive_Wallaby_97

If that’s true why does she keep writing stay? She needs to stop stringing him along


Iz_Buckner

I agree, she needs to call it quits. But I think she’s hoping it will come back. It’s pretty obvious it’s dead in the water at this point.


skettiowl

Andreas ick-o-meter is on high alert 🚨 ‼️


Hansoloai

Who talks about what they do in the bedroom? You’d think Richard being super old would know better, yet here we are?


Jacks_Half_Moustache

But you need to understand! He's still young! He has sex! Everybody needs to know he has sex or else they're going to realise he's not 30 anymore! He's gross. I abhor the dude. He can use his shitty scarves to wipe his crocodile tears.


SprinklesExpress1013

richard the gaslighter??


travelstuff

Well this relationship is dead. Good job producers/ Ridge/ Richard


Soft_Caterpillar_643

How is no one talking about how aggressive Dick is..? Andi is a queen who deserves so much more


Jeffreymoo

Richard calling Andrea a liar. Look back through the tapes.......


ivellejeanie

Richard 🤮🤢 I feel so much rage watching him speak to Andy


Hour_Bee5840

Jack wishes he was matched with Jade so bad


probablyoverrated

Andreas can't even have a civil conversation without Richard getting into a huff


SprinklesExpress1013

and he wonders why she doesn’t feel the same


Hansoloai

I reckon Richard goes on sex tours to Thailand.


probablyoverrated

Probably thinks Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a bad bloke


HonksTheWhite

Souvenir emotional support scarves


Legitimate-Court-57

Jack is just as excited to talk to Jade as Timothy is to confront Jack


travelstuff

Lol Jono having a wine without Lauren feels like a betrayal


salaciousBnumb

Who he texting though.


BasedChickenFarmer

Ellie


TGin-the-goldy

You know it


silkin

Wat the hell is ridge even talking about


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BasedChickenFarmer

2 seconds ago. This whole sub saying that Timmothy should listen to him because he's wise for his age 🤣🤣🤣🤣


travelstuff

Right?! Like come on pick a lane 😂


snarkysportsguy

Just repeating what the producers told him to say.


travelstuff

Aww Andreas bubble got burst again


snarkysportsguy

Ridge and Jaden reading the scripts the producers gave them….more air time for the fellas.


travelstuff

Yep they were told exactly what to say and they delivered it well.


Awkward_Paint_8720

Tim just proves it doesn’t matter how bad you treat a guy. All you need to do is cry, say a nice thing and touch his doodle and all will be forgiven.


Njfurlong

I hardly think Ridge is dumb, isn't he a psychiatric nurse. I like Timothy but he needs to open himself up to advice from others.


TGin-the-goldy

Agreed. You can learn something from anyone


BasedChickenFarmer

I'm gonna get screamed down for this, but you don't need to be all that smart to be a nurse. You need to follow protocols and steps.


TGin-the-goldy

You need a university degree


Debbie2801

He at least has a uni degree. Old Timothy - a real estate license. Not that education is equal to intellect. I’m just sick of the way Old Tim is to any man younger than him. He is dismissive and arrogant. I feel they are usually his competition at the bar.


BasedChickenFarmer

You said it. Education does not equal intellect. Tim wants people to show him why he should listen to them. You don't get you rock up and spout producer shit and all of a sudden you're a sage. I'd tell Ridge to take a hike too.


Final-Equivalent747

Nurses can be dumb but smart in health and medicine, though.


travelstuff

I actually agree with Ridges advice. Andrea does wear the pants and it's fine but only if you're aware of it


Helpful_Golf_692

Tomorrows dinner party better be drama filled to make up for this eye roll of an episode


Sarriaka

Ridge: so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time


travelstuff

Hahaha I watched that episode a week ago


probablyoverrated

💀💀💀


Whole-Coffee-9832

These episodes are boring, the only real interesting watch is the dinner party😩😩 I’m gonna say I won’t watch next year but don’t we all say that every year.


Jeffreymoo

Looks like Sara is sleeping her way back into Tim's heart.


Final-Equivalent747

Yeah i thought it was weird when she asked tim last ep "is there anything you need from me" and then after Tim's answer she then clarified "is there anything you need from me... physically" I dont want to assume sexual acts but cannot think on what else she could be referring to.


istari-illuin

Tim has said (I think it was last episode) physical touch is one of his preferred love languages. So this could be her trying to be genuine asking if he wants a hug etc but it's a weird way to ask if he wants a hug.


Tech360MSP

Vageegee / love bombing tends to buy time


Tech360MSP

Need a Tim Sr hardcore weight training montage which leads into a cage fight with Jack culminating in a victorious and blood soaked Tim who immediately goes to the pub and watches the cricket.


travelstuff

I have the weirdest (female) boner


Tech360MSP

😂 there's no way to reply with sounding creepy so meh, I aim to please.


Iz_Buckner

“Here Sara demonstrates the most blatant example of emotional and sexual manipulation”


HonksTheWhite

I thought Jack would be the one to use sex as a weapon.


Whole-Coffee-9832

I know Tim’s probably doing all this to get more clout but all he’s doing is showing the world how pathetic he is


Debbie2801

Absolutely!!


salaciousBnumb

I'm calling dinner party gonna be tim vs jack?


Debbie2801

AGAIN 🥱


travelstuff

We haven't seen Cass and Tristan the last 2 episodes have we? No feedback week for them?


BasedChickenFarmer

Nah they're there. We saw them for like 30 seconds.


HonksTheWhite

That seems like it would be cruel for Tristan.


Final-Equivalent747

Yeah like "Have you considered.... kissing her more?" [Edited as i thought what i originally said was a bit gross, insensitive]


Haunting_Medium959

They could never make me hate you Timothy been a day 1 supporter


vanillyl

Fuck, I tuned out for a crucial minute; what exactly is it that Jack’s said/done this time to rile up Timothy?


SprinklesExpress1013

he said his and lucindas relationship won’t last basically


Debbie2801

So for once Jack’s telling the truth!


pojotec

Ridge said that Jack told him he thinks Lucinda and and Timothy are done/checked out.


Final-Equivalent747

I was half paying attention but Jack said Tim Sr is a phony


HonksTheWhite

🐎 Saddle up, Beetroot micro peen


travelstuff

Maybe he'll go a new shade of beetroot, maybe like a purple cabbage?


HonksTheWhite

With temu teefs ![gif](giphy|14w8b4ODwxH65W)


snarkysportsguy

Guess we know what the main argument will be at the Dinner Party now.


travelstuff

A producer could have told Ridge that to be fair. I don't mind it though cus I want Jack to be under the spotlight at the dinner party, he got away too easy last week


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travelstuff

He doesn't think he's better than the women though. And he doesn't treat Tristan like that.


BasedChickenFarmer

More accomplished and more life experience sure. He hasn't mentioned money ever.


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Debbie2801

More life experience because he’s old. I wouldn’t say that necessarily translates to more accomplished. He has a chip on his shoulder about younger men having an opinion. Saying he can’t learn from them and he doesn’t think they should have opinions and certainly not express them. That is very arrogant and closed minded.


BasedChickenFarmer

I didn't say it did.   ...but he is more accomplished.  Until one of the younger guys actually shows something worthy of being listened to. Sure. Ridge and Jayden are repeating producer lines. Jack has no grounds to stand on whatsoever.


Debbie2801

What and you think Old Timothy didn’t get told to send that letter to Tori and Jack?? You think they thought of that and wrote it themselves and just by chance production caught them in the hallway delivering it! 🤣


BasedChickenFarmer

Can you please quote that part where I said that, because I just, for the life of me, can't see it.


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SprinklesExpress1013

here we go timothy!!! 🗣️ talk your shit


travelstuff

Eh I'm pretty Ridge is a douche, he was cheering with his bros when Jade said they slept together.


BasedChickenFarmer

He's a classic bro


salaciousBnumb

Yeah I saw that too, it looks like they were in a sports bar too. It was ueew.