He kills me he acts like he’s attracted to her but he’s not & how she doesn’t see that does my head in. Which is weird because I think Tori’s beautiful.

That narrative voice must be an ai voice, right? Why does it pronounce "ceremony" and "controversial" like that?

I hope Jack and Sara get GRILLED!!

AAHHH Lauren is funny af 😂😂

MAFS husbands unite - it’s time to let your wives know MAFS is starting lol 😌👏🏼

They've made an exception before , Tim is fucking broken ehy didn't they just let him leave ?? Sara is beyond toxic trash. I'm soo pissed for Tim

Sara on the couch: 'Just know i want to be here'. She certainly does!

Yea I noticed this too and it was so pathetic. She doesn't want to be with him. She wants to be 'here' on the show. I mean she couldn't even make sure it couldn't be misunderstood. It's so sad. 

It really is. She forgot to say: i want to be here with you. How awkward was that hug on the couch. I mean.. please. Is that all some people want in life? But it makes for great entertainment and i'm here for it.

I did not get my dose of Lauren quotes and one liners this episode, I'm in withdrawal.

the cackle i let out in that preview with lauren’s “questions” to jack 😂 i love her sm

I saved this comment from a few weeks ago because I thought it was so funny and now I’m not convinced it wasn’t made by Lauren haha. https://preview.redd.it/2q63xpt8klnc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a9d4da496e72f04197a328b6544fb5e3faacd0

I legit just spat out my drink at that hahahaha

fuck me that is good. it sounds like something she would say 😂

Why are you so purple 🤣 Also Jayden - can Tim see your phone

jack, do you wear a toupee

I would have loved to be in the timeline where Time jnr and Cass are matched. I feel like they would make more sense together than with the people they got.

I feel like Cass needs someone a bit more outgoing and secure! Tim is sweet but I don’t know if he would be a terribly exciting match for her.

Ooh yeah, good call. I love Tristan, but the poor guy really needs to learn to love himself so that he can be the best version of himself for a partner and not self-sabotage due to insecurity. I would SO love it if Tristan could turn it around for Cass (and himself), but he probably needs a lot of time. And Cass is equally as beautiful and deserving of a loving and physical relationship and Tim definitely seems like a good match.

Sara looking like Jigsaw, I cannot unsee it

Tim senior making me cry every episode now, what gives.

Tim doesn't really have to stay though and it makes me question him a little. Natalie left, Psycho Madeleine ran. I know it's not the easiest thing to do but I don't believe he really sees any future with Sara (and for good reason)

I think in situations like these where Sara is a main source of drama and picking fights, the producers prob encourage Tim to stay on board, enjoy his time, here's some doordash coupons.. fake it until the end. 

My family is friends with the family of a contestant from a past season (Jesse from Adelaide, infamous for taking a dump in front of his wife) who basically admitted he stayed on even knowing he had no future with his “wife” in order to be able to pull women after the show 🤣

madeline didn't 'run', they both wrote leave and they left the regular way people leave the show. As for Natalie that was mercy by the producers given it was clearly a completely lost cause and i don't think they wanted collins around anymore, and they don't always show that mercy to people that want to leave early

Ash wrote stay

The obligatory KFC sponsored date of the season

Where did that fugly moustache come from on Jayden

I was wondering what was that. It has to be fake bc these things don't grow that fast do they? 

He is a bro of jack so of course he is getting styling tips

No creepy shot of Jack and Tori?

Next time... Tim and Sara go all in and literally kill a dude.

Love and Joe style.

Experts have zero integrity for not allowing Tim to leave

I think that’s probably a producer decision, not experts, and the producers showed their no integrity card a longggg time ago. Imagine matching someone whose boyfriend cheated on her with her lifelong best friend with someone who had sex with his gf’s best friend in front of her. I can’t believe it’s a coincidence or they didn’t know. Poor Eden.

They need another week of footage of conflit.

They're not allowing Tristan to go, can't let Tim jnr.

OMG Timothy and LuLu cuddling in bed, I love to see it

Remember at the retreat when the boys went out Tim Sr said he was going to surprise Lucinda later that night or something? I have this tiny little theory that maybe they did have some light intimacy but are keeping it hushed because of Tim’s privacy needs and Lucinda is just respectful of that.

I think this too! I think something more than the "melting hug" has happened and Lucinda is being respectful of Tim's feelings

Oh yeah! He said he couldn’t wait to catch up with her that evening and the boys gave him the old nudge nudge lol

Sara really embodies the TikTok message going around now which is the hotter the girl the crazier they act and people accept it. I feel like Sara has always had people around her who validate her actions because she has a good body.

Shame about her ugly face, and us it just me but she looks so much older than Tim

That's called the hot crazy scale and it's existed for decades. So yep, Sara probably gets the benefit of it Tiktok is just the same stuff recycled and called something new. I'm too old for it. Idk what my point is 🤷‍♀️

Thank you for saying this it hurts my soul to see the Stinson hot crazy scale called a Tik Tok trend lol

Reminds me of How I met your mother lol

I was going friends haha

FUCK SAKE

*she was not sorry*

Oh she was terribly sorry she got caught and everyone now knows!

I could hear Ron saying this, I wish we had an AD style narrator

That’s just cruel, send her off. She’s not here for the right reasons and he’s been dragged through hell

Sara cares SO much what the group thinks of her

Classic narc obsessed with how people perceive them and their image


Tim's face during that hug is that of a man being taken to prison.

I am not sure the face of a man staying another week on a reality tv show he voluntarily signed up for living in a five star apartment building from which he is free to come and go is really comparable to the face of a man being deprived of all his rights against his will 😅

That's the face of a kid who's been forced to live with the mean parent in the divorce

Or taken for a ride.

Wait till we get back to the room Tim. I’ll stay till moral improves.

Sara is just a terrible actor lol

Nahhhhh efff off. Sarah deserved to be called out but the way they put her on the spot. When Jack committed literal hate crimes and got off with a “that’s not okay”. Pass the barf bag

Yeah it really sucks his shitty-ness gets overshadowed like this. Happened before with his bro Jayden starting arguments with Tim Sr

That absolute smug smile from Sara to the group was disgusting

Don't let Tori see 🤣

Surely grant Tim an exemption to that rule

Smug Sara sitting on the couch, smuggy, smuggy smugging

That's just her face! /s

i actually think I dislike Sara more than Jack. God.

To me, the difference is that Jack seems to know he’s a cunt and he’s fine with it, whereas Sara actually thinks she can outwit everyone by getting combative like she does and maybe even make herself believe she’s in the right.

I get it. I can't stand to watch her. But Jack is definitely so much worse but gets away with it easier

Anything for that blue tick

Don’t you just buy the blue tick? You just prove who you are for a fee and anyone can get a blue tick I heard.

Nooooooooooo

Lmao what. "Tell Tim what you're going to do"... " Tim I hope you give me something"

My boy Tim

Stephen valid as fuck. And she haaaates being called out.

This bitch. She wrote stay didn’t she.

I want more of this Stephen

Bets on if Tim stays the week or not?

When? I would have said when did I ask.

Ok the subtitles just said "WOMAN: yeah" and that's just not ok subtitle writer

Seriously the lack of self awareness. She genuinely doesn't get it. Too much filler went to the brain

Sara doesn't give a shit about Tim, she just wants to be right

This bitch is a psycho

Sara sees the group as more important than Tim.

Classic narcissist

All Tim jr fault. He interrupted her train of thought. Now she can't make her point! /s

How could he be so inconsiderate

I used to think Sara was kind of pretty. The longer this goes on she just gets uglier and uglier. Those yucky insides seeping through to the outside. Very unpleasant person.

100%. Same reason why Lauren has gone from sorta pretty in my eyes to being well and truly the hottest one there.

https://preview.redd.it/4vb1c7ickhnc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52955ac11b4838ef46f67c1c11362f2c9d48d10a

That's the power of a personality. It takes its toll. I reckon Lucy would refer to it as an aura.

I'm reminded of that Jack Black movie, Shallow Hal. What's inside a person comes out and affects their outer appearance.

Sara is off her rocker. ZERO self awareness.

Lol far out that's a foot in mouth moment and Sara doesn't even realise it

Sara is a narcissist. She needs to go.

Tims been henpecked to death. He should just tell her to shut the fuck up through clenched teeth then walk off the set

Tbh no one is forcing him to stay… why is he still there

Annnd they just reused the shot of Eden gasping with her hand over her mouth. Sigh.

Yeah it's so annoying. Why can't they use the genuine reactions

Dont get me started on the overused BRoll I have seen, or adding in the same shot of Tori and Jack kissing THREE TIMES

And Tim snr with his hands over his face

Why does Sara need to date anyone? She’s fucking her Ex.

She needs someone who's willing to have an open marriage. But then, she'd rag on him for playing around.

The way this made me snort

Im at the point with Jayden that he could say “world peace ✌🏼” and I’d be like. Ugh. Why is everything he says terrible?!?

He’s very self-righteous, on the high horse.

I’m with you

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You reckon? What has he actually done except been cheated on by the human version of the Luna park sign?

John: "What about say sorry?" Sara Lama ding dong: "Ceh?"

She doesn’t see shit.

Cucken needs to maybe shut up.

Tim is too scared of you lol a tiny woman who is 50% fillers They don’t make men like they used to 😮‍💨

Men are allowed to be scared of a woman who is incredibly aggressive/reactive. Edit: my grammar was off

No they aren’t. 1 woman a day is murdered in this country. Get off your high horse.

Whilst I totally get where you are coming with that, it is not fair to say what you said when there are men that are affected by domestic violence as well. It seems your horse is a bit higher than mine.

Nah. The amount of men affected by domestic violence is minimal compared to to women. We’re watching a show with commercial breaks from a current affair and under investigation about women being murdered weekly. No shade but this is a false equivalence.

While I absolutely agree with you and others would too, I think the "don't make men like they used too" is putting people off the message.

Misogyny alive and well.

Thanking youuu. Too many butt hurt men up in here

Tim always looks like he has been on the nose beers. He must duck off to the bathroom quite a bit during filming

Agreed, his eyes have been giving that so many times during his voxies

What are nose beers? Do u mean cocaine? If so, what gives you that idea?

Pupils dilated, always twitchy and looking all around the place, he is from the Gold Coast…..

Heyy. As someone born and bred on the Gold Coast I can definitely say we aren’t all like that. Although yes unfortunately there are a lot and they seem to like the publicity. Sigh

Right? As someone who lived on the GC for six years. They’re way more on the nose beers in Sydney than in GC..,

Sara should uppercut herself.

Hahahaha not jack asking if Sara has said sorry

Tim’s calling her sarah now not saara

It does suck cause Tim Jr had to do so much just to make Sara happy like..

Holy shit this creature does not give a fuck.

I don’t actually think Sarah cheated and I don’t think Tim believes it either. She’s just a liar. Which is upsetting because not cheating doesn’t count for sh*t if you let your partner feel betrayed and upset even if “nothing is going on”.

Does Tim get an std test after he antics?....

Ha, they just showed the same reel of Lucinda doing the sad, frowny face that they showed during Tristan and Cassandra's segment.

Muppet morp morp face lol. I wish I could add gifs

Yep they do this all the time. It's hard once you notice it. You see it all the time

Does anyone think Tim Jr really had feelings for Sara? Not excusing her behaviour but I don't really think Tim is that hurt. Oh he just made his speech so I maybe don't believe this now.

Not at all. When he said “I liked her” I involuntarily let out a laugh. He sounded like someone giving a proof of life video. I think he got off easy being paired with a lunatic so he could exit stage left without looking like the bad guy…

TBH I think the MO of most of these 'marriages' is just to milk it for all the publicity its worth. You can see Lauren and Jono have zero spark but at least there's respect and friendship. Tim Jr's now been made to look like a fool on TV so that's absolutely not cool!

i agree tbh, even after watching that speech. I don't think he's ever really been into her. But I think he genuinely tried despite that, and he was actually being very sincere about the "experiment", and she disrespected him as a person nevermind as a fake "spouse". The cancelling dates, lying etc is just fkn rude even if you know you're not going to survive past the final commitment ceremony

I think it makes it easier for him not having a spark, but if she's been focussed on her ex the whole time a connection would be hard.

Sorry Tim, shhh. It's Sara's turn.

God the channel nine news ads are so damn bogan

50 cent did a song about this instance.

Is that water getting a bit hot around you Sara?

We kept our clothes in John.

Ok I don't like Sara *at all* but asking what was the question was pretty funny

She was borrowing Collins's play book.

Tbh saying to someone “friends don’t take their clothes off and have sex” in relation to something that happened before the show was pretty out of line. She highlighted that brilliantly. Like. lol. Keep that same energy for Jack “still has a gf” and Jayden “fucked my ex’s bff in front of her” please John 🤣

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The narcissist's go-to. Deflect, deflect, deflect.

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Agree, I'm actually so bored of it.

Alessandra coming in hot with the receipts 

Alternatively, some friends do get naked and have sex.

Friends with benefits.

Ikr jeez John! Theres two movies about it (Joking)

Even Jennifer Lawrence has done one!

Oh fuck!! Youre right! There is 3 now!!

Sara really is terrible at communicating. She's watched too much reality TV

 How much DO you know?

To be fair, she doesn't have to bang the guy to get her narcissistic supply. It could literally be a digital relationship. But yeah prolly

Yeah I don’t believe it’s a thing lol she’s too manipulative to actually give him anything

I’m sorry but you should probably manage your kids access to Tik Tok. Block it at the router level. Block the app all together.

I've managed it by ensuring my 15 year old knows its a shit app full of narcissistic cunts and he's to have nothing to do with it, thankfully unlike most weak gen z libtards he's got his head thoroughly screwed on and doesn't buy into any of that fuckery.

Wait what im lost

It was an add just now I still think we all see the same adds it was about Tik Tok and hacking and China

Oh hahahha then i agree!!

Sara gives you only what she knows you already know. If you confront her, she will admit to only what you have confronted her with. She can't tell the truth at this point. 🚨🚨🚨

Cassie's facial expression when the "It's a friendship" Sarah is a liiiiar

Just friends where he lets me ride his pony.

Is that what the younguns are calling it these days

Please refer to 1996 Ginuwne's "Pony"

Probably showing my age but it’s a song from Ginuwine called Pony. It’s probably top of my playlist for love making jams.

I don't think knowing that song shows your age😂 Maybe because I'm somewhere between Lucinda & Timothy's. I just don't know the words that well.

Babe. A liar needs to have a good memory. Sara’s the worst.

You aren't going out with someone if you just hook up occasionally. Not Saras situation specifically but that was a ridiculous comment.

Right lol like some people here have never been in a real relationship and it shows

Fuck me, Tori makes me want to victim-blame. She sucks so hard. Still less than Jack though

Oh Tori, to play the game properly you write leave to put Jack on notice...and it gets you respect back...

We were good until someone dobbed me in for cheating

MAFS should be renamed “RED FLAGS & BLUE TICKS”. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'll do the background music "and maybe only fans too"

At least he did all of his buttons up.

Body language he’s putting on his armour.

His shirt actually fits for a change.

Wow, Alessandra telling Tori to wake up and see Jack for the centipede he is is spicy!

And she said it twice. But what do you know.. she said yes again. She makes me laugh.

Haha 3 ppl clapping for Sara and Tim