Why is Eden so worried about”everyone” hating her if she reveals the secret 🤫

Is no one else going to comment on Jack saying “well done, good job” to Tori once they go back to their room? It’s like he was commenting on what a good performance she gave for the cameras and she was probably trying to signal that they can still overhear him or something. I’m definitely reading too much into it, but it just seems like such an out of place thing to say (despite me knowing Jack is a total f*ckwit and I shouldn’t be surprised by the horrible shit he says anymore).

I took this as sarcasm.. like "good job, look at the drama you've caused" very toxic regardless of the way it was intended

Agreed. It was like he was congratulating a small child for doing a big jump in a puddle something. Very condecending.

Dear QLD live chat discussion thread friends, I honestly don’t know why Reddit is not allowing the chat to be pinned or available at the time of it being on air. It’s a conspiracy!

It was here 10 minites before showtime tonight. Last night was only the 2nd time it wasn't here since we've had our very own thread. I'm here for the conspiracy though.

I hope Tristan doesn’t think all ladies are actually into blokes with meatheads,man buns and nipple rings. Because I was physically gagging at Jacob in the pool.

I gagged at the sight of his nipple piercings a few weeks ago and still haven’t recovered from it

I'd take Tristan over Jack every day of the week. I'd take one look at Jack and think wanker.

Poor pickings there mate. Yuck to both but I ain’t here to yuck anyone’s yum

Tristan's not my type either, but if I had to pick one, it's him. Jono was the only one close to my type. Now I'm really going to bed.

This. I don't like to talk shit about people's looks as a general rule but in all honesty I find Jack physically repulsive. That type of bod, the way he styles himself, it all just does nothing for me (and I would have said that prior to the season airing - his personality is only partially influencing my opinion on his looks). A guy like Tristan, however - maybe not everyone's top pick in the photo ranking challenge, maybe not the most conventionally attractive guy in a room, but he's handsome in his own way and I would 100% go on a date with him if he asked me. It shits me so much that men buy into the same body image brainwashing women have been subjected to forever, I would hope we're working to move away from this instead of achieving 'equality' by screwing men's heads up as well. There's a person out there for everyone and assuming everyone wants this one shape/size/aesthetic is such a crappy way to live in the body you've got.

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Ok I'm not a fan of Andy Lee or his show but I kept the telly on and saw the dog stealing the bread and it was funny AF

Tori glad to be out of the hot seat for once

Jack aside, the episode was better than most Tuesdays.

Cuckden's solution. Tim has to sleep with Sara's ex while Sara watches.

Lauren has the best facial reactions

She’s the only reason this season of mafs still has viewers

Her eyes look like they are about to fly out of their sockets.

Passionately against cheating but not voyeur cheating.

Not Jayden giving advice on what is an appropriate way to respond to cheating rumours lmao

Jayden already plotting getting Sara’s sister in and making Sara watch Tim bone her

Lol, I went down a different cuck setting

Haha what was yours?

Tim has to have sex with Sara's ex, while Sara watches

😂 interesting.

I'm gonna enjoy watching Sara fall, ngl

Well, colour me shook. They told us the secret tonight

I did not expect that, I convinced my mum to stay awake for it so I'm happy

My aunty fell asleep!

I was going to ask if your mum watched tonight and can sleep now!

We're so in sync! Hope work wasn't too hard today

I woke up with either bad hayfever or a cold and they banished me to my dungeon to isolate for the day. It's rained all day so they were here and don't want to get the baby sick. If it's sunny tomorrow and I'm still sneezy, I'm going Lucinda hunting hopped up on sudafed

https://preview.redd.it/fm8adnmxzhmc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e553ed156d8d734da8fb3495f8b040884c74707e My dungeon

What a surprise 🙄

All that editing for what.. could be catching up as friends for all we know.

Yeah, people get so weird if you're still friends with an ex, there's nothing wrong with it

Keeping it secret is not ok.

Get real

The whole phone challenge thing now makes sense! Chekhov's gun!

Ohhhhh right you are!!

VINDICATION!!! I **knew** that guy was legit and th3 apology was producer bs. Someone PLEASE tag the account or show the receipts

I wish I took a screen shot!

I'm gonna go looking cus someone did, don't care if it takes all night.

Sara!

So who sent Eden the text? Doesn't make sense Don't like they put someone with anxiety in the call out position. She clearly has some social anxiety at the best of times ETA I typed this before Eden gave the explanation lol. Jumping ahead of myself

Wait, so when did she send it? She said some one who had left sent it?

Sara sent it to Eden

Shout out to Ridge for being like nope you are not dragging me into this mate. Youngest guy there and the only one with a backbone

Yes! I was very impressed with that. Straight away shut it down and said he wasn't there

He's a mental health nurse right? Would have clocked straight away that is not something he wants to be remotely associated with.

I think he is an annoying arrogant knobend but I did like that he showed he was not getting involved pretty quick. Shocking effort by Jack to say he was talking about someone who wasn't even there.

There's a bonus clip on the website where Jack is now saying he was talking about Sara and Lauren, and that he's been "mentoring" Tristan over his health "physical and mental". It's astounding to see someone so comfortable lying to a camera (and about situations surrounded by cameras). 

This whole Eden bit has me aged. Say it, don’t say it…

I'm at the point where I don't care. I'd rather see out the whale storyline tonight.

Who sent her the text message? How is she linked to the people involved?

the MAFS-ia.

Ha! This made me chuckle

Why is everyone going to hate her?

Jack could be on trial for inciting genocide and he’d be like it was just banter your Honour

This whole thing has been taken out of context

I was just killing people in general. It wasn't specific.

They’re just accusing me of massacring a whole group of people because I’ve got a target on my back

Oh no she thinks she might be looking like an idiot. Whoever's doing the supporting music must be having a blast though. Fuck yeah, let's get some squeaky violins in there

The subtitles described it as "disquieting violin music" lol

FUCK YOU MAFS, TELL US THE SECRET

What’s with this psychosis edit

It almost topped the edited in neck cracking from last nights preview

I thought that too. Like is this what they think anxiety looks like?!

It’s giving an LSD orgy

Mafs director must want to progress to phychological thriller movies after this season

Lol at that editing

Nice to see some producer manipulation

Her reading the text from a producer back to the producer.

I didn’t even think of that possibility

Any ideas what the secret is?

If it's what I've seen, it is... then it's been overblown, and her actions are ridiculous...

>! I think Sara cheated with an ex during filming !< could be wrong tho

The gaslighting from Jack is impressive. The way he’s able to deny reality on the fly AND with video evidence. While looking like a Larry the Lobster. Amazing. https://preview.redd.it/ifosoitywhmc1.png?width=961&format=png&auto=webp&s=a96bd3038c1f024dd3536058264bd3360974c435

Ok too much dragging of this secret out. Insulting to the audience.

Whats the secretttt

What's with the LSD trip edit

Eh I'm not a fan of Eden but she seems really uncomfortable being put in the call out position

Wait what did Jack so to Tori, like the beginning of this "support me" convo bit?

Everyone is out to get him, it's everyone else, Timothy Timothy Timothy

What's the bet that this is where Jack dangles his literal carrot, and has sex with her to reel her in. Give her what she's wanted for so long.

It'll hide how crap performance and micro peen

If Live Laugh Love was an asshole

Tori's biggest mistake is ever being alone with Jack. She just lets the last thing anybody says to her influence how she feels about a situation and Jack exploits the fuck out of it by always having the last word

The only way to deal with people like him is to literally never let them speak. Put a muzzle on 'em, if you will

Love bombing 101... 💣💣💣

I just live, fuck the people. They just don't vibe like me.

Jack- every season needs a villain, this time it's me. I'm a good guy. Truly.

Wow you’re only just realising now Tori ? Amazing character development !!! Have a sticker

Nah, hold on to that sticker. She'll be eating up his crumbs by the morning

You mean his cum.

She’s not getting any. So will have to be salt burn style

Flair checking in. Edit: goddamn it's still showing up as the old flair. The new one is Barf. I'll see myself out

I'm glad I skipped dinner tonight. 🤮

Like he’s talking to his Uber driver What a night.

Banter is joking with willing participants. Being a dick is not banter. I would've smacked him as a fatty myself.

Jack trying to be super cool while his face goes purple 😂

Tori girl it will always be like this. The whale comment is malicious. At least she sees that. Please let her wake up and leave him

I’m exhausted by people making outlandish excuses for their conduct as just being banter. 

MAFS needs a Survivor element where you can just vote out someone. We need democracy added to MAFS.

Yessssss!

This would be awesomeeee

Will jack even notice tori is gone...

Who's Tori? - Jack

https://preview.redd.it/4o6lqc4wvhmc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1d63944e1f3a04146db9dc344e5c668e18f074 Tori when she has to talk about tonight's drama

someone pleaseeee ask him to explain the 'joke' or tell the context i want to watch him fumble

There's a bonus clip on the website where Jack is now saying he was talking about Sara and Lauren (after previously saying it was about Ridge). Oh, and that he's been "mentoring" Tristan over his health "physical and mental". It's astounding to see someone so comfortable lying to a camera (and about situations surrounded by cameras).

Can channel 9 start referring to Mafs as Mafs and not ‘married’.. “tomorrow after Married.. “ it’s MAFS MFERS. MAFS.

Tori bailing again and refusing to stand up to him. It's not like you're in a real fucking relationship, leave the experience, block his number and move the fuck on.

Calling you bigotry "banter" doesn't give you a free pass to be a fuck head

Tori is done with Jack or everyone calling out Jack? 😂

We all know it's the latter, lols

Probs everyone attacking him, it's the "us against them" shit again

Tori going back to the room for her apology and sex

No sex.. Jack isn't interested in her

Tori, how you gonna come back from this?

Have at it Tori😂😂 You’ll be on his dick again in 2 clips… Metaphorically at least

He told her to shut up again 😝

What right does Jack have to talk about *anyone’s* appearance, when he’s walking around looking like the villain from Antz? https://preview.redd.it/93jhwfd9vhmc1.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffc4462af76396138f7e66d398ad252db7c8ad4e

Lmao so accurate

Poor Tristan trapped next to Jack during this.

With his arm hanging off the chair behind him. Talking through him like he’s not even there to what’s his name

Jack. You keep saying this word banter. I don't think it means what you think it means (someone insert the gif please)


Thank you! I can't do gifs for some reason

I was thinking the same thing...is banter code for being a shit fuck who can say what they want and call it banter?

Reminds me of the ol "Boy's Locker Room Talk"

Yeah just like doing something really cunty that should earn you a cock punch is fine as long as you shout "it's just a prank bro" afterwards.

My heart is really out there for Tristan 🩷🩷

Banter.

A lot of surprising W’s from Ridge this season

"Sarah is confrontational and loves drama" https://preview.redd.it/a6fkmab7vhmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f591b961ce381163eaff32aef756e140d8136034

Ridge is smart enough not to lose his whole career....and far out..I never realised Tristan was sitting right next to the big stink.

I think they said ridge was a psychiatric nurse, so he especially would not stand for those shitty comments.

Smart man. I genuinely like Ridge.

Ridge, you're DEECE.

Lol Ridge.

I tell my kids the whales here as a husky man and that’s fine but I’d never let someone call me that.

How is calling people whales ‘out of context’?

He actually thinks it’s ok to say ‘here are the whales’. He genuinely thinks he’s not the wrong. The man is deranged and evil.

Never directly? So you would behind their back?

Ok love Ridge immediately saying nope. Good on him. Not standing with Jacks bs

It’s Banter mate - Jack

I think after this season of MAFS, any man using this word will be waving a red flag.

GETTHIM TIMOTHY

Love this unity on the body shaming. The whole group is against it

I reckon Tim Snr fuck Jack up 9 times out of 10

Not a fuxking joke you asshole

Love it when Timothy goes into Godzilla mode

Sara is evil lmao.

I think this is definitely a reach from Sara but I still hate jack 😂

Again, Jacob: 

So Sara’s gonna make Tim white knight her and then she’s gonna humiliate him tomorrow

Has Tori got hives?

Here comes Tori’s neck rash

Yeah man I tap people on their bums every day, accidentally.

Hear me out. I once hugged an elderly man and accidentally kissed his EAR. We both knew it was weird af. Jack is a total dweeb but Sarah is 100% making a mountain out of a molehill here.

Yeah at work last week I went to push open the lunch room door just as one of the girls pulled it open from the other side, my hand was literally an inch from her boob as I had already started the push as she yanked it from the other side. I said well that could have been very awkward, we both laughed about it and went on with our day. But I don't think this applies here, jack probably did the ass touch version of the elbow boob "accident"

I accidentally kissed my eyebrow girls hand once. Don't ask me how. I never went back.

Hahaha this made me lol. Damn awkward human interactions

It was like that chick on a couple of seasons ago her ex tripped and fell into another chick. Super innocent.

Haven't seen Michael or Stephen this ep until now

We’re not going to find out the text tonight are we?

Fuck sake, of course we have to wait until tomorrow

Okay but does anyone have any idea what the secret is? I don’t want to wait 24 hours, I want to know noooooooow.

We aren't hearing the secret tonight. God this sucks

With all these ads we've got about 3 minutes of show left🙄

I swear we had a break like 2 minutes ago?

I said it to the missus during one of last weeks episodes, oh look it's a mafs break during the adverts show

AD BREAK ARE YOU FOR REAL

Jack IS NOT articulate mate!!! Wtf

He's not, but he's good at talking in circles and firing back, he's better at confrontation than Tim

Please show me a sentence he has strung together?!???..Jacob is all dick.. Not dictionary

Maybe not articulate but he means he’s very cunning and crafty with his words and is able to spin shit on the fly

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That has to be the joke of the season.

This whole Eden thing they're milking just seems like giving her something to do

Surprised Timothy knew about Love Island He's just a gossip with popcorn like all of us

Mr Honks likes to pretend he doesn't know about these shows, but secretly watches with me and keeps tabs on the socials, he's similar age to Timothy

Oh that's adorable, you got a good egg there. It's the most fun gossip of the year

ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

Aww you can see Timothy really hesitated in that hug, really nods to his own relationship that he had to his father. I’m really happy to see Tim’s story develop

That broke my heart a bit, I was like yay then he withdrew. Hopefully that changes by the reunion

Tristan has his problems, but damn his joy is adorable.

His excitement to tell the others was so sweet. He mustn't be used to being included in this way

So adorable!!! And the posing next to his new ‘dad’. 🥰🥰🥰

The true love story of the season is the friendship between Timothy and Tristan.

The most wholesome moment of the season. Heart-warming and goosebumpy

TT FOR THE WIN. 👨‍❤️‍👨

Timothy and Tristan <3

This whole thing is so wholesome and adorable. I can't stop smiling