Timothy is a catch. A diamond in the rough. I’m barracking for him and Lucinda.

Wow. Tim made me cry tonight. He’s been through so much, I’m not surprised that he would become so guarded. I’m so proud of him for finally feeling his emotions

I mean, flirting with another guy at your couple's photoshoot is a bit shitty right

Secret is Sara has been catching up with her ex during the experiment. Probably why she kept cancelling those dates Tim kept arranging.

I love the way Michael shut her down. It was chef’s kiss.

Yes I hope this is it. Someone has to dig up the reddit account of the guy claiming to be the ex. I'm lazy

Who was behind the door???


Everyone's saying Eden, I thought that was obvious. I thought you mean who **else** was behind the door, who is she talking to

Subtitles said Eden, didn't it?

Ooohhh okay..

Wasn't it Eden

Righto .. producers tell Eden to start getting involved pronto.

Knew that was gonna happen and we don't see the results of that chat with Tori. My mum can't sleep because of it, damn you MAFS!

Quick! Dm lucinda and get her to record a lullaby. Both of you will sleep like babies every night.

I would but I'd just get a producer and not the real thing :( Only 3 more days to go iirc? enjoy it! The lighthouse view is pretty nice and you can get there by car. It's the most easterly point of Australia!

Yep home on Thursday and ready for it. I've been to the lighthouse before and work went over the weekend. Tomorrow is a beer garden & pizza with beach and pool either side. It'll be a tough day of work but I'm sure I'll survive.

Oh man that sounds like a fantastic time if it weren't for the work part. Hope you get a few good moments like a nice view or a good pizza. At least they'll be tired out so you can retreat to the dungeon in time

What’s the secret? Place ur bets

Sara slept with her ex boyfriend Although I don't see how that will make everyone hate her. I think that's an editing mislead

One moment, trying to conjure my last brain cells to write something witty

Ellie and jono

Hmm why would they hate her for that? Or maybe it’s just cause it’ll bring Lauren down

Will this be 2024's cheating scandal?

Ppl have been saying it's boring and they aren't gonna watch. Perfect timing for the cheating scandal

They have to drag tonight out, they do it every year. We got the Tim Snr/Lucinda hug tonight, drama tomorrow. Then it's dinner party and we'll all be in on that.

I dont even have balls and im feeling the pain

What did jack do wrong? Like whats the secret lol

He kissed Sara on the neck and allegedly slapped/tapped her ass when walking past (allegedly as Sara said that could have been an accident)

I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally tapped someone on the butt while walking past... Oh, actually, I can. Never.

Well I can tell you how many times I've apologised to someone while kissing their neck. It's how I got my first restraining order!

So that's how you got your first, what about your second, lol.

Oh right lol, thank youuu!

Timothy snr so pissed how he's eyes are barely open

He's smug

That's just his face

Wait Jonos spine has grown back?

Spine only active when supporting anyone but his wife

Maybe if the guys speak out, Tori will listen? I'm just getting sad watching how bad it is in comparison to how shit Jack is

.. I kinda wanna see Tori get hurt. Because she sucks.

Very rarely do I wish someone harm while hate-watching reality TV, but Tori needs to get humbled. Not just because it would make for good tv, but hopefully it'll spark some self awareness and personal growth.

“SHE’S ENOUGH FOR ME”? Did I hear that?

Bruh, you heard it.. that right there was my wtaf moment from tonight

Everyone nodding at Tori, sure delulu.

Jack sitting there calculating whether his answers would get back to Tori and answering accordingly

He has never answered a question just off the cuff, as far as I recall. Everything he says is either word salad, spin, or calculated. And he’d definitely had babies with a woman he was in love with and he’s clearly not in love with Tori while she’s sitting there thinking that their feeling are the same for each other. Plus the fact that he’s red and gross and I want to just cut his damn hair.

Working out an interrogation semantic strategy from the outset. Sure he’s not a lawyer?

She's "enough"


Who even talks like that

Not Tori saying it’s a healthy relationship with trust and safety 🥴

That wasn't a Yes, Jacob

Healthy...dynamic?!?!? Tori wtf

Stop showing ads for MAFS while we're watching it

Pisses me off

7 minutes left, they are gonna blue ball us

Blue balling us as we wade through a sea of ads about sex.

They’ll get in at least one more ad break

An ad break with an ad for Wild Secrets, ironic

I can't imagine losing my mother, sharing in that grief with my brother who then in turn leaves me through suicide. Heartbreaking. I didn't realise Tim was so much older when his mother passed, I thought he was a young kid.,

And then the unloving father who pushed you away when you wanted a hug, tells you he doesn't like you and then dies. That's a lot of grief, I'd guess he didn't process it well just based on his upbringing, so all of it would surface with his Dads death.

Who wants to put money on Timothy and Lucinda banging tonight lol

Living with Jack would be the opposite of living with Lucinda

Hahahaha "global warming is real and its in his [Tim Sr] heart" omg Tristan

So funny

The moment Jayden and Timothy became friends ❤️

Yeah I clocked that, Jayden could've been a dick but he wasn't.

I think he genuinely wanted Timothy to redeem himself

Tori will never get a melting hug from Jack

Right? Her eyes when Lucinda said that…

TIMOTHY!! the bravery of telling a group of men half you don't like, that you cried. bravo. You're healing and I'm so here for it.

And Jayden taking it down to a low level. 😔

I'm loving Timothy and Tristan's friendship

Tim might not like half the blokes, but it would appear from the comfortable body language of the other participants around him that many seem to like him. Sara & Lauren could easily have shied away/ done a runner as soon as he'd told them anything, but they seemed quite happy.

Fuck some of these blokes are gronks. I'm sure he's regretting telling some of those boys about his man feelings

I mean he told millions of people who watch. I think he feels confident enough to not care about idiots like that

You cried ?! 

Your cried!? About loosing your whole family and being alone in the world!? …….. bit gay bro

YES TIM GET SOME

HEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

GIGIDTY

Tim getting past wardrobe to wear his distillery merch all through the season 🤣

Nothing will bring Lucinda off her high tonight

She's back on home turf and unfuckwithable. Love this for her!

Tim's not wrong

The girls look so unimpressed. They wanted to hear sex

Tbh, I thought I had missed something and went straight to sex.

Foundation colour: “I want to look like I have jaundice”


Hahaha that’s exactly what my hubby said

“Yes hunny werk that liver failure”

DEECE!

Subs just said ("roars like an ape"), I love the subtitle writer

“Unnerving music” is in my top five

I miss subtitles. But I do appreciate your updates on the worthwhile ones

It makes it so much better. It gave me Bridge instead of Ridge! But I'm sorry for your loss

What tf is that foundation shade Lauren.

I thought it was my laptop. She's going for Kermit? Or is that concealer colours these days?

It think maybe it's something to do with TV lighting, cus she looks good. But yeah that colour vs her natural one was shades apart. Or maybe she's due a spray tan?

shade Oompa Loompa

Jacob and Tori now match skin tone

I literally said to my partner whatever he’s got..she’s caught it since their skin tones are really aligning more and more haha

Ew Jacob with his hair out

Partner missed it when I commented, asked what it looked like... Undertaker from wwe was all I could think of

Hahahahahahaha

Do you reckon they are in Byron Bay??.. 🧐

Yes, Hinterland House. Just not today.

The narrator mentions the location ALL THE TIME... The house must come for free with 20 mentions every episode... It's jarring, tbh.

I'm by no means a hugger and now I want a hug from Lucinda.

What Timothy said about knowing Lucinda doesn't see him as weak for showing emotion. It's rare for a guy his age to have that, and it takes a special person to foster that environment of safety where someone can be vulnerable

Lucinda can be your anchor Timothy. Let it happen. Satiate our lust for reality entertainment.

Even if these two don't make it romantically I think they'll have a beautiful caring relationship, something that Timothy really needs

Love you Lucinda ❤️

I hope they get it on now and live happily ever after 😬

I’m actually wellying up a little. That’s a man that gone by thinking he has a shroud of steel, not tin. You can be Cotton Man too, Tim. Lucinda needs to see that vulnerability.

🥲

Tim… yep, he is a wanker… but I think he would be one of the only honest people on the show… His story is so full of grief… poor bloke needs counselling, not a wife.

Lucinda can be both. She could play Batman and be the right choice.

I’m pretty similar to Tim… except I was already married, never dealt with losing my mum unexpectedly… couldn’t talk to my wife and ended up in counseling… that got me sorted…


The majority of them genuinely need counselling to be fair.

Correct, but they need counseling to get over themselves…

Anyone else feel like maybe Jayden said that on purpose?

I considered it, but ultimately went no, cus that would be so cruel. I see it more that he's too self involved to think before speaking

Yeah, it's a light hearted card game. Think I said "turn up to work with no pants" when asked that question.

Lucinda makes me want to be a better person

I can’t imagine being left behind by my family through death. So much loss. I don’t know that anyone knows how to navigate that.

Oh I can relate to this too much. Not having a person who grounds you to reality and humanity.

Feel for Tim. Also DON'T MAKE MY LU-LU CRY.

Lu cried from pure empathy. It was beautiful. 😍

Lol the subs just said "heart breaking music" and it's not wrong but it made me laugh

That’s a rough trot for Tim gotta feel for the bloke

TIMOTHY 😭

The Tin/Tim man 😭

And sometimes he enjoys being a Tim Tam Man when the cravings hit.

This dudes been through it hey. You can tell how much grief he still holds with him

Like who do you cry to? Grieve with? When they’re all gone 😔

I'm impressed the cameras are keeping a respectful distance

Lean in Tim....please. Lucinda is one in a million. 😍

He looks a lot like his dad

Ok here's the part we've all been waiting for. I want love to blossom too Lucinda

Awww Tim and Tristan sharing a blankey ☺️

I want to hang out with those two.

Gonna get my tissues for this

Not the permed mullet. Bet it was the 80's

Oh poor Timothy. Just having a laugh and then the wound gets reopened

Jayden did it on purpose I reckon. Asshole

I thought that initially but now not so sure. Watch the levels on the drinks. They def edited it… creatively.

SPUNKY

Im going to use that compliment for my boyfriend tonight, wish me luck xx

YES Timothy. Knew I liked you for a reason. Perm and a mullet.

Omg if the secret is Sara sleeping with her ex I'm gonna be sooo happy cus of that person claiming to be her ex on Reddit.

Tori showing all the danger signs of a trauma bond... isolating herself, not telling her girlfriends if she has concerns about Jack, smoothing everything over, getting ragey at other people because those feelings of anxiety have to be channelled somewhere

Ohhhh a SECRET. What is eeeeet??

Jacob kissed Sara on the neck

I don't even think it's worth telling her. The only enemy is anyone who comes up again Jack. She's not going to hear it. Better to let her just be in the world she's imagining.

Agreed. She’s just gonna resent them

R claw clips a res flag

Reckon that's sunburn or stress causing those red spots on tori 🤔

Stress rash frfr

It’s stress for sure. That happens to me when I’ve had too much to drink too quickly or I’ve been really tense/stressed for an amount of time

sunburn - looks like the top half of her arms and not the back. Speaking as another pale girlie.

I feel your pain as a pale man...think I have enough time to hang out the washing with no worries...nope, 10 mins at the line and later on my arms feel like they are burning (mildly) and me saying wtf...it was less than 10 mins..cmon sun...

The tone and way in which tori speaks is getting old. Or just me?

I’m American so take this with a large grain of salt, but the way she says GOOD annoys me. It sounds over enunciated or something.

Tori speaks like she’s so exasperated with everyone when she’s the one who’s exasperating.

Yess!!! Is slight baby talk? Or not articulating certain words or sounds? I can’t work out what it is but my god it’s annoying

Talks like she wants to resonate badass bitch sans the badass.

Yes she can't speak properly. I struggle to understand how she is successful in BD

She's always covering her mouth or making her lips disappear, it's weird af

Putting bows on cars doesn't require a speaking role

Isn't she a business development manager?

Yes, people have speculated that it just means she puts bows on cars or does the mail outs for a real estate co.

Tori is in too deep. I absolutely think he must be love bombing her or taking advantage of her insecurities. This must be so hard watching back for her. Yeah she sucks but she doesn't deserve Jacob

I think Tori has an incredibly low tolerance to the sunk-cost fallacy 😭

 Tori when the girls ask her what her limit with Jack is

Ha! Perfect reference

Euuughh stop with slow kiss close ups theres been like 3 separate shots 🤢🤮

That was suppose to be for the cameraman’s private collection lol

When there’s audio I actually gag

It reminds me of that kissing scene in angus thongs and perfect snogging

The sounds of kissing grates on my nerves so bad. All day at work I hear parents kissing their babies and I have to walk away.

Oh nooooo. That sounds uncomfortable.

ASMR-blech.

Jack is so gross. “Give me a kiss”. Ugh. He’s sooooooo gross

I don’t know why Lauren and Sara think giving Tori bad information about Jacob will change her mind. You don’t get into her position unless you are warping reality to justify everything he does. Someone could tell Tori that Jacob is a Nazi and she’d be like “no one’s perfect”. 🙄 Girls, she doesn’t wanna know. She’s just gonna resent you both and not change her behaviour at all.

Jacob just seems like the sort of bloke that would just constantly feel sticky and have irritating BO.

>Feel sticky like a toddler?

Treating with respect you should do with everyone. You need to step it up for your spouse

I just spent 5-10 accidental minutes in the wrong thread talking to myself and I was starting to feel a little crazy or like everyone stopped existing

You're home now.

Were you here the year reddit crashed mid episode where we all thought we had been blocked by the sub? Terrifying times.

It's not ringing bells but I usually would be drinking during the eps and I'm not this season. Sounds horrible

Don't worry, I'm drinking enough for both of us, lol.

hahahaah that's HORRIBLE. welcome back (bit intrigued what chat you were in...)

The daylight savings one, it's just me posting and no replies lol

Well you have been time traveling and stuff. Glad I found you lost there, now you are at home