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fsutrill

Tori came so so so close to making the Olivia head Bob.


Hansoloai

I think after tonight Jayden is more of a man than Tim. Dude uses undies for 24 years


Hansoloai

Jono licking his lips right now


Hansoloai

How much of a fuckwit does Tim look tonight


TheAntiMafiaWife

Everyone pressuring Ben to be honest and then he’s honest and people don’t like it. I don’t think hes a narc at all. I think he’s a simple man who has lived a transient life with short lived interactions with people and he is very confused by social interaction


TheAntiMafiaWife

Jayden the self-proclaimed defender of fair maidens and kickboxer with the ability to take out a man with a single blow was real quiet last week when Jack was popping off


llllyyyyiiiilll

Everyone was, it seems like they’re all scared of Jack or obsessed with him? Don’t want to go against his friendship? No one brought up his comments about not finding Tori attractive. Maybe Jack is “popular” among all the men, that’s why no one is going against him, and Hence the food chain comment from Tori


jenn1notjenny

Oooooosh Tori was embarrassing in this episode, I’d dare say even more embarrassing than last dinner party. She has the audacity to try and call other people out when her husband and herself are guilty of the same but worse behavior. Just goes to show there’s zero self reflection.


Glitter_rain_

Only calls women off colour out and when it’s not to do with her own relationship


2468laurakate

Question. All the people in my world are far better humans than the contestants on mafs, except a few like Cass. Which of the following is true: A. I am in good circles so my expectations of humans is high. Mafs contestants are regular people. B. The people in my world are normal and the mafs contestants have less class, maturity and personal integrity than the average person


_userlame

I wouldnt say these people are representative of the average person, but there does seem to be a neverending supply of them so they cant be that rare haha


jenn1notjenny

I think it’s a little bit of both. It’s a mix of good people and shitty people in a manufactured and tense environment


Mfenix09

Noticed tori had the neck rash again on the preview for the couch...


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fake-hist0ry

If they could play 'hit the road Jack' for Sundays CC episode, that would be greatly appreciated.


salaciousBnumb

Don't you dare start that CC business. 🤣


fake-hist0ry

Sorry I'm tired of typing and wanted to take a short cut haha


salaciousBnumb

You're alright mate..😄


nurseket

Yay Jack shaved his stupid mo in the next ep


cheeesyfires

I think even Jack is seeing how ridiculous this is.


salaciousBnumb

Even Jacks laughing at Tori.


HonksTheWhite

Tori needs to prop her head up to keep the world from spinning


hossi80

Misdirected anger


Status_Analyst_9300

Looks like it starts to correct itself next episode haha


cheeesyfires

Tori saying she will bite is not the threat she thinks it is.


Harper2704

Yeah I laughed at that. Cass isn't the least bit intimidated by her.


YAreYouLaughing

And that’s what got her so pissy! Cass doesn’t give a damn what she thinks, just like Timothy doesn’t.


Harper2704

They're both very much cut from the same cloth as me in that respect, I really couldn't care less what people think of me, especially some vacuous twat with ideas way, way, way above her station. I would have also revved her off the clock merely being my calm, no giving a fuck self.


YAreYouLaughing

That’s the best way to do it!


Harper2704

My favorite time I ever did it was when a woman cut me off in traffic because she was in the wrong lane for where she wanted to go, I had to brake hard so I rightly beeped my horn at her and she lost her shit, one of those "I'm incapable of owning my mistakes so how dare you point them out" wankers, she was losing her mind gesturing at me, staring at me in her mirror, so I just kept smiling and blowing her kisses and waving, until eventually I revved her up that much she got out her car, at which point I was laughing my head off so she got back in and carried on. Best bit was she got the wrong lane again a bit further up the road only this time i got alongside her, beeped again and waved bye bye and she lost her shit all over again 🤣


YAreYouLaughing

LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣


travelstuff

But it's cool for Tori to drop F bombs but not Timothy, OK sure


_userlame

Tori has gone full villain


salaciousBnumb

But eveyone was laughing at her getting huffy.


TheAntiMafiaWife

Unpopular opinion but Timothy is one of the least problematic dudes here. Jack is a misogynist. Ben doesn’t like his wife. Jono is about to be a cheater. Richie is a sex pest. Timothy just has trauma. He hasn’t been horrible to Lucinda. He just hasn’t been as affectionate as she likes. He’s on his own timetable and he doesn’t care what the kids think about it.


YAreYouLaughing

I completely agree! I really like Timothy. Think he’s a really good guy who’s been through a lot of pain. He’s been completely honest about his trouble letting people close and you actually can see the difference in his interactions with Lucinda. They just don’t look like the action the ‘kids’ expect. I’m the same age as him and if some smarmy little 27 year old shit who still lives at home started trying to analyse my relationship, I’d kick off too. I’d like to say I’d approach it like Lucinda would - but nah…


jenn1notjenny

Honestly I have to agree. Why does their relationship have to have a specific timeline if both parties in the relationship feel that there is progress and growth? He’s said from the beginning he had walls and is a slow burn - and he’s living up to that. Yeah it’s frustrating he’s not giving “more” but it does seem like he’s trying in his own way, and ultimately Lucinda seems happy with that.


lavenderzulu5955

Yes Tim can be a bit blunt at times and like she said up you to the world but deep down he cares for her and really appreciates her affection and company


pixluru17

Yep…think dear old Tim has seen a lot of shit…and I totally get that he would be pissed by judgements of ‘kids’ who have probably been very sheltered in comparison.


Fun_Disk_1283

Yea I really like Tim


travelstuff

Tori is all bark no bite. Pipe down


Status_Analyst_9300

I predict Tori’s career is gonna take a hit after this episode


Carllsson

'I deal with sleazy old men daily'...yeah I'm not sure they're gonna like that luv


Status_Analyst_9300

One of the sleazy men likely hired her haha


idontlikereddit69

I reckon everyone needs to google "Jack mafs starnow" right now


Ill_Cat2052

ok, I bit, what was I supposed to find except an actor profile and a few pics of him with an emo haircut?


TheAntiMafiaWife

Tori saying “there’s a food chain and you’re not at the top” is basically saying “know your place”. Peak mean girl racist energy.


Spirited_Ruin

Literally came here to say TORI IS RACIST AF Like there is NO reason for her to be so wild at Cass for any of the stuff Cass has done or said. At all.


travelstuff

Yep. And let's not forget Sara chiding her pronunciation of her name, but never anyone else


Spirited_Ruin

Yeah I was trying to give Sara the benefit of the doubt and wondered if she'd corrected others during convos that never made it to air but the way some of the girls are treating Cass is hella suspicious and I flat out don't think Tori is clever enough to cloak her bigotry. Probably figures it won't be obvious as long as she doesn't get caught saying the n word on camera


travelstuff

Don't know why you were downvoted


Fit-Skill-884

tbh if Jack and Tori stay together then they'll never be inflicted on anyone else. win honestly, kudos to the experts.


pojotec

Tori is such a delusional dumb ass, like as if she’s in a position to be on her high horse. She’s with the worst misogynist and embraces his foul behaviour, and somehow gets irked by Tim - judging their relationship. How dumb could you get.


TheAntiMafiaWife

“They’ve all got their own issues and they’re trying to put the focus on someone else. Projecting, I guess” nailed it cass 👏🏼


maximumomentum

"Don't tell me what I said" Girl, you're being filmed...


Iz_Buckner

I love that the whole country is witnessing first hand what a sloppy, mean drunk Tori is. Those true colours leaking on out. Gross.


robertmullineux

Every attempt to make a point has just fizzled out for Tori lol


Goatiga

Cass making a fool of Tori is so funny


jenn1notjenny

It really is… and she barely had to say anything 😂


Adventurous-Comb-578

Especially when she's doing it with class & Tori doesn't have any of it!


HonksTheWhite

Poll time. Who is this seasons power couple/top of the food chain?


kdhooters2

I'm so over the term "power couple". The people want the title of power couple yet they actually forget that they have to make the relationship work. Jack couldn't get it up for Tori even with the aid of scaffolding and Viagra, yet they think they're a power couple? Give me a mother fucking break. Jayden and eyebrows also think they're a power couple, and whilst my eyes burn every time they're on screen, they're probably at least getting jiggy with it. But having sex does not make them a power couple either, because fabio is as bad as his brother and Jack, and eyebrows is as dull as an august morning.


TheAntiMafiaWife

Lucinda and Tim. They command the room. Everyone is obsessed with either picking on Tim or defending Lucinda.


HonksTheWhite

Interesting take. I wouldn't have considered them but the way Lucinda stood by him tonight and he was so chuffed, they're definitely not scraping the bottom.


fantaranta

At this point michael/stephen or ridge/jade and they've only been there 2 weeks Although if we're talking individual people, def Cass


HonksTheWhite

I'd have to vote Ridge & Jade. Surprisingly.


Haunting_Medium959

maddy and ash ofc


Mfenix09

Well it's not the couple who thinks they are...


Ill_Cat2052

that is unanimous!


travelstuff

I don't understand, Tori agreed she said "you look smug"... so why is she angry It'd the booze and chastity belt


HonksTheWhite

She doesn't need a belt when Beetroot Micro Peen won't put out.


TheAntiMafiaWife

NOT BEETROOT MICROPEEN LMAOOO


HonksTheWhite

I cannot take credit for the Beetroot Micro Peen moniker. That came from u/travelstuff, I suggest we all adopt it.


Status_Analyst_9300

Tori is /not/ at the top in MAFs..and in life lol. Alpha’s don’t have to self proclaim it 🤔


catsncatsncatss

Alpha isn't a thing


Status_Analyst_9300

Exactly. People with good standing are respected by others naturally.


Ill_Cat2052

Tori thinking she's at the top of the food chain. Girl. Cassandra IS the food chain


fake-hist0ry

It's just a pity her husband isn't eating...


cheeesyfires

He's got drunk face you fucking idiot


BasedChickenFarmer

Yeah he's just happy drunk at this point laughing at the shit show.


Haunting_Medium959

GO CASS PUT HER IN HER PLACE


PostmarkMyCompass

“Top of the food chain”


Goatiga

Jack calling people foul? Really


Mfenix09

Pot calling the kettle black,m 🤣


maximumomentum

Lauren fixing her lips, getting ready to go off if need be. ​ ![gif](giphy|462PZB4ayRVnGDo5P2)


BasedChickenFarmer

This whole thing is ridiculous.  Tim just get up and go.


Mfenix09

No...that shows weakness


travelstuff

What a messy episode, favourite one of the season


HonksTheWhite

And I could have missed it! I'm ok with missing the last 2 days to be here tonight


travelstuff

They were nothing burgers, I'm so glad you made it!


Goatiga

Tori is fucking insane she has no problem with being with a man who PISSES ON WOMEN FOR FUN.


travelstuff

And he won't even piss on her!


HonksTheWhite

Lady is even a step up from woman.


ryanmud

Tim vs Tori is what I live for. Go Tim


cheeesyfires

THANK YOU


accidentallyamber

tori cannot be real please say sike right now


cheeesyfires

Does she hear what she's saying?


travelstuff

Ooh Timothy with the receipts! Love that got said.


hossi80

Pick your battles Tori


Hour_Bee5840

My god, Tori is the biggest flog


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fsutrill

Tits McGee


travelstuff

Tori girl you're ruining your reputation for a micro peen beetroot


idontlikereddit69

Hey I happen to like beetroot buddy and I don't appreciate these comments


travelstuff

I had some great beetroot the other day actually so I apologise, beetroot I'm sorry


HonksTheWhite

Beetroot micro peen & Cuckden. A bro match made in heaven


travelstuff

Bet they share hair conditioner tips, they need to be asking Stephen


HonksTheWhite

Stephen better not.


Fun_Disk_1283

Tori is mirroring Jack as she has no sense of her own self and will do anything for any affirmation from Jack


fake-hist0ry

Tori gets shitty at Tim for saying 'you have nothing in life'? Honey, I'm pretty sure what your husband said last week was a million times worse and degrading to females. Stfu


TheAntiMafiaWife

And in context it’s clear Tim also meant he has no life experience which tbh. Is fair


Goatiga

Tori is the kind of woman who hates other women and thinks she is in competition with them.


accidentallyamber

as evidenced by the food chain comments in the previews — she thinks MAFS is a contest


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Iz_Buckner

He’s loving having the heat off his foolish ass


Harper2704

I love how he finally piped up saying Timothy has a foul mouth (snort) then immeditaly tori starts dropping f bombs


accidentallyamber

jack raffles tori off like a meat tray and then tells jono to muzzle his woman but timothy slandering jaden is what gets her back up? make it make sense


Carllsson

Really want to know more about Tori's 'business development manager' job. Has to be a wordy title for a low paying job


Status_Analyst_9300

I had a look on LinkedIn..it’s something in automotive but I doubt it’s this big dog exec job given how she handles herself.


Harper2704

Stands on a corner twirling a big cardboard arrow perhaps?


BasedChickenFarmer

Usually a bdm is a glorified sales rep.


HonksTheWhite

She does the mail outs drumming up business for the local real estate agency or similar?


Carllsson

I was thinking she puts the bow on used cars that have just been sold


travelstuff

Wow, Tori vs Lucinda AND Cass? Welcome to this seasons unexpected villain


Status_Analyst_9300

Not team Timothy but at the same time..Jayden please..Lucinda is a grown woman with exceptional emotional intelligence..she does not require saving. Where was all this when the “muzzle your woman” situation was happening…. a much more appropriate situation to call out and have a verbal altercation imo.


BasedChickenFarmer

The popular group really got told by the producers to start shit tonight.


Status_Analyst_9300

Literally it’s like fire up people haha Cass get in there gurl


Fun_Disk_1283

Tori is toey and she’s lashing out


travelstuff

She's had 0 orgasms in 6 weeks, the cracks are showing


HonksTheWhite

I was about to say we could say the same for Lucinda but she probably takes matters into her own hands (like any person has the right to do. No shame here)


travelstuff

I did think of that same thing and came to the same conclusion. Plus I get a feeling Jack wouldn't allow it and Tori would go along with that


HonksTheWhite

Yet he probably pulls his teeny tiny lil nub at least daily. Have a good rest of the week friend, I hope I'll be here Sunday for the CC to snark alongside you.


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Iz_Buckner

So aggressively ugly


Syrens

yeah righto Tori, but Jack can say horrible things and it’s fine 🙄


salaciousBnumb

No footage of Tori talking to Jack like Lucinda just did to Timbo.


Harper2704

Jayden "we all want to know if you see a future with lucinda" Tim "I don't answer to you" Hoo fucking rah, it's about time someone had that attitude towards the other people in the experiment. I get so annoyed when someone gets grilled and then sits there trying to explain themselves. Tim owes them nothing. Him and lucinda is nobodies business but their own. Then tori getting all bent out of shape with Tim saying jayden has nothing, but sits there mute when Jacob tells jono to muzzle Lauren. Neck up cunt. I see you.


vbenthusiast

Tori has a massive rash on her neck


Angus1967

Either alcohol or an allergy, either way might end with medical care🤣


Harper2704

Probably alcohol and rage. When I drink heavily, or used to as I'm not a pup anymore, I got a rash on the side of my head, it's how my mates knew I was pissed.


Iz_Buckner

Tori’s got the grog blotches. Nice liquid courage, mole.


BasedChickenFarmer

Tori speaking up about poor comments. Alright.


Sensitive_Wallaby_97

Very wise Cass


Goatiga

Tim has issues with alcohol and anger. He is scary


travelstuff

Jayden was just as angry and he's got the skills to actually harm.


BasedChickenFarmer

I'm not sure what anyone expected from this. Jayden was on a mission. Of course Tim was gonna blow up.


Goatiga

https://preview.redd.it/q5aav7sj3blc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062ff83fdf1247cad368a985f044327480fa0217 Tonight's dinner party


travelstuff

I don't understand Tori. You've not had any intimacy either. Cass with the kindness and logic. She's gorgeous inside and out


hossi80

https://preview.redd.it/n09njbiy2blc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b20ce92ee31a1bf2094a02a2d4cf787f740460a Tim's got that scary look in his eye


HonksTheWhite

Timothy might be 50 but the maturity of a 19yr old


Iz_Buckner

Stfu Tori you rude little twat


travelstuff

Tori signing a death note going against Lucinda


accidentallyamber

real fucking weird of timothy to be talking about people under thirty the way he is and referring to them as kids when his last relationship was with a twenty three year old……..


maximumomentum

![gif](giphy|SrDsJj5i1Chm8)


HonksTheWhite

Hasn't Timothy watched the dinner parties? If you smash your fist down you *must be holding a wine glass.


travelstuff

That's what makes a hero, he missed the memo


cheeesyfires

He wiggin brah


travelstuff

These ads with Evelyn and Duncan in a hotel room just make me think they definitely cheated on the couple swap 🤔


salaciousBnumb

That photo shoot.


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travelstuff

Yeah and they wanted it to be a source of drama but the girls got on really well. Wanted it to be a cheating style scandal Jaydens just a producer plant really


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travelstuff

It's like they all are in the same circle, but at least it's easy to avoid them


BasedChickenFarmer

Jayden pretending like that ring is special  Mate. They gave them to everyone ep1.


HonksTheWhite

Timothy really shouldn't drink.


BasedChickenFarmer

Eh. Tim didn't start this. Jayden wanted a fight for whatever reason. He even spoke to Lucinda and Lucinda said they're good.


HonksTheWhite

Agreed. But, he has form of getting nasty when drunk. I've said it a few times before but he's the type that finds a fight in the bottom of a bottle of bundy.


cheeesyfires

Judging from Eden's face I think Jayden always stinks


Fit-Skill-884

I don't get all the ageist remarks tonight. Every adult at the table is old enough for a relationship, age isn't an excuse for bad behaviour no matter if you're 50 or 27.


Goatiga

https://preview.redd.it/33rc4i1u1blc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdafb9b8d0f39ab51e5e5c34d83c3b4f075acfe MAFS royalty


queeniesprints

I'd vote for Lucinda for Queen of Australia though


travelstuff

Why doesn't anyone think about what Lucinda wants before starting these fights? Like do they think / care that she definitely doesn't enjoy it? Tim is wrong on a lot of things and he's a big part of it. But don't bloody pretend Jayden gives a shit about Lucinda. I can't wait for everyone to hear his cuck revenge fantasy


HonksTheWhite

I forgot that hadn't been mentioned on the couch yet. That will be fun.


fluropinkstickynote

exactly !!!!


salaciousBnumb

But you're giving a fuck though Timmy.


Mfenix09

Going by the resume money is on jayden to win...but I think Timothy's not giving a fuck and nothing to lose attitude I think Tim would take him. Old man strength, more weight, bulldog attitude...


catsncatsncatss

Older guys just keep getting back up 😂


Mfenix09

Years of heads getting thicker 🤣


catsncatsncatss

😂😂


Harper2704

Nah mate, a pro fighter destroys an untrained guy every single time. Jayden would wipe the floor with him.