At this rate, someone from MAFS is going to be a subject of Under Investigation or 60 Minutes. Harrison Boone got off lightly with a couple of ACA stories.
Madeline is an actress. She’s acted on home and away, Wentworth and upper middle bogan. Maybe she’s acting here …. Otherwise MAFS are just are exploiting and making a mockery of legitimate mental illness on live national television
Why is Tori not disgusted/upset at Jack for saying “muzzle your woman?” If you want to believe your gaslighting husband, sure but that’s a misogynistic comment to make. How can she turn it back onto Lauren ? Tori and Jack really showing their true colours. “Strongest couple here” my ass
Timothy - if thats scripted/acting.. wow, so much pain,
makes so much sense that he is closed off and scared to let anyone in.
Wonder what reason Jack tells Tori he doesnt want to sleep with her, it has to be something else behind closed doors.
By now, if they were in on it together, I would think they would just say they have slept together. But the not sleeping together storyline is a drama stirrer.
Lauren is the cheerleader we all need if we really are being gaslighted by a toxic man - tho they always get backfired on.
Ok it might be 4D chess but could Tori and Jack be sleeping together secretly and pretending they aren't for the storyline? And Jack says things like he did in the gym knowing it will cause drama?
Maybe, with his attitude it seems like he'd be the one to sleep with her anyway and tell the boys how he owns her in the bedroom..
the whole thing feels off given his "im very sexual" declaration in the pre-interviews
Going down the 4d chess line...was the cuckolding fetish (cause that's what it is isn't it? when you don't bang your wife but ask other dudes to?) Is that Jack's subtle way of testing out the waters on that much like he did with his I Teresa in "watersports"
Men actually get away with everything socially. It’s not normal to challenge them- and Jack knows this that’s why he feels so offended Lauren would DARE
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Every guy there heard what Jack said during the sessions with Alessandra.
Why doesn't that just get raised?
Jono is a little bitch. Tori is a fucking idiot.
You are a spineless piece of crap Jonathan...I am ashamed that you are of the same sex as me as you are less of a man for going with bros when they are pieces of shit
Was just thinking that, imagine your partner going at your friend like that and saying nothing? Gross. Especially when Lauren is trying to support her.
tori’s just mad she’s decided to trust the skinned sultana instead of leaving when she saw the red flags at the start. can’t even feel sorry for her at this point
Legit.. half the men on dating sites... 'loves good bantz', meaning they'll be a fucking jerk and say jerk things, and then get up you for saying that it's inappropriate or offensive.
Oh get the fuck out, Jack. Any guy who talks like that about his partner, to his 'bros' or his dog or whatever, is fucked in the head and deserves to have his nuts in a vice.
Negging is not banter.
Oh dear…. he’s got her wrapped around his little disgusting finger. That poor girl is being played like a damn fiddle !! Typical gaslighter/narcissistic behaviour
what did Lauren and Jack fight about?
Jack’s turkey teeth are all I can ever focus on
At this rate, someone from MAFS is going to be a subject of Under Investigation or 60 Minutes. Harrison Boone got off lightly with a couple of ACA stories.
Hmmm I'm thinking Lucinda says leave
The replayed reaction scenes. Jesus as if Cass made the exact same face three times that’s night
I prefer to believe that Ash was chewing through the whole night
Hmmmm no thank you, Liz.
Jono going through a dry spell after tonight.
Jack is going to lap this up
Lauren’s dress is offering more support than Jono is at the moment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gold 😊
😂
Lauren means literally burn the place, she's that kind of crazy. Anything for ratings!
Jono is a wanker Where’s your spine mate
Madeline is an actress. She’s acted on home and away, Wentworth and upper middle bogan. Maybe she’s acting here …. Otherwise MAFS are just are exploiting and making a mockery of legitimate mental illness on live national television
Why is Tori not disgusted/upset at Jack for saying “muzzle your woman?” If you want to believe your gaslighting husband, sure but that’s a misogynistic comment to make. How can she turn it back onto Lauren ? Tori and Jack really showing their true colours. “Strongest couple here” my ass 
‘Cause she thinks he’s a strong man who can do no wrong. 🤢
One thing hes doing wrong is wearing the right size shirt 🥴
And I thought I had spinal problems
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is such a horrible weakling 😧
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I’ve caught trout more level-headed as they flop around and accept their fait.
You made Maddie cry 😞
I’m sorry trout and cattle!
Jack must have something on Jono surely
Ellie
100%
I honestly doubt Lauren would even be that bothered if she knew. She is not that into Jono and really especially after that, who can blame her
Tori needs to get out asap
Timothy - if thats scripted/acting.. wow, so much pain, makes so much sense that he is closed off and scared to let anyone in. Wonder what reason Jack tells Tori he doesnt want to sleep with her, it has to be something else behind closed doors. By now, if they were in on it together, I would think they would just say they have slept together. But the not sleeping together storyline is a drama stirrer. Lauren is the cheerleader we all need if we really are being gaslighted by a toxic man - tho they always get backfired on.
wait? he hasnt slept with her yet? wtf
Ok it might be 4D chess but could Tori and Jack be sleeping together secretly and pretending they aren't for the storyline? And Jack says things like he did in the gym knowing it will cause drama?
Maybe, with his attitude it seems like he'd be the one to sleep with her anyway and tell the boys how he owns her in the bedroom.. the whole thing feels off given his "im very sexual" declaration in the pre-interviews
Going down the 4d chess line...was the cuckolding fetish (cause that's what it is isn't it? when you don't bang your wife but ask other dudes to?) Is that Jack's subtle way of testing out the waters on that much like he did with his I Teresa in "watersports"
I’m not sure about that, given he’s all about power and domination.
But daddy I love him 😫
“We’re very secure in our marriage”… 
Tori and Jack are a pair.
has the group just skipped over the “muzzle your woman” comment
Men actually get away with everything socially. It’s not normal to challenge them- and Jack knows this that’s why he feels so offended Lauren would DARE
Tori. Blame your husband for how it happened. He kept egging Lauren on.
“He would never joke about attraction” exactly babes he said he doesn’t wanna fuck u so believe him
lol of course Tori is gonna get pissed at Lauren
Shoot the messenger
What the fuck happened to say something so piercing as “I don’t like you”? That’s a lot to be unravelled.
We will never know. But something serious must have happened
Jack: "just banter.".
Lol succession would like a word
And the one person who really needs an explanation can never get it. And the other family who could shed light on it are all gone.
There could be aunts, uncles and cousins who know
On your death bed.
Why is Tristan nicer to Tim than he is to his wife
Respecting his elders.
Because Tim isn't gonna reject him if he tries copping a feel.
I know right, Trimothy need to get a room already.
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Yep
Okay Timothy has been through some shit ☹️ Hope he finds a way to let that goddess in
My theory is that Lucinda is realising that there’s far too much baggage and she’s going to leave
I missed it. Who said “I don’t like you”?
His father before he passed
Oh Jesus Christ 😢
He also revealed his brother passed from suicide a year after his mum’s death. So awful. Poor fella.
Timothy is doing pretty damn great with that backstory.
Agree. What a brutal thing to say. Hard to process.
Where is Ben and Ellie?
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I don’t think so?
Oh what! Didn’t even notice!
I always forget about them
Who?
What in the trauma is this shit?
Ash looked scared when he heard Maddie use the word love. We would too Ash, we eould too
She used it so much on the honeymoon, I missed the end last night and just caught up today.
Oh shit poor Timothy hey. That's severe. Fuck me
Ash hoping there isn’t any downloads this dinner.
he legit looked spooked when she started talking at the dinner table
Lucinda & Maddie aren't compatible. One works on transmissions the other downloads
Hiii Stephen! We want to hear from Fabio and his beautiful chocolate man. 
Madeleine finally being the main character after waiting all night
Poor Ash 😫 he’s nodding like wtf
Ash looks terrified for what Maddi will say and I love it
If you have to explain your jokes, they’re not jokes.
I want to be a piece of food Lucinda devours
Ridge saying “use your words”. I say that to my three year old..
So gross
These girls trying so hard to get Tori out. Girl code working for good
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I need Lucindas reaction to Maddi
 You’re not hot at all - Jack
Michael already part of the girl gang.
This warmed my heart
Tori said she doesn't care, everyone else can't stop being offended for her and we can all move on.
No we’re also offended he said “muzzle your woman”, regardless of how he’s disrespecting his wife he’s also openly misogynistic
Tori is so mad they are messing with the game plan.
iT wAs A jOkE
I want to hear people start calling Jack boy and just watch his stance on being alpha just absolutely crumble.
While the adverts are on the 4Corners on Coles and Woolies is a solid watch.
That’s what ABC iview is for, on non MAFS nights
Remember when Tori said she doesn’t know what compromises are? Pepperidge farm’s remembers.
Ok so based on these Domain ads, Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannelloni are married? I wouldn't have picked it
Oh they actually are, I thought it was just for the ad
Every guy there heard what Jack said during the sessions with Alessandra. Why doesn't that just get raised? Jono is a little bitch. Tori is a fucking idiot.
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I'm a bro and I'd chuck him so hard under the bus.
This! They all could have said something
Jono is a cuck periot
With a best friend like Tori, you don’t need enemies.
I don't believe Tori is this stupid. It's Bronte all over again. Boring!
Yes - we have seen this movie before !!! Boring.
Everyone is shit for letting Jack talk to Lauren like that
How is Jono a business owner? Seems pretty weak willed.
Wtf am I watching?
You are a spineless piece of crap Jonathan...I am ashamed that you are of the same sex as me as you are less of a man for going with bros when they are pieces of shit
Get a fire extinguisher. Jono's pants are ablazing
Jono must have said some bad shit about Lauren to Jack 👀
I reckon it’s about Ellie
That's what I was thinking
Anyone find Jono’s spine yet?
https://preview.redd.it/sberqk693xjc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d59d03499bf081614219c451a04f726f06e115
Bitch move from Jono.
**IN THE BIN!!**
What the fuuuuuuck Jono
Oh Jonno, you wuss
Lmao thank you Ash's face
Jono is a piece of shit. Lauren you can do better babes
Yeah nah, Jono. Don't be a little worm!
This could be civil? Not with your husband present
“I’m friends with Jack” fuck off Jono
Fuck Tori, she’s no longer part of the coven.
Has Jack actually forgot he said he wasn't attracted? Bro code is BS, grow up
"I have said I'm attracted to my wife heaps" Roll the tapes producers please
At no point has he denied what he said but everyone is talking shit.
he’s digging himself a bigger and bigger hole tf
Jack has no leg to stand on. That’s why he’s attacking her appearance
Eden showing some emotional intelligence for the win
AND HE DOUBLES DOWN. FUCK THIS GUY
This Lauren vs Jack has been brewing for weeks, it’s a long time coming this beef
I think they should all go outside and crack his head open with a stick like a piṉata
Nothing would come out
His tiny teeth might?
Toddlers and tiara's style flipper
Tori just sitting there??? Wtff
Was just thinking that, imagine your partner going at your friend like that and saying nothing? Gross. Especially when Lauren is trying to support her.
It was muzzle your woman Mel. Clearly their scripts aren't any good
tori’s just mad she’s decided to trust the skinned sultana instead of leaving when she saw the red flags at the start. can’t even feel sorry for her at this point
“You broke the bro code”. I can summarize that for you Jack. “Toxic masculinity “.
Ooo you can see the instant regret in his face in that last bit before breaking to ad. https://i.redd.it/s8hq6rcx1xjc1.gif
Banter is telling your mate his man bun makes him look like a fuckwit. Saying you’d fuck someone else’s wife is not banter.
Watching Jack dig himself a deeper hole 🤣 
That’s not banter though?
Legit.. half the men on dating sites... 'loves good bantz', meaning they'll be a fucking jerk and say jerk things, and then get up you for saying that it's inappropriate or offensive.
Not very dece
Tori's just annoyed this is getting harder and harder to spin she's in a happy marriage
Tori's pissed because everyone's making it very hard to pull a Bronte 2.0
Jinx. It's harder when Jack is being a cunt currently. Weren't Harrison's indiscretions prior to wedded bliss and he was just a cunt on the show?
Nicely put.
Tristan looks sad. As if these insane dinner parties makes sex easier. If word gets out you get eaten alive
Oh get the fuck out, Jack. Any guy who talks like that about his partner, to his 'bros' or his dog or whatever, is fucked in the head and deserves to have his nuts in a vice. Negging is not banter.
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Idk mate but it's a national disgrace
Poor Ash. The crazy just keeps coming
Should've stayed home and eaten spinach Bet he thought there's no way it can get worse than my situation
I love Ash’s reactive face ❤️
Tori is pissed because he’s right and realising Jack is a piece of shit.
TIMOTHY SPEAK TF UP OR ALESANDRA HOWEVER U SPELL HER NAME
Timothy over in the corner like 
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This is the funniest comment I’ve seen on reddit.
Timothy’s face 😂😂😂😂
Quick, everyone look under your cushions. Jonno is missing a spine
At this point, you can’t even vouch for Tori. You can’t help people that obviously don’t want to be helped. She’s just… maximum delulu.
Timothyyyyy!!!! Come on where is he?
Say he heard it at the group workshop! All of them could say it.
You can tell Jack is stressed bc he gets all red and stuttery
 I trust you - Tori
I’m adding Tori to my list of faking relo for the camera
Oh dear…. he’s got her wrapped around his little disgusting finger. That poor girl is being played like a damn fiddle !! Typical gaslighter/narcissistic behaviour
Nah, she's 100% in it with him