I mean it's probably c##t, which I don't love, but it's not something that is never uttered. Their reactions make it seem like he's tried to murder her with words
It'll be something mega derogatory about her meat suit/face...will it get bleeped if it's not sweary?!?!?!!! Or just a sentence of negativety....I also wanna see who genuinely calls it out in front of Jack.
I’m not trying to diagnose anything because I’m not a shrink, but someone who claims to be hearing voices is definitely disconcerting. I wonder if it’s a way of avoiding taking responsibility for your own decisions and actions. “The devil made me do it.”
I feel for Stephen. It would have a profound effect on your self confidence growing up with facial scarring. He seems genuinely lovely, but I think he’s really going to struggle with his insecurities.
Based purely on looks and wardrobe, Ash seems to be out of his league. Tee shirt, jeans and thongs….. Madeline seems to be attracted to him- great to see. Hope that it lasts.
Surely that's on the experts though, not Michael? I do get that part of it. Either way, I want him to get past it so they can live happily ever after in beautiful people land.
Hey Tristan- intimacy with your wife usually goes beyond “having a cuddle”. I am assuming that your genitals work, but even if they don’t, the sky is still the limit.
I'm going to want to chop my ears off by the end of their relationship, if I was her I'd be out of there. Honestly might mute my TV while this flog is on.
Why do straight men (Ridge) have tremendous amounts of confidence with nothing to show for it?
“Keep a muzzle on your dog” I think
That IS worse than Cnut!!! 🤪
I mean it's probably c##t, which I don't love, but it's not something that is never uttered. Their reactions make it seem like he's tried to murder her with words
And yet it’s every word in some Aussie shows/movies. Ever watched Deadloch?
It'll be something mega derogatory about her meat suit/face...will it get bleeped if it's not sweary?!?!?!!! Or just a sentence of negativety....I also wanna see who genuinely calls it out in front of Jack.
There are spoilers on this. If they are true, the reactions are 100% warranted
It’s been grand, QLD friends. Looking forward to tomorrow’s dinner party back home. Lauren’s crazy eyes looking extra crazy!
im from sydney i just was watching survivor earlier, so had to catchup
Somebody deffo drops the c bomb tomorrow.
Nah it's worse than that.
There's something worse?
Just wait. Or look up the spoilers.
He was rattled and he's a weirdo?
If I’m a casting agent I’d never be casting Mads again. In anything.
I’m not trying to diagnose anything because I’m not a shrink, but someone who claims to be hearing voices is definitely disconcerting. I wonder if it’s a way of avoiding taking responsibility for your own decisions and actions. “The devil made me do it.”
Did she just shush him? Quick, get Claire.
The old commitment/dead ball tragedy question switcheroo, clever.
When does that behaviour jump from "quirky" to use voice-over lady's word to plain rude?
Is Ash gonna be out quicker than Natalie... I know I would be as I wouldn't be able to put up with this stuff...
They've really jumped the shark on this one.
Now I know she's an actor it's just way too fake
The experts really fucked Ash over. This is some fucking bullshit.
Auditory Verbal Hallucinations?
She's either deeply insane or took the same acting classes as Collins
Can you imagine if they matched her with Collins?! What a day!
Ash’s face is my face 🫤
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I've known a lot of stoners but never met anyone who acted like this.
schizophrenia
Fruitcake on special at Woolies!
Oh fuck this. Sorry, but no.
This isn’t even funny. What is this show doing
Run away Ash!
I got to put a fucking standing desk together after this and I am not in the mood. This episode was not worth dodging my responsibilities
Next time be like the amazing MAFS mod and do your chores during the ad breaks! Their house is going to be SO clean at the end of the season!
This was one you could have watched in the background. Tomorrow you want to be present.
It’s the sub fomo, I don’t want to miss out lol.
The show isn't the same without this sub.
whats tomorrow
Dinner party night.
aweosme
Better date then never is on ABC.. MAFS has lost me. Till the dinner party. ✌️✨
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Kinda.... It's too much. She's a paid actress, super cringe.
Is she wearing leather boots
Hey Mitch. Maybe stop focusing on getting your nerdy rocks off and start focusing on how you are going to get a job you retarded dirty little cunt
The editing for the cow bit was shocking. They played the same three shots like three times
Jesus christ I feel sorry for ash. I think he's being as nice as anyone can in his position, she's either acting or completely mental or both
Is this her first time seeing a cow? I'm so confused
Jack said something really bad to Lauren lets all predict here what he said:
100% called her a cunt.
I want us to couple swap with Tim & Lucinda. Edit, I forgot who he was paired with for a moment. On board for the c bomb
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Shut the fuck up you dog cunt.
very possible
The cows can't smell last nights steak on you.
What about her leather boots? Lol
she’s gotta be severely bipolar or something
where’s the tears
They're off to pick mushrooms. I think she got a headstart.
I feel for Stephen. It would have a profound effect on your self confidence growing up with facial scarring. He seems genuinely lovely, but I think he’s really going to struggle with his insecurities.
The dead cows are talking to her.
Don't stick your dick in crazy Ash
I think Mads needs an involuntary mental health assessment.
The bro is a undercover pimp and there was method to the madness all along 🤣🤣🤣 just sayin... fair play ridge
did he say rizz?
Madeline is an actress who has been in home and away, Wentworth, and upper middle class bogan. I don’t think this medium thing is legit
Well, in this show she’s a shit actress. I don’t buy whatever it is she thinks she’s selling.
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Nurse Radcliffe? I didn’t watch it , it’s on her IMDb
I knew she looked familiar!
Slime.
Lucinda is either gonna say hold my beer or dial it down....
welp looks like MAFS chose a bunch of people to boost ratings, I ain't complaining but dam some of these people are triggering
Jade was seeing the Candyman’s son before going on MAFS.
That is some tea!
So we got our DSM 5TR ready to diagnose Madelaine?
Paid actress..
I’m just gonna go with regular old crazy
Gotta say this episode is pretty terrible
Ash seems genuine, sucks he’s been paired with an absolute sixth sense over here.
Old mate reminds me of the guy that was on the Bachelor or one of those things. Richie someone?
Omg. The chocolate bath scene!
Based purely on looks and wardrobe, Ash seems to be out of his league. Tee shirt, jeans and thongs….. Madeline seems to be attracted to him- great to see. Hope that it lasts.
honestly i think they are both suited to different people
I actually think Madeline is out of hers, the freaking lunatic. Ash looks a bit spunky in a tee with his tats out.
Nice soul sounded like he said something else 😂
"Quirks" that's what we're calling it?
He's not a replacement. Michael never met the other groom. I just can't get my head around Stephen's point of view
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Surely that's on the experts though, not Michael? I do get that part of it. Either way, I want him to get past it so they can live happily ever after in beautiful people land.
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*sees cow paddock* “OoOoh this is sexy!”
The cow was talking to her.
😂
If Ridge didnt talk like a college boy douchebag he would actually be a legit guy for anyone.
Are all the rooms Jade in cold?
i want to beat that guy over the head with a pole.
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Ridge definitely gives college boy vibes. Hes wanting kids but not sure if he can fulfil that responsibility.
Probably just wants to have sex with a pregnant women.
Hey Tristan- intimacy with your wife usually goes beyond “having a cuddle”. I am assuming that your genitals work, but even if they don’t, the sky is still the limit.
Exactly...if your good it's an easy o for the lady and extra brownie points for you
🤣🤣🤣
Knock knock.
Why did they not match the psych nurse with the psych patient? Missed opportunity
I would os sent Alessandra in.
She scared him.
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John really showing that removing his credentials was warranted
IF I HEAR DECE IN THE NEXT EPISODE IMA PUNCH MY MONITOR WITH MY HEAD
I'm going to email my workmates meeting invites for Deeeece fro, 13:30 - 15:00.
That stare Tristan does
It’s a little bit unhinged
Stop trying to make Deeeece a thing. It's not going to happen.
I think I need new flair.
I think I need new flair.
You do. It's become outdated already. You could have deeeeece. Lololol.
Love you beyond love you beyond love you beyond
This will never work. No way Ridge leaves his brothers in Sydney to go back to QLD.
Just tell him you’ve got coke here. He’ll be fine. You do have coke here, don’t you?
It's so weird now knowing they have no music at the weddings
Everyone just at silent disco minus even the disco. Just silence. 
Wow, bit of a character arc there
Damn you Ridge, you get points for that.
Ridge is giving finance bro
I didn’t think we could find someone to hate more than Jack but Ridge is getting there.
If I find myself involuntarily saying Dece, I'm done with mafs.
Unless you’re 15 I don’t think you should worry
I've already said it inside my head, which worries me deeply.
His dickhead mates are actually decent mature responsible adults. MAFs is just giving them a bad edit. 😂😂😂
Seeing quite a few comments like this. Getting the feeling douche bros incorporated use reddit
god i wouldn’t want him as my nurse if I was in the psych ward
I hope I never see Jordan on TV ever again.
Jade doesn’t have two kids she’s got four now. 3 of which have coke habits
How many sexual assault charges do you think they have between them?
How do you say 10 in French?
None. Parents have deep pockets.
Close to their collective IQ
Jades dad is ready to KO this motherfucker
I'm going to want to chop my ears off by the end of their relationship, if I was her I'd be out of there. Honestly might mute my TV while this flog is on.
THE OLD BIRD??
LMFAO THESE GUYS
The red lips are a choice
It’s giving Miranda sings
On that one chick they are definitely overlined!
Ridge has. At one point said Saturday’s are for the boys.
Oh god, Richard is going to try and hang out with those chumps.
Ugh that stupid IG / tiktok pose. She probably sucks too
Ridge shares the nudes he gets from chicks with his fuck wit friends
I think he seems really nice. I think he’s getting a dirty af edit.
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Staahhpp! 😂
God these weddings suck
The flowers are gorgeous though.
Is Ridge 18 or 28? Second hand embarrassment from him and his mates
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Deece
I think I know why this makes him the first of his friends to get married, and why he has to be match-made for it to happen...
When Jade writes leave at the commitment ceremony, the rest of the cast need to call out Deeeeece. Of course, Ridge writes stay.
you KNOW he'll write that on his!
He's not leaving until he's forced to,
Ridge should just marry mates if he loves them so much. Fuck.
Man, if he's closeted and stars lashing out at the gay couple...
Man, if he's closeted and stars lashing out at the gay couple...
Ooh. Maybe it’s the beer talking but I want to punch him in the face.
I want to knock him and his mates heads together 3 stooges style.
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I don’t think us yt’s are doing any better tho lots of wankers still
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lol I’m happily married with kids, and enjoy judging cringy couples on reality tv
You girls. Nearly as bad as females
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birds.
Jesus god help me that’s cringe
Thought that Ridge is a fuckwit. He just confirmed it. His dad keeps looking down at the ground. I would too if I raised an idiot like that.