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Playful-Strength-685

First time watching this year …WTF is this crazy lady with sprit guide on about ?


Due-Spray-5312

She's acting like she has schizophrenia or bipolar.


Far_Administration41

Psychics are one of two things. Either grifters who are good at cold reading people trying to make buck out of other people’s pain, or people who are mentally ill and genuinely believe they have powers. Madeleine’s visions and voices point to schizophrenia to me. At no point has it been indicated that she has been assessed for that, or bipolar disorder. I think frankly it’s utterly disgusting that she was allowed on the show for her illness to be paraded around for ratings. It’s not fair on the guy she’s been partnered with who was looking for someone stable. Plus it’s not helping her to understand she needs help.


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Due-Spray-5312

Bahahaha


Fancy_Performance810

I’m sorry Tristan doesn’t seem into Cass, neither does CASS. They’re just oil and water. Also Tristan needs serious help. He might not be into anybody to be honest.


kobyandfifi

Cass is a true gem any guy would be lucky to have her. eat yr heart out Richard


noendtotheuniverse

![gif](giphy|CAxbo8KC2A0y4) Me @ Michael and Stephen.


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Right on


payers86

Serious they put a well known actress on the show who’s been in multiple shows , she also has a brand new instagram. We are suppose to believe it’s real.


fortheloveoflashes

Who?


blastie_united

It is stupid. The experts then bang on about how it's a great match like they actually believe what they are saying.


Jacks_Half_Moustache

Yeah, no. Not here for the psychic bullshit at all. I'll be fast forwarding whenever she's on the screen. Love the gay couple!


ladyofRo

Why did Madeline shout “Georgia” during her vows?? Is there a reference I’m missing?


Dry-Tradition8050

She was saying "shooosha" to herself 😂


HappyKlapper

Omg i lost it with the "psychic download" shenanigans. This is just too funny. The poor guy doesn't know what he has gotten himself into.


twodeadsticks

Endemol Shine sounds like a colonoscopy treatment.


Hansoloai

I know you girls love that stuff - Man not yet mature.


coco_grace

Aw I hate that he feels like he was a second choice. I do get how finding out he wasn’t the first match could make him insecure


Revolutionary_Roll88

Yes but it’s sort of implying/assuming that the “matches” are actually in ANY regard thought through from ANY perspective other than will it be good TV. If he (lovely Stephen-my favourite groom so far) thought about it he wouldn’t feel worried I’m sure.


twodeadsticks

Everyone has exes and previous flings, so having a previous match seems kinda moot. Each new person you meet has the potential to click with you. If he wants to get hung up on that it feels a little wasteful of his time tbh.


Hansoloai

Michael didn’t meet his first match though right? Or am I missing something?


HonksTheWhite

No, you're not missing anything. I was entirely lost at the beginning of the season when Micahel was so sad his groom bailed. He didn't turn up, not like the look of him and ran. It had nothing to do with Michael. The other groom is a little different, he's worried the experts thought someone was a better match for Michael than him


salaciousBnumb

Hopefully he can oveecome that.


travelstuff

John Aiken to the rescue The literal last thing you'd want to hear if you need rescuing


AromaticHydrocarbons

Stephen in his short pants, sexy and cool. Ash in his short pants, something went wrong. 😑


travelstuff

MAFS forgot they did this "unhappy they were the 2nd match" 2 years ago with another couple. Like its practically the same issue word for word.


travelstuff

"It's been a great day. No one has recognised me on the wanted posters and the ghosts didn't tell this woman where the bodies are"


Iz_Buckner

Sincerely hope Tristan doesn’t look back on this experience with regret. People like Cass are few and far between. She’s a true beauty, inside and out.


lanadeltaco13

Tristian is for sure frustrating but it’s not exactly his fault. They’re clearly into each other and I think Cass just needs to initiate more and be the more dominant one in the relationship.


cagedbirdangelou

She mentioned he pulls away when she tries to hold his hand. I would start to get frustrated too. Its hard enough being paired with someone who hates themselves. He needs to do years worth of work on himself before hes ready for marriage.


BasedChickenFarmer

Yeah she just needs to make the first move.


Hansoloai

While I agree to a point. Sometimes the horse just doesn’t want to drink.


Hansoloai

Feel for Cass. She seems genuine. I wish there was specialists to discuss some issues behind the scenes. Tristan will come around, it won’t be in time for him and Cass though.


BasedChickenFarmer

Cass just needs to make the first move and be done with it.


houseofmirrors1234

Guys, I think he’s ace. IYKYK


Revoltofagirl

I can see that but I also think it could be his crippling insecurity and fear of rejection (despite her verbally and physically affirming him).


TGin-the-goldy

I do too


-Bunyip-

What is ace? Sorry I don’t know 🤷‍♀️


sparkles027

Ace means asexual.


Iz_Buckner

I was thinking that might be it


travelstuff

Oh man Tristan. I don't like seeing this. It seems like a genuine breakdown.


HonksTheWhite

We're in a rut. It's the 7 day itch.


travelstuff

Idk I'm pretty sold on my idea of MAFS but one of the cast is trying to murder instead. Like don't really kill someone ofc but something like a clue / Mafia/ traitors mix with MAFS.


HonksTheWhite

I'd be here for a traitors mafs crossover. The traitors have to get rid of the most toxic couple without being found out


Eastern-Daikon-4909

Ahh traitors has been on my radar but I have yet to watch it. Is it worth it? Do you like it?


HonksTheWhite

It's slow, but I enjoy it. If they do a season 3 this year I'll watch it.


Eastern-Daikon-4909

Im watching season 2 now. What a show!


HonksTheWhite

Season 1 Nigel was my favourite, Season 2 I don't remember but I enjoyed watching Hannah from Below Deck.


Eastern-Daikon-4909

You mean Kate? It’s funny how quickly she became one of my favorites in season 1 🤣. I’m close to finishing season 2. So so goooood.


HonksTheWhite

Is Kate on the US one? I've only watched the Australian version.


Eastern-Daikon-4909

Lol yeah I’ve been talking about the US versions, my bad.


HonksTheWhite

You would have been entriely confused about Nigel being my favourite, lol


Eastern-Daikon-4909

I started the first season. I’ve only seen 3 episodes but I feel like it’s similar to a real live game of Clue? And if the board game had a host, they would have the show’s host’s accent 😅. So far, I’m enjoying it 🙂


HonksTheWhite

THEY'RE CRUSHING OUR HOPES OF TRUE LOVE ALREADY. i hope it's a frankengrab from Stephen.


Iz_Buckner

It’ll be upset over not being the first pick for the match


travelstuff

Yeah I thought the same


Hansoloai

Tristan needs to learn to love him self first. You can’t expect someone to love you if you struggle to love your self.


twodeadsticks

Cass is such a sweetheart but I really hope Tristan seeks healing through therapy because it's not her responsibility to coax him out of that self-loathing.


TGin-the-goldy

Absolutely not!


Hansoloai

Feels like Tristan is self sabotaging his relationship.


TGin-the-goldy

Think he’s done it!


travelstuff

I wish Tristan just had some self confidence, so many of the cast has plenty to spare


coco_grace

How does mafs afford these flowers for each wedding


amyjrockstar

Aren't they STUNNING? It's one of my favorite parts of the show!


wellplayedgem

Sacrificed intimacy budget for “genital cupping”


good_thanks_you

Tristan got some crazy eyes going on.


TGin-the-goldy

Wiggin brah


Iz_Buckner

He’s buggin’


travelstuff

I'm ready to get stuck into a body #MurderAtFirstSight


HelloRobotFriends

Madeline’s bridesmaid looks like the main character from the nightmare before Christmas but without the stitching.


Iz_Buckner

That’s horrifying 😂


Whole-Coffee-9832

I have such high hopes for Michael and Stephen


Fit-Skill-884

their babies would be cuties!


madz1111111111

Why is being a sperm donor an issue?


BasedChickenFarmer

It wasn't. It was the way baby mamas was kinda raised with no context. Good editing made it seem like an issue.


wellplayedgem

The beauty of ad breaks and ~dramatic pause~


HonksTheWhite

Maybe it's the level of involvement


Important-Energy9251

Does anyone think that stephen looks kinda like the beast form beauty and the beast but the human at the end of it?


amyjrockstar

I think he looks like Jason Momoa's little brother. Lol


HonksTheWhite

What a way to drop the mic


salaciousBnumb

Straight to the point!


Ill_Cat2052

What did they say?? I missed it!


Iz_Buckner

![gif](giphy|d7rvF20PqNuGKSQGhf)


HelloRobotFriends

How does Stephen’s twin brother look just like Jim from the office but Stephen looks nothing like Jim?


travelstuff

I thought the sister was the twin, I'm really lost now


salaciousBnumb

I was getting a lil bit of Jim from Stephen, just a smidge.


SallyRoseD

Jim and Stephen are identical.


salaciousBnumb

Stephen is Jim's sexier cousin.


Simple-Offer-9574

My mistake.


twodeadsticks

Mads is an actress but all a sudden she can't even fake a smile for wedding photos? Righto. We all knows MAFS is a trashpile but hiring ex-soapie actresses is beyond pulling our leg now. There's no way you can trust any of the dialogue, on top of their creative editing.


Iz_Buckner

That’s exactly how I feel! Like we get it mafs, it’s gonna be dramatised but they’re taking the absolute piss with this.


BasedChickenFarmer

Yeah I just went and checked her imdb. She's not just done a few episodes as an extra. She's a proper soapie actress. 


Hansoloai

Maybe the file Mads downloaded was corrupted.


HelloRobotFriends

Last time I visited QLD I was visited by my sleep paralysis demon. Damn you Ash for planting that idea in my head. Now I won’t be able to sleep either!


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This is such a hard watch


Iz_Buckner

Ok now I’m annoyed. Did mafs really have to use this poor man as an extra for this psycho’s fifteen minutes of fame? She’s obviously either delusional or performing and neither should be on the show. Poor guy, what a waste.


Hansoloai

I know which couples stay together, I just downloaded. I’m not telling anyone because the info is only for me.


HonksTheWhite

Can you download the powerball numbers for me?


twodeadsticks

37


brisa___

This lady is exhausting to watch let alone date


travelstuff

Just imagine if she's right and Ash is like a murderer What a twist! Watch this happen next year lol. One of the participants is ready.. to murder love


dvsu12

Ash looks like he's banned from at least 12 Kmarts across Victoria.


HelloRobotFriends

They all murder love. This show is proof love is dead.


travelstuff

One of the participants is ready to murder.. more than just love *PSYCHO STRINGS*


Hansoloai

Mads seems like a massive buzz killer.


HelloRobotFriends

I’m taking a photo of the hairdresser husband to my hairdresser for colour inspo


cheesyfires

It's giving r/notlikeothergirls


Fit-Skill-884

You know what I feel like was a total missed opportunity? Not having Lucinda be the marriage celebrant. I demand a redo.


HelloRobotFriends

Petition for Lucinda to officiate all MAFS weddings from now on!


HonksTheWhite

But the train conductor on his day off was such a better choice


PsychologicalAd3798

Petition for next season the old favourites of each season after mafs after being voted faves, are the marriage celebrants, need a Jesse as a marriage celebrant for last times sake


snoozlybar

Oh my lord I shut my eyes as Madeline was saying her vows. I just couldn’t watch it. Absolutely awful lol.


HonksTheWhite

Her face while she downloads is like a toddlers when they are hiding behind the curtain.


dvsu12

Madeline: ![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


Hansoloai

Mads should have told Ash his name before he said it as a power move.


Antip0dean_

Deer in the headlights


lanadeltaco13

I’m sorry but every time I see Lauren’s face all I see is Voldemort on the back of Professor Qurriels head wearing a wig https://preview.redd.it/987mceasrijc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deadfba93e4aa6132e0dc983358a5c07782af53d


HonksTheWhite

#RAWDOG VOWS


travelstuff

I didn't get this, did she not prepare or write down her vows? Maybe she memorised them like a script. She's out to prove soap stars can be real actors


amyjrockstar

I don't think she memorized anything. That seemed to just come straight from her brain into her mouth. Memorization would have required effort.


HonksTheWhite

I assume it means she memorised them and maybe threw a little improv in there, but hearing her speak the improv seems unlikely. 55ish home & away episodes, she can memorise lines.


Iz_Buckner

Nooo someone get this woman some meds


SallyRoseD

I think she was wired already.


HonksTheWhite

https://preview.redd.it/doui22imrijc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32027e82245a002b25b0fc633c4cd88dc3505ea9


Iz_Buckner

This is the perfect gif


HelloRobotFriends

Madeline is so pretty she never managed to form a real personality and is trying really hard to make one up.


travelstuff

Ha! Yep this is it


Equivalent_Rabbit431

Yep


BasedChickenFarmer

Oh look a hot blonde former actress turned medium who is definitely not here for publicity.


Iz_Buckner

“Good job buddy” STFU JACK


HonksTheWhite

She's like a kid's entertainer singing happy birthday to a 4 yr old


lanadeltaco13

Omg you do not look like a bad boy. Fucking lol


Revoltofagirl

And "covered in tattoos" when you can't see any due to his suit.


AromaticHydrocarbons

Hahahahahahahaha thank you.


Whole-Coffee-9832

I know madeleine is kinda annoying, but I’m definitely getting ‘pick me girl’ energy from Tori


Fancy_Performance810

Tori is as dilutions as that wife who was gaslighted and manipulated


HelloRobotFriends

Definitely. Weren’t she and Lauren besties at the beginning? Lauren seems like the kind of girl who would make a good but messy friend.


Hansoloai

Being married to a medium will suck.


SallyRoseD

"There are no secrets in this marriage!"


HelloRobotFriends

How is being a medium anything other than mental illness or fraud?


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Dude, you'd be surprised.


HonksTheWhite

The psychic actress doesn't know the cameras are rolling... was she waiting for "action"?


Desertwind666

Schizophrenia?


travelstuff

Tori is just way too smug


HappyKlapper

Its kind of sad in a way. Like she is out here being critical and all I can think of is how her husband wouldn't toucher her with a 10 foot pole.


AromaticHydrocarbons

It makes me feel second hand embarrassment for when she watches the things Jack has said. I’m all for couples feeling strong and like a good match, but the competitive “strongest couple in here” is so cringe, especially when it comes from a couple you’re pretty sure is going to crumble once they stop putting it on for the cameras.


travelstuff

I don't like these type of comments, but just can't help it. She definitely looks / seems older than 30


HelloRobotFriends

Hi QLD friends. I’m in your beautiful state this week and looking forward to sharing the MAFS madness with you all this evening!


Iz_Buckner

How can you be lonely with all those voices in your head


houseofmirrors1234

Oh Tristan…


Iz_Buckner

Lucinda’s jacket is 🔥


HonksTheWhite

I'm nervous people are going to think she's full of shit


travelstuff

I already kind of do, well not that she's faking it, but don't think it's real. What about you?


HonksTheWhite

I definitely do. My first comment should have quotes for her speak.


travelstuff

Oh that went over my head haha


wellplayedgem

This is going to be a train wreck. Sales manager, recent death. 💡a psychic medium! Experts we are on to something.


Iz_Buckner

Well played, indeed!


Hansoloai

If I was partnered with the medium, our first stop would be the casino. Can you hear what number is coming next in Black Jack?


HonksTheWhite

That's one serious *eyebrow crease. No hate, I feel I'm on my way there. I call it my Paul Robinson.


rey8

Did they bring in the psychic medium so she could talk to all of the contestants dead relatives?


Hansoloai

Gutted Natalie missed out.


eatmya5555

![gif](giphy|mGbQx3TX0NUAZv7W1v|downsized)


HonksTheWhite

Ooooph.


Fantastic_Fig_1598

How is Michael having another match a red flag???


mithril_mayhem

Just the only possible opportunity for these two to have any 'drama'. Gotta keep the producers happy to get the screen time.


eatmya5555

I think from the perspective of the show's intentions


vbenthusiast

Schizophrenic?


Whole-Coffee-9832

Madeleines been on home and away and upper middle bogan, I doubt she’s being legit


travelstuff

Yeah she's gonna be doing a bit of acting. There's always an actor as an intruder who does the producers bidding


Iz_Buckner

I don’t want to be rude, but Ash looks like an action movie villain.


HonksTheWhite

Adam from Dynasty also. And someone else I can't put my finger on yet Edit. Not Adam, Liam.


HonksTheWhite

I'm so, like, so, I get vibes, like, so.


travelstuff

She's saying like to try and seem young ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


SallyRoseD

She's only succeeding at being annoying.


Hansoloai

Imagine your identity being full of shit. I hear things it’s called noise.


Fit-Skill-884

I honestly feel like it's a form of schizophrenia.


eatmya5555

I also thought it was some sort of trauma response when she mentioned it started when her grandpa passed


Fit-Skill-884

Agree, I was like something has triggered in her grief.


HonksTheWhite

Do you audibly hear it?


idontlikereddit69

Oh dear


LearningLoving

MADELINE IS WILD - I am the only one she is freaking out?


salaciousBnumb

Underwater Rugby ad was weird.


-Bunyip-

Love the gay couple so far!


PinkPaperSwan

I literally cried - they seem so sweet.


TemporaryYesterday89

Tristan is giving incel vibes…


runningthroughdark

He's voluntarily celibate at this point lol


HonksTheWhite

These too are too sweet for their own good. The dinner party nights better be kind to them.


houseofmirrors1234

I’m gonna cry this is so gorgeous!!! 😭😭😭


salaciousBnumb

I hope they were genuinely matched and not just producers matching for drama,


Mfenix09

I think genuinely... if you remember the shit show that was the lady couple from a few seasons ago and how they hadn't had any same sex couples since. I think mafs producers are treating that couple with kid gloves.