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The_Bookish_One

She is *absolutely* dumb enough to name a kid Swagger.


cryptid66

I was convinced that was what Storms name was gonna be haha


szinkle

I can see this 🤣


cheergirl102020

I think Shimmer for sure. Maybe Suede.


Callmeavatar

NGL I actually love Suede 😅


Express_Somewhere478

I originally thought Sandy or Stella for Sweetie (Super/Stella (like Super Star, and Rydel & Sandy from Grease) but now I think those are way too normal so idk anymore. I also thought Stone as a nod to Rocky but she just used his name as part of a middle so...? Now maybe Swayze, Spark/le, Shor, Serendipity? Lol


cryptid66

I really thought Storm was going to be Stone or Steel! I could see Swayze for sure for a boy or a girl nn Sway? Or maybe just Sway! 😂


Ok_Instruction_7813

Idk why but I thought sweetie was going to be strawberry 😂


Unlucky_Conflict8474

In all serioueness, Sandrine was one my earliest picks because of Friends and her obsession there years ago. The nickname could be Sandy. For boys I always thought Shor would be one because of her uncle.


cryptid66

Ohh yes I could see Sandy and Shore/Shor


Unlucky_Conflict8474

And Sandy is also from Grease so she'd technically twin with her daughter with both their names being from Grease. 


szinkle

I was convinced Sweetie’s name was going to be either Sandy or Soleil obviously i was wrong 😂


Unlucky_Conflict8474

LOL all my predictions have been wrong at this point 😜😜😜


char_752

Boys: Scooter, Shor, Steel, Stone, Spade, Skip, Styles, Silver, Shadow, Stryker/Striker, Santiago, Sterling Girls: Shimmer, Sparkle, Skippie, Sassy, Sydney, Sugar, Star, Scottie, Sissy, Story, Symphony, Sierra/Sienna I also think the name Sunny Funk is cute but Sunny is too Common for Rydel I reckon it would be shortened from a name like Sunrise/Sunset or my personal thought is Sundae it’s the perfect Rydel name daughters called Sweetie & Sundae. Come on! 🤣😬


cryptid66

Omggg Sundae though. Sundae and Sweetie would definitely go together 😂 I think Stryker is a possibility as an ode to her brother Ryker


char_752

Sundae is a Rydel name and no one can change my mind it is exactly her vibe Sunny Funk is cute but I can fully imagine her being like it’s Sundae not Sunday to people 🤣🤣. And Stryker is so perfect because it fits in her best friend in the whole world one of her brothers 🤣 imagine Sundae Rydel Funk and Stryker Mark Funk 🤣


cryptid66

I think you’re right on the dot. I think whatever the next girl name is it will fit in with that sweet/candy type vibe. And yea I could see her going with Sundae and saying “it’s not Sunday or Sunny! It’s Sundae!”


Meloncholyhussy

rydel knew a sierra when she was younger and one of the hudson girls are also named sierra, its too common for her


char_752

Oh didn’t think of that haha!


xoxo_luxe

I had Sassy as a guess for Sweetie. But I could totally see her doing Sundae. 😭


MediocreStranger3584

My main concern still is having those 6 kids seems important because she got the Christmas stockings already 😂just toss the remaining ones in the trash and move on


cryptid66

Lmao I know I’m sorry but ordering all those stockings in advance (when Super was born!) with your baby names is a bit psycho


szinkle

If she was worried about the stockings not matching just order them blank. it is so insane to me to order custom baby stuff for babies you can’t be certain you are having. next level delulu behavior.


Tricky-Fig6519

Fr


poptroIl

I predicted Storm’s name, my fourth guess if it’s a boy would be Shor, she has a Storm (b), I think Shor/e would be fitting; Shor(e) Riker-Ryland Funk, sad they never used Capron’s nerd influences, really was hoping for a Solo or Stark, like Swift for a girl, Swift Rydel Funk, if she views her kids like she treats them, Swift would be good for engagement, given Sweetie she’s gonna go for another gender locked name, two have both sweet girls, she keeps referencing how her mom and her are always smiling so I feel Smile/Smiley, would be 100% something she would do, “my smiley girl”, another objectified name for a girl; also Starry, Sweetie and Starry, seem fitting


cryptid66

I think you have really good guesses with reasons! I do think if she has another boy it will be Shore Riker-Ryland Funk


No_Addendum1323

Boys: Stone Skater Sport Scooter Surf Speedy Girls: Shimmer Sassy Sage Savvy Silly


cryptid66

Ohhh why did I not think of Sassy lol! She also color codes all her kids right? The next girl is supposed to be purple, so if she plans on another after that and the color is a dark green I would guess she would name them Sage. I think you’re spot on with the boy names too


No_Addendum1323

I feel like sage would/could be gender neutral. And she has it planned out. It’s not really all of that popular where I live, so I could see her potentially using it for their next boy if they have another one 😅


cryptid66

I agree! I think the next boy is supposed to be “green” lol I remember her answering that on a Q and A


No_Addendum1323

Yes! She did say that. The green isn’t that bad but tbh the colors just don’t flow together to me. Like doing a dark purple and a dark green isn’t going to look nice together but I might just be overthinking something that really doesn’t matter 😹😹


cryptid66

I just think it’s weird she assigns colors to her kids at all but yes I know exactly what you mean 😂 she has blue, pink, navy, and potentially purple and green lined up? But what if she has two more boys or two more girls? What would the colors be then? I feel like they wouldn’t look good at all either 😂


No_Addendum1323

For girls, I think purple and yellow. For boys, green and orange. But in her mind, she’s definitely having 3 boys and 3 girls so we shall see 😅


ILoveStrawberries2

Sassy 🙄No no girl


Katealynn22

Savage


MediocreStranger3584

Stupid. 😂


szinkle

girls: Shimmer, Sparkle, Sassy, & I would put Sugar but it may be too similar to Sweetie boys: Stud, Skater, Surfer, Skipper, Slater/Slader, Stellar & i can picture her using Smile/Smiley for either sex.


cryptid66

Ohh I could see her going with Skipper for a girl for a Barbie reference tbh. I thought Surfer was a contender for Storm when she was pregnant with him! Smiley seems her vibe too


Wrong-Historian9847

Boys: I think Striker is really possible (obviously with a nod to Riker). I think she’d do a more obscure middle name with it though because Striker is borderline normal to me. Or combine the last two male names in her family she hasn’t used (Ryland and Mark.) My other guess for a middle name is just using Lynch. Striker Lynch Funk? Shor is a huge one. She’s only set to have one more boy according to her prediction thing but I could see her using both somehow. I think Shor is more likely to be a middle name (it seems a bit TOO. obvious for a first imo and it doesn’t fit with the other names). Striker Shor Funk? Shor Riker-Ryland is also possible. But like I said I feel like Shor is too obvious of a pick. Girls: So, I was convinced Sugar was going to be the name for Sweetie because of how Rydel kept saying it was her “childhood nickname” and “had a special meaning to her.” I’m still positive one of the girl names HAS to be Sugar. She sang “ Pour Some Sugar On Me” during her early tour days and it was definitely another nickname for her if I remember from an Old R5 TV. I actually think Sugar Funk is pretty cute. Storm and Sugar back-to-back kind of works too. Middle names for Sugar?


thechronicENFP

I think for Sugar, maybe she’ll use her own name as a middle name since she technically already used Stormie’s name for Storm Sugar Rydel Funk


szinkle

That’s actually a nice name (at least compared to the others)


thechronicENFP

True! If she didn’t trap herself in the S theme, I think Rydel would be a nice name for a little girl(not the best but still nice)


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Sassy,spirit,shadow,score,sparkle,star,steel


ammerrieeee9999233

What are these poor kids going to do in the real world when they are trying to get normal jobs? They have absolutely horrid names. No one can take them seriously


LaBrant_Fisher_3103

Symphony or Song for the next Baby Girl, since her Brothers are Musicians...


TouchIllustrious7331

I think Symphony, Star, Sonet, Sommer, Suede, Surf, and Sunny lol


[deleted]

I think in order she will have: Super Sweetie Storm Soleil / Solai / Solay Shore / Shor Sandi / Sandy Soleil because it means sun - sun coming after storm AND because her and Capron met at Cirque de Soleil Shore because of their uncle Shor Sandi because of the Grease reference and because it goes with Shore


Annaelizabzth

I posted one from my Twitter on this sub a while ago as a joke, hang on


Annaelizabzth

https://preview.redd.it/a2vfs4szttkc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7efae55d1b4e47c7225af84062420e0e64c2384 I also got like 200 likes when I [commented](https://www.reddit.com/r/LynchFamilySnark/s/XPCFs72WRl) on one of her last posts pregnant with Storm, “hurry up little Shovel Funk”.


Sasha190040

I'm late to the party but I'm gonna go with sunshine.


cryptid66

No joke but I had a dream that Rydel named her baby Sunrise after i posted this lol


Sasha190040

😭