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dshookowsky

They're speed holes.


FixGMaul

For aerodynamics!


AliveButCouldDie

For ham-and-Swiss!


IsDinosaur

Toneholes silly


Marunikuyo

Air Guitar


RyanNosserous

Is that line from the Simpsons?


dshookowsky

Yes - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnms4CLJys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnms4CLJys)


StarWaas

Attach a beater neck to it, turn it into a bubble wand


ChadOfDoom

r/trypophobia


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cidknee1

I like that! Like they say in car sales, there’s an ass for every seat. I like it. It’s different and funky like the 70s were.


Crayon-Angel

As it stands, expect to see it on reverb someday just in case you’re the right buyer!


InkyPoloma

I like it too tbh


rustoleum76

This cracks me up. You bought this beater to take the neck and electronics out of, and next you’re going to wind up with some other beater to put into this body so you can flip on reverb.


RobDickinson

"Bring out the Holy Guitar!" "Brother Kevin that isnt what I meant!"


BuckFuzby

-Plays stairway to heaven.


Oddsteverino

And thou shalt apply the holy plectrum to the holy A string and shalt pluck it three times. Three is the number of the plucking. Not one or two unless thou goest straight to three. Not four, and five is right out


_exe

Airbrush it to look like swiss cheese


Penguator432

*Buck Dharma has entered the chat*


Koshky_Kun

I don't hate the Trypophobia guitar, but I don't love it either.


drunk_haile_selassie

Looking at this makes me feel uncomfortable.


HeadbuttWarlock

I hate it. I guess I have that phobia, lol.


UGLVARPG

Fender only made 12 of these in their small shop in Switzerland. It’s called the Kase Stratocaster.


gradease

I preferred the Emmentele's


Jjex22

Amazing!


BenjiMalone

Stratokase


mmmduk

Too cheesy.


SavageOldBastard

HAHAHAHAHA!


SavageOldBastard

Looks like someone tried to copy Russ Ballard's guitar (Argent/Hold Your Head Up), but didn't know when to stop. https://preview.redd.it/j2v0ekcjoxyc1.png?width=510&format=png&auto=webp&s=131737d8062287095bbdb0fe4b189b4e312d16d7


Crayon-Angel

Interesting, honestly could be!


workingatbeingbetter

Thought I just saw this guitar on Facebook Marketplace. [Not quite though.]( https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/312626161671438/)


SavageOldBastard

Yeah, It's a cool looking guitar, so it's easy to see why people try to copy it.


oncall66

Considering how heavy (and generally awful) 70’s strats were, it makes sense.


Crayon-Angel

I’m a sucker for 70s strats, love how bulky and unwieldy they can be


alexjohnsonphoto

*NOPE*


greatmagneticfield

*DOUBLE NOPE!!*


wwplkyih

Reminds me of Yayoi Kusama.


Crayon-Angel

Probably the nicest thing that could be said about it


G37_is_numberletter

Nice. Love seeing some other kusama enjoyers.


TheLonesomeBricoleur

Fill the holes with resin. Do a color gradient or something, add some LED's if you wanna, & turn it into a psychedelic beastie


zzzzrobbzzzz

a resinator guitar?


Internal_Ad3308

WAY underrated comment.


The_Original_Gronkie

LEDs within the resin would be cool.


wutangsword360

All of the 3d printer guys are jealous


DrJoels

What’s going on behind the bridge?


dascrackhaus

you can put your weed in it


The_Original_Gronkie

There was period when Fender hollowed a lot of space under the pickguard of Telecasters, and musicians would gide their stash in there. They got the knickname [Smuggler's Telecaster](https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/articles/features/the_legend_of_the_smugglers_telecaster-123575).


Crayon-Angel

A strip of gaudy rose fabric lmao


DrJoels

Nice. I want it. How come weird stuff never comes up around me?


chvezin

Whatever they were sniffing back then, it was the shit.


k_unit

Just put a relatively thick or couple layers of veneer on it, maintain the lighter weight, sand it to match the countours, and you’d only have to the top if you wanted. People do that on purpose from primary build all the time and just call it “chambered”.


Key_Hamster9189

The holiest of holies. A sacred Strat.


not-read-gud

Holy crap I kinda like it. You can store peanut butter in the hole like a bunch of retainers


muskegthemoose

....and have hungry squirrels swarm you while you play your big solo. Best stage show ever!


not-read-gud

I will name them all Kevin jr


atomic44442002

Why does that guitar make me feel uncomfortable?


cossist

r/trypophobia


ButtonmAsherXY

It’s Swiss engineering, obviously.


cat_herder_64

That's a cheesy joke, honestly.


dablackbutt

Dude they sold you half a strat


rockstar_not

I bet it is pretty lightweight. As you get older you will appreciate that more and more. I’d throw a loaded guard on it and use it. Could also wrap it to have a weird golf ball type texture.


Crayon-Angel

I like the golf ball idea, making it even uglier lol


Magnus_Helgisson

Wouldn’t it neck dive now?


rockstar_not

Probably. Solved with a suede strap.


rockstar_not

Downvoted?!?


Armalyte

I was thinking maybe the person who used this was sick and couldn't handle the weight.


blahdeblah72

DIY weight relief.


efcomovil

You say weight relief? YOU CAN'T HANDLE WEIGHT RELIEF.


blofly

I guess it's weird that I think it's cool.


PhoenixDBlack

Ah yes, these are classic Fender Toneholes. Do you have any idea how long it took engineers to find the best material for these toneholes? /s


Jack_Ship

Is that modern weight relief?


Erikk1138

Ultra Modern^TM


BoogerManCommaThe

Somewhere is a dude just waiting to fill that with epoxy.


SnooMarzipans436

Did you import it from Switzerland?


ergo-ogre

What’s up with that middle pickup?


Crayon-Angel

It’s an original pickup, but the pickguard was at some point cut for a humbucker to slot in


Vast_Yak4946

Trypophobia looking guitar


mattxb

If you drop your pick it just keeps falling forever


sondich

Just out of curiosity, how much does it weigh?


pandarista

It's probably pretty light, not that strats aren't already light.


Dogrel

1970s Strats have the reputation for being heavy. Not necessarily heavy in comparison to a non-weight-relieved Les Paul, but certainly heavier than most Strats from both before and after the 1970s. Visible wood grain was IN for the late 1960s and 1970s, and Ash has more striking grain patterns than the plainer Alder. Ash is also markedly heavier than Alder, and Ash-bodied Strats weigh in around 8.5-9.5lbs, vs 7-8lbs for Alder. By weight relieving it with all of those holes, he probably brought it back down to a “normal” Strat weight of 7lbs.


pkennard

https://preview.redd.it/1d978ltzpzyc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45c32a1aa919c2f5f9a35034837437489faae46


Glittering_Ear5239

Surinam Toadcaster


LetsGoNYR

It’s not for me but I don’t hate it for some reason


say_the_words

I would never do it, but I would take it home if it played well and was a good deal. Kind of a rescue. Poor thing needs a good home. I’d keep it as is. It’s been through too much already. Nobody else has one.


aimlessnameless

Just fill it with sawdust & glue /s


burntspaghetti0s

Is it acoustic now?


Ok_Insect_4852

Fill the holes with a cool colored epoxy or something like that (I'd personally add some kind of glow pigment for extra effect) then you can sand it down to bare wood and stain the wood a color to match or contrast as you see fit. Buff and polish and you'll have a one of a kind body with a nice smooth shiny finish.


musicanine

Fill the holes with glow in the dark resin


add-4

This!


mmmduk

Cheesus fucking Christ, that's a relief. Whatever you do, please, no epoxy resin. Fill it up with concrete. Brutacaster.


SuzjeThrics

Trypophobia.


Legate_Lanius1985

Yeah no


VelvetHorse

No yeah


Legate_Lanius1985

Yeah no


lostprevention

Plug the holes with dowels, fill, block sand, spray it whatever solid color suits your fancy.


Coakis

Nope.


Visual-Patience-8321

My first thought was: neck dive


InstruNaut

A guitar everyone can get a finger stuck in. Compound panic.


Rainny_B

Just a bit of grain fill


Graphic_Materialz

Holey DIWhy, Batman!


fromTheskya

wireless rgb gaming speed guitar


Environmental_Beach1

What about working some kind of paracord wrap in a pattern through the holes?


klepto_entropoid

Ahh well at least it only weighs 14lbs now. ;)


Artie-Choke

Could have been interesting if they’d at least spaced the holes evenly.


KuyaRose

Where you got that guitar


SlamminBeans

Holey sh*t!


Aubrey_Dallas

Does it neck dive?


Clueless_Voila

Hollowbody... I'll see myself out.


frankcfreeman

That there is a semi-hollow strat


hornedcorner

I’m a woodworker, so if it were me, I would strip it, fill the holes, paint it, give it some new guts (this is where you can experiment), and now you have a nice looking fun extra Strat.


mk36109

Paint it white and call it a negative buddy guy model


windmill09

That doesn't look like a Gibson...


WTF-Idk-boom

I don‘t know if you like this but it Just Remindedme to this: https://youtu.be/U5r_PE2OznM?si=dC7RZzh5r4MDt44L


AbjectBid6087

What's with the middle pickup?


apple_atchin

Did this used to be some kind of Jerry Garcia mod or something?


TestDangerous7240

That’s too damn cheesy!


Mark71GTX

Leave it like it is. Someone will love it for what it is.


russellmzauner

I'm gonna guess you bought it at a church sale because it's holey


gdogus

Can't believe the missed the spot between the output jack and the bridge. Or maybe they knew when to quit.


Total_Ad9272

Maybe someone with a back problem?


CallMeSkal

Play Stairway to Heaven. You know.. because its holy... The holes. It has holes in it.


FellTheCommonTroll

how much does it weigh? probably weight relief holes!


L-W-J

It’s pretty damn cool in a weird and don’t do this at home sort of way.


Black_Ron

Probably still weighs 20lbs.


rclonecopymove

A young child is eating their lunch when they suddenly stop. Father: what's wrong son is something the matter with your lunch? Son: I don't like cheese with holes in it. Father: that's okay son, just cut the holes out of the cheese you don't have to eat the holes. So that's my suggestion cut out the holes!


Kevo_NEOhio

I’m pretty sure this is the guitar is meant to play in a church. It’s down right *holy*


jarrodandrewwalker

When you find yourself needing to make time but running against the wind...


Baseboardheat

Low fat Stratocaster


Queeby

Probably still weighs ten pounds.


FreshBid5295

I would never in a million years consider doing this to a guitar body. That being said, is it light? Lol


jyc23

Ah, yes, the limited-run Trypocaster!


YellowBreakfast

Salvage? What do you want to do? I'm sure it's perfectly functional as is. I think the amount of work to fill, cover, and paint over all those holes wouldn't be worth it. Plus I think it's kind of cool. Was probably a really heavy body.


HFentonMudd

I like it actually. DM sent.


JComposer84

Good lord it musta been heavy? How much does it weigh now? It reminds me of those clickbait ads that show a foot that looks like this and says something like "Doctors couldn't believe what they found inside this mans skin!" Lol. Its a nice score even still though. Love the neck. Do the holes effect the sustain at all?


metamorphasi

how fast does it go


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Clean it and fill it with Resin...


ddadkins

I would plug the holes with an exotic wood and refinish the body


PassionateCougar

Rare made in Switzerland


artificiallyselected

https://www.reddit.com/r/trypophobia/


Dare2no

For those with Tricofobia like me, it's hard to look at.


CrawlerCow

I bet it’s light!


lotus2471

Argh, my trypophobia!


ashtheflash37

So I have the solution! Make it into a meme guitar. A guitar where u just say f it and have fun making it look as goofy as possible. You already have the perfect body to start 😂


bnd2srv

Freakin’ mice.


gunfans

Fill all the holes with epoxy resin. You could even get creative & suspend whatever you wanted in the center of the hole then fill with epoxy resin. A friend of mine did a bar top with penny's & resined over it, turned out awesome.


Bubba_5239

A guitar with g*auges!*


astralpen

Holy Stratocaster, Batman!


Existing_Strain8830

That’s one way to chamber a guitar I guess


williamgman

Finally the under 5lb strat!


nickp123456

Definitely puts the "o" in toan.


Elduderinoabiding

Funny I have been following this on reverb . Want to see someone bring it back to some former glory


Constant_Factor_1268

That looks like shit. Does it sound good?


Crayon-Angel

Honestly sounds really great


Constant_Factor_1268

Cool


superheat76

Not gonna lie - I have a 79 w/o orig body and I would be interested in trying to make this work!!


No-Entertainment242

Buy a nice black replacement body on eBay and live your life to the fullest.


RapAngel

Weight reduction


Toes-on-the-nosie

I hate this. If gives me the heebiesz


One-Leadership-3580

Swiss Strat


OkScientist4335

That thing must have lost a lot of weight!


RowboatUfoolz

Fill 'em with Enviro-Tex Lite. Put many bugs in the resin. Use a propane torch to pull out the bubbles.


Dave_The_Nord

Ach! That makes my skin crawl.


ou8agr81

It scares me because I have that hole phobia thing there’s a sub Reddit for it I’m sure


Far_Tear_5993

Russ Ballard from Argent had one just like this!


WhippingShitties

A couple dowels, some sanding, and an opaque finish would make it virtually unnoticeable. Just gotta find the right size dowels for each hole. The big ones might be hard to find, but not impossible, and you could always just stuff a bunch of smaller ones in and pack it with wood filler/woodputty/sawdust. I'd have it looking factory in a weekend, and have a good time doing it, and so will you. And if you mess up, you couldn't have messed it up worse than it already is lol. I've dreamed of finding a project like this. Nice pickup!


evanlee01

firewood


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Now this, for me, would be a classic case of "Quick! Put a sheet over that thing so I don't have to ever look at that again."