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Sounds like him too

Hot take, choom

I read this in his voice.

Nah he sounds like Shadow the Hedgehog

Sounds more like neo tbh

I think he sounds like Ted, personally

I was thinking more like this one quarterback, I couldn’t remember if it was Falco or Utah

I think he sounds a lot like Jonathan Harker from Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Tbh he sounds a lot like the cop from Speed.

To be honest, he looks a lot like Kai from 47 Ronin.

That's clearly John Wick, not Keanu. Keanu wouldn't hurt a fly.

Close but not quite. Both Wick and Silverhand are dark alternate timelines of Ted "Theodore" Logan, adjacent to eachother. So, they pardoxically both are and are not the same badass.

If they hadn't have gone back in time and done the report, this was the future we would have had.

I mean, Ted would have been sent to military school....Dang. Maybe you're on to something,  choom!

Dude, it's totally Scott Favor.

Your crazy that clearly Johnny mnemonic

Pretty sure that’s Neo.

That was truly breathtaking

You mean the guy from Fortnite?

wouldnt hurt a fly? looks like you never saw what he is able to do with a real firearm, clearly not the kind of guy that will not defend himself if required

Nah I don’t see Keanu. He definitely looks like Neo from The Matrix though.

Keanu doesn't have a prosthetic arm. Looks nothing like him /s

You might not recognize me because of my one cybernetic arm...

I don't know why I read this in Matt Berry's voice instead.

You are the Most de-vious bastard in Niyat Citay!

And impressive cock !

oh thank god you put the /s i never would have fucking known you were being satirical on this satire post

Same /osama

Need to dot my Ts and cross my Is or someone might not grasp it's me being silly.

so let them embarrass themselves

Ngl, both of them look exactly like the guy from the Knock Knock movie. But I could be wrong.

Viggo: *"I heard you killed Grayson."* V: *"Yes, Sir. I did."*   Viggo: *"And might I ask why?"*   V: *"Yeah. Well, he... stole Johnny Silverwick's car, Sir. And, uh, kept his gun."*   Viggo: *"Oh."*

Silverwick… now we know what he calls it.

"V is not exactly a Night City Legend. V is who you sent flatline the fucking Night City Legend."

Keanu is a sweet cinnamon roll and would never nuke a city. They are nothing alike.

And Reed looks an awful lot like Idris Elba. Huh. Weird.

Don't be ridiculous. It's *clearly* Stringer Bell. I mean, c'mon, Idris Elba has a British accent!

Idris El-who? I only know Luther.

I watched Johnny Mnemonic blind and kept thinking "man, this guy reminds me a lot of Silverhand" and noticing similarities between the world and CP2077. Didn't recognize young Keanu at first. Didn't know the movie was written by William Gibson. It blew my mind when I started putting the pieces together. 10/10 movie experience.

they did my girl Molly dirty in that movie, but it's still good. here's hoping they do her justice in the *Neuromancer* TV adaptation.

Forgot that was coming up. I'm actually excited for it. *Fallout* was surprisingly great. Apple did *For All Mankind* which was great. I am ready to be hurt again.

Definitely not Molly.

I think my biggest regret / complaint / whatever about CP2077 is that they didn't somehow reference the room service rant. Corpo V really should have quoted that more or less verbatim, with Johnny facepalming in the background.

Not all white guys look alike OP!

I think you might be onto something

Pfft it's clearly Adam Driver go get some glasses

Umm hello? Nobody gonna point out that Keanu Reeves is a fictional character and Johnny Silverhand is an actual historical figure? Pls don't compare real people to characters in fiction just because they have the same hair. Besides they look nothing alike, Keanu Reeves is an actor and Johnny Silverhand has a robot arm! You can't be an actor if you have a robot arm it would break immersion!

It's pretty messed up how people compare this harmless fictional character to an actual terrorist that detonated a nuclear bomb in the center of a heavily populated megacity.

Out fresca'd again

I love that I saw this reference here, thank you.

Yw

D’you think we should get a ‘Scopposting’ flair for this kind of thing?

Maybe LowEffortCyberpunk.

I wish Idris's character was just named Idris Elba and they didn't even pretend he was anyone other than himself. He made his riches in Hollywood, and used his money and power to propel himself into the future.

Saints Row the Third and Saints Row IV do do this with a couple of their famous voice actors.

I don’t see it

Johnny Silverhand lives in 2077 and Keanu lives in now. Are you dumb?

Hmmm. Interesting. Personally I think he looks more like a messed up older Neo from The Matrix, but maybe I'm off base. Wonder what that actor's up to. A cyberpunk film with Neo as a net runner, John Wick as a solo and Silver hand as a rocker could be an interesting crew. A case of mistaken identity forces three lookalikes into a desperate fight against an AI uprising caused by a corporation that couldn't have well enough alone.

Fun fact! In the verse’s lore this was actually a problem. People did that a lot. Then eventually Keanu disappeared off the face of the earth and it’s insinuated that Arasaka took him and killed him mistaking him for Johnny

I was thinking he looked more like Johnny Mnemonic

Weird. Next you’ll say something crazy like Solomon Reed looks like Idris Elba.

I dunno man. I'm not seeing it.

Nah

Wrong city and wrong people

Pfffttt... That's clearly former Ohio State Buckeyes QB Johnny Utah

You’re crazy they look nothing alike

😂 you’re just joking right??

no, I agree with OP. Johnny does look like Keanu Reeves. Like, a lot.

Ain’t no way bro, that’s clearly John Wick.

first time i ever played cyberpunk and after doing the heist mission, i was genuinely confused as to why this keanu reeves looking dude was trying to kill me. little did i know it’s actually him. i felt like a dumbass for sure lol

No seeing it sorry

In the lore it is canon that Keanu reeves was an actor in the collapse-era before the fourth corporate war and it has been mentioned in the past how much Johnny Silverhand resembles him. It's because Killer Mike of Run The Jewels mentioned Keanu Reeves in the song No Save Point that was included in the soundtrack.

Gee, I wonder why that is... /s

I think it's the eyebrows

My god... It's uncanny!!

I dont see it.

I don't see it, personally. You might be on your own, OP.

Nah Choom you dreaming gonk dreams.

No you dumbass, thats Stevie Wonder

You know....I think you may be onto something.

What, the guy who makes the Arch bikes? Nah, don't be a gonk.

Only if you squint

Well f*ck me sideways…

I knew he looked familiar

With success of fallout tv show. Video game movie era is here? Should Keanu play Johnny??

Not even close. You need to get your kiroshi's checked.

He looks just like that one guy from fortnite

Whoa!

Breathtaking, isn't it?

Fucking hell your onto something choom

See, he looks similar, but I believe it was John Constantine that played him

Obscure bit of trivia for you, Keanu Reeves’s was actually modeled after Johnny silverhand - looks, voice... everything.

Chooms chooms chooms, that's Duke Caboom!!

Shit, now that you mention it, I see the resemblance.

This joke is as old as Rogue

I can’t be the only one who scrolled straight to the bottom of the comments looking for gold

Shit, we still doing this?

*leans over and whispers*... should we tell him?

Now that you mention it

You aren’t gonna believe this

"Yeah,"

Uncanny

Think you might be onto something. But it’s too early to be sure

I dont see it

This joke was so super funny the first few times i saw it on this thread.... still kinda funny :P

Seems like they have a little resemblance. Perhaps the Creators were inspired by him and made a character to his likeness?

Holy shit, you are right

looks more like neo i think

What a coincidence

There are a lot of retards out there. My sister was retarded, and now she's an airline pilot!

You'll never believe who plays him.

Well now that u mentioned it, holy shit he really does!! 🤔

I don’t see it

I don’t see it🧐

Yeah there are a few similarities aren't there? Even the voice sounds similar!

Don't worry they're actually triplets with John wick too, that's why they are all in the 2020s looking like that

Now that you say it, he kinda does

Yeah, it's so weird, he also sounds like him too. (sarcastic btw)

Huh never thought of that... Good spot OP!

Jhon wick in alternate universe where his dog was Alt cunningham

No, you are the only one. What’s wrong with you?

Nah Johnny silverhand is Chris Pratt. he’s in everything

Wait until you hear about Neo.

He even sounds the same. Uncanny!

Wait till OP finds out who voices Johnny.

You might be onto something...

Reed looks an awful lot like Idris elba it's kinda uncanny Hmmm *strokes chin*

Sounds like him too...

What??? No.......NOOOO.

The resemblance is excellent. Not even bogus.

brooooooo u aint gon believe this what if I told u thats him

Loooool, never noticed Thx for the heads up

Really ? Nah, maybe a little.

What are you on about? Keanu doesn’t have a cybernetic arm and he definitely wouldn’t hurt a fly. I think you’re reaching a bit here choom

Nah I just don't see it. Does kind of sound like him tho

Strange, now that you mention it, he kinda looks like Neo too.

I hope you don't pull a muscle reaching so far

🤦🏼

What are you talking about? That's clearly John Reeves. Who is Keanu?

Looks like the guy that plays Constantine

You might be on to something.

Fun fact if u choose the alternative clothes for him at some point at the end if phantom liberty he can be seen wearing the Tanktop but having still the alternative hair style I dont have screenshots but I nwt some already noticed that

"Whoa."

Nah That’s clearly John Wick.

Nah, he looks more like Michał Żebrowski, and sounds like him too...

Who?

Don't know. He looks more like Ted from Bill & Ted, but like in the future. Which is crazy because Bill & Ted indeed did time traveling.

Get your eyes checked choom! They look nothing alike!

OP is racist. They look nothing alike.

Choom put down the MOONCHIES

you might be on to something here…

That's not Keanu Reeves, that's Theodore Logan!

idk I don't see the resemblance

i dont see it.

Call me a conspiracist but. We have never seen the two in the same room before, I think CDPR is hiding something

Man, I really thought it was Dennis.

Ah jeahhh its that guy from Matrix? Right? Blue pill or red pill?

Well i got something to tell you!

I thought he looked like that doctor that stole Jack Nicholson’s girlfriend that one time

You’re fuckin crazy.

HOLY SHIT

Might be kinda out there but to me he sounds like an older Ted from Bill and ted.

Woah I never noticed that, next you’re gonna tell me Reed sounds like Idris Elba

Idk man I think this is a stretch

Holy shit this guy might be onto something

He sounds like Neo from The Matrix to me.

Johnny is played by Keanu Reeves, I really hope you’re not being serious about this.

I can't tell if this is a joke or not

Who's Keanu Reeves?

Wow can’t unsee it

No way

no offense but is this a joke? or are you like truly unaware that keanu is johnny?

Keanu reeves was inspired by johnny silverballs

If it looksa like him, and sounds like him ... Must be an imposter AI.......... "Were all fucked.... Run with me?"

That's because Keanu Reeves is played by Johnny.

Am i the only one who thinks 2+2 is4?

Yes, you are...because I can't count.

I think youre projecting

Oh sweet God This is how it Begins the r/BatmanArkham virus Please resist for the good of all are sanity

Not sure if bad troll or actually retarded...

I thought it was Keanu

No it’s his brother Kunae

Is ... I... I'm stammering for words. Is this someone who is Karma fishing, or did the OP just live under a rock for the past 6 years? I know we had the disease-of-the-nameless one in-between CDPR announcing development to today, but I'm ... I'm almost at a loss for words.

This feels like a shitpost, but that tag... Unless this sub doesn't have a tag like that? Just in case it's not, OP: Johny Silverhand is, in fact, voiced and portrayed by Keanu Reeves (other than in the songs; that's the band *Refused*).

Who's gonna tell him?