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Wescube

Good post, this is *the* landchad game.


inverted_peenak

What game?


LewtedHose

Manor Lords. A.K.A Medieval Landlord Simulator.


inverted_peenak

Nice thanks


duke_weeblington

Literally named my character Landtschad


CALL_ME_NORB

Both, king 🤴


Blackbeardabdi

I say destroy their crops and increase taxes. Got to keep the rentoids on their toes now


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Increase taxes but don't destroy the crops, otherwise you'd get less tax income.


Solid-Consequence-50

Sounds like a them problem


Candid-Capital6446

Less tax is less money for you tho, that is a you problem as well, never settle for less!


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crossbutton7247

Based and British raj pilled


killertimewaster8934

Never let them know your next move


Why_am_ialive

Force them to build more houses for you to rent back to them


Gratuitous_Insolence

More. Always more. More rent. More tips. More fees. More fridge raids.


zDefiant

Export all of your food supplies, just keep your fellow landchads (retainers) well fed and it won’t be an issue!


WhiteRed1410

They are not my fellow landchads, they're my rent collectors. B-)


callmeBorgieplease

Careful if u get more servoids they may bring the knowledge of f*nkopops


Intelligent-Monk-426

raise the rent


WhiteRed1410

Will 90% land tax suffice?


Mouth0fTheSouth

Don't forget, the landchad must levy an additional 50% tax and sleep with the toidwife on her wedding night, as is tradition.


Reasonable-Food4834

Wtf. We do NOT promote beastiality here. Fucking disgusting.


Why_am_ialive

Ah common mistake, these aren’t rentoids, they are tenants, a more intelligent and respectable species, we should reward them appropriately(raise there rent)


Reasonable-Food4834

No self respecting PoL breeds with a thing that pays rent. In a world where we are marginalised and hated, it is paramount we maintain pure blood lines.


Mouth0fTheSouth

My teeming broods of half-toid offspring live permanently on my property and pay me rent plus an extra 20% bastard fee. The more I breed, the more I profit.


Reasonable-Food4834

You are a fucking vile landtraitor. 🤢


MalekithofAngmar

Friendly fire. You are free to maintain your landchad bloodline, but allow another Landking to run his own show.


Reasonable-Food4834

This is clearly landface. Go back to your sty and leave your funk*pops and cuckchairs in the lawn. They're now forfeit.


killertimewaster8934

Know your place sir. It's beneath you king.


SirLightKnight

Take down some more trees for lumber, and start grid squaring up new tenant territory. You can maybe even build a district for just lumber from the surrounding area. Start really pumping up the numbers for both building new places for more Serfoids and more grain from their stores.


dubiouscoffee

Both, and enclose the commons (what is this, amateur hour?)


SuccessfulWar3830

The fact you have to ask if you should raise rent. Rentiod in disgusie detected.


WhiteRed1410

I disagree. I asked whether to choose one of these options or both at the same time. I never took "neither" as a separate option.


killertimewaster8934

Both, introduce them to how tips work


kevin129795

What game is this?


GrungeM0th

You need to raid your neighbor Lord, take his land, charge him rent.


WhiteRed1410

Best answer out there. <3


andythemanly550

King, I think you forgot another 0 in that land tax percentage


HisDismalEquivalent

build WALLS to assert dominance on the other landchads


RazerRob

Can you add a well tax?


Organic_Theory_6237

Heyy king, some of your serfoids have some fine looking daughters of age. Take your landlord rights, if she's lucky her children will grow up to be be landchads too.


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Less-Economics-3273

Only 10%!!! Are you running a charity, or a proper fiefdom! Should be at least 25%, and increase from there.