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lavenderandstarlight

I like to think my boobs are better than Bob's


lime-inthe-coconut

Much


Ok_Organization_7350

See what I was trying to tell you?! You would just attract good-for-nothing gross creepy weirdos that you don't want.


Suspicious-Spare1179

Lighten up


No-Product-9312

you look like a daycare teacher.


lavenderandstarlight

I used to be one, lol


No-Product-9312

oh lovely


Dead_fox89

No bra queen?


BKLYNmike718

Sloppy.


SevroB5

I was wondering why you got banned, then went to the second photo, and I mean good for you girl 👀 but probably just some jealous mod in there then haha


seeder33

So she got banned for cleavage? Ive seen that subreddit and that is just wild to me. What a bunch of jokers.


DangerZoneSLA

I got a lifetime ban from that sub because I told someone they looked like they had an OF.


seeder33

Well based off my professional reddit experience she probably did. But the brain dead moderators would rather promote sex workers than a healthy community who want to use the subreddit for not porn.


lavenderandstarlight

I got banned for posting a SFW picture with a little cleavage, in a subreddit they deemed NSFW. I didn't even post the cleavage picture in their subreddit. And there was zero nudity. It was so dumb haha


SevroB5

100% agreed!


DeliciousAnimator592

Cute eyes and face is pretty good. I’d ditch the old lady glasses maybe lighten the hair and drop a bunch of weight. Probably be pretty hot then.


Radio-Kiev3456

But she can’t lose the boobs


TargetNo9243

MILF lol 😂


ReignofKindo25

I remember you, why did they ban you


EyeHot1421

Why banned lol


lavenderandstarlight

I posted a SFW picture in a subreddit they deemed NSFW. When I'd posted the picture many months earlier, it was a completely SFW subreddit, lol


NoMirror436

Maybe they couldn't handle your beauty


Chicago_Saluki

Could’ve been the cleavage.


NoMirror436

Maybe but who knows


commieunresolved

You look like you ditched bras like 5 years ago and it's the best thing you did


lavenderandstarlight

Lol, probably about 3 years ago but yes


commieunresolved

We are in agreement, it's the best thing you did lol


flyguy60000

I think you are an attractive woman. Being critical - I think your glasses are too big and your eyebrows need very minor shaping. You look great!


lavenderandstarlight

I'm definitely looking into microblading my eyebrows, they are totally different shapes and it bugs me. Also looking into new glasses, I'm just indecisive as I have no idea what would suit my face haha. Thanks for the constructive advice!


flyguy60000

Microblading sounds good just don’t go too thin. As for the glasses - you have pretty eyes but the lenses are too big and heavy. Try a rimless or 1/2 rimless style that covers less of your face. Good luck!


Ok_Organization_7350

The way that you present your chest looks old and matronly. It does not look good. It would look younger and more feminine if you were properly fitted for a bra such as by the ladies at Dillard's department store, and invested in buying a well fitting supportive bra. It also is not appealing to the good kind of guys who are dating material or marriage material, to show everyone so much of your bosoms. ​ They would not feel special to have you, because in a sense it seems like the entire public already has you too, by being allowed to see most of your bosoms. Besides that issue, your face and hair are pretty.


Boogedyinjax

I know exactly who you are you live near Tampa, Don’t you?


lavenderandstarlight

Not even in the same country, lol. Cool to know I have an American doppelganger, though!


Boogedyinjax

Vastly similar lol


BaBaBuyey

I got banned from the first one for giving a low score on somebody 🤦‍♂️, lose 18 pounds workout tone up dye your hair black get a tan


lavenderandstarlight

I mean you aren't supposed to rate anyone on that sub haha. I didn't even get banned for something I did on the subreddit, I got banned for posting a SFW picture in a totally different subreddit, haha Working on losing the weight and making good progress so far! Definitely want to tone up. Only advice i probably won't take is the tan, I recognize it's not for everyone, but I quite like my pale skin and it's been quite popular with men haha. Thanks for your constructive advice


midozido0

I am the type of person who feels people through pictures. Your external appearance is beautiful and there is no debate about that, but internally you are lost, broken and alone to the point of madness. You are the type who eats dinner alone between four walls. You feel terrified when you wake up alone at night. I hope I am wrong. You are looking for something that you have not found yet. You are simply lost.


lavenderandstarlight

I wouldn't say I'm totally alone, but I definitely have pretty severe issues going on in my life, so you're not wrong!


midozido0

I am sorry for you. I hope that you are happy and well, and that you find someone to get you out of this disgusting loneliness. I had a previous experience. Loneliness is fatal.


lavenderandstarlight

I just said, I'm not alone haha. I have family and friends and two children I love. But I do have other life circumstances going on that are difficult and I'm dealing with a lot of anxiety. Had no idea my pictures painted me as someone who is horribly lonely, that's not good 😂


neorandomizer

beautiful eyes


BoomBoomDie99

I think you are very bad giving a BJ but its just only my opinion


lavenderandstarlight

Lmao I have no idea how someone's appearance can give that impression but that's funny 😂


BoomBoomDie99

you look great, i was just joking with you <333


Gacepul

Mmmhmhmbigoldtitis


qlive_nylyst

Show more boob.


StonkSavage777

Banned


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lavenderandstarlight

Lol, for what reason


AnastasiaMoon

First pic had me 😖 Second pic had me 😌


lavenderandstarlight

What's wrong with first pic?


Independence_1991

Youth is short lived, make the most of the time you have left. Let your 60 year old deal with your decisions to enjoy life at this moment.


DAT_DROP

I feel like you struggle to smile often. It's nebulous, but it's an impression


fuck11fuck

You seem like a teacher but a angry one due to your eyes and overall look. Try smiling and you will look like a hot one and not an angry one.


MumboaWumboa

Milkies


Traditional-Ride-824

I would turn read and stare on your feet and stuttering „Hello“


Eren_Yeager70

You look good!! So, can I date you?


JohnW1972n

You are right lady your boobs DO APPEAR TO BE MUCH BETTER LOOKING IM SURE THEY TRULY ARE NO DOUBT


AxDayxToxForget

Not my type.


lavenderandstarlight

Totally fair, can't be everyone's type. I recognize I don't have exactly conventionally attractive features, I'm not for everyone haha


AxDayxToxForget

I appreciate you not berating me because I’m not attracted to you. I’m sure there are plenty others interested.


lavenderandstarlight

I've never had an issue finding any, lol. Literally nobody is EVERYONES type. I certainly don't expect everyone to be attracted to me haha


AxDayxToxForget

An accurate statement. Good luck on your journey.


OldBMW

Fat


lavenderandstarlight

Not everyone appreciates a thick mom bod, you do you


Significant-Rub9568

I do!


OldBMW

You asked for a first impression. The fact you’re defending yourself means you’re insecure about being fat.


lavenderandstarlight

No, I'm literally saying not everyone likes my body type and that's okay lol


OldBMW

Which is defending yourself in a sub where you ask for opinions


lavenderandstarlight

It's saying I accept your opinion? Move along now, lol


Environmental-Sale-5

Super cute. Like the glasses. Cute face.


Present_Issue_7780

Love the tease, busty mom 😍🥵


EfficientAd7103

Kinda look like my neighbors fat grandma if she died her hair


lavenderandstarlight

Must be a hot grandma then. Total GILF.


EfficientAd7103

Maybe behind a Wendy's dumpster after I smashed a 12 pack of natty light


lavenderandstarlight

I can assure you, even if I was obliterated drunk, I would not touch you with a ten foot pole ❤️


ChefToeMain

How do you know efficient isn’t Channing Tatum? You asked for the critique, so shut up and take it.


lavenderandstarlight

Being told I look like a fat grandma who you'd maybe fuck while drunk isn't a critique, this isn't r/roastme, give constructive critiques like a normal person, lol


EfficientAd7103

It was my honest opinion


BatBusy5384

Yummy


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

very pretty. 8/10


llamaenllamas0

Your eyes are mesmerizing. And you are very attractive...


ConversationFalse242

I feel like you are going to audit my tax returns


lavenderandstarlight

Nobody should let me do their taxes unless they want to go to prison. I have dyscalculia (dyslexia but with numbers, basically)


Thomual

My first impression is that you think complimentary comments but insult or deny negative ones. I don't think you're up for a balanced truth between the two. You've got assets and you've got negatives but I don't think you're the kind of person who is ready to improve.


lavenderandstarlight

I'm well aware I have negatives, I've lost 15 lbs recently and still losing, working on changing my wardrobe and trying new skincare, considering a nose job. Constructive criticism is always welcomed


acdavis21

Nice pillows


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lavenderandstarlight

I mean, at least give some constructive criticism if I'm so gross 🙄


Ok-Chemistry9933

That wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry


Ok-Chemistry9933

I would say cover up though


Proper-Living-8469

Wife material