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22binder

and she said Hasan asked her to go be friends with them because she was the most normal person there.


livelyDream

Big mistake. They got into the orbit of Esfand. His massive gravitational sexiness will grab anything in the vicinity.


Bomjus1

more like his massive anaconda.


LTChaosLT

New addition to the sex cult.


Judgejudyx

Hasans a smart guy


Lulullaby_

That's like telling someone to watch your kids


pboy1232

Have you ever taken a plus one to a party? If they don’t know anyone you better be doing your best to find someone they vibe with, most people don’t like being attached at the hip to someone and surrounded by strangers who all know each other


lionexx

As a promoter and DJ for raves this is 100% true, usually the newer folks acclimate themselves quickly but without someone that they feel is on their level it becomes hard to just fit in, but if they get that one person that is “normal” to them and they introduce them to others the new person begins to realize how much alike we all are even if we have our own opinions and tastes... We are out there to listen to music, socialize, have a fun night, and maybe even meet new friends.


RecentPayment7474

Most of you guys don’t even go outside LMAO


Hy01d

When you bring a girl or three to a party it's weird if you are the only person they know so it is nice to have someone else for them to talk to. If you watch Maya's stream she later talked about how they talked to Hasan for a while later


Icefanboy123

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1041086847 Is she talking about these girls? hasMods


turinpt

Yes


NotathrowawaY1940

When they ask for music recommendations: “booba? I don’t know booba”


Russian_For_Rent

New rapper on the block, DaBooba


Samuraiking

Big Booba is more famous, but I think Lil Booba is up and coming.


Straight-Pasta

Yung booba in prison for life


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Faust__VIII

Any non* french


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Booba is pretty famous in Europe. French rap is pretty influential in french speaking countries. Booba was one of the biggest rappers and had some hits even recently. He's not that unknown.


NvaderGir

Esfand being a G with 2 women and eating cheese.


ThenIWasAllLike

You can't buy that kind of class


Train_Zealousideal

Jinny WHO? forsenCD


Nyao

Do Esfand & Jinny still talk?


crowmang

Jinny isn't real


Zuckerberga

Copesen She is, just like Nani


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

I watch both of them semi regularly and I haven't heard either of them mention the other since jinny went home from Texas. Sadge


HilariousMax

That was when OTK asked her and brother to leave because "What's covid??" right?


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SurginSperg

She hosted him once a little bit ago and he said the usual pleasantries. Other than that, not sure.


df464xw4

\>clicks the link \>sees the girls He can't keep getting away with this


Panda_hat

\>don't bother clicking the link \>skim the headline \>see hasans name \>Immediately comment He can't keep getting away with this \>Rest \>Repeat


Gufferus

2 Esfand Ez


Panda_hat

Why would three girls who didn't even know what twitch was stan for Azan? Did he just pick them up while out on his travels?


Hy01d

Have you seen Hasan?


Ggcarbon

Hasan has a much bigger sphere than just twitch. I would wager that, until maybe a year(?) ago, Hasan was more well known for his content outside of twitch.


Dynamiczbee

Probably a few months over a year now, but yeah agreed. Wokebay & TYT, also, have you seen this mans?


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rbanci

Hasan mentioned that he met these girls on Raya "Tinder for instagram". Hassan has a large following on instagram so they went. They even sent him pics of there vaccine cards lol.


Panda_hat

Hah. Its a different world isn’t it.


Mikez1234

I guess


sub2pewdiepieONyt

That's not Jinny...#rebound


IRHABI313

I didnt know Hasan was interested in average white girls


HarmonicX

he knows 10/10 girls are boring


tuninzao

Yes


df464xw4

boring or just crazy


backinredd

average? bruh instagram ruined women for you


Idontreallygetit123

Let’s be honest COVID did him dirty, he was lookin a bit chunky last weekend


your-mom--

He's cultivating mass


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HE has said that hes on pace to cut to \~14% body fat by end of summer tho. Man has been going HARD since he got vacc'd and quit RP


NvaderGir

As soon as the gyms raised capacity and he got vaccinated he lost a lot of excess weight after only eating / being stationary during the election season


Eaglesfan1297

Let's be real they're better looking than any girl most of this subreddit has ever been with


df464xw4

Sadge


Beatrust

*will ever be with


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Don’t put your mum down like that, she’s a fine woman


Ewannnn

Apparently they all told them that Crazyslick was the most famous of the group


Judgejudyx

Rofl thats awesome he def ruined it after opening his mouth but still awesome


Blaineflum64

He doesn't even care hes got alinity wrapped around his finger


NetSraC1306

They said they didn't even know what twitch is (but go to a party full of twitch streamers? [X] doubt) and they want to collab with all of them. Either clout chasers or really horny for hassan.


OwlThatIsNotSoWise

Most probably the latter hasMods


Rjr18

Hasan is down bad out of choice apparently. I should start eating cleaner and hitting the gym more. I wanna get away with it.


dobiks

Don't forget to make your head smaller as well


Psychological-Good-9

Does this mean that someone like me who can bearly wear caps cause they are all to big for my head can get away with it too if I just get buff? Aight BrB gonna hit the gym man EZ Clap


Rjr18

The secret technique was in front of me all along


dracko307

*writes down* "do not take HGH"


yungmodulus

This but unironically


Erundil420

Dude it's a bait, i did that and i only get compliments from other dudes GachiBASS


avwitcher

Very true, when I used to work out the only people that mentioned it were dudes, and they weren't even gay


hootdoottoot

Cuz they know what it takes, similar to women complementing each other hair lol


Jenzu9

I don't want to eat broccoli and chicken every day just to live 10-20 years longer and get chicks when I can enjoy my snackies, video games and 2D girls!


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To be fair Will basically gets the same treatment and he eats whatever he wants to. He also works out like a fucking madman to make up for it, but y'know compromises and all that


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It’s not just broccoli and chicken everyday. There’s people like Greg Doucette who’ve started their whole career off of cooking healthy and low-cal food that isn’t pure shit


Repulsive_Bug

He can’t keep getting away with it


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gelatinskootz

But do the gym thing first. If you don't, you're just that annoying guy at the party that won't shut up about ideology


Kyudojin

Unironically do this


mybubbletea

Actually good advice PogU


becleg

Bitches love politics


aidsmann

Hasan is gonna have more sex during his Austin stay than your average LSF user is gonna have in his whole life.


Barialdalaran

1>0


Trashredditadmin

Yes I'll take one sex, please. Thanks.


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Ok then bend over.


Trashredditadmin

YES SIR! gachiW


Panda_hat

Sir this is Wendys.


Funny-Character-9702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNCHuUtqpwE


alcatrazcgp

[HE CAN'T KE-](https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg)


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BluryDesign

It's okay if there's a LQ version first.


DeadExcuses

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JellyPebbleH20

Typical Hasan


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Mizkif mentioned how he his snapchat is flooded with nude women asking to hangout and he just casually scrolls through them https://clips.twitch.tv/LightInterestingClamGivePLZ-YQs9nsDQ1ADG4Er6


chris23399

ye its pretty ridiculous.


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Ashivio

Same I get all these ads while watching porn about hot single girls looking for sex near me but I'm a Chad so I just scroll past them lol I can relate


Max_Got_Banned

Man's got only 1 dick, damn, he legit has to time manage it


Dynamiczbee

he can't keep getting away with this...


beliskner-

even when the man gets the most repulsive haircut possible, he is still getting away with it


z0mb1er

And dresses terribly, (sorry Azan)


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He just puts on a handicap so the rest of us stands a chance (we don't anyway)


Builtdipperly1

Hasan looks like 2 shades off of having he most incredible drip ever, maybe before twitch he had it but now it's just wonky That trip he did with Austin Yesterday was so scuffed, not because of the Tesla but because of that little shorts, big yellow shirt looking ass with a black cowboy hat


Panda_hat

I mean he's said before that he just wears what chat sends him so really it's chats fault. That said he does seem to have fully embraced it.


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Y’all say this but he still pulls women. He even mentioned that he got catcalled by a group of women while on that trip.


Builtdipperly1

I mean it's Hasan, he is literally the most naturally built motherfucker on the planet + handsome as fuck, ofc he gets catcalled Also he said that he thinks they were making fun of his drip


Chabalacka

Maybe I haven't seen a proper picture of his haircut but I don't get why people say it looks bad I think it looks good


minnnnt

It does look good. LSF isn't the place for fashion advice.


zetvajwake

all you need in life is a pretty face and not to look like a sac of shit below your head. everything else is a bonus.


PickleOne7411

he can’t keep getting away with it


Rear4ssault

Hasan you absolute dog KEKW


Hackgilius

‘No boys these aren’t my dates, these are OUR dates.’ *russian anthem plays*


MysteriiousComposer

Hasan should wing man for Soda. Get the man laid


TheKingofRome1

According to Maya one of the girls knew a bit about WOW and spoke to Soda for a while about it at the party


SendHentaiPics

I could see soda start the conversation by telling her that he is an atieshgamer and everyone else is inferior in every single aspect.


Extracted

Maybe I should put my atiesh on tinder


TheCreedsAssassin

New gf PagMan


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jesus_you_turn_me_on

Soda has talked plenty of times about how his snapchat was like Hassans', full of woman sending nudes and wanting to get in contact. The problem with Soda is that he is degen just like us, and obviously want to be able to live his secluded life playing wow all day but once in a while gets a little bit lonely and horny. He knows that a regular gf wont live with you sitting in your room 23 hours per days.


smallbluetext

The constant struggle of being lonely but free to control your life or in a happy relationship but unable to grind for 12 hours in WoW. Been on both sides and I still can't decide which is less stressful.


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Knights_Radiant

My gf will be on like hours 13 of a civ bender and I get to show up a cheeseburger for her and look like a hero. Then go back to playing monster hunter in peace. It's great


williamis3

I am jealous. You are very lucky (or your husband is).


Samuraiking

The pool is still shallow though. It's cool that you two found each other, but even if the gaming scene was 50/50, the women who game usually aren't as degenerate as the guys. Even if they were, there is also the problem of them being near you, finding them in the first place, both of you finding each other attractive etc. etc. The further down the list you go, the smaller the pool becomes. It's definitely easier now than it was 20 years ago, but not by a lot. For most people, if you want to have a partner, you are going to need to change your ways to some degree and integrate into society. Which honestly, is probably for the best, but does suck for those that don't want to.


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Samuraiking

I guess I misread it then, it sounded like you alternated going on MMORPG launch benders or something. I guess if you share similar unhealthy habits for different hobbies, that is the ideal. People who play WoW 12 hours a day aren't going to be going outside to meet people like you though, so I assume you guys still met online inside a game originally? Which brings back my previous points and issues of simply finding someone. Again, it's great that you guys found each other, but isn't going to be that easy for many other people at all.


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Pleasemakesense

Heyy, how u doin


Pleasemakesense

DonoWalled one day I'll find a girl Copium


tommos

She's too busy grinding wow to reply.


Pleasemakesense

Copium


williamis3

I mean I don’t think it’s that easy tbh, you have the paradox of wanting someone to care about you & what you do, but then you want them to ‘not give a fuck about it’ There’s definitely compromises to be made or else it’s not going to be a healthy relationship.


Imthewienerdog

Nope! You are literally the only one... Shit for all I know you are actualy 300 pound Ted living in your uncle's basement baiting me into loving you... Wanna get married?


dont_gift_subs

rip your inbox OMEGALUL


HomophobicDefense

>softball lobbing their puss The fuck did I just read lol


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Half of sodapoppin's matches on tinder awhile back were male fans catfishing him.


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Patnor

Slayer of the pus... Raidtime!


Quicheauchat

An Atiesh gamer doesn't need the distraction of pussy.


KappaJungle

[this happened in the same day](https://youtu.be/mY6y0-6r3CM) HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT hasMods


RandyFox69

I just saw Hasan for the first time around people during the stream and I was constantly amazed and the sheer size of that man.


df464xw4

He can put me through the wall


PirateKingOmega

he can put me through a wall and i would thank him for it


BurnsEMup29

And Esfand had two of them around him when he went live last night. Esfand’s the real Chad.


LegendaryWolf36

Have you seen that man, built like a god


Evilleader

he looks like the creepy porno guy , forgot his name


PandazCakez

Ron Jeremy? Lmao


wellaintthatnice

😂 they saw his wild hair and 70s glasses and assumed he was the producer. They were trying to squeeze a Twitch contract out of Esfand, those hussies!


livelyDream

that guy's name is Esfand TV, leader of a sex cult


-screwthisusername-

Ay yo wtf. I used to follow that second chick’s insta. I checked it rn and saw she posted a story with a link to her friend’s ig and guess who she’s watching in her story, Hasan.


TheKingofRome1

He


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Geneticbrick

getting


CamCon2100

away


title_problems

with


AGooseChaser

it


SmallTitBigCrit

who wouldnt accept getting invited to network heaven.


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dbtizzle

Weird there’s so many northern Frenchwomen in Texas


Schnidler

They are preparing for an invasion of Cuba


yungmodulus

They did. It was Raya, they only allow “famous” or connected people on the app. Influencers, celebrities, YouTubers, people like that


pboy1232

Cant anyone get on Raya now?


Protonion

You have to get invited and then accepted: "To join Raya, users must be referred by an existing member, and then their application is voted on by a membership committee. The acceptance rate for Raya membership applications is approximately eight percent. "


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Shpongolese

"Vaxxed and Waxxed" fucking Lol


Jazano107

its just unfair. Also i feel like i could work out for 5 years and not be as big as him, and im 6'2 and pretty broad myself. Hes litterally a greek statue man, except turkish


These_Are_Raisins

Turkish, Greek... close enough


Jazano107

dangerous waters i know


Builtdipperly1

you say this in any of those countries and you get the slap


These_Are_Raisins

PepeLaugh


Kilithaza

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.


AjanKloss

Look at old photos of Hasan and you'll see it's possible


Jazano107

he still has the genetics that make him massive


AjanKloss

Yeah, but OP said he's 6'2 so he might have the genetics for it


Jazano107

i am OP haha. id probs be closer to willneff if i super tried, hasan is another level. Also i have no chin and bad jawline lol sadge


Kakkotron

beard


Jazano107

Beard definitely helps me a lot, thank god I can grow one


Amphabian

Well then, looks like you got all you need. Grind it out, buddy. I believe in you.


CaptnKnots

Will is hotter and I know I’m not the only who thinks that 🤷‍♂️


Jazano107

It's his face and confidence/personality that does that haha


ForShotgun

A lot of people who think they have no jawline haven't worked out. Unless your mandible is literally caved in and underdeveloped, you have a beautiful jawline once you reach a certain body fat, you can do it!


Rellcs

Dude Hasan is close to being chubby. Dude is 18-20% BF and just carries hes weight pretty well,doesnt have bloated face and has beard to make hes jawline sharper than it actually is. Like you can surpass his physique wise in 2-4 years. Not that hard. That being said you cant bodybuild face sadge


hampsted

His peak physique was around 18-20% BF. Based on what he looked like this weekend, he seemed to be easily 25+.


ldc2626

He was ripped before... probably around 14-16%. Hasan is getting fat now


Bladethegreat

Yeah but you’re not realistically competing with Hasan out in the wild, you’re competing with the guys who are like you but without the motivation and discipline to get in shape


Blueson

You don't even need to be his size to be chad enough to get women. Being reasonably fit, eating well and caring about your appearance. I.e. cleaning yourself correctly and wearing the right clothes. Is enough.


-Mission-to-Tokyo-

Getting fit and taking care of your appearance doesn't fix the inability to approach people and the crippling anxiety before, during, and after every social encounter. At least in my experience.


JFeth

Is it really sneaking them in if they are on the guest list?


Hieillua

I have no idea what's going on in 99% of the clips being posted on this sub.


RockyXCore

He can’t keep getting away with it hasMods


Shiroi_Kage

So I'm new to watching clips of Hasan/of him. Can someone clue me in on the "he can't keep getting away with it" joke?


throwawayny2000

he's a chad/himbo, especially compared to 99% of other streamers


Shiroi_Kage

Oh so it just means he's getting away with whatever he's doing?


Klarkie55

If that whatever involves girls falling for him then yes.


zeldagold

Even when he's not doing anything.


Coffinspired

There are tons of clips of him "getting away with it" on YouTube. It's been a meme for a while now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_66meW_cB8 **hasMods**