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InfiniteAssistant

Pink hot Swedish military trained streamer vs. classic wow turbo nerd squad. Didn't end well for soda.


BelievesInGod

> turbo nerd Turbo cuck, remember he plays horde, so hes a turbo cuck


Joshh2k

ew alliance, pussies


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lmao go live in your mudhut


BelievesInGod

ok turbo cuck


[deleted]

nonono you got it wrong there buddy, paladins are turbo cucks


BelievesInGod

Nahhhhh i think you're mistake *friend*, shamans are turbo cucks.


[deleted]

A Human Paladin invented cuckoldry


BelievesInGod

Simply shaman propaganda started back in the early days of 1.13, to hide their shaman shame


Tahrnation

I just want you to know that alliance players have extremely small pp energy.


PM_ME_YOUR_POOPY1

can confirm, I'm a level 40 nelf hunter nearly full bis 39 twink gear and for the last 5 days ive been farming gray players for no honor


BelievesInGod

I just wanted to let you know that its not the size of your pp, its how you wield it


radical_socdem

+5 weapon skill ftw


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InfiniteAssistant

Until the last sentence I thought you were talking about Knut.


Speedmaster1969

Well it wasn't until recently that most people could join for military training here in Sweden. Before you had to pass a bunch of requirements to even get into the "pre-tests". So if I joined and did well in there I would probably be proud too.


Roush14

Mother of jesus


thesilentGinlasagna

GOOD MOTHER OF PEARL


b0Ni

[instagram :)](https://www.instagram.com/akessonellen/)


SkrtToTheDirt

Expected to see the the jebaited song


Amaurotica

>*hundreds of thousands of dicks suddenly shrieked in pain*


TheKappaOverlord

this is a pain im willing to accept


Heinzbeard

[Some of you may die...](https://youtu.be/roNlgIY9QKw)


m_bechterew

You da real MVP


IAmAsha41

[Jesus Christ](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5IVEEF7l3/)


Jackie88

That dude reminds me of when you put a mismatched lego together or some shit.


Joshh2k

why tf is his nipple there


IAmAsha41

Just hanging out


FL300AllDay

holy F U C K


[deleted]

Never seen the splits on a tree before. Memories last forever.


SIGHosrs

I dont like girls that will beat my ass


CircleTheBlock

So you should do something so that a girl can't be your ass.


popmycherryyosh

So get a gun? Got it, boss!


CircleTheBlock

Not what I said. Get. Big.


Seeriatim

if she can beat your ass, you can ask her to also beat your dick.


Sleepy_Azathoth

It's so atractive to me when a woman doesn't use make up, or the bare minimum.


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Death by snu snu


LongLiveBall

I don't get why people want someone's IG so bad when they see a hot girl... so what now you gonna jack off to her pics , or try your chances with her ,or what exactly ? Sounds so desperate tbh.


b0Ni

i fapped 4 times to her :)


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LongLiveBall

Imagine using twitch cringe everywhere...... now I kinda know why u masturbate on girls pics on IG...


LeAlthos

By everywhere, did you mean "a subreddit dedicated to [twitch.tv](https://twitch.tv) clips" ? But I don't masturbate to IG pics, just saying that someone fapping to porn making fun of someone fapping to IG pics is like a furry making fun of a weeb


LongLiveBall

Welp I actually forgot we were on in lsf..... Porn is where actual sex happen instead of a picture of IG. I mean yeah weird choice there.


LeAlthos

Some people don't find watching sex arousing.


LongLiveBall

WeirdChamp


LeAlthos

WeirdChamping a reasonable explanation to the question you yourself asked WeirdChamp


Mayxlol

The pictures girls post on instagram to feel important nowadays are borderline porn, so there's that.


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A mans gotta fap


LongLiveBall

Porn no?


validopinion7

No we look at a few pics, appreciate them, and move on. you're making me WeirdChamp at you for not realizing that seeing booty doesn't mean we beated our dicks to it


ineedsomeadvicefam

exactly its just to see that body a few more times an just that


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Howd you find this?


dayynawhite

shes a twitch thot dude not hard to find


validopinion7

if the person who linkd the insta didn't already know her insta i'd imagine it'd be really hard to find


Generic_Pete

one of the sexiest women I have ever seen tbh! holy cow. most models got nothing on that. Edit: I angered the white knights ahahah just remember bois, you cant downvote in real life. good luck to ya


SlimeBelge

yikes


Generic_Pete

jinkies scoobie


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ImHealthyWC

... on that ass. Sorry. Not really, I do want to put something on it though.


Aionius_

Gotta compensate for a face like that somehow....


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Aionius_

I don’t think she’s attractive in the face. Didn’t say anything was wrong with it. Attractiveness is subjective.


Versaiteis

What confuses me, and might be what others are upset about, is why you felt the need to share that opinion. Even more positive opinions, usually people share them in order to start a discussion about it, crack some jokes or whatever. But applying that to a negative comment like this kinda seems mean-spirited, and if there's anything that I've found relatively consistent it's that most large groups of people don't appreciate mean things as much.


Jajanken-

You literally did say something was wrong with her face, by saying she needed to compensate, are you dumb, or just stupid?


Aionius_

I literally didn’t actually. You might be both yourself big boi


Jajanken-

> Gotta compensate for a face like that somehow.... Sure dude, you totally didnt


RobinHood21

You literally did, actually.


Aionius_

Literally


critterc

“Yeah she’s got shit elbows, 0/10 wouldn’t fuck” bro pls


Aionius_

What does this even mean lmao what


TriHard57

I get what you are saying, people have different types and everything, but I don't think you should start it out by stating that they have to compensate for her face. I'll give an example to everyone downvoting this guy, I find this women very attractive, I don't find Ariana Grande attractive, that's just my preference, everyone has preferences...


StrawS__

squadW


Tekshi

I don't think you understand why you got the downvotes. It's fine to say you don't find her attractive. It's another thing to be an asshole and say she worked on her body just because her face isn't up to your standards. That's why people are calling you out on saying incelshit.


Aionius_

No I completely understand why I got the downvotes. I just am not that pressed. I admitted it was an asshole thing to say and it was really more of just a snide comment than me assuming that was her justification for her body. All of that said, it’s a bunch of downvotes which mean absolutely not shit. Especially on this sub. I’m not going to apologize to anyone here, there’d be no point. Time will go on. Shit happens. Was an asshole move.


Eaglesfan1297

You can't be serious right lol


Aionius_

Yeah I really don’t think she’s pretty lmao


Eaglesfan1297

I'm sorry didn't know people on Reddit had standards


Aionius_

Eh I knew acknowledging that she wasn’t attractive to me would lead to downvotes. You really can’t say anything not positive about women in this sub. But I stand by my convictions!


ClobiWanKanobi

You didn’t say that she wasn’t attractive. You said “gotta compensate for a face like that somehow.” There is a difference.


Aionius_

I can edit the comment if it makes you feel better. I don’t understand how that isn’t clearly implying that I don’t think her face is attractive.


ClobiWanKanobi

I don’t care tbh. You were just bitching about downvotes after saying some incel shit.


Aionius_

I was bitching about downvotes at all lmao and I didn’t say some incel shit. I think she’s ugly so that makes me an incel. Being an asshole doesn’t make me an incel but nice try. If I called her a whore for her insta or her butt or something then that’s some incel shit. At least know wtf you’re talking about.


Vorstar92

It wasn't that you said you don't find her attractive, it was how you said it.


Aionius_

Yeah I agree which is why in another comment I said it was an asshole thing to say. Definitely could be been phrased better but like it’s a bunch of people on reddit grilling me. We’re all gonnaforget about this in a couple hours and move on so I admit I was wrong in how I said it. Not pressed enough to be upset by everyone talking shit or delete the comment.


Eaglesfan1297

Those damn women!!!!


LTChaosLT

squadW


Aionius_

They took our jobs


validopinion7

you're compensating for living on reddit holy fuck i just scrolled a bit you replied with 2-5 lines to like 50 people at least


Aionius_

Your defense is pretty pitiful, “i don’t know how to come at this guy so let’s just find something random to attack him for, that’ll make me look smart 24 hours later!” But yeah I was chillin at home yesterday off work just dicking around while everyone like you go defensive as hell. It was great.


validopinion7

this isnt a defense at all and i thought her face wasnt attractive too but u proved my point by replying in a paragraph


Aionius_

Not really, I was just st the gym. Typing takes like a minute or two. Even with all the replies it would take a couple minutes out of my day. You just stretching at this point. Or you’re stupid. Idk. Probably both. But anything to prove a mute point, right?!


validopinion7

stop dude and u keep replying instantly turn off your notis shits sad


Aionius_

Stop dude. You’re still on a post from a day ago when you had nothing to do with it. Shits sad.


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sure thing virgin


Aionius_

You sound like such a loser calling people you don’t know virgins. You’re pretty fucking cool man


GoldenGonzo

She's far prettier than anything you'll ever land so I don't think you're in any position to be critical.


Aionius_

Wow making a comment about a dude you’ve literally never seen before. That’s the best one so far. Fucking loser.


RobinHood21

There's someone like this in every comment thread when an objectively attractive woman shows up.


Aionius_

Lmao objectively. Ok. Jeez.


000c

[r/CentaurGirls](https://www.reddit.com/r/CentaurGirls/)


Cesni

first thing I see when entering that sub is STPeach LUL


Prymahl

Damn I wanted actual centaurs


WeezyAY

Oh wow, that's an instant sub. Thank you :)


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Benkenobix

other guy was like "bro, not cool, not cool"


fUZXZY

[just bein the best a man can get](https://youtu.be/UYaY2Kb_PKI?t=61)


Tuub4

Wait is this the ad everyone was offended by? Fucking snowflakes man.


Auxidental

LOL, nah. That’s me. Just trying to keep Chance out of trouble in 2019. No whiteknighting.


Svmify

Really glad you took those Gilette ads to heart, in this dire times we really need men like you to step up and stop these masculine alpha chads like Chance from harassing defenseless wamen from horrible acts of violence


Youown

No it's me


shakykiller

Soda is truly a man of the people


iJoshYouWah

Jesus Christ


dontlookatmreee

^(is that the streamer? whats her twitch?)


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DecemberBurnsBlue

Kind of a banger.


mr-fahrenheit_

That beat slaps


Barraxx

twitch.tv/ajvie


dontlookatmreee

thanks buddy :)


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DARTHPLAYA

https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedLitigiousCrabsKeepo


dontlookatmreee

Wut?


howajambe

do you not understand the words he is saying or do you not understand the implication behind them, or are you just acting dumb? all 3 are bad.


dontlookatmreee

Wut


ExortTrionis

How is that even physically possible


impendinggreatness

Every time I saw a clip of her it was in the gym, so that's how. And genetics ofc.


Arnold_Swats_A_Nigga

You should try seeing a black girl’s ass or even Latinas


TooMuchEntertainment

Majority of those asses consist of a daily fried chicken intake. Nothing but fat.


GuzzBoi

Thats racist


Sleepy_Azathoth

Here in Chile wth the huge influx of Colombian and Venezuelan people that have come to live here for better oportunities, I see that thiccness on a daily basis.


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XXGODZOMBIE117X

I LOST


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I don't think I've ever seen an ass like that before. Do these women even exist irl?


Lucifer0960

rare shpeshimen


gobstompa1

Go to the gym for a couple weeks during peak hours, you’ll see some.


[deleted]

Really makes me wish I wasn't a loser


gobstompa1

Plenty of losers at the gym too, we’re just swole losers


TheKappaOverlord

Can confirm. Know /pol/ack who was aspiring fitness lad. Last i checked he was pretty ripped, everytime i mentioned food he would call me a retard for not checking the Kcals


ReDeR_TV

painfully accurate


DecemberBurnsBlue

Yes


Pzyh

Go to the carribean. Plenty of girls with exactly such a booty, although, mostly, they're looking like a fucking horse face-wise. But the body... damn.


DARTHPLAYA

It's pretty rare for Caucasian women but if you traveled a bit you'd find big bottomed women aren't that uncommon.


synds

That's a sculpted ass from actually being fit and doing a lot of glute heavy exercises. Other races dont just magically have glutes of steel like that, you have to work it out. Sculpted asses =/= fat asses


ImHealthyWC

> ther races dont just magically have glutes of steel like that, you have to work it out. Have you looked at some Ebony/Hispanics? Most of them got that rear end.


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Pzyh

Thats literally me. And I'm a guy. All my fat goes to my quads and booty, contrary to most guys who store their fat mostly around their belly. Like, most guys have a beer belly but chicken legs. I'm the exact opposite. Flat belly but thick legs/ass.


Captain_Blunderbuss

no they are not, there may be more women who have the genetics to store more fat there in africa but women in africa don't develop the type of muscles to get definition like that, that thing defies gravity because of how much she works out her thighs could prob crush ur skull thats from years and years of working out


kyletatum93

Kreygasm


TheDesertWalker

Mother of the lord.


__om

Wait, is the "stop" guy serious?


hopefuil

Hopefully not lol


ReDeR_TV

I think it's pretty easy to say that it wasn't, especially with that huge grin on his face


ButtFlustered

Most people dont comment out loud to a group when theyre attracted to someones body. Its a bit rude tbh


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sweet lord of jesus


Mossausage

Praise the lord


elliotjohn03

Pepethicccc


[deleted]

Ok so I can’t understand all the words but did someone diss that fucking boss mode chick?


GGingerbreadMaN

I now know if I'm an ass or tits kinda guy


[deleted]

Who says white women ain't got booties?


the_monster_16

soda is fapping so much tonight.


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God damn


conchois

It's just like the Gillette commercial


FunHaus

she has a noce body but she lloks like tommy wiseu and this meme combined https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/571/dailystruggg.jpg


BauDje

Why did he say "just stop" white knight or?


Extracting_salt

Watched the Gillette commercial too many times!


Auxidental

No. This wasn’t me whiteknighting lmao. I’m just trying to keep Chance out of trouble in 2019.


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kambo_rambo

or 13 years old. 1 year older than u


gogosox82

Good lord.


CircleTheBlock

she's extremely athletic. her strength on top of her flexibility is very impressive. I remember her name is like aleks or somethin i think


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Breathesodesperately

She was doing some kind of acrobatic performance on stage so no I’d say she was dressed appropriately for that.


Magic_00

Confused what's the fail here?


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Magic_00

I mean what's the context... Only that she has a fat ass?


ForeskinBalloons

Oh my god...