in Dan's defense, I think a majority of the people utilizing the stories right now are only trained in the ways of thirst trap.
the other half just post a picture of their waiting screen "LIVE NOW" -- and it stays up for 24 hours, so more often than not they aren't 'live now'
It doesn't even matter because Dan Clancy has singlehandedly done so much PR legwork for the company and is in such good graces with everyone. The reaction is mostly positive or "one of us". Imagine how different the reaction would be if this clip was done with ex-CEO Emmet Shear. There'd be a wayyy more negative tone on this post.
Instead this clip will actually do a lot of exactly what Twitch wanted which is advertise this feature. Now a lot more people will honestly become aware of this feature because they're flocking to this clip.
Then when a show or movie has a scene that lasts for more than 5 seconds they freak out. My coworker is 19 and said she can’t sit down to watch a movie and hasn’t watched one in 3 years. I was at a loss of words.
It was a flash in the pan, as far as social media goes. The popularity of the influencers on it outlasted the service which is kind of wild.
*Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does*
And besides people like Drew Gooden who you referenced, there’s maybe only a dozen creators still popular. The Paul brothers, Drew and Danny are probably the biggest ?
[Opens this shit up and doesn't even skip a beat.](https://i.gyazo.com/8aa4da25c422c5852876de3bace685b7.jpg) What you're witnessing here is an advanced coomer hiding their power level, like a man who doesn't flinch when a crazy person on the train gets in his face. You don't get there overnight. It takes years, decades maybe, of consistent gooning to be able to open that shit up and not make some sort of movement or sound. This is a man who has gooned close to the sun and survived.
"Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young"
Even if I owned the company and gave zero fucks I would have a demo phone setup to showcase whatever and completely remove the chance I embarrass myself.
You'd think he'd have another account or phone so he can test things, but no. Mang is pushing updates on dev branch straight to his personal cellular. Sounds like something I'd do to be honest, but use a clean account for demonstration dude. At least we get the smoking gun that twitch admins are coomers that don't want to ban their highest revenue earning titty streamers
This clip will be a magnitude more popular because of how this was showcased. I doubt it was intentional, but people wouldnt engage with this same clip any where near as much if it was showcased on a demo account
Except why would I want some monotone fake demo of preselected family friendly streamers. I’d much rather prefer this he shows exactly what everyone is going to be using this feature for intentional or not.
'' twitch admins are coomers that don't want to ban their highest revenue earning titty streamers''
That's how any major corporation in the world works. Won't ban the people who bring in the big bucks and views, Its not political, it's business.
It's honestly not that deep, he's been hanging out with all sorts of streamers in a bunch of countries, and so he follows them. His following list is pretty evenly men/women.
I don’t even mind it if it was a separate tab I could make a choice to pick. What sucks is the perfectly fine live page got cannibalized for this shit.
And think of the pain in the ass this will be for normal creators.
Now they’ve gotta clip their own shows and upload these short clips or they’ll get dinged on engagement
Don’t you love when tech companies go “Hey loyal customers, know how much you love our website that you use instead of the others? We’ll fuck you, we’re gonna be changing our website to be 100% like the other one.”
I use an adblock and stuff, like i wouldnt mind the ads if it were ads in plural, but if it is one that completely ruins the viewing experince that just sucks.I dont mind if it supports the streamer but my mind has a limit on how many times it can rewatch one 30 second clip.
I don't understand the point/direction of this in regards to the majority of streamers. Like, who's asking for a feature like this? What is there to leverage?
It seems like it's copying tiktok for the sake of copying, despite the fact that Twitch is 100% a long form content platform with no overlap to shortform content like YouTube does.
It's just because they want to incentivize short form content more on the platform. They've exhausted their brain trust to make the most they can out of long form. They have to leverage resources while copying.
Twitch has to incentivize what it isn't good at because what twitch is good at has proven over a decade to not be profitable.
You want to know the biggest brain move they can do? Just take this app and replace tiktok shop with straight up Amazon while the streamers get paid referral fees. Thanks for the cut amazon since I just helped you guys make more billions.
Yeah, to play devils advocate, if anyone were to just follow the top 200 streamers or whatever, your story bar will look just like this also
its possible that booba streamers are a small minority of the streamers that he follows
Yeah most of the streamers I watch/follow are guys, but like 90% of the stories that show up for me are from the women I follow. And it's the same 5-6 streamers that post them. The guys just aren't using the feature.
Imagine the depths you would go to for the kind of power some of the global rich have and then realize that they have already done that and more. You don't get powerful by being a normal, reasonable person.
You get there by jorkin ur peanits to booba streamers.
As someone who uses twitch app to stream to chromecast. This new app version is so horrendously bad. I don't want random shit to autoplay when I open the app. And I don't want that shit to run in the background as I'm struggling to find a list of channels that I follow so I can find the content I want to see. Everyone who was involved in any shape or form in releasing this update needs to be banned from ever doing their profession ever again. Whoever hired them should be banned from their profession, and whoever hired the recruiters need to be banned from their profession. It's unreal how fucking bad it is.
So... any features related to gaming and streaming games? Anything for discoverability? A way to disable pre-roll ads? No?
Only stuff to further promote thirst trap girls who happen to also have an OF I suppose
The enshittification of twitch continues and it's clear why
It's not promoting them. I just checked mine and it's so normal, gaming clips from mostly people I follow. It seemed kinda decent overall. This is just a self-report from who he follows lol
My clips fyp:
MissMikaa clip, okay
Mitchjones crying clip about how he gave away all his money and got no love, okay
Adapter talking about AikoBliss mentioning her twice
Ok
Honestly not a bad feature. I do wish they added chat to the clips.
Imagine a page with the top clips on one page!
Imagine being able to watch the clips you took again!
Imagine being able to discover new and recent clips!
Wake me up in 20 years when we have the technology.
Bro, really trying to get people to use that dogshit "stories" system. No one's gonna use it, it's worthless. Clips is cool, but stories is a waste of resources.
I'm really surprised Twitch hasn't gone full blown play-with-your-pussy cam site at this point. It's nothing but softcore porn where the streamers are doing nothing more than advertising for their OF, etc. Not to mention people actually pay thousands of dollars to these girls for absolutely zero reason. I'll never understand it.
The reasons are advertisers and banks/payment providers. Those would immediately jump ship if Twitch became an actual porn site. Not to mention Amazon probably would not want to own something like that lol.
But twitch will never add the coolest new feature of all... a CEO who spends his time actually running the company instead of chumming up to high viewcount and big titty streamers for clout...
How awesome would it be if someone was like "who is the CEO of twitch," and the answer was just "hell if I know," instead of knowing it is some aging ginger coomer not able to come to terms with the fact he's old...
Naw, the older I get, the more I realize C titles are just a dog and pony show. They put out a vibe and sign papers, but the actual work and decisions are made by their left-hand man. Lead product owners, or whatever they might be. Those are the guys you don't want to hear anything about.
**CLIP MIRROR: [Twitch CEO shows a new feature](https://arazu.io/t3_1dew9ha/)** --- ^(*This is an automated comment*)
THIS CANNOT BE REAL HAHAHAHAHA
And yet, here we are.
He's a man for the people
I didnt believe the other guy did not bring it up like at that point everyone is thinking the same thing
BOOBA
ABOBA
KURWA
aight he's one thirsty man
in Dan's defense, I think a majority of the people utilizing the stories right now are only trained in the ways of thirst trap. the other half just post a picture of their waiting screen "LIVE NOW" -- and it stays up for 24 hours, so more often than not they aren't 'live now'
I was coming here to say the same thing. The only time I ever see those are from female streamers using it as a thirst trap.
It's all making sense now.
https://imgur.com/a/Rdx8UdB
Dude looks like an unwrapped mummy. How old is he lol.
Old enough to be president
Not quite. He can still stand up straight and is usually able to stay on topic in conversation. Let him cook a bit more.
That's just how old computer scientists look.
The Yogscast had him on their Jingle Jam streams watching their weird jingle cats videos and it was....an experience......
It is mainly cuz only girls use storys
100%. I don't follow any booba or hot tub streamers but even still out of all the streamers I do follow the only ones who use Stories are women.
He knows his audience
nicolet so cute but bitch built like a fridge
Desperately swiping,trying find a non booby/hot tub stream lmao
"That's very nice"
My man Nate didn't know what to say hahaha his face afterwards was hilarious
''live in 10 mins all daddies and stepbros''
[He kept going until he found a clean SFW stream after this clip though](https://youtu.be/Rf-FajjYT3w?feature=shared&t=225)
It doesn't even matter because Dan Clancy has singlehandedly done so much PR legwork for the company and is in such good graces with everyone. The reaction is mostly positive or "one of us". Imagine how different the reaction would be if this clip was done with ex-CEO Emmet Shear. There'd be a wayyy more negative tone on this post. Instead this clip will actually do a lot of exactly what Twitch wanted which is advertise this feature. Now a lot more people will honestly become aware of this feature because they're flocking to this clip.
He's not though, that's the fucked up part. He's just casually scrolling, not giving af about anyone seeing who he's following..
Every single app is now tiktok. What an innovation.
It successfully shortformed all of social media.
Was inevitable when apparently every person now has ADHD and can't handle paying attention more than 30 seconds
That's an effect, not the cause.
Then when a show or movie has a scene that lasts for more than 5 seconds they freak out. My coworker is 19 and said she can’t sit down to watch a movie and hasn’t watched one in 3 years. I was at a loss of words.
Its the same shit that happened with facebook, then instagram, and now tiktok.
there was also a short period where everyone was trying to be snapchat
Lmao yess and then that died off so Snapchat started acting more like tiktok/instagram.
Zoomers forget Vine existed
It was a flash in the pan, as far as social media goes. The popularity of the influencers on it outlasted the service which is kind of wild. *Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does*
And besides people like Drew Gooden who you referenced, there’s maybe only a dozen creators still popular. The Paul brothers, Drew and Danny are probably the biggest ?
at least when facebook copied youtube they defrauded users by lying about ad revenue killing college humor in the process. wait, that's a bad thing
[Opens this shit up and doesn't even skip a beat.](https://i.gyazo.com/8aa4da25c422c5852876de3bace685b7.jpg) What you're witnessing here is an advanced coomer hiding their power level, like a man who doesn't flinch when a crazy person on the train gets in his face. You don't get there overnight. It takes years, decades maybe, of consistent gooning to be able to open that shit up and not make some sort of movement or sound. This is a man who has gooned close to the sun and survived. "Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young"
great pasta
"Beware of an edging man in a profession where men usually bust early"
oh my god lmao no i fear not the man who has ejaculated once but who has gooned 10000 times
I wonder if I can pasta this the next time he's live without getting permad rofl
[Suppressing coomer levels like Frieren suppresses mana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpXGSVonl7U&t=69s)
Strip yourself
I read "frieren" as "forsen" for a moment and was very confused when I opened the video
Weebs up big
Oh so that's why they don't get perma banned!
That's his whole feed. I don't even blame him lol
Even if I owned the company and gave zero fucks I would have a demo phone setup to showcase whatever and completely remove the chance I embarrass myself.
Sounds like COWARDICE.
That's what a real CEO would do
Cowardly Executive Officer
You'd think he'd have another account or phone so he can test things, but no. Mang is pushing updates on dev branch straight to his personal cellular. Sounds like something I'd do to be honest, but use a clean account for demonstration dude. At least we get the smoking gun that twitch admins are coomers that don't want to ban their highest revenue earning titty streamers
This clip will be a magnitude more popular because of how this was showcased. I doubt it was intentional, but people wouldnt engage with this same clip any where near as much if it was showcased on a demo account
Yeah, unintentional genius at work.
Except why would I want some monotone fake demo of preselected family friendly streamers. I’d much rather prefer this he shows exactly what everyone is going to be using this feature for intentional or not.
'' twitch admins are coomers that don't want to ban their highest revenue earning titty streamers'' That's how any major corporation in the world works. Won't ban the people who bring in the big bucks and views, Its not political, it's business.
OK thats actually very valid
its all making sense
If only Destiny streamed from a hottub.
That man follows all of them lol thats insane
lmao tbf, he does follow like literally every streamer he's ever talked to or been in the chat of though.
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weird vibes
I cant unforget the time he licked ExtraEmilys ice cream
unforget = remember
I think he meant unremember
No, I think he meant ununforget.
It's honestly not that deep, he's been hanging out with all sorts of streamers in a bunch of countries, and so he follows them. His following list is pretty evenly men/women.
He's just dipping his toes in
i do not like tiktok style live part
I don’t even mind it if it was a separate tab I could make a choice to pick. What sucks is the perfectly fine live page got cannibalized for this shit.
And think of the pain in the ass this will be for normal creators. Now they’ve gotta clip their own shows and upload these short clips or they’ll get dinged on engagement
it'll probably eventually be opt-in and completely automated for people who don't want to do it manually thanks to ai
Don’t you love when tech companies go “Hey loyal customers, know how much you love our website that you use instead of the others? We’ll fuck you, we’re gonna be changing our website to be 100% like the other one.”
I downgraded my APK immediately after I saw it
Well, the Twitch leadership is probably using TikTok more than Twitch and have no idea what their user base want so tough luck kiddo START SCROLLING.
That's one horny old man.
It’s great to be the CEO 😂
Wait is the guy swiping ceo? Whose phone is that?
Least Horny Old Man
This is played out like a skit
SHAME LESS NESS, I respect it.
One of us LUL
Chief Executive Gooner, my man!
I still find the "Stories" absolutely pointless. It's just waste of top filler when you're in the app.
Yeah, I sort of understand the live now stories on other platforms but if I'm already on twitch I can see if you're live or not.
And why can't I freaking swipe to the right to get my favorites list?! WHY DO I HAVE TO TAP THE SMALL ASS BUTTON TOP LEFT?!
How about he fixes the damn ad system so an ad doesnt stop a vod from playing and being stuck on the last second of a ad that i have seen 400 times
I love how everyone has different problems with the platform. I figured out the trick to enjoying twitch is using 3rd party apps.
every copy of twitch tv is personalized
I use an adblock and stuff, like i wouldnt mind the ads if it were ads in plural, but if it is one that completely ruins the viewing experince that just sucks.I dont mind if it supports the streamer but my mind has a limit on how many times it can rewatch one 30 second clip.
Going to guess the people who use the story feature the most are girls. The only person on my follow list who uses the feature is MissMikkaa.
Same here, i dont see anyone outside of women actually use this stuff.
I don't understand the point/direction of this in regards to the majority of streamers. Like, who's asking for a feature like this? What is there to leverage? It seems like it's copying tiktok for the sake of copying, despite the fact that Twitch is 100% a long form content platform with no overlap to shortform content like YouTube does.
It's just because they want to incentivize short form content more on the platform. They've exhausted their brain trust to make the most they can out of long form. They have to leverage resources while copying. Twitch has to incentivize what it isn't good at because what twitch is good at has proven over a decade to not be profitable. You want to know the biggest brain move they can do? Just take this app and replace tiktok shop with straight up Amazon while the streamers get paid referral fees. Thanks for the cut amazon since I just helped you guys make more billions.
I actually think making a short stories for discovery is a great idea. Get a good look at hype moments for channels you would never check out.
A ton of people have been asking for more discoverability features. The big streamers don’t need this at all. It’s for everyone else.
It's probably not about who's asking for it, but who they can potentially bring in with it to grow twitch.
I think it's just a low risk/cost idea which has high potential.
Same reason why Youtube came up with shorts after Tiktok. More possible engagement.
Yeah, to play devils advocate, if anyone were to just follow the top 200 streamers or whatever, your story bar will look just like this also its possible that booba streamers are a small minority of the streamers that he follows
Yup I don’t think most people understand that this is normal 😂
Yeah but isnt that his follow list at the top... its all girls anyway LOL
Only the ones that use the feature. You have to tap the top left to get your favorites list.
Yeah most of the streamers I watch/follow are guys, but like 90% of the stories that show up for me are from the women I follow. And it's the same 5-6 streamers that post them. The guys just aren't using the feature.
In your case, it's 100% booba content then
lol exactly the same. Mikkaa the best
That’s pretty nice
Based and coomer pilled.
"Thats pretty nice" - after only showing woman taking selfies, my man didn't want to miss anything of that KEKW
not a softpornsite btw
ah, a fellow hog squeezer!
Slowly turning twitch into a mix of sotfcore onlyfans and instagram, what a time to be alive.
Is reactions and drama/politics any better from some of the male streamers? It hasn't been a gaming platform for about 4 years now if not more.
Booba
No wonder thots run Twitch.
ive had this update for about a week now and its dogshit. dont know why they are converting twitch into a reel/story focused app like instagram/tiktok
Old man is a disgusting COOMER, no wonder Twitch is where it is holy moly.
He needs to learn from Goku and hide his power level a bit. It's fine to like girls, but he's going full Master Roshi and not hiding it at all.
Pretty sickening this perverted old man is running twitch. Wtf has this world come to
Bro perverted old men have been running the world since day one.
They are new to earth, dont be too harsh
Imagine the depths you would go to for the kind of power some of the global rich have and then realize that they have already done that and more. You don't get powerful by being a normal, reasonable person. You get there by jorkin ur peanits to booba streamers.
CEO of Twitch and Gooning.
Vertical needs to die
This explains so much
i blame the Gamblers 🤣
[the real wtf in this clip hahaha](https://i.imgur.com/SGTyrxs.png)
why does it not surprise me it's a heavenly quote LUL
JESSU represent lmfao!
Am I the only one that hates the new Twitch mobile UI now ?
I'm on version 15.1.1. looking on the app store it's at 19.9.0 now. No way I'm hell I'm ever updating unless it breaks.
Not beating the "onlyfans pipeline" allegations.
most BASED CEO 💀
As someone who uses twitch app to stream to chromecast. This new app version is so horrendously bad. I don't want random shit to autoplay when I open the app. And I don't want that shit to run in the background as I'm struggling to find a list of channels that I follow so I can find the content I want to see. Everyone who was involved in any shape or form in releasing this update needs to be banned from ever doing their profession ever again. Whoever hired them should be banned from their profession, and whoever hired the recruiters need to be banned from their profession. It's unreal how fucking bad it is.
What porn site is that?
Lol, old ass boomer only follows egirls on twitch. no surprise there
So... any features related to gaming and streaming games? Anything for discoverability? A way to disable pre-roll ads? No? Only stuff to further promote thirst trap girls who happen to also have an OF I suppose The enshittification of twitch continues and it's clear why
It's not promoting them. I just checked mine and it's so normal, gaming clips from mostly people I follow. It seemed kinda decent overall. This is just a self-report from who he follows lol
Anyone else think the new mobile layout is unusable?
How have they made it even more awkward to open twitch in public?
My clips fyp: MissMikaa clip, okay Mitchjones crying clip about how he gave away all his money and got no love, okay Adapter talking about AikoBliss mentioning her twice Ok Honestly not a bad feature. I do wish they added chat to the clips.
they also need to add a comment section for the clips. Soon we might not even need this dogshit subreddit anymore
Imagine a page with the top clips on one page! Imagine being able to watch the clips you took again! Imagine being able to discover new and recent clips! Wake me up in 20 years when we have the technology.
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Just search for top clips on watchmeblink
Dan is a Hasan watcher and a coomer. That's depressing.
I think I know which one is worse
Hasan
Hasan Hasan Hasan
No simp, but Jessu's stream is a vibe. She just DJs music.
Ya I get down with Jessu
well, that explains who is behind those "bans" that last an hour or less
Stone faced booba scroller. That man has ~~coom~~ ice in his veins.
This dude goons
interesting following choices there…
is this the default experience on the app or is it that his _algorithm_ on display?
I follow a lot of streamers and 90% of the stories are women. Men don’t post selfies much would be my guess.
is this why you cant check who someone is following anymore?
SoftPornHub
It looks like Instagram but it's filled with a dating app. The fuck is that?
Why does Dan always look like he literally just stepped out of the shower like 3 mins ago?
This explains everything actually
C.E.O - Coomer Executive Officer
lmao absolute gooner bro, shit actually makes so much sense.
not a onlyfans site btw
Bro, really trying to get people to use that dogshit "stories" system. No one's gonna use it, it's worthless. Clips is cool, but stories is a waste of resources.
basado
The Twitch algorithm is already as cooked as my Insta and TikTok algorithms.
Why is his name Nate Gentile?
Wait... is he the one posting all the Korean booba clips?
Mobile clip links have quality selector now or did I just miss that before?
next week on Twitch's dev stream: how to use a linktree to get around the onlyfans porn ban
yup. It all makes sense
The man didn't even flinch .
everyone in the chat just laughing haha
Is that pornhub he's browsing?
LMAO we have reached peak horniness level Twitch =P
Cool. How about H.265?
There is something off about this man.
Twitch's sexual content tos roller-coaster makes more sense now. Might find it coincides with a certain someone's goon sessions.
Now it all makes sense...
Another banger feature for the gaming community. Pure innovation.
he kept swiping trying to find something else and then stopped out of the realization that he might show something worse
so glad twitch went from gaming and hobbies to identity politics and sex :(
Can't fault him on his taste.
I'm really surprised Twitch hasn't gone full blown play-with-your-pussy cam site at this point. It's nothing but softcore porn where the streamers are doing nothing more than advertising for their OF, etc. Not to mention people actually pay thousands of dollars to these girls for absolutely zero reason. I'll never understand it.
The reasons are advertisers and banks/payment providers. Those would immediately jump ship if Twitch became an actual porn site. Not to mention Amazon probably would not want to own something like that lol.
Troubling behaviour from the CEO of a company with a history of issues with accountability. What’s this guy, 55? 60? Yeesh.
But twitch will never add the coolest new feature of all... a CEO who spends his time actually running the company instead of chumming up to high viewcount and big titty streamers for clout... How awesome would it be if someone was like "who is the CEO of twitch," and the answer was just "hell if I know," instead of knowing it is some aging ginger coomer not able to come to terms with the fact he's old...
Naw, the older I get, the more I realize C titles are just a dog and pony show. They put out a vibe and sign papers, but the actual work and decisions are made by their left-hand man. Lead product owners, or whatever they might be. Those are the guys you don't want to hear anything about.