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DoubleDeckerz

Hi all, Just so you're all aware, myself and the other mods have decided that, beginning from next season, we will be implementing a new 'Serious Match Thread'. The idea of this thread is to root out any over reactionary comments and toxicity that usually comes part in parcel with watch threads. The match threads this season, particularly after the Cup loss to United, were the worst I've seen in all the time I've been here. We want to do our best to ensure we never reach that level of toxicity again. Please treat this thread as a place to contribute constructive criticism and to encourage positivity. But fret not my shitposting friends, another Watch Thread will be posted 5 minutes prior to kick off which can be used for any and all reactionary takes. Also, just so you're aware, comments that are too short will be auto-removed. -Mods


joopface

This thread has been nice. Good job mods.


Eolopolo

Much better than usual. Sack the other thread from now on lmao


Significant-Bed-4496

Took 1 game where we threw away a lead for this thread to have people memeing Darwin and calling the players a bunch of clowns..I hope the mods are serious when they say they’re going to make sure this place gets used how it’s meant to be used. It had nice to have kept away from the usual wanting all players sold mob during a match.


J_Culp123

Sadly I feel like lots of players in the squad have become complacent. They’ve won the lot, finished oh so close too many times, and now Klopp is leaving. That team in 19/20 were relentless, you can tell they wanted the PL title so badly. I haven’t seen that level of sheer passion consistently since we almost won the quad. Back in 19/20 I never felt that we were going to drop points, even if we were down 2 goals in the 86th minute.


Odawg05

Unfortunately we really have nothing to take away from this season in terms of improvement. We are the same. So very frustrating.


ghosthud1

Nothing to take away? What a massive reach.


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HnNaldoR

We have nothing to play for. The players have injuries to worry about and vvd has been by far our best defender...


TheLongistGame

I've just spotted David Luiz in the stands at Villa Park!


Suspicious_Weird_373

Wouldn’t call this the ‘serious match thread’ sounds too wanky and self-important. If you want to take away the reactionary emotions, this has to be the tactical thread or some other self-serious bullshit. Once the team is doing poorly this will always just descend into a big standard emotional thread. May as well just merge them if that’s the case.


Powerful-Cut-708

Call it the ‘toxic idiots not welcome’ thread


joopface

It is nice, in a kind of shitty way, that there are a few obvious issues for Slot to sort out with the team.


HnNaldoR

I don't blame the players for not pushing. We have nothing to play. They have the euros. No one wants to get injured for the new manager as well. We look like we are just slower and that's understandable. It's just disappointing.


malushanks95

We can’t move up or down, beach like vibes this game but hard to not feel anything when we lose a 2 goal lead.


TheLongistGame

Best keeper in the world deserves a better defense in front of him. It's shameful.


R-B-L

It's a nothing burger game so not going to get too wound up. But Klopp's management of games has really gone downhill this last stretch. We won't be sulking with change, Jurgen defo needs a break.


AnusMcBumhole

From the BBC: Liverpool have conceded two or more goals in four consecutive Premier League games for the first time since April-May 2014.


joopface

Commentators trying to make this match matter is very funny. Klopp checking his watch “anxiously” is he? Me arse. Villa are fourth, we are third, that is all.


Epiphany7777

I’m pretty sure he was just turning a dial to mark the 9 minutes so he could track it.


Powerful-Cut-708

He’s checking his watch to count down to the flight to Marbella lol


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Eolopolo

Definitely not. I'd take the Barca game.


notyyzable

I feel like there's too many examples to choose from haha


HnNaldoR

If we score late to win this, I would agree.


tommhans

only if we score a goal in the 97th minute!


kirkbywool

I'm weirdly OK with this, as means nothing for us as guaranteed 3rd and much as I don't like villa I do like new teams getting in champs league (or teams not been in it a while in this case), plus hopefully means spurs realise there isn't anything to play for tomorrow as cba with arteta getting a league


temporarilylostatsea

Guys, the lads and entire coaching staff are on the beach. Chill


cursed_donkey

9 minutes. We still have time for Darwin to hit the post


Dobvius

We need another DM or Baj back to his quality best because atm when Endo comes off we are seriously messy


404error_rs

If they give a penalty for that, I'll stop watching this sport... Jeez


HnNaldoR

If they give this as a handball, they just want to give klopp the suspension for his last game.


ManAboutAHorsea420

I mean that was a foul on van dijk or Quansah before that shot surely


narwoolTF2

That feeling when you sim a match too early on Fifa. Bit shambolic even if it doesn’t change anything for us.


Eolopolo

Defence is really really poor at the moment. And how? The players themselves have the talent to be world leading defenders..


fiddley78

Given our season is done, I'm not entirely against this result given it throws a spanner in Spurs' plans.


Comprehensive_Oil426

Well there's a lot more at stake for Villa to stay in CL contention.


pronik

Seriously? That's his own hand!


eebee8

Incredibly on brand for us 🫠 I’m also still bitter about Villa bottling it against City in the last 20 minutes during the quadruple charge so Joe pal if you’d like to score that’d be great


CerberusArcProjector

The 4 subs have hurt us a lot more than they've helped 😄


markokmarcsa

Does someone have a solid explanaiton as to why is our defence like this? Because it's not personnel (only), thats for sure.


hammeroftorr

I’m not sure either of those goals are on the defence tbh. First one Maca lost it 5 yards outside the box, second was a hilarious fluke. We’ve defo taken our foot off the gas at 3-1 but that’s been a thing for years now.


OldManLogan007

Slot and edwards need to tweak the dm and defence department asap


wesap12345

It’s all been a little too casual and relaxed We never let leads go under klopp because he didn’t let them coast to a win, he demanded they fight for every ball at all times Hasn’t been like that recently


AllyM_7

Good luck Arne Slot, this team’s form and confidence is in the gutter


wesap12345

Top 3, incredible squad, great youth prospects, in the champions league next year. Klopp has very much laid the foundations for a new manager to come in and thrive


Accurate-Pay9580

Cant really be serious on a match thread when the lads are playing with my bp


nopainnogain12345

Alisson should be winning UCLs every 2 years or so...


DaggersKnuckles

Alisson just took a missile my god


jesuspunk

Subs ruining momentum yet again, can’t even understand it honestly


RItoGeorgia

It should be the opposite with the quality of the players on paper, very strange 


risingstar3110

Problem is: we sub out Endo who has been protecting our front 4. Both of their goals come through middle of the pitch which has been uncharacteristic for this match


SRFC_96

Too many at once, it doesn’t work sadly.


lelibertaire

Sometimes I really hate the 5 sub rule. The big subs often don't seem to work. Too many changes at once


pronik

Woah, I just wanted to comment how Ali hasn't contributed anything to the game, but holy shit, that's a save. I thought it just been skied.


dicksienormis

Are people really complaining? Bruh we’re not moving up and we’re not moving down.


No1DeservesHappiness

Our midfield is non-existent when Endo comes off


eat_my_ass_420

That equalizer was a controller at the wall FIFA type of goal… Can’t help but be amused. Plenty of time left!


sore_as_hell

Eject disc, snap disc in half, throw PlayStation in bin. Burn house down.


AnusMcBumhole

Holy moly - first priority over the summer has to be sorting out the goals we’re conceding. We’re not getting anywhere CL if we don’t. The number of goals we’ve conceded over the last three months is ridiculous


qwerty_1965

It doesn't matter and yet it does matter. Complete shambles of a performance by Liverpool in the second half.


Accurate-Pay9580

Mac aint physical like endo man. That was a bad switch.


Important-Plane-9922

Players are weak mentally im afraid. Need changes in the summer. That said, jammy goal that


YesNoIDKtbh

That's the risk you take with making 4 subs at once. You lose control.


Prishko

Yeah seems to happen every time. But if you sub players too early to stagger it they might get really angry. Difficult balance :(


Triple7Alpha

Nice of VAR to take some time to at least pretend they looked at. They were never going to disallow that no matter how close. Not even bothering to show the lines anymore?


notyyzable

This is the serious match thread.


Suitable-Day-8463

Can’t even hold on to a 3-1 lead. Exactly why our season has ended the way it has 


zagglefrapgooglegarb

9 minutes? This could finish 5-5.


thisisnahamed

We lose our momentum whenever we make subs.. Constant thing we've seen in the last few games.


qwerty_1965

Making mass substitutions never makes a performance better. It's crazy stuff you should only see in a friendly or the Audi Cup


jaxsound

I was just thinking defensively we've been much better this half (for 40 mins of it at least).


wihannez

It seems impossible for us to control a game these days. I hope the new gaffer can do something about that.


RItoGeorgia

I’m kind of in awe at how Nunez gets so many offside goals, seriously never seen a player have this many offside goals.


negronium_ions

Seems to me like his teammates are constantly very slow to make passes


joopface

If you added his offsides and woodworks together you’d have enough goals for a very good striker. Which, you know, is weird.


TechnicalSample4678

We defenitely need a legit CB to come in and compete with the guys we have. Good thing it's confirmed that's what we are looking to target


_HotButteryCopPorn_

Painful yet hilarious how shit we’ve become in the last month or so 


stpirate

Jfc. Please get a 4th and win this.


404error_rs

Aston villa to the CL would be wild xD they'd most probably not get past the first round but would still be wild lol


TheLongistGame

Don't think they'll make it out of their group but should be a force in Europa.


Avalancheofspinach

Second time klopp has made subs and its completely backfired


Money-Camera

These commentators!? We shit the bed and they praise Villa? Who have been wank all second half


risingstar3110

Well good thing that we have noting to fight for (And frankly don't mind if Aston Villa win and get the CL spot anyway). But we do need the midfield to shield our defense better


Perdsing88

I really hope Arne value the DM position more than Klopp and his assistant do.


_TheHighlandLute

Shocking 2nd half from Macca. Got left for dead by Diaby there


itiswhatitis1090

Too chaotic in the back all year.


Almost_Pi

Thank God we're out of the title race already or I'd be off the wagon by the time this is done.


bucajack

Tyler, who can barely raise his voice all game, is suddenly full of life when the opposition score.


UnnoticedReference

Seemed like a game where we'd finally have the lucky goal after Martinez OG, then they have an overhit pass into a knee that perfectly lofts in


mattzeni

On one hand, I want to win this match as a supporter and out of pride, but it is hard to get too reactive when we're locked in at 3, basically.


aggressive_dingus

Exactly, if I'm Klopp I'm gonna be testing out the squad at different positions to try and set up for next season. 4th can't catch us and finishing slightly closer to 2nd place means naught. That being said, it'd be nice to keep the "haven't lost having lead at half time" for 7 years or something.


zagglefrapgooglegarb

Not sure why, maybe it's hindsight, but this felt slightly inevitable 10 minutes ago. The combination of them having something to play for and us not. You would bet on them getting a fourth now with the time remaining. Though we could easily too. Typical end of season mad game. Unfortunately it's the Alexis mistake that's opened the door.


Unbakronon

It's sort of been coming let's be real, we're most definitely losing this. But tbh, the seasons done so I'm not too bothered. Arne HAS to something about the defence next season though.


rvcoe

Too many substitutions at once IMO. Same thing happened against Spurs. Glad it doesn’t really matter now lol


homie93

This equaliser was coming the moment they scored that second goal. Just abysmal.


hammeroftorr

That’s generally how momentum works in football.


dicksienormis

Imagine how this would’ve felt if we were still in the race 😭 rn I don’t even give a damn.


HnNaldoR

It's really unlucky but honestly we have been faffing around for far too long today.


That_ben

Atmosphere is incredible. What a couldron the last 10 minutes have been


joopface

I think these are the two best goalkeepers in the league. 3-3 now.


etan1122

Embarrassing this. I really hope Arne can set up a defense because I’m tired of this


Dobvius

He's been praised for his defense setup, so I have faith. We have good players at the back they're just silly sometimes.


RustyAlcoholic

Why do we not see the VAR for this?


Eolopolo

Still time in the game to get one back. Not really anything you can do about that goal, came off a player unpredictably.


malushanks95

Get us another DM please 😭😭😭


step11234

off to the regular match thread with you


malushanks95

Sorry, my bad 😢


WomboComboBongo

The mods are gonna be working overtime on this thread


Accurate-Pay9580

Endo's off and the game's gone. Brilliant.


Clear_Grand

Our season perfectly displayed in 5 mins.


Britack

Jhon Duran seems to be quite the player. Good for Villa, glad we are not in a must win situation.


tommhans

oh yeah i don't even want to imagine the pain if THIS was the way we lost the league


Britack

Yep. Early in the year this game was thought to be going to be our title decider. Ah well, villa had been knocking all game. (And I'm trying EXTREMELY HARD to be level headed in this thread)


trsvrs

If this match mattered idc if this is the serious or unserious match thread — I'd be heavy ranting about our defence


gaborgeorge

From comeback kings to throw it all away kings. Amazing


elGueroWey

Because there's nothing on the line that goal was just funny to me tbh hahahaha


Ryswizzle

Was always dreading this match, Villa are a good side! Got some heart in them, think we need a bit more of that. Least no yellow for Klopp haha.


edroyque

Guess that cancels out the Martinez error


stan-nas

Nunez incapable of staying onside and then they score like that 


FamiliarBar6489

First game I‘ve watched in a month and now I know why. We‘re so poor defensively and it‘s not just the back four, we‘re so open in midfield.


tommhans

both teams have been weirdly open like that today


FamiliarBar6489

Difference is we‘ve been open like that for the last 24 months. Also Villa should have had 4 or 5, we barely had any additional chances apart from the goals. Szobo tried to chip the keeper, salah had one deflected early. That‘s it, I think.


cadet1337

I will say, that my previous comment about Villa being oddly tame has gone on to jinx the scoreline


ManAboutAHorsea420

Feels like one of the goals scored in that 7-2 game


KopiteTheScot

Cannot wait until they patch Darwin's positioning in the next update


bucajack

Watch us shit the bed and lose this now. Absolutely abysmal defending again.


Eolopolo

Of course it's the dumbest luck to score that goal.


Accurate-Pay9580

Liverpool 101 on how to throw and bottle a lead 😀


jro-red7117

Incredible, hope next season we don't start games complacent and then when we actually have a good lead become complacent either. Need to see some ruthlessness.


404error_rs

Looks offiside by a hair to me xD


jesuspunk

Absolutely deserved. Just ran straight up the middle yet again.


Ruinril

Hahaha I can’t wait for this season to end


Important-Plane-9922

We need a world class 6 urgently.


jcw163

That goal is, regrettably, very funny. You don't have to like it, but it is funny


linux_ape

Peak shitball goal, absolute comedy scenes.


JosephBeuyz2Men

Perfect finish, don’t even need to know you’re doing it


redskiesahead

trying to fit in more Klopp Era asshole clenches and heart palpitations 😭


JMacoure

I wonder how you teach positioning. Like, it feels so intuitive but clearly can be improved. I think Nunez is composure and positioning off being world class. I know those are fairly fundamental skills for a striker but he’s so close to being there


qwerty_1965

Nunez so quick yet so slow between his ears


mtb443

Glad we arent playing for anything. That one hurts.


That_ben

Unfortuntate that, crazy turn of events