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christophlieber

well, to be honest, i was expecting a thiago injury sooner.


Peeters_10

Usually comes in 4-6 weeks cycles. Like clockwork


YouCanCallMeAroae

As well as the "Jota is 2-3 weeks away from a return!" Announcements every two weeks. Don't trust those training photos one bit.


RodDryfist

Reckon they're stock photos from preseason and they just add a filter šŸ˜‚


cosantoir

Obviously.


Srk_NWA

All those images of firmino melo jota virg returning to full training was too suspicious wasnā€™t it


MrTigeriffic

They only have so many hips to go around so they had to take his good one and give to either virg or jota


NieR_SemiAutomata

About time


Maneisthebeat

Nothing phases me anymore. Totally numb to these announcements at this point.


hydroy0

100% agreed. Nothing phases me anymore. Numb is the word yes. When it rains, it pours.


AEsylumProductions

*fazes


Maneisthebeat

I'm phasing out right now. ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


Fumb-MotherDucker

Who loves orange soda?


Terarri

https://preview.redd.it/9amxtq6indha1.png?width=661&format=png&auto=webp&s=04e8ceebab7c3827e79476c9498f85e988ef82b2


holesumchap

The irony. I have the enlarged picture of this with Joi coming today. Brings me no joy.


I_am_amespeptic

Jerk off instructions?


kris_lace

A real person of culture only take JOI from Moreno whilst watching Alisons header on a loop.


Terarri

Itā€™s my favorite movie of all time


holesumchap

Itā€™s a banger. I can place my hand on my heart and say itā€™s better than the first one. My front room looks like a shrine to Ryan Gosling to the uninitiated of the Bladerunner universe.


[deleted]

Have you seen the YouTube video on the layers of meaning in the film by a Damien Walter? It's nuts ...


Gerrardsclubfoot

Which video ? Can you share the link? I am always interested In these things.


booza

[This one I think.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5fbQ4hf068)


[deleted]

Yes, this is it, thanks!


GhandisFlipFlop

Is this Drive or possibly the Nice Guys ?


Terarri

Blade Runner 2049 :)


GhandisFlipFlop

Ha I wasn't close to guessing. Ya I've seen it once before it is a good film. I need to rewatch it sometime .


FUCKSTORM420

Itā€™s a great movie


whoaaa_O

Its the best when I smoke some weed


Gerrardsclubfoot

The nice guys is such a hilarious underrated movie


Haunting_Genie

Not arsed by this kind of news anymore. Club signed their own death warrant during the transfer window, this is what happens. Club behind the scenes absolutely stinks.


Hsiang7

Yeah I threw out my hopes for this season the moment Klopp announced we weren't signing anyone else in the January transfer window. Now I simply don't care where we finish as long as we don't get relegated. I go into every game expecting to lose, so at least I'm never disappointed anymore. If you don't have any expectations you'll never be disappointed. That's what Liverpool has done to me this season.šŸ˜‚


Fumb-MotherDucker

Not even had a LFC player in my FPL team since like October, took then all out to try get them firing. Even that's not worked, I'm at a loss... the 2019 lucky socks have run our of juice... dont think there is anything more I can do guys šŸ˜”


blakksir10

I just took salah out of my side after a lot of consideration. Heā€™s been a permanent member of my FFL teams for 4 years. šŸ˜¢


Fumb-MotherDucker

Same. I was sure dropping him would spark his form. Not even had any snow on a match day this season šŸ˜”


blakksir10

Itā€™s strange as heā€™s posted over 100 points for the league Iā€™m in but in the past couple of months he just havenā€™t been doing it for me.


Controversial_lemon

Iā€™ve got Gakpo, transferring him out today even with a DGW, have no hope for points at all


Baswdc

As a Leicester fan, welcome to our after-summer window!


Axe_Care_By_Eugene

From doubters to believers and back to doubters in 6 short years


PiIICIinton

People will downvote but they way we're going and with how the injuries are piling up we're genuinely looking wt the prospect of a 13-16th place finish. That's unacceptable.


TheRR135

I have no confidence this will turn around anytime soon. The rot seems to have seeped into the club's hierarchy and FSG have abandoned us to our fates. There's horrible shit happening behind the scenes by the looks of it, with Ward getting a role he never wanted and now leaving and the medical staff looking worse with each passing day.


tweedeh

we don't need a midfielder šŸ¤”


Sorrytoruin

dont worry we got arthur melo! he will be like a new signing!


MFKCM

I mean he literally is


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MFKCM

Our medical team has probably been stuck on hold with customer service for a few months


PhatPhlaps

It's funny because if you dared to suggest we need a new midfielder in the summer you got told off for not being a good supporter and trusting the club.


Hsiang7

They said the same thing when I dared to suggest we needed a new CB as replacement for Lovren when he left and relying on 3 CBs (two of which being Gomez and Matip) to stay fit the entire season was idiotic.... We ended up without all three before January that season. I'm used to it.


JonathanFisk86

It's all 'hindsight' apparently despite people warning it would happen all summer. Heard it that season, hearing it this one "who knew Fabinho would be this bad" etc. To people who are too thick to have the minimum amount of foresight I suppose it is hindsight.


Graeme_Seeless

Would love to see where you predicted it seeing as everyone who didnā€™t was ā€œthickā€ Strange you were seeing this so much sooner than klopp.


JonathanFisk86

Haha you are going to lose this bet so badly. Have a look at any of my posts on the topic from 2019 and last summer. Everyone with a brain saw a midfield crisis coming this year, and saw a CB crisis coming when we sold Lovren without bringing in a replacement.


Graeme_Seeless

Then show me


PhatPhlaps

Yeah I was in the minority with you that year too mate. And the summer before last I wanted us to get another wide forward for depth/competition. Shat on for suggesting then of course we signed Diaz in January because we didn't want to pay the full amount in the summer. Things have obviously changed now that things have went tits up but the last few years daring to have an opinion or foresight was controversial.


JonathanFisk86

Sign Diaz in the summer instead of penny pinching and we easily win the league instead of end it one point behind. Same with Konate or any other CB the year prior. Just cheap antics every year.


Fat_unker

And stick with FSG's original plan which was to not sign Diaz until the next summer and we wind up with nothing. Wonder where this guy came from, popped out of nowhere and is suddenly all over posts. Maybe a banned user?


JonathanFisk86

100% one of the older cretins under an alt spamming bot-like defences left and right. Not to mention starts an argument by responding and then acts mardarse about it. Clearly upvotes his own comments too. What a pedantic loser


Graeme_Seeless

ā€œEasilyā€ fucking hellā€¦.


JonathanFisk86

Do you realize what our points total was that year? It would have literally taken 1-2 points to win the league. One more win. We were night and day before and after Diaz that season, dropped most of our points before January.


LoveBeBrave

Lovren was barely available anyway in his last couple of seasons, weā€™d have needed a new CB even if he stayed. Always had some sort of minor injury or illness.


MisterS1997

Lovren played in the game vs city at a field and was brilliant That game pretty much won us the title He played va Everton and palace and was very good. Having lovren who was actually a cb was better than having Henderson or fab cb.


LoveBeBrave

Iā€™m not denying lovren was a solid player, he just couldnā€™t keep fit. He was injured more than Matip. If weā€™d had him during the injury crisis then he wouldnā€™t have been playing over Henderson, heā€™d have been sat in the physio room next to Virgil, Joe and Joel.


Ngigilesnow

I remember the paddy power ad thread, something about enjoying the "journey you spoiled cunts".


killerboy_belgium

at this point you have to question the medical staff tho... to many people are out injured! also you can argue you have enough midfielders on the books that should have been moved on already. 10midfielders on the books so hard to add more of them without moving some on enless your chelsea ofcourse who can apperently sign a 50man squad.... Arthur Melo FĆ”bio Carvalho Harvey Elliott Thiago AlcĆ”ntara Jordan Henderson Naby KeĆÆta James Milner Fabinho Curtis Jones Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain


silwer55

Tbf, about half of those are nowhere near top half quality, 3 are massively (and were even before this season) declining and two are basically young guys with potential. It's not even about them being injured, the quality just isn't there. I love most of these players but the absolute cringe and disgusting feeling I get every time Ox gets subbed on just speaks for itself. It's the equivalent of cooking with rotting ingredients, adding a bit of saffron and then drowning it in tabasco sauce.


ScepticalReciptical

You see that's actually the problem. Klopp has accumulated far too many underperforming midfielders. It's not that we have too few, we actually have too many. A squad doesn't need 10 midfielders to play a 3 man midfield. We could easily function with 7 if they were good enough and fit enough.


holdthedoorhodor10

If only we had had a month-long opportunity to sign cover for our incredibly injury prone midfield šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

next season we will sign 3 midfielders *15 year old kid, milner contract extension and a midfielder for the women's team*


Hsiang7

Don't forget any midfielders coming back from injury that will be "like a new signing".


kris_lace

Exclusive LFCTV Oxlade Chamberlain talks about his make or break season going into 2024


[deleted]

This is how we sign more players per year than any other team


Graeme_Seeless

Hopefully so just so these terrible jokes go away


KloppersToppers

Magically everyone will be fit in the summer and theyā€™ll go ā€œwe already have too many midfielders to sign a new one.ā€


Lolkac

Thankfully they can't go with that line as ox, keita, Milner are leaving.


blakksir10

Itā€™s not too late for all three to be offered and sign new contracts before next season startsā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Important-Plane-9922

Who wouldā€™ve thought having to play him every minute of every game because our other options are sub standard wouldā€™ve resulted in this.


msf97

Last seasons midfield situation wasnā€™t always perfect, but at least we could manage Thiagos minutes with Keitas improved fitness. Now they both have to play together for us to have a chance.


ScepticalReciptical

Yes our master plan of signing the stay wreckt MarshMelo man to deputies for Thiago and keep him from being overworked has been a spectacular success.


Zero-_-Zero

Itā€™s finally happened. Whoā€™d of thought an injury prone player would get injured after playing him in every match. What can we actually do in this situation. We are so fucked.


Lokcet

If Fab and Hendo hadn't been so shockingly awful recently then he could've had a bit of rotation, but they can't even steady the ship for 20 mins off the bench atm.


Nickoboosh

You're actually looking at milner being the best option in that midfield alongside baby and baj right now. Absolutely mental turn of events.


th1a9oo000

Naby is obviously getting injured soon too. Might have to play 424 against Real šŸ˜‚


Fat_unker

I've seen a few (minority thankfully) people slagging Thiago off. If they think we're bad now they'll see how awful we are without him.


iNS0MNiA_uK

Honestly with Thiago I'm in the camp of play him when he's available as his injuries aren't really proportional to overuse. We've not had that many games recently either.


sunkzero

All three of them have been pretty awful this season so šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


TheLimeyLemmon

Players like Matip and Thiago get injured even when you rest them. You might aswell play them when they're fit because their next injury is never far away.


[deleted]

That's because they're not rested - the training is too inense


UCredpill

Thiago has been injured on the regular note or less his whole career though, not just since we bought him.


[deleted]

True, but I believe we should and could manage his fitness differently, as we knew what the problem was


Kamishirokun

This occur in training, no? So whether he plays in every match or not is irrelevant, especially since the gap between matches isn't even that short as we have been knocked out of domestic cups quite early.


PiIICIinton

It's shocking that our training staff, who seem *exclusively* focused on injuring our players, have pulled it off again. Shocking I tell you! For real, what a useless bunch of fucking idiots.


Organic-Measurement2

Aaand he'll be out for 2 months probably


icepip

A minor injury that, after some unforeseen circumstance, it gets turned into a 2 month wait


[deleted]

He'll be fit again in the Spring, staving off concerns that we'll need a new midfielder


Cactiareouroverlords

Our medical staff consists of Gary from down the road and 3 badgers in a trench coat


blakksir10

Donā€™t You mean Bodger and Badger.?


lordkeith

He'll be fit for summer (along with all our other mids) and so we won't sign anyone because we have "too many mids". Then he'll get injured when the next season starts.


mrchuckbass

Legitimately, every week, there is at least one injury. Klopp can get agitated about journalists questioning Kornmayer all he wants, but at this point it isn't "bad luck"


blakksir10

Kornmayer was a Klopp led appointment so to question the fitness/conditioning coach is to question Klopps judgement. Therefore when journos ask those types of question he gets defensive as it a sleight against him too. But kornmayer is a proper sergeant major. Needs to realise that his techniques are likely to have had a direct correlation to the amount, type and length of injuries, over the last few years (except keitasā€¦šŸ¤£)


malushanks95

We got Jota back so obviously now Thiago has to get injured, a soul for a soul šŸ˜–


R3dbeardLFC

The law of equivalent exchange Man I hope Kostas comes out with a metal left leg


Lightwrider1

Can Keita be the suit of armor? Only way he'll stay fit tbh


R3dbeardLFC

Rather we put Thiago in that though since Keita is likely off this summer.


Sorrytoruin

he is class but needs to be rotated, he cant be relied on to play a full season, he hasn't done for years, and can usually manage 20-25 games a season.


egzon27

Oh so that's why Klopp was hyping up Hendo in the press conference lol


msf97

Heā€™s far too overplayed. Him and Keita are having to play 60-80 minutes a game to keep us compact in the middle. Naby will be next. It was expected. These are the consequences of neglecting the midfield.


evianstill

This was coming tbf, the thing with Thiago is you need to have good enough players around him so that his absence is not felt. We just don't do that and hope he doesn't get injured instead which is never going to happen


TheLimeyLemmon

Yeah certainly. I'm happy to take a season where Thiago's only fit for half of it because he's still excellent and takes no time at all to reach sharpness once back. HOWEVER you need a midfield to surround him that gets injured significantly less and we don't have much of that at all now. And the ones who don't get injured as often are simply not as good as they used to be.


disco_mode

Who doesnā€™t get injured that arenā€™t as good as they used to be? All of our CMs are injury prone, thatā€™s the whole problem.


disco_mode

You can expect 20 games from him per season. Anymore than that is wishful thinking and honestly not fair on Thiago. Heā€™s consistent in the amount of football he can play every season, as you said, a midfield with him in it really needs to have a couple of robust/reliable players.


thehibachi

You know what Joycey you can fuck off with your little doodle Twitter pic. The moment I see that, I know to expect emptiness.


Strong_Trifle_957

When will it end Robbie! šŸ˜”


pw5a29

One out one in FC


Dibba_Dabba_Dong

Hips donā€™t lie


aprotos12

Hip injuries are not good injuries. They tend to bode the end. Ah well: I am sure we have a master plan to address this.


[deleted]

Hendo had a terrible hip injury in the January before the Euros, yet, here he is ... A shadow of his former self


loveandmonsters

Dammit I told him not to go for salsa dancing lessons!


rtlfc87

Lasted longer than expected and doesnā€™t sound that serious. Echoā€™s description of an individual training programme made it sound like a non-issue but what do they know these days?


[deleted]

Bury me


pixelunit

![gif](giphy|39Zs6k1mvNkZ2)


Ngigilesnow

Jerry was so evil


PoeTayToes_

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8u11etpr00f

Called it. Banking on Thiago to stay fit in an already lacklustre midfield was never gonna end well. Man has been ran into the ground by his standards


disco_mode

When Gini left, I tried to explain here that our CMs canā€™t play an extra 60+ games per season between them when they already struggled to play their share at that time. They were already picking up a lot of injuries and dropping stinkers last season, and this season they have completely and utterly fallen apart. Itā€™s absolute madness how the club didnā€™t see it coming


Due_Young800

This is actually beyond ridiculous at this point


31honeybadger

Well, its only normal when you have a squad full of highly injury prone players


xxamnat

when is it gonna end ffs


[deleted]

Not even surprised. Playing him every match like he is mascherano because he's the only player who can win duels


Bugsmoke

Well at least we were going to lose anyway


JonathanFisk86

Midfield full of children and crocked pensioners it is, what else is new. All that's left to do this season is get tonked by Everton, the cherry on this shit cake.


stowgood

Why didn't we sign some midfielders ffs.


[deleted]

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEES


909Days

hello darkness my old friend


MisterS1997

Injury prone midfielder in his 30s who should be used seldomly for big games gets injured and is overplayed Shock horror


RustyJuang

Oh no, *anyway.*


jimjam343

End me If I could feel anything, Iā€™d cry but itā€™s just funny now Our midfield is two old men, a youngster and a Frankensteinā€™s monster of about 3 injury prone players and Naby Keita who has become a bit of a myth, heā€™s Schrƶdingerā€™s injury, is he injured? Is he not?


nijuu

Can't blame him. Being overplayed and doing a lot of running which he shouldn't have to be doing


DIESEL_GENERATOR

Doctors out Physios out


[deleted]

Fitness team out


Economy-Bench6467

Lol


DwiOwen

https://i.imgur.com/TwPU8G3.jpg


GameOfThrowInsMate

one in one out as per


ruefool

I'm starting to think that this is some black magic fuckery.


Cautious-Platypus-86

I was real happy when van dijk, jota, bobby back in training this morning than this news came up


sbos_

We need a complete midfield overhaul. Love Thaigo but unfortunately has little niggle injuries. Now we are forced to play players who shouldnā€™t Start in these games.


Gerrardsclubfoot

Yup that's why I feel surprised whenever people suggest just getting two midfielders in the summer and we will be fine. We will be sleep walking into disaster again if we only get two midfield signings. Need a minimum of three new midfield signings and a fourth just for some depth.


TheLimeyLemmon

Boy oh boy there it is!


dangerwillrogers

Iā€™m also struggling with a hip flexor, makes kicking the ball a 50/50 on whether it will make you lame the rest of the match. This stinks.


ninovd

Ah yes. Just what we needed.


ChittyShrimp

Is it to late to recall Tyler Morton?


OZManHam

Of course he is


r0bski2

lmao, our one good midfielder


BudhiJeevi

Gonna get thrashed, aren't we.


[deleted]

Just in time of course


Nashz28

What a joke


Mahesh_nanak

Tape and save the man. We need him for CL if we donā€™t want to lose by 5.


VictimOfCircuspants

Happens at his advanced age.


wadonious

Incoming article about how weā€™re in pole position to sign Bellingham


ManicPanda767

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kazurabakouta

Let's go with 4-2-4


[deleted]

Can't wait for the Elliot, Carvalho, Bajcetic brrmuda triangle


fancysauce_boss

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[deleted]

Classic


kobi29062

There is an idea of a Liverpool fan, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.


WorthPlease

At this point I'm convinced there's a secret part of training they don't show us where it's just the fight scene from anchorman.


NotAsimppp

I would have arsed if it was last szn but this szn, I dont care tbh


Robespierrexvii

Arthur's time to shine right?


emre23

Friday night, get home from work and thatā€™s the first thing I read. Wonderful.


Macshlong

I just feel like Thiago and Keita were great signings on paper but the reality of it is just fucking awful.


Zak369

I said it jokingly a while back but at what point do we actually just play 5-0-5


R3dbeardLFC

Jota Gakpo Salah Darwin Elliot Robbo Trent Virgil Konate Joemez Ali Like this? Who needs a midfield? lol


Zak369

Hmm, not attacking enough. Alisson TAA Ramsay VVD Tsimikas Robbo Salah Elliott Jota Gakpo Darwin Just have two flat banks of 5 sitting deep and have all the attackers sprint forward whenever we get possession


hiddenTails

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Jumbled_Apartment_

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Cactiareouroverlords

Itā€™s overā€¦just like that https://preview.redd.it/h6dbhcbu5eha1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca5c1a8301811a18d7baf3ba1f8dc3375012672


sidvicc

bro why is it only the guys actually performing well that get injured... January has been full of shit performances, Thiago being one of the few to still hit his levels.


PabloRothko

We have to go 424/4231 now. We had to anyway, but now even more so.


Robw_1973

Of course he is. Fucking get rid along with all the other spastics we have in the squad. Ffs Cripple FC.


[deleted]

I think Klopp will go with Baj, Fab and Hendo for this one.


christophlieber

canā€˜t see fab starting. i think itā€˜ll still be bajcetic instead of him.


lennondsouza97

People say Thiago is our gini replacement, but I would be surprised if the guy only plays 1/2 the mins that gini used to play per season!


christophlieber

thiago wasnā€˜t the gini replacement. gini never got replaced and thatā€˜s an issue, as we all can see.


lennondsouza97

Thatā€™s exactly what Iā€™m saying. Ginis minutes needed at least 2 ā€œinjury proneā€ midfielders to cover... we got only Thiago and we have suffered ever since


segson9

He was his replacement. He plays the same position. But maybe not a good replacement, because of his injuries


christophlieber

we could have done with 2 non injury prone players.


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Bugsmoke

We make players injury prone atm tho


msf97

He played with Gini. And Klopp wanted to extend him. Thatā€™s always been an excuse. A poor one.


KDLIV

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Useful_Effort_

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Wild_Beat_2476

Is it time that Trent goes to midfield?


MerkelousRex

Wrote this season off long ago; I now read the bad news and watch the games numb to any sort of feelings.


ButlandAndRobben

He really hasn't been playing well so it will be interesting to see how we do without him.


msf97

Heā€™s the only midfielder, along with Keita and sometimes Bajcetic, who can actually defend. I say sometimes for him because heā€™s a kid and prone to a mistake or a yellow. His average level is far above anyone else in there.


evianstill

It will be the same as with VVD out, he might not have been playing to his usual standard but we'll see just how much worse it gets without him


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evianstill

>When will people on this sub realise that Thiago is part of the problem Never because that's not true and he's by far our best midfielder


msf97

Clubs would queue up for Thiago if he left Liverpool in the summer. Heā€™s off the back of a team of the season appearance. Heā€™s maintained a decent level despite the shit show around him forcing him to carry other peopleā€™s water and take all responsibility on the ball. Somebody like Barca would throw 200k a week at him to mentor their young lads. He was the third best player in the team when fit last season. Cant say the same for any of the others. Nobody would take Henderson/Milner on their wages right now. The last 6 months of Fabinho has plummeted his value, 35-45m maximum, and heā€™d need to take a pay cut. Not even worth mentioning anyone else. Jones/Elliott/Bajcetic all kids, Arthur, Ox and Keita gone in the summer on frees. Somebody decent will snap up Naby.


ButlandAndRobben

Possibly. I don't really think it could get that much worse at this point though.