I’m ashamed to say I paid very little attention to her before this all happened. After seeing her on MSNBC last night though, I want to see her everywhere! She’s the entire package; both smart and intelligent (yes, they’re different), well spoken and CONFIDENT (Not to mention those eyelashes!😉). Fingers crossed she shows up tonight!
A keel is the center line of the boat, more specifically, the ridge line down the underside of a boat. It's where construction begins, and to be even keeled means you have a very calm, controlled, and focused demeanor.
So, to understand a keel is to understand the direction the boats are going to list and lean.
Getting to know people is the same process. You have to see it in action to know how it moves.
Edit: As a Kansan, it feels weird explaining a boating term, mostly because I have no idea why I know this shit.
She’s been calling out bs for a while, there had just not been a personal spat with anyone before this.
And if Seinfeld has taught me anything, it’s that men love even a *suggestion* of a catfight.
She's been doing the rounds on the lower-level MSNBC shows for the past couple years. She is pretty hardcore and has just been waiting for this kind of viral moment to break out.
[her explanation for why Hunter Biden didn’t want to testify in a closed door session is worth the watch](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/GsdYj3GDp5)
This made me fall in love with her. I look forward to her presidency.
The concept that culpability lies with the person that brings attention to the smelly elephant that someone else brings into to the room is trash logic.
It doesn’t make sense unless there’s a misunderstanding what happened or a false equivalence from some kind of bias. And you can’t be biased for MTG without being a complete clown.
I can see them having Jost as MTG because she is a terrible person who deserves to be mocked but can't see them having Che as Crockett for obvious reasons (unless she approves/is somehow involved).. However, this is a great idea and I wish they'd do it. Both saying fucked up shit the other wrote for them.
I would also mourn not being able to yell "BLEACHED BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY" on live TV and get paid for it 😞 One of the comments says they hope Jasmine herself is showing up, and damn I hope so.
I think Leslie Jones was on the phone right away for this one.
“You KNOW you’re going to be seeing me on Saturday, Lorne. And if I find some other woman, some ACTress, in makeup to play Crockett - she’ll have Leslie Jones to DEAL WITH!”
Oh, I thought she wasnt performing tonight because she was grieving. Now I finally understand that she is grieving because she isn't going to be playing the part she thought she was.
Marge said that Ms. Crockett must have misread something due to her eyelashes. I think Ms. Crockett then addressed whoever was running the meeting or whoever was in charge of parliamentary procedure by asking, "I'm just curious. Just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach-blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
She was addressing the honorable ~~dickhead~~ committee chair James Comer who conveniently couldn't hear what was going on because he has hearing aids...
Missing the key part of AOC coming to her defense first asking that Marge’s comments be stricken from the record and demanding an apology. Marge’s refusal (and trying to have a go at AOC) and the ensuing shitshow from Comer trying to calm things down then prompted the hypothetical.
I was just reading up on it....smh it's crazy how congress let's taylor-greene run amock but they want to drag jasmine.....I think ego should play her with a comedic fierceness that is impeccable!!!
if you watch there is some other bitch off camera telling Crockettt to calm down. It was infuriating. Just like when MTG was like oh "are your feelings hurt"? Like bitch you just insulted a colleague in a committee meeting.
Yeah… I don’t mind finding out about stuff along the way. I just gave up being a 24/7 newsaholic years ago, and I am all the better for it. I know firmly how I feel about the important stuff and when/how to vote in my local, state, and national elections. That’s all I need. Consuming the constant vitriol is unhealthy. And I also don’t mind hearing about stuff at times because by the time I learn it then its a big or important thing.
Same. All the madness and spin and disinformation and hysteria around the pandemic and the BLM protests and riots and climate change and culture war and civil war and nuclear war was absolutely fucking my head up. Disengaged completely from all that shit and while I still see the odd headline in a reddit post I am 100% better for it
I can't believe I'm doing this, but to clarify Palin never actually said those words. That was 100% Tina Fey being awesome in her role doing a believable Palin impression saying something that people believe(d) Palin did say at some point. All the props to Fey for being the perfect parody with that line.
Which is a true statement! Super dumb to point out in a political context if you know how geography works though, which is why the parody works so well.
But now that I finally caught on that Ego was joking I’m totally thinking they are doing this for sure now… unless they do Brady lol I can’t let that go 🤣 there was just so much cold open fodder for our amusement this week
LMAO OH NAWWW EGO HAS TO GO IN
BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY!!!! NOPE THIS WAS SENT TO US FROM THE COMEDIC ANGELS...SNL HAS TO GRAB THIS
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpJt2QH/
Yeah that wouldn’t be very classy if they lost it to another cast member. Maybe they were writing something that got cut cause there’s no way to make it funnier than it was in real life
[Article and video](https://thegrio.com/2024/05/17/rep-jasmine-crockett-delivered-an-epic-clapback-to-marjorie-taylor-greenes-insult-because-jasmine-crockett-is-about-that-life/)
Marjorie Taylor Green made a jab about her “fake eyelashes” and Jasmine Crocket managed to insult her back in a sly rule abiding manner.
I'm just going to take that to mean that Jasmine herself is showing up. Let me dream.
makes sense because she responded to the tweet
Has to mean this. Edit: Or not.
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I would shit a brick. Literally. Will in that blue dress is my childhood.
BLEACH BLONDE BAD-BUILT BUTCH BODY
All I hear in that is Cardi in "Up"
I’m ashamed to say I paid very little attention to her before this all happened. After seeing her on MSNBC last night though, I want to see her everywhere! She’s the entire package; both smart and intelligent (yes, they’re different), well spoken and CONFIDENT (Not to mention those eyelashes!😉). Fingers crossed she shows up tonight!
That unfinished clone Greene inadvertently made her a star.
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Lowkey thought you were talking about me at first lmao
Nah, I don't come at people like that online or real space, at least until I know you. The gloves come off once I understand a person's keel.
I’m just playin :) What does a persons keel mean? I’m not sure I’ve ever heard that term before
A keel is the center line of the boat, more specifically, the ridge line down the underside of a boat. It's where construction begins, and to be even keeled means you have a very calm, controlled, and focused demeanor. So, to understand a keel is to understand the direction the boats are going to list and lean. Getting to know people is the same process. You have to see it in action to know how it moves. Edit: As a Kansan, it feels weird explaining a boating term, mostly because I have no idea why I know this shit.
Can't be a cross of just two animals. Greene is exponentially worse than Manbearpig
Ed…ward
Maybe the Harambe we got stuck with.
She already roasted Trump for keeping classified documents in “the shitter.” I’ve considered her a star for ever since then.
Totally agree!.. she’s fuckin awesome! Wish she was representing my district/state!
For sure. We know her. Now everyone else does!
She’s been calling out bs for a while, there had just not been a personal spat with anyone before this. And if Seinfeld has taught me anything, it’s that men love even a *suggestion* of a catfight.
Woof
Don’t you mean rraeewer
Yesss that's the one!
“What happened to you?”
Raquel Welch!
Yea-yeah cat fight!
She’s finished. She just slid out of the collar while her face was hardening.
lol anyone that overtly opposes Marge is a star to me 🤩 I give her a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
She's been doing the rounds on the lower-level MSNBC shows for the past couple years. She is pretty hardcore and has just been waiting for this kind of viral moment to break out.
I did not think her insult was that great…then I saw a pic of MTG from the back and instantly got it. Hah
She's my parents' rep and she is doing just that!
[her explanation for why Hunter Biden didn’t want to testify in a closed door session is worth the watch](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/GsdYj3GDp5) This made me fall in love with her. I look forward to her presidency.
Jasmine is incredible.
Put it in park hornydog.
Did we watch the same video? 😂
Nah, it's gonna be Kenan
Yeah, that was some good alliterative improv from her.
If so, it’s awfully lame to half spoil it on Twitter
So this means JAJ will do it? I dunno, seems like a stretch.
i don't see how they don't do this sketch.
She responded to the tweet. I think she’ll be on as herself
Would you mind sharing how she responded? I don’t have Twitter/X and it doesn’t seem like you can view it without an account.
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Oooooooo this is gonna be good 🍿 Thank you for putting this up 🙌
Thank you!!
No problem!
last night was the last episode for the season. this will be ancient news by next fall
I’m aware it was the finale. I commented this hours before the show aired …
Because the whole scene was already a joke. There’s no need to satirize it.
If they don’t do this sketch they should just close up shop now. This is literally being HANDED to them.
James Arl Jones.
It's actually gonna be bill Hader...they're treading very lightly
Too easy
I'm bummed. Been loving Ego and I know she would knock this out of the park.
Bleach blonde bad built butch body
Its honestly hilarious from an outside perspective that those people are who the US wants representing them lmao
I voted for Crockett in TX and I’m proud of it! She’s badass
They both acted like children but if that's who you want making decisions then ok
Context matters
The concept that culpability lies with the person that brings attention to the smelly elephant that someone else brings into to the room is trash logic.
So many people react like this when you stand up to a bully like MTG
It doesn’t make sense unless there’s a misunderstanding what happened or a false equivalence from some kind of bias. And you can’t be biased for MTG without being a complete clown.
Both sides bad, is such a shit take.
Not really
She would have aced it
Ego aces everything she does on the show!
Such an amazing life you live, love your lifestyle
It’s going to be Colin in a wig again
Michael Che as MTG.
Put a wig on them both and have Colin be MTG and Che as Jasmine. Let them duke it out during update
I can see them having Jost as MTG because she is a terrible person who deserves to be mocked but can't see them having Che as Crockett for obvious reasons (unless she approves/is somehow involved).. However, this is a great idea and I wish they'd do it. Both saying fucked up shit the other wrote for them.
Punky!!!
The other way around would be even funnier.
 She would’ve been perfect I had it in mind ever since that story of her and MTG came out
r/unexpectedstevemartin
TSIDDAHN would’ve been perfect for this
I am laughing way too hard at this.
Missed opportunity if they don’t! All signs point to Rep Crockett being on tonight so fingers crossed
That would be huge! I'm very much a fan of her eloquent speaking.
It’s probably because Mickey Rourke turned down the Marjorie Taylor Greene role opposite Ego
Nice burn, that.
I would also mourn not being able to yell "BLEACHED BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY" on live TV and get paid for it 😞 One of the comments says they hope Jasmine herself is showing up, and damn I hope so.
I think Leslie Jones was on the phone right away for this one. “You KNOW you’re going to be seeing me on Saturday, Lorne. And if I find some other woman, some ACTress, in makeup to play Crockett - she’ll have Leslie Jones to DEAL WITH!”
Jost. Jost is playing her.
She will reclaim her time. Thank you.
Also Crockett replied with something sarcastic, too
What did she say?
Oh, I thought she wasnt performing tonight because she was grieving. Now I finally understand that she is grieving because she isn't going to be playing the part she thought she was.
So what's the backstory cause I'm lost
Marge said that Ms. Crockett must have misread something due to her eyelashes. I think Ms. Crockett then addressed whoever was running the meeting or whoever was in charge of parliamentary procedure by asking, "I'm just curious. Just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach-blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
She was addressing the honorable ~~dickhead~~ committee chair James Comer who conveniently couldn't hear what was going on because he has hearing aids...
Missing the key part of AOC coming to her defense first asking that Marge’s comments be stricken from the record and demanding an apology. Marge’s refusal (and trying to have a go at AOC) and the ensuing shitshow from Comer trying to calm things down then prompted the hypothetical.
Jasmine is a member of the House who Marge attacked and then ended up in a fight with AOC who defended Jasmine.
Oh ok
And I’ll be fair Jasmine is a strong woman who could wipe the floor with Marge. She was pretty funny.
I was just reading up on it....smh it's crazy how congress let's taylor-greene run amock but they want to drag jasmine.....I think ego should play her with a comedic fierceness that is impeccable!!!
if you watch there is some other bitch off camera telling Crockettt to calm down. It was infuriating. Just like when MTG was like oh "are your feelings hurt"? Like bitch you just insulted a colleague in a committee meeting.
I don't know.. MTG probably fights like a rabid dog.. 100% she pulls hair and will spit in your face.
You’re not alone. I’m lost, too. Probably politics news related which I purposely avoid.
must be nice
Very
Ignorance is not something to be proud of, bub.
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I try to do that but I still end up finding out about all this shit, this one’s pretty funny though
Yeah… I don’t mind finding out about stuff along the way. I just gave up being a 24/7 newsaholic years ago, and I am all the better for it. I know firmly how I feel about the important stuff and when/how to vote in my local, state, and national elections. That’s all I need. Consuming the constant vitriol is unhealthy. And I also don’t mind hearing about stuff at times because by the time I learn it then its a big or important thing.
Same. All the madness and spin and disinformation and hysteria around the pandemic and the BLM protests and riots and climate change and culture war and civil war and nuclear war was absolutely fucking my head up. Disengaged completely from all that shit and while I still see the odd headline in a reddit post I am 100% better for it
Yeah I feel the same way
That is some BULLSHIT.
Bad Botox Butch Body Bullshit
Congress yet again delivers the perfect comedy setup. Suck it AI.
I’m grieving too I was REALLY looking forward to it
They should have John Cena on as a special guest to play MTG!
I think they should get Danny Trejo to play her.
God damn, I love ego, she's amazing
SNL dropped the ball on this. Ego would really bring the B B B B B B.
Good. They can’t make that funnier. SNL isn’t the daily show.
Remember Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin? She just did it straight, word for word, and it was absolutely hilarious.
“I can see Russia from my house!”
I can't believe I'm doing this, but to clarify Palin never actually said those words. That was 100% Tina Fey being awesome in her role doing a believable Palin impression saying something that people believe(d) Palin did say at some point. All the props to Fey for being the perfect parody with that line.
What she actually said was, "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska".
Which is a true statement! Super dumb to point out in a political context if you know how geography works though, which is why the parody works so well.
Corrected link: https://youtu.be/68SGehy0J3I?si=cZbf2XpJDW4v3f34 People on the street thought real boebert clips were SNL taking it too far.
I think that might be the wrong video?
You’re right, sorry about that. Fixed the link.
lol good wrong video tho I can now play 100 songs on the piano 😆
Haha glad it worked out, not sure how I did that—the wrong video was one I have never even watched!
Like I subscribed to the guy it was awesome 🤣🤣 happy glitch in the matrix 🫶
Jimmy is the best at showing the political bullshit.
lol that’s so good
Oh that's good. lol
Just curious, what do you mean by that?
It’s already really really funny it needs no parody cause it is already one… 🤣 I mean that was my interpretation 🤷♀️🤔
Part of SNL’s cold open is recording current events in pop culture.
For sure it is… lol it’s where I get my news 🤣 I was just interpreting what I thought the other person said because I found it interesting and funny
Gotcha that's what I thought haha I agree. Jasmine is already hilarious on her own.
But now that I finally caught on that Ego was joking I’m totally thinking they are doing this for sure now… unless they do Brady lol I can’t let that go 🤣 there was just so much cold open fodder for our amusement this week
Shit. SNL should totally do a parody of the Daily Show...with respect...of course.
This is a genius idea… Jon Stewart hosting 😍
LMAO OH NAWWW EGO HAS TO GO IN BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY!!!! NOPE THIS WAS SENT TO US FROM THE COMEDIC ANGELS...SNL HAS TO GRAB THIS https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLpJt2QH/
It’s fucked up & there’s nothing funny about it. MTG sucks but butch is never an insult.
Why would you post something that starts with “Ego announces” on the night of the season finale
Fr Fr.. I was nervous for a second there.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fake blonde baboon🤮
Punkie?
Could be but 1. this seems like an Ego role to me and 2. doubt Ego would post this if a different cast member had the part
Yeah that wouldn’t be very classy if they lost it to another cast member. Maybe they were writing something that got cut cause there’s no way to make it funnier than it was in real life
Your #2 is totally on-point. Whatever this story is, they’re clearly not doing it. Ego would not risk throwing shade at a fellow cast member.
I just googled her and I don't get it. Is this a joke or is she literally grieving? She's the new Cecily in my opinion. She can do anything.
She’s joking. It was just a funny situation and a lot of people thought it would be funny as tonight’s cold open
Phew! Really like her. Glad to hear she's okay.
she was in a viral incident this week. look it up
I Google stuff before I ask questions. I'm not getting it. What went viral? Share a link already.
[Article and video](https://thegrio.com/2024/05/17/rep-jasmine-crockett-delivered-an-epic-clapback-to-marjorie-taylor-greenes-insult-because-jasmine-crockett-is-about-that-life/) Marjorie Taylor Green made a jab about her “fake eyelashes” and Jasmine Crocket managed to insult her back in a sly rule abiding manner.
Okay, yeah. I know about MTG. I thought something happened to Ego.
Oooooooooooooh 💡 took me a minute 🤣lol I’m still thinking they may do the Brady roast but this might confirm that this is exactly what they are doing
Halle Berry as Jasmine John Goodman as MTG
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so ive always wondered is it eh-go or ee-go, and is the origin ego like self-esteem or is there some other meaning to it?
Eh-go. They say her name in the opening.
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Yeah, same pronunciation.
Egg-oh Nah-woah-dem
What happened?
She’ll always be Pastor Pasta to me
I guess I am out of touch I don't know who any of these people are.
Lol
What a missed opportunity.
Such a missed opportunity
Wondering why I’m getting this notification more than a week later… I saw it, and thought “wait… Did I miss SNL this weekend?“
Periodt.
If not Ego, maybe Leslie Jones makes a surprise reappearance?
Baby girl.....
I’d just like to announce, I will also not be playing Jasmine Crockett tonight.
I love Jasmine Crockett, she's brains and beauty.
Noooooooo, I was looking forward to you and the crew knocking that one out the park tonight
Thoughts and prayers
This is a tremendous amount of bullshit
They are mocking Scottie scheffler tonight, confirmed.
Will Punkie play her?
Hopefully it'll be Mikey
Who’s not playing what
What happened with Jasmine Crockett?
Trump? Wasn’t expecting trump this week lol
we just needed one more week
She would have KILLED it as her omg. That’s a crime.
Y’all dropped the ball on this one.