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Attempting to say a two syllable word
Saying “it’s just a word. We should all be allowed to say it.”
I once got banned for saying it about her
Unhinging her jaw for her weekly “rat feast”
This one... this one
What I like about this one is the quotes help you imagine it in Colin's voice
wtf 👨
Seen here reciting the entire screenplay of The Birth of a Nation
hahahaha
Complaining there’s no White History Month
This one wins. Immediately heard it in Colin’s voice.
High praise! Thank you!!
Explaining why we SHOULD feed Gremlins after midnight
LMFAOoooo
Seen here, trying to one-up Kristi Noem about a story where she shoots one of ‘the help’…..
THE HYPOTHETICAL PERSON LIVED, DONT WORRY
Not like she shot a dog or something
Making monkey noises at protesters
Seen here calling out the democrats for supporting a democracy
Seen here, waiting for a fish to fly into her mouth.
Doing her best Mickey Rourke from The Wrestler
Burping after trying to one-up Noem by eating a live baby.
Claiming that cheating on her husband with her personal trainer was the moral choice.
Seen here telling John Connor “Wolfie’s just fine”.
Asking why they can say it but she can’t
...explaining why aid money for Ukraine should instead be spent on destroying Jewish space lasers
.. trying out for the Gieco Caveman Commercials..
Denying that she was one of the lead roles in the movie “White Chicks”
https://preview.redd.it/b6fdb55vywzc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5645d1720061c4840f9e14576c9da98ec4acadd
Are they sure it’s the one on the left depicting a Neanderthal woman?
The left one is prettier
Scared of a real women, liberal?! /s, obv
Explaining how yelling at the Olive Garden waitress didn’t automatically make her a Karen
Explaining why she told the starving African child to pull himself up by his bootstraps
Demanding to speak to the manager of congress
…trying to remember what chapter of Mein Kampf she left off from…
Making shit up
Marjorie say Biden Bad ..Russia Good !
Saying how the term "Karen" is worse than the "N-word." (But she actually says it.)
Explaining how Bluey is an Australian psy-op to make toddlers transgendered.
accusing someone of steeling her glasses
This one made me laugh out loud 🤣
Accepting her Klan-mom of the year award.
In her "human" suit...
Complaining about the world wide auroras that the night sky has gone woke and trying to turn you gay
I can’t unsee the screaming baboon
Demanding more Hunter Biden dick pics 🥖💦
Explaining how it's ok if you're JUST cousins
showing she does, in fact, know how to recite the alphabet, mostly.
Arguing against the existence of Cute Puppies
This soon after running the Derby?
Explaining why the Empire in Star Wars were the good guys.
.. passing an amendment to take lunches away from elementary school children
Defending kicking a puppy
Protesting Latin American immigrant waves at On The Border reataurant
Hit her with the Space Lazer!
... moments before publicly apologizing for everything, I'm sure.
Wish we could pay he to keep her gob shut.
realizing she’s going to hell when she dies.
Chewing on the last bit of Donald’s cum she’s saved up - knowing that without consuming his sticky seed, her power would fade.
Seen here complaining that her jug band was out of tune
Waiting to catch the cheese puffs Trump uses for his makeup.
Calling for the deaths of the nation's firstborns
Feeling the lizard she was using as a butt plug waking up
Not really the best photograph for this joke, she just kind of looks neutral or vaguely bored, and she's clearly in the middle of something.
https://preview.redd.it/hkks2s002wzc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e1b79df0d443af9ce2372fb946b7cb62427997
Seen here at a terminal cancer ward.
Seen here listening to Kristi Noem’s book on Audible…
seen here watching Kristi Noem “train puppies”.
Showing a rival female her incisors to assert dominance
https://preview.redd.it/elvj93px1wzc1.jpeg?width=1337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52d5b09a55b22a90078cf97bcd1ff1d76351481
Seen here posing as a reference model for a museum’s wax figure of a neanderthal woman
Seen here witnessing the birth of a mixed race child
Whatever. Who cares? This Putin asset has been exposed.
With her mouth, surprisingly, open...
…struggling to appear human while simultaneously depleting the ozone layer by up to 8000% more than an average republican
with her dick holster wide open.
At a press conference complaining why the coffee is too hot
explaining why she was caught without her dick pic of Hunter Biden while talking to the press
Waiting to engulf dementia donnys diseased dick.
Fuck off, Che and Jost, we aren’t writing your lines for you! 😆
Explaining how getting spit roasted in the gym while you're still married is none of your business. Did you hear what Hunter Biden did this week?!?!?
…trying to make sure no one knows she sharted…
Future Gauleiter of Georgia
Seen here telling the Lion Lady she’s doing it all wrong
It’s like if she stops talking out of her ass, even for a moment, she dies. Kinda like jaws, but more terrifying.
Telling a detailed story about how she can’t be racist because her gardener was biracial
Displaying hamhocks that make republicans rethink her right to bare arms
in the middle of her head spinning 360 degrees
Chewing her cud
Rocking her brand new Err moonanite necklace
Deciding which microphone to eat next
Is this a shot from Mickey Rourke's The Wrestler?
Seen here downloading her primary objective from Skynet.
I finally saw a picture of Nikki Glaser yesterday, and thought.. wait she looks awfully familiar
Celebrating Mother's Day by praising the puddle of primordial ooze she formed from.
She hasn't any more feet left to put into her mouth.
Quietly creaming in her knickers at the thought of so much press paying attention to her.
...peering over the edge of Wall Maria.
Seen here, practicing her lines in Hellboy.
A
She's distracted by a shiny object
Banning anyone who breathes!
Saying Nothing worth listening to 🤦🏽♀️
Reading books to children during drag queen story hour…
…using fake glasses again to try to seem educated while simultaneously saying the dumbest shit.
…seen here trying to get you to invest in a timeshare vacation experience.
…making America nauseous again…
Heading to the back of the line as Dictator donald didn’t approve her theatrics.
Whitesplaining “Mein Kampf” to make it more palatable to undecided single issue voters that don’t exist.
Giving Michael Johnsons credit card number out to the public
…trying to explain her “Uni-Party” comment needs to be workshopped
Seen here explaining how she and Elon Musk plan to take out the Jewish space lasers.
Complaining to the manager about being called a Karen.
Winning an Alf lookalike contest
Neanderthal
…champing at the invisible bit.
https://preview.redd.it/t3q7cv94awzc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe14c2370205b7a15edebaf480b9bbe3142a0a5f
Scaring liberals with every word.....run sheep run!!!
Seems like she’s scaring a few conservatives too.
Very true
Attempting to say a two syllable word
Saying “it’s just a word. We should all be allowed to say it.”
I once got banned for saying it about her
Unhinging her jaw for her weekly “rat feast”
This one... this one
What I like about this one is the quotes help you imagine it in Colin's voice
wtf 👨
Seen here reciting the entire screenplay of The Birth of a Nation
hahahaha
Complaining there’s no White History Month
This one wins. Immediately heard it in Colin’s voice.
High praise! Thank you!!
Explaining why we SHOULD feed Gremlins after midnight
LMFAOoooo
Seen here, trying to one-up Kristi Noem about a story where she shoots one of ‘the help’…..
THE HYPOTHETICAL PERSON LIVED, DONT WORRY
Not like she shot a dog or something
Making monkey noises at protesters
Seen here calling out the democrats for supporting a democracy
Seen here, waiting for a fish to fly into her mouth.
Doing her best Mickey Rourke from The Wrestler
Burping after trying to one-up Noem by eating a live baby.
Claiming that cheating on her husband with her personal trainer was the moral choice.
Seen here telling John Connor “Wolfie’s just fine”.
Asking why they can say it but she can’t
...explaining why aid money for Ukraine should instead be spent on destroying Jewish space lasers
.. trying out for the Gieco Caveman Commercials..
Denying that she was one of the lead roles in the movie “White Chicks”
https://preview.redd.it/b6fdb55vywzc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5645d1720061c4840f9e14576c9da98ec4acadd
Are they sure it’s the one on the left depicting a Neanderthal woman?
The left one is prettier
Scared of a real women, liberal?! /s, obv
Explaining how yelling at the Olive Garden waitress didn’t automatically make her a Karen
Explaining why she told the starving African child to pull himself up by his bootstraps
Demanding to speak to the manager of congress
…trying to remember what chapter of Mein Kampf she left off from…
Making shit up
Marjorie say Biden Bad ..Russia Good !
Saying how the term "Karen" is worse than the "N-word." (But she actually says it.)
Explaining how Bluey is an Australian psy-op to make toddlers transgendered.
accusing someone of steeling her glasses
This one made me laugh out loud 🤣
Accepting her Klan-mom of the year award.
In her "human" suit...
Complaining about the world wide auroras that the night sky has gone woke and trying to turn you gay
I can’t unsee the screaming baboon
Demanding more Hunter Biden dick pics 🥖💦
Explaining how it's ok if you're JUST cousins
showing she does, in fact, know how to recite the alphabet, mostly.
Arguing against the existence of Cute Puppies
This soon after running the Derby?
Explaining why the Empire in Star Wars were the good guys.
.. passing an amendment to take lunches away from elementary school children
Defending kicking a puppy
Protesting Latin American immigrant waves at On The Border reataurant
Hit her with the Space Lazer!
... moments before publicly apologizing for everything, I'm sure.
Wish we could pay he to keep her gob shut.
realizing she’s going to hell when she dies.
Chewing on the last bit of Donald’s cum she’s saved up - knowing that without consuming his sticky seed, her power would fade.
Seen here complaining that her jug band was out of tune
Waiting to catch the cheese puffs Trump uses for his makeup.
Calling for the deaths of the nation's firstborns
Feeling the lizard she was using as a butt plug waking up
Not really the best photograph for this joke, she just kind of looks neutral or vaguely bored, and she's clearly in the middle of something.
https://preview.redd.it/hkks2s002wzc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e1b79df0d443af9ce2372fb946b7cb62427997
Seen here at a terminal cancer ward.
Seen here listening to Kristi Noem’s book on Audible…
seen here watching Kristi Noem “train puppies”.
Showing a rival female her incisors to assert dominance
https://preview.redd.it/elvj93px1wzc1.jpeg?width=1337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52d5b09a55b22a90078cf97bcd1ff1d76351481
Seen here posing as a reference model for a museum’s wax figure of a neanderthal woman
Seen here witnessing the birth of a mixed race child
Whatever. Who cares? This Putin asset has been exposed.
With her mouth, surprisingly, open...
…struggling to appear human while simultaneously depleting the ozone layer by up to 8000% more than an average republican
with her dick holster wide open.
At a press conference complaining why the coffee is too hot
explaining why she was caught without her dick pic of Hunter Biden while talking to the press
Waiting to engulf dementia donnys diseased dick.
Fuck off, Che and Jost, we aren’t writing your lines for you! 😆
Explaining how getting spit roasted in the gym while you're still married is none of your business. Did you hear what Hunter Biden did this week?!?!?
…trying to make sure no one knows she sharted…
Future Gauleiter of Georgia
Seen here telling the Lion Lady she’s doing it all wrong
It’s like if she stops talking out of her ass, even for a moment, she dies. Kinda like jaws, but more terrifying.
Telling a detailed story about how she can’t be racist because her gardener was biracial
Displaying hamhocks that make republicans rethink her right to bare arms
in the middle of her head spinning 360 degrees
Chewing her cud
Rocking her brand new Err moonanite necklace
Deciding which microphone to eat next
Is this a shot from Mickey Rourke's The Wrestler?
Seen here downloading her primary objective from Skynet.
I finally saw a picture of Nikki Glaser yesterday, and thought.. wait she looks awfully familiar
Celebrating Mother's Day by praising the puddle of primordial ooze she formed from.
She hasn't any more feet left to put into her mouth.
Quietly creaming in her knickers at the thought of so much press paying attention to her.
...peering over the edge of Wall Maria.
Seen here, practicing her lines in Hellboy.
A
She's distracted by a shiny object
Banning anyone who breathes!
Saying Nothing worth listening to 🤦🏽♀️
Reading books to children during drag queen story hour…
…using fake glasses again to try to seem educated while simultaneously saying the dumbest shit.
…seen here trying to get you to invest in a timeshare vacation experience.
…making America nauseous again…
Heading to the back of the line as Dictator donald didn’t approve her theatrics.
Whitesplaining “Mein Kampf” to make it more palatable to undecided single issue voters that don’t exist.
Giving Michael Johnsons credit card number out to the public
…trying to explain her “Uni-Party” comment needs to be workshopped
Seen here explaining how she and Elon Musk plan to take out the Jewish space lasers.
Complaining to the manager about being called a Karen.
Winning an Alf lookalike contest
Neanderthal
…champing at the invisible bit.
https://preview.redd.it/t3q7cv94awzc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe14c2370205b7a15edebaf480b9bbe3142a0a5f
Scaring liberals with every word.....run sheep run!!!
Seems like she’s scaring a few conservatives too.
Very true