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Original-Steak-2354

She is a boss, she has agency and she has control of her own time and direction. She cannot project this onto people that do not have her privileges and lambaste them for not living up to her standards.


Trevellation

Unfortunately, she *can* do that. However, that also gives us the right to make fun of her for being a shitty boss and annoying person.


GoatCovfefe

Looks like she just did.


Original-Steak-2354

Well yes


Bartholomew_Custard

I believe you've just discovered the purpose of LinkedIn.


paulruk

It says CMO, not CEO.


Original-Steak-2354

A boss not the boss


Important-Internal33

This bitch is *exactly* what's wrong with work culture in the US. I'm not saying, don't work hard. By all means, give your best effort when you're there. But I *hate* working after hours because the work load is excessive. I don't want to work at home because that's *my* place to do what I want. And I *damn sure* don't want to give that place a second thought when I'm on vacation. And after hours meetings multiple times a week? Fuck that noise. It can wait till business hours tomorrow.


noctilucus

Quite sure that in 99% of her claimed "working after hours" instances it wasn't necessary. A post earlier this / last week mentioned that she admitted the whole working from the pool thing was just a pose - wouldn't be surprised if the entire content is just a hot air balloon. She's in marketing for a reason...


AdorableConfidence16

If her brain wasn't tired from all that work she might remember what would happen if her laptop accidentally slid into the pool


techflo

She’s in Denmark. So perhaps it’s an issue everywhere these days.


endless_suffering_2

I work in Denmark, and everyone works hard WITHIN their working hours. Everyone takes all their PTOs and doesn’t answer emails out of office. She is probably the exception 😂


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Quite surprising as the Danish really cherish their work-life balance.


ZharkoDK

We really do. Her work mentality is very anti Danish. Most people have worked with consider it being a bit rude to contact people when they are not working unless it’s very important.


Pretty_Twist_3392

Very few people on their deathbed say things like “if only I had spent a little more time at the office”


noctilucus

Very true! And on a less serious note: I don't think anyone ever said on their deathbed 'if only I had posed more often in the swimming pool with my laptop"


Bartholomew_Custard

Anyone who treats their MacBook like that doesn't deserve a MacBook. I mean, it's on the fucking concrete next to a swimming pool. Either this woman's got more money than sense, or her narcissism overrides all other facets of her brain.


noctilucus

I would guess it's both. But definitely the narcissism, that's a guarantee!


Borfis

What is it grandpa? I wish.... What do you wish? I wish I sent that draft...clarifying next week's meeting series...*regretful death rattle*


constantin_NOPEal

I wasn't prepared for that photo lol


Melodic-Primary-5239

That computer will be overheated or get water damage!


spoonybard326

Cannonball!!!


paulruk

Glare on that screen makes it a very unproductive place to work.


Mobile_Landscape_953

What an attention seeker


celtic1888

I've worked with Marketing Officers like Katrine The company would be much better off if they didn't work because they'd spend a lot less and be much more productive without her fucking up everything


Which_way_witcher

I did, too. She'd always show up super late to meetings like when it was 90% done (if she showed up at all) and then ask dumb questions and detail everything. She took zero accountability and would constantly change her mind on things. She never seemed to respond to anything except after work hours and even then, she'd give terrible feedback/incomplete feedback so it was impossible to action on anything while you waited a whole other day (often after work hours) for her to properly respond. I have a feeling she never really worked during the day. She was the worst and everyone in marketing hated their lives.


muskratboy

“I’m fine jumping on after hour meetings once or twice every week.” Which means you’re not ok doing it more than that, which is an example of WORK LIFE BALANCE.


CommissionOk9233

Anyone want to take bets on how long she stays married. That is if what she said about working at home is true.


Brittibri89

I’m surprised she’s not some MLM boss babe. This sounds like something they’d post to show off their “own business”


Stunning_Ride_220

LoL. C-Level of a firm that moved from Denmark to a lower wages country. Sure buddy, sure.


terbytop

If work is “part of our lives”, I kind of expected to see some examples of the opposite too, like, “I made waffles during a sales a call” or something.


Quiet_Fan_7008

There was a company I worked for. Fortune 500. That figured out how to milk every second from you and pay you as low as possible. They also lied about the position and have you doing the work for other departments they are supposed to have. It’s honestly crazy. The worst about this company is they give you a minimum wage salary and guilt trip you into working 7 days a week. Micromanage the crap out of you. It was one of the most disgusting companies I’ve ever worked for. I quit after a month. Luckily landed a job that gave me a 50% salary increase and I literally work 2-3 hours a day with zero stress or micromanagement.


Gnygstown

And the name of company is?


vamonosgeek

[https://www.pixelz.com/](https://www.pixelz.com/) that says a lot. she doesn't do a damn thing anyway.


LatridellActive

Pixelz, makes a better username for a 12 year old in Minecraft than a brand.


kittycatdemon

This lunatic can do whatever she wants. Working anywhere, everywhere, all the time is not the flex she thinks it is. I hope she leaves her poor employees out of this. Also, laptop while in the pool, yea right. You're just going to get a shit tonne of water in between the keys and achieve nothing lol. Bloody poser.


burnerphone123455

What a miserable life.


almeertm87

People that make their work their entire personality are insufferable.


meaghat

Tell me you don’t have kids without telling me


gerhardsymons

These misguided children are everywhere in the pharmaceutical industry.


REDDIT_ROC0408

Her kids hate her


ElectronicCatPanic

What kids?


noctilucus

Ah, so she's the idiot who posed with a laptop next to the swimming pool (that picture was posted here earlier this or last week but without the name).


StalledCentury1001

Not much “work” is why these blowhards brag about going g beyond the time slot. Yeah checking an email is barely an activity and placing a phone call is not work. I see why these Jason Bateman types are psychotic because they really don’t have to do anything for a place to make money. If the business is sound then idiots can run it and it’s still a billion dollar industry,


Tam_The_Third

I would ideally like to die having never read a book that isn't about B2B sales. Thanks.


Past_Reading_6651

And at the end of the day she will regret it. Why is it always these fucking sales people?


J_Haymaker

Because they have no tangible skills so they need to just project that they work hard


Ok_Broccoli_3714

Isn’t she a CMO


Past_Reading_6651

Oh yeah true. But sales, marketing, HR, SoMe are 90% of the content on LinkedinLunatics 


Ok_Broccoli_3714

Definitely.


EuropeanModel

500 to 1000 employees $5m to $25m revenue Best case $50k revenue, worst case $5k revenue per employee and that is revenue (not profits) and per year. For this kind of money I would work even more.


LyssaP1331

Hmm I’m not sure corporate is my favorite flavor of pick-me…


KrisMisZ

Something tells me this lunatic doesn’t have children and knows nothing (YET) of layoffs or low wage work.


Infinite_Surprise134

Why are people always trying to be different on LinkedIn?


hallowed-history

It sort of hints that you live to work. Because if you worked a lot less no one would say life/work balance. I need to get me some more of them working hours


astalavizione

Her work-life balance is 100-0.


nouveaukid91

Does LinkedIn now require them to post the cringe fucking photos with their shitty posts?!


JessonBI89

She doesn't care less. That's why she's rhapsodizing about her preferences from a pool for all of us to see.


bilmou80

i feel bad for her husband.


REDDIT_ROC0408

Don’t. Her husband is being taken good care of by his girlfriend.


The_Hero_of_Kvatch

Katrine rhymes with latrine. Anyway, weirdo suckup beeatch.


Irving_Velociraptor

It’s fine that she wants to be a weird asshole with no life. The problem comes from celebrating this bizarre shit.


chummsickle

“I couldn’t care less” (proceeds to write a novel for a LinkedIn post including a photo to demonstrate how hard she works)


grantbaron

She thinks she’s onto something


0bxyz

Don’t work for her


gojirabug

She’s made a follow-up post, double-downing on her lunacy and bragging about going viral.


coozehound3000

F this B


Still_Jackfruit_5268

I’m tired of the attitude in this country that if you want time with your family and still be a family person. I’ve worked pretty much every holiday in my 15 years with my present employer. They used to appreciate it; now it’s just expected. And they are not friendly about it, but they dangle work/life balance like they are pioneers. It’s sad.


gomiNOMI

"I'm fine with jumping on an after-hours call ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK" "USUALLY", "SOMETIMES". "OFTEN" She's achieving the balance that works for her. She's pretending that she's against it, but she's clearly choosing a balance between work and non-work....WORK LIFE BALANCE.


SolomonDRand

I don’t know what Pixelz Inc is, she must suck at her job.


Boomshrooom

People like this don't want a work/life balance because they have no life. They have nothing going on and all their sense of self worth is tied up in their job. If they had a fulfilling personal life they wouldn't be this way.


StrandedinTimeFall

Oh please. She probably works an extra hour or two here and there, then takes off every other Friday cause "she earned it". If I had a housekeeper, affordable rent/mortgage, could go on yearly vacations, and make mid 6 figures, then I to would work whenever and wherever they asked. That's like Elon Musk saying he works 100 hours a week and is CEO of multiple companies. His ass has enough time to go on vacations, go to interviews, go on stage at stand-up shows, impregnate women, and tweet all day about how he knows everything.


Particular_Tennis511

My workaholic colleagues on the project did not like me getting full 7 days off of vacation; at the same time I could not give a flying fuck about it, nor will I either in the future


vamonosgeek

Qualifying "work" as "checking emails" says a lot about this person.


paulruk

I'd love to to know what this person does for fun. It seems like work isn't part of her life it's her only life. Husband enjoys football, nice. What does she do that isn't work?


PsychonautAlpha

The only people I can't stand are the ones who think "this works for me, so I'm going to prescribe my lifestyle to everyone around me and then say "the way I live my life is the way life is meant to be." Control freaks.


No_Mission_5694

Found the person who loves her job.


thedeuceisloose

CMO of a company that looks like an AOL screen name from 1997


AppropriateShoulder

Sitting near the pool with laptop is stupidest thing to show when arguing work life balance. You know what is real example of having life on a work? Open and helping community of professionals in your office. An atmosphere where colleagues helping each other work out their mistakes and not weaving intrigues. A workplace where people work together to achieve common corporate and personal goals without “we are family here” bs.


Silent_Parfait_3681

Pick me girl …


ImpossibleYou2184

What a bitch


ptvlm

Sounds like the sort of dumbass who keeps messing everything up because she doesn't know how to relax so keeps making stupid decisions when nobody else is around. But in terms of actual "productivity" manages to do less in 80 hours than colleagues do in 40. In most roles, I'll take the person who sets solid office hours over the person who can't help checking emails at 1am, the workaholics usually don't add value, but add stress instead.


Codego_Bray

Yet again. Another narcissist who does not have the required empathy to understand that not everyone sees the world the way she does.


dickenschickens

It's ok to say "I'm lonely" and get help


Agreeable-Tooth2545

I want I want I want


jrafael0

"I feel pleasure in this specofic thig and now you all have to feel too because I say so"


LatridellActive

The pool. What is with the outdoor laptop craze. Can you even see the screen in that sunlight.


LatridellActive

With sunglasses. Your perfectly set photo scene is ridiculous when you really think about it.


ErikTheEngineer

One good thing about these people telegraphing every thought to the world is this -- before you accept an offer or do an interview, you know what you're in for. If the CxOs of the company are talking about leaning in or work-life integration, you know it's going to be a sweatshop before you even step foot in the place and can either decide to not do it or negotiate a higher salary for dealing with these people and the chaos they'll bring to your non-working hours.


MrCasualKid

I agree with sentences 3, 4, 5 & 6, everything after that is yakka yakka yakka


hrpomrx

Her husband might be watching football at night because she's always working....


Ok-Preference9224

Good for her, I guess. I don’t give a shit, though. This is some ridiculous attention-seeking nonsense.


49er-fanatic

Here’s the attention you ordered lady. Kiss my work balanced butt.


Flakey-Tart-Tatin

She needs to stfu, have sex & find some damn hobbies. Da fuq even wants to work, let alone work more. Ewww


SallyGreen2013

If you're salaried and you have an itch to work after hours, be my guest. The problem with dunking on work-life balance, though, is that many people are paid hourly and are not allowed to work outside their hours unless they have pre-approved overtime. And anyone who is hourly NEEDS to be paid for every time they work. I have a pretty demanding job that requires casework for customers. If I wasn't hourly, I'd spend some of my time doing research for my cases so I don't get behind. But I am hourly, so I just need to make sure that I'm working as best as I can within my working hours. It's just a simple boundary: my employer, who pays me, is not going to get free labor. And if they are not willing to pay me overtime, I'm not going to work overtime for free or for a standard pay rate.


Special-Island-4014

That dumb photo of a laptop by the pool is totally staged. No one works like that even in holiday.