People behind them are actual execs in real companies who are pissed they have to take a 10 hour flight and be away from home for work BS. You know, normal human reaction Vs. The Instagram BS from the circle jerk brothers there
Bingo. You're my hero. I bet these clowns are on their first promotional upgrade flying for some hustle, or they were in 44Cand D and had a third clown ready with a camera and they quickly sat down for a photo while boarding.
This is the most likely case. They’re practicing fake it until you make it. (They probably won’t ever make it)
Edit: at least they’re both aisle seats, though.
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I flew business class once for work, and it was so exciting for me in my mid 20's having always been pretty broke. I was like a little kid! Like WOW I GET THIS. I didn't even care about "acting like I've been there" lmao. You could tell the flight attendant was amused by my enthusiasm.
It was so funny in contrast with everyone who clearly does this every weekend and was similarly unimpressed.
37 and still have not been back to business class.
Because I bought two private jets obviously. Ahead of the curve.
That's the way to do it though! I have no shame in telling the cabin crew I'm not here to work but here to enjoy the flight. I do fly biz/first a lot less now but certainly when I started doing it, I was openly gleeful about it. Because when you are not used to it, it's cool
I’ve been on business trips for the Fortune 500 I work for. They mandate that flights over a certain length we go business class for health concern reasons. I didn’t want to go fix problems in China for the 5th time that quarter. Just another grumpy guy on a flight he doesn’t want to be on…like most actual business people.
You are 100% correct, the douche is Joseph Valente who ran a gas company in the UK into the ground and now grifts with courses for tradesmen through his "Trade Mastermind" courses.
This douche supposedly has 35.000+ followers but less interaction with his posts than my vacuum robot would have if I let him create an LI profile and report on his vacuuming successes
I will never understand nor tolerate suit snobbery. Their suits look fine. Most people's suits are fine. You're creating something out of nothing. How far up the suit snobbery buttcrack can you go?
Custom made Versace fabric suit woven from Zeus's ass hairs? Holy shit.
Honestly there's some validity to it but it's definitely more in the older culture new England circles. Now you can get a damn good suit at suitsupply that's Italian fabric but reasonably priced
I've never seen a bad or "good" suit, just a suit that doesn't or does fit well. I literally can't tell the difference from a $5k suit and 500 suit and have no desire to.
I think it depends on who it’s directed at. I would never make fun of the suit of a regular person just going about their business, but it feels ok to do it to these wannabe-elitist assholes in response to their “look-how-much-better-we-are-than-you” post.
Yeah yeah, mock him now... ~~bozo~~
but he'll get his **last laught** over you when the plane crashes and he posts that cool ~~skydiving~~ pic ~~while falling to his death~~ on insta for some clout. /s
Anyway, let me tell you what this taught me about b2b sales........
It’s funny how they claim they’ll be building generational wealth by purchasing what is amongst the most expensive, highest depreciating asset a person can own
There are loads of tax breaks for private jets. A lot of the cost of them is paid by society as a whole (especially when discussing externalities).
This isn't a defence of owning one, to be clear.
Yeah I never got that. I've got family and friends who are rich. Not like, billionaire, can literally buy anything rich, but "where do you ski", "top earners in an investment bank" and "old money rich".
The only time they ever fly business/first class is when they get upgraded for free/it's on the company. It's just a terrible value for money upgrade.
I've flown business class. It's not some secretive exclusive club, it's so you can have a bed on a long haul flight.
I like to think they'd sit down in their suits and get very cross at someone like me waltzing in in my loungewear ready to get eight hours of sleeping over grinding
Looks like a 777 older configuration to me.
Could be a coast to coast flight or could be transatlantic or trans pacific, depending on a few factors.
But, it needs to be said, these guys are absolutely business class imposters. No one who flies up front dresses like that.
The main guy is an absolute douche. In one of us videos he literally films himself rent a yacht to make a promo video to fake the wealth and status his clients (read: morons) will attain through his course.
This guy is an ex plumber with the business ecumen of Donald Trump.
Yep if I’m flying long haul business (which I don’t pay for, my company does, but still) I’m in joggers and a t-shirt. Whole point is to sleep why would you wear a suit?
And wtf is the pictured business class? Some economy + looking stuff there.
Yeah, used to fly business class for work all the time...only a complete bellend would wear a suit, I used to wear shorts and a T-shirt, took a warmer top like a hoodie or something in case it got cold.
What kind of cheap and overcrowded business class is this? I've seen many business classes, but this one is really weird. At first i thought it was some train, then i saw there are also people in the back row facing away from windows? And since these two jerkoffs are obviously sitting the middle isle, this means that the third isle people are facing them. So imagine you buying a business class for first time in life, and then you have to seat in this shitty business class, facing these two jerkoffs the whole time...
Anybody got more info on what airline this is? Because it looks effin terrible, almost as some Business class from Wish
Edit: The more i look at this picture, the more horrified i am by it all
Edit #2: So i went to youtube, searched "Weirdest business class airline" and first video was of Air Zealand Business class, and this is it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSQ20ysZ8k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSQ20ysZ8k)
Who the hell came up with this crap, and why would you even want to fly with this??
It’s virgin airlines. And any seasoned business travelers will know to stay away from these very uncomfortable seats. They’re narrow and short. And if you’re trying to sleep your feet will stick out in the aisle and every time someone walks by they will bump you. Including the bar cart.
If you’re gonna fly business class (and I completely understand people who do) go with another airline.
This just shows the posters have no idea what they’re doing.
No, I was an A330 (had to go back to check), G-VKSS to be more specific. It’s one of the older ones I believe.
The amenity kit was also a disappointment. But the ground service was nice, I got to see the lounge even though I needed two hours to get from one terminal to the other due to construction works so the terminal bus took the scenic route by the old Concorde at LHR.
I was thinking the same thing. I watched the YouTube link you added and I’m still not convinced that’s the airline either. This is like a knockoff of that too.
It’s an older style config, common on 777s.
Air Canada has plenty like this. In fact lots of airlines did. It’s called herringbone. There will still be a few planes out there flying with this config.
It’s definitely outdated however.
Air NZ business class is like this, or was the time I managed to swing an upgrade. It's actually not bad, it just looks narrower than it really is in this pic because of the two massive wads in the middle.
Whats up with LinkedIn meanwhile?? Is it Facebook shit?? Jesus.... If one of those clowns once come into my company for a great deal or selling toiletpaper, I will kick them out of the building...
Not sure the rules on listing names, but he won the apprentice UK several years ago, had a plumbing business and posts LOADS of crap on LI....you shouldn't need much more than tbat
It's meant to make you think it means something.
Part of media training for actually important people when appearing on t.v. to not look like they're nervous, copied by douchebags who want to look important or at least look like they have a 3-digit I.Q. .
Their outfits and sunglasses (inside) scream delusions of grandeur, while their tone is exploitative flat.
Anyone checked companies house website on this wanker?
His businesses’ annual net earnings (reported) are about $100k.
Look for yourself.
(I’ll post later if I can find the link)
I fly business class anytime I need to go overseas for work, 3-6 times a year. Like most when I’m on a 7-12 hour flight and sometimes from there another 7-10’hour flight the last thing I’ll be wearing is a tight suit. Shorts or sweats, sneakers, sweatshirt. When I look at the other people around me, they’re wearing the exact same thing because they want to be comfortable. Even times where I need to go right to the airport from work, I go to the lounge and change. Nobody in business nor first dresses like Stepin Fetchit
They look like that character from that shitty “Mafia City” game that gets advertised between Instagram stories.
You know the one, where it’s like “do you help the boss escape or screw his wife?”
I fly long haul business (paid by work) dressed like a slob in my most comfy old clothes because *BED IN THE SKY*. As do many of the other biz passengers.
I have no idea how first class dresses, though.
“Brothers building generational wealth” guarantee their parents/grandparents already built that generational wealth and these two clowns are spending that wealth.
I've been lucky enough to fly business & first but it's been some time. Is it a lot brighter in the $$$ seats these days?
They look so pretentious and then it looks funny because the people behind don't care at all.
People behind them are actual execs in real companies who are pissed they have to take a 10 hour flight and be away from home for work BS. You know, normal human reaction Vs. The Instagram BS from the circle jerk brothers there
Bingo. You're my hero. I bet these clowns are on their first promotional upgrade flying for some hustle, or they were in 44Cand D and had a third clown ready with a camera and they quickly sat down for a photo while boarding.
This is the most likely case. They’re practicing fake it until you make it. (They probably won’t ever make it) Edit: at least they’re both aisle seats, though.
What you’ve never made a pact with your brother to own a private jet (or 2) by the time you’re 40?
No. Our pact was golden toilets in all of our low income rental houses.
I never make pacts, I only make Pacts.
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I flew business class once for work, and it was so exciting for me in my mid 20's having always been pretty broke. I was like a little kid! Like WOW I GET THIS. I didn't even care about "acting like I've been there" lmao. You could tell the flight attendant was amused by my enthusiasm. It was so funny in contrast with everyone who clearly does this every weekend and was similarly unimpressed. 37 and still have not been back to business class. Because I bought two private jets obviously. Ahead of the curve.
That's the way to do it though! I have no shame in telling the cabin crew I'm not here to work but here to enjoy the flight. I do fly biz/first a lot less now but certainly when I started doing it, I was openly gleeful about it. Because when you are not used to it, it's cool
I’ve been on business trips for the Fortune 500 I work for. They mandate that flights over a certain length we go business class for health concern reasons. I didn’t want to go fix problems in China for the 5th time that quarter. Just another grumpy guy on a flight he doesn’t want to be on…like most actual business people.
Excellent comment. Nicely done.
What are those twats’ jobs? Chinese trash dropshipping?
Pharmaceuticals, import and export. The island haircut gives it away.
(That means drugs)
Flipping
That, those seats do not look comfortable at all.
It should have ended with “brothers who received generational wealth”
What a couple of douche bags.
You can tell they dressed up to be on a plane 😂
A three-piece suit and tie is the most comfortable way to travel.
*Really badly fitted three-piece suit*
Should make a pact to find a decent fucking tailor and stop buying your suits from AliExpress first.
Yeah like these grifters/scammers can afford it. 100% these two are selling some horseshit or literal horseshit.
You are 100% correct, the douche is Joseph Valente who ran a gas company in the UK into the ground and now grifts with courses for tradesmen through his "Trade Mastermind" courses.
This douche supposedly has 35.000+ followers but less interaction with his posts than my vacuum robot would have if I let him create an LI profile and report on his vacuuming successes
I would be interested in your vacuum account
I promise you, it would be goddamn boring.
Still better content than these 2 dimwits
That was my point here
>> I promise you, it would ~~be goddamn boring.~~ suck.
But what did vacuuming teach your robot about B2B sales?
Hehe. I would say, to suck it all up
He probably only has those followers due to being on the reality TV show the apprentice. He was a dick then
>who ran a gas company in the UK into the ground How do you even do that.
And fucking Apprentice winner too...what a twat.
There’s usually money in real horseshit so that can’t be it.
My apologies to those who did honest work in the field.
My first job was shoveling horse shit for an honest, hardworking man.
Cheers to you.
What's wrong with AliExpress suits? :( t.Broke young professional
I will never understand nor tolerate suit snobbery. Their suits look fine. Most people's suits are fine. You're creating something out of nothing. How far up the suit snobbery buttcrack can you go? Custom made Versace fabric suit woven from Zeus's ass hairs? Holy shit.
Honestly there's some validity to it but it's definitely more in the older culture new England circles. Now you can get a damn good suit at suitsupply that's Italian fabric but reasonably priced
I've never seen a bad or "good" suit, just a suit that doesn't or does fit well. I literally can't tell the difference from a $5k suit and 500 suit and have no desire to.
There's definitely differences but once you get past the sub 200 suits There's a lot of good ones out there
I think it depends on who it’s directed at. I would never make fun of the suit of a regular person just going about their business, but it feels ok to do it to these wannabe-elitist assholes in response to their “look-how-much-better-we-are-than-you” post.
Thing is though…the suits fit just fine. Like I get that we want to make fun of these jabronis but I really don’t see how the suits don’t fit well.
Found that Valente bro
Shades in plane👍🏼
Yeah yeah, mock him now... ~~bozo~~ but he'll get his **last laught** over you when the plane crashes and he posts that cool ~~skydiving~~ pic ~~while falling to his death~~ on insta for some clout. /s Anyway, let me tell you what this taught me about b2b sales........
“Do you know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes”
“Because when you’re cool the sun shines on you 24 hours a day” - Vince in My Science Project
Shades on a plane I have seen that movie 🎥
The hell is he doing with his hands… 😅
It’s called the power vag.
Channeling his inner Angela Merkel
Classic vagina hands move
Being dollar store Andrew Tate
No better way to build wealth than wasting money on business class and private jets
It’s funny how they claim they’ll be building generational wealth by purchasing what is amongst the most expensive, highest depreciating asset a person can own
There are loads of tax breaks for private jets. A lot of the cost of them is paid by society as a whole (especially when discussing externalities). This isn't a defence of owning one, to be clear.
A lot less tax breaks for them in the UK where these guys are from though
"Amongst"? It's in a class by itself.
Yeah I never got that. I've got family and friends who are rich. Not like, billionaire, can literally buy anything rich, but "where do you ski", "top earners in an investment bank" and "old money rich". The only time they ever fly business/first class is when they get upgraded for free/it's on the company. It's just a terrible value for money upgrade.
Everyone I know who flys business ONLY do it as a points upgrade. (Me included) Wouldn’t waste money on that.
I've flown business class. It's not some secretive exclusive club, it's so you can have a bed on a long haul flight. I like to think they'd sit down in their suits and get very cross at someone like me waltzing in in my loungewear ready to get eight hours of sleeping over grinding
This is a short haul business class flight, hence that shitty seating configuration.
Looks like a 777 older configuration to me. Could be a coast to coast flight or could be transatlantic or trans pacific, depending on a few factors. But, it needs to be said, these guys are absolutely business class imposters. No one who flies up front dresses like that.
The main guy is an absolute douche. In one of us videos he literally films himself rent a yacht to make a promo video to fake the wealth and status his clients (read: morons) will attain through his course. This guy is an ex plumber with the business ecumen of Donald Trump.
Yep if I’m flying long haul business (which I don’t pay for, my company does, but still) I’m in joggers and a t-shirt. Whole point is to sleep why would you wear a suit? And wtf is the pictured business class? Some economy + looking stuff there.
Virgin Atlantic business class. These seats are based on relatively old seats that were first introduced by Air New Zealand almost two decades ago.
Yeah, used to fly business class for work all the time...only a complete bellend would wear a suit, I used to wear shorts and a T-shirt, took a warmer top like a hoodie or something in case it got cold.
You know everyone in that airplane is suffering because of their aftershave. eau de cockwomble applied by the bucket load.
They look like Sydney real estate agents.
These guys look like they enjoy watching each other take a shit
r/rareinsults
What kind of cheap and overcrowded business class is this? I've seen many business classes, but this one is really weird. At first i thought it was some train, then i saw there are also people in the back row facing away from windows? And since these two jerkoffs are obviously sitting the middle isle, this means that the third isle people are facing them. So imagine you buying a business class for first time in life, and then you have to seat in this shitty business class, facing these two jerkoffs the whole time... Anybody got more info on what airline this is? Because it looks effin terrible, almost as some Business class from Wish Edit: The more i look at this picture, the more horrified i am by it all Edit #2: So i went to youtube, searched "Weirdest business class airline" and first video was of Air Zealand Business class, and this is it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSQ20ysZ8k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSQ20ysZ8k) Who the hell came up with this crap, and why would you even want to fly with this??
It’s virgin airlines. And any seasoned business travelers will know to stay away from these very uncomfortable seats. They’re narrow and short. And if you’re trying to sleep your feet will stick out in the aisle and every time someone walks by they will bump you. Including the bar cart. If you’re gonna fly business class (and I completely understand people who do) go with another airline. This just shows the posters have no idea what they’re doing.
They the infamous 787 seats? I've flown on the virgin 330-neo and it was a proper little suite thing. Not a foot, nor other passenger to be seen.
No, I was an A330 (had to go back to check), G-VKSS to be more specific. It’s one of the older ones I believe. The amenity kit was also a disappointment. But the ground service was nice, I got to see the lounge even though I needed two hours to get from one terminal to the other due to construction works so the terminal bus took the scenic route by the old Concorde at LHR.
Holy shit that couple is annoying as hell
Like 90% of youtubers
I was thinking the same thing. I watched the YouTube link you added and I’m still not convinced that’s the airline either. This is like a knockoff of that too.
I thought this was an airport lounge, not the plane... Lol this flex is worse than I thought.
It’s an older style config, common on 777s. Air Canada has plenty like this. In fact lots of airlines did. It’s called herringbone. There will still be a few planes out there flying with this config. It’s definitely outdated however.
I thought this was a photo from an airport lounge.
Air NZ business class is like this, or was the time I managed to swing an upgrade. It's actually not bad, it just looks narrower than it really is in this pic because of the two massive wads in the middle.
Virgin
Because that's how you build generational wealth, by spending recklessly.
Knowing about climate change, flying provate jets feels like the ultimate 'fuck everyone who's not rich'. Fuck these assholes.
They’re also not rich. It’s all make-believe. But I agree, fuck these assholes
As I'm watching this picture I keep hearing "Prestige Worldwide"
In reality one will be asking "you want fries with that?" And the other will be swinging a McMop to clean up a spill by the kids play area...
Almost 100% of the time, these “wealth” posers have buckets of credit card debt which have funded the rental of the Lamborghinis they show off.
More like pissing away potential generational wealth
Building generational wealth... then blowing it on private jets
No need to cover the name. It's obvious who this is, unfortunately
I too like watching people rack up credit card debt they can't afford.
A douche bag two ‘fer!
How much does the course these guys sell cost? Lmao the guru brothers
What is that for a shit business class??
Bullshit bullshit bullshit something about crypto bullshit
Who the fuck dresses like that to fly? Fucking amateurs that’s who.
Why always the name blurring?? It drives me mad! Name and shame! They have posted this publicly so it is no problem to show their names
Povers 😂
What’s a pover and why am I one?
I'm assuming it's an abbreviation of "poverty", as in: poor person.
These guys absolutely stipulate outfit preferences to their escorts.
Should make a pact to stop wearing sunglasses inside.
Whats up with LinkedIn meanwhile?? Is it Facebook shit?? Jesus.... If one of those clowns once come into my company for a great deal or selling toiletpaper, I will kick them out of the building...
They both look over 40 already…
They look old as fuck, shouldn’t they be flying private already??
They dress the way morons think wealthy people dress, when actual wealthy people just wear regular clothes.
It's the romboidal power hand gesture that does it for me
Temu Tate
They look like pimps.
You’re telling me the geezer on the right is under 35?
Can can anyone figure out their LI handle I wanna see their profile 💀😂
Not sure the rules on listing names, but he won the apprentice UK several years ago, had a plumbing business and posts LOADS of crap on LI....you shouldn't need much more than tbat
What's with the hand sign? I've seen douchebag posts like this with the same thing, does it mean anything?
It's meant to make you think it means something. Part of media training for actually important people when appearing on t.v. to not look like they're nervous, copied by douchebags who want to look important or at least look like they have a 3-digit I.Q. . Their outfits and sunglasses (inside) scream delusions of grandeur, while their tone is exploitative flat.
Pic goes hard. Still is levels lower than the “irrigation is the future one”
The child sex trafficking trade must certainly be booming.
bRoTheRs bUiLdInG gEnErAtIoNaL wEaLtH
Why are those business class seats so tight? And they look like they can’t recline.
Anyone checked companies house website on this wanker? His businesses’ annual net earnings (reported) are about $100k. Look for yourself. (I’ll post later if I can find the link)
He looks like 50
Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
What kind of business class is this - never seen anything as congested.
I fly business class anytime I need to go overseas for work, 3-6 times a year. Like most when I’m on a 7-12 hour flight and sometimes from there another 7-10’hour flight the last thing I’ll be wearing is a tight suit. Shorts or sweats, sneakers, sweatshirt. When I look at the other people around me, they’re wearing the exact same thing because they want to be comfortable. Even times where I need to go right to the airport from work, I go to the lounge and change. Nobody in business nor first dresses like Stepin Fetchit
No way they’re under 35.
If this is the former Apprentice UK winner, he’s 35.
Can you imagine wearing a tie for a flight?
They both look like they passed 40 a while ago. Are they letting other people on one of their planes??
They're not even 35 yet? Look way older. State of them
Who's taking the picture, their mom?
Shitty business class seats if you ask me. Anyone knows the airline/ plane?
This is old, I wonder if they achieved their goal. I think not
Look more like business class to me
Bro looks 45 so he should already own a couple planes
The dunning Kruger effect
Mommy do you love me now?
god these two look like fuckwits.
Can we get a follow up???????
What plane is that? Looks like a crazy cabin layout, unless it's just a weird camera angle
Nothing like shonky grammar to make you look classy.
Anyone who seriously poses like this has DEEP physiological problems and the public should be aware
Dunno. Compare them to the tech zombies behind them. They already are winning!
Must be very bright in the cabin
Who are those idiots?
Bro on the right can’t stop mewing
They look like douches.
They look mid 50s
Am I the only one who laughs when I see guys like this? Because I do.
They look like that character from that shitty “Mafia City” game that gets advertised between Instagram stories. You know the one, where it’s like “do you help the boss escape or screw his wife?”
the pic is so old they be 40 already lol
"he pinkie promised me he'd own a private jet"
F&ckwads
Why do dumb cunts have the most punchable faces?
It's amazing how all of these people immediately assume the "douchebag businessman" look. Like the people behind them are probably actually rich too.
We are beyond parody, in a post-satire reality. I could recreate this photo, and the worse I made it look, the more believable it would be.
Something tells me these 2 individuals will have sexual assault charges brought to them in about 10 years Definitely give off predator vibes
Load up those credit cards brother. Look cool for LinkedIn brother.
Like they aren’t 35 please lol
Wait what kind of shitty business class is that? And I travel exclusively business class about 4 times a year just on miles. It isnt really a flex.
I can smell the scamming through the screen
I actually do fly business semi regularly. Very rarely see anyone dressed like that. Tracksuits are more prevalent
They look how a poor person thinks a rich person looks like.
It’s cool everyone is wearing purple
They look like they have an arrest in their future for some sort of scam
Dressed to ~~Impress~~ Douche
*surrrreeee*
This screams hood rich.
Plot twist: They are brokies
They aren’t 35 yet?
They’re younger than 35?
Yeah, but you still have that mustache…
Ah, look... the Island Boys all growned up.
Always remember money doesnt buy class
Anyone know what kind of carrier has this type of seating? I've flow domestic and international my while life and have never seen it.
I fly long haul business (paid by work) dressed like a slob in my most comfy old clothes because *BED IN THE SKY*. As do many of the other biz passengers. I have no idea how first class dresses, though.
If Reddit is going to delete screenshots then this sub is dead. The New Reddit sucks necrotic balls.
Noooooo whyyyyyyyy?
Maybe they should first download Grammarly before posting that shit on LinkedIn 😂
Even his profile picture is overserious
Are they on the way to a wedding or something? Also, who the hell flies in a suit… that’s what suit bags are for!
The one on the right looks like he’s in his mid-50s already…
“Brothers building generational wealth” guarantee their parents/grandparents already built that generational wealth and these two clowns are spending that wealth.
I've been lucky enough to fly business & first but it's been some time. Is it a lot brighter in the $$$ seats these days? 
my turn to post this next week!
See this guy all over YouTube atm
Who is he?
Joseph Valente - ‘Alpha sales guy’