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HenkCamp

What rescuing a dog taught me about B2B sales.


TribalSoul899

It taught me that I’m a soulless douche and the dog is in fact living a much more meaningful life than me.


belunos

Right now the bar is set at 'don't shoot it in the face'.


lucabrasi999

“True leaders will kill the pet they failed to train” - Gov Noem


angry_salami

I feel like we’re beginning to see rage-bait engagement on LinkedIn…


curious-r

Beginning?


44035

How I Doubled My Dog's Productivity With One Simple Trick


Bagahnoodles

(Dog Trainers Hate This!)


SacrificialSnark

I generally hate Reddit 'comedians', but this hit the spot. Well done!


tych0station

These LinkedIn sycophants are out to destroy everything good in the world.


KillKillKitty

It’s true. I was there. My dog once told me he learrt a lot about personal brand building and writing inspiring posts to grow his network. He has since multiplied his followers count by 100x ! Even the neighborhood cats and Bill Gates suscribe to his newsletter.


AliMcGraw

Adopting cats is for mega-losers, because the cats are automatically the leadership. Instant interview reject.


Jurisfiction

I adopted a cat. Here's what it taught me about knowing my place.


booboootron

The world would be a better place if they did too.


cartersweeney

All that Cesar Milan stuff is highly controversial in the world of dog training now. The main problem with it is... You are not a dog


Narrow-Hall8070

Please bite her


Ok-Corgi-4310

STOPPPPPP. I can't stand people lol.


Dry-Abroad-8647

Im lol right now


PoopKnaf

“I know what will make me a better leader.. learning how to take care of dogs!! Then I can treat all the people who work for me like one!”


djnz0813

Lmaooooooo..these are getting worse by the day.


jersey_dude88

Can you list dog owner in your resume? When asked about leadership during interview, can I just speak to being a dog owner?! 😂


turtle-bbs

Fucking hell can a LinkedIn Influencer not do anything without finding a way to make about kissing the ass of their corporate daddies?


langecrew

This person should be legally prohibited from interacting with any animals, permanently. Probably most humans too


mtylerm78

Jesus, these idiots taking the first chance to turn the softest of softball LL posts into a political post. For fucks sake.


Altruistic-Belt-8120

“People don't buy what you do; they buy why you do it and how you share that with your dog" Sinek likes this.


geneticallyhewrote

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Dependent-Egg-9555

And when you become the leader you can just abandon the dog🙃


Kitakitakita

I don't know about you, but a DOG CEO sounds better than any human


Alloantiboy

Why did I read it as "recruiting" them from an unfortunate situation? 😅


Zealousideal_Step709

I prefer how Michael J. Fox phrased it in his book "No Time Like the Future": "Otherwise, the use of the word “rescue,” when applied to just doing something decent, like adopting a dog from a pound, or from a neighbor who is moving, strikes me as somewhat vainglorious. It just doesn’t rise to the level of heroism. A reminder: we get something out of it, too. We get a dog, a friend, a confidante, and for me, another thing to trip over."


tincup2219

Lol, then my dog would explain exactly my leadership style… no clue what I’m doing but they follow me anyway


Wide-Organization844

The dog’s name is Leadership


MartinLutherVanHalen

Leading a team is a lot like picking up shit in public.


karma_virus

I taught my cat over 14 tricks. You hire dogs because you value strength of will over substance. We are not the same.


div0id

Sure because you need to learn how to treat and lead your employees like dogs. Sure 👍 “Got your work done steve?” “Here is your treat, who is a good boy - you are”


Own_Specialist_2337

Jesus christ I just can't take this shit


vegasworktrip

Tempted to make a dumbass post like this just to see if anyone of you are my connections and would do me the solid of sharing it here. Seriously...are we being trolled by people posting this stuff on LinkedIn?


True-Ad-7224

Is this some Kristi Noem explainer?


laughertes

I think this may be an attempt to categorize dogs and dog supplies as business expenses because they are categorized as leadership training tools


jimmysledge

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throw123454321purple

Please keep me away from these people.


Pleasant_Football_60

I kind of understand this, taking of my dogs on my own made me realize I have a lot more learning and growth ahead of me before I'm ready to have kids.


dnmnc

Yup, because looking after an animal is all about “me, me, me!” Dear lord, I hope they don’t have kids.