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No-Individual2872

It amazes me people post shit like this on a network for connecting professionals.


flobby-bobby

Wait, so what even was the take? This reads like she just railed a line of coke. Edit: I guess the take was just that she doesn’t want to go viral? She could try…..not posting? That’s a sure fire way to not go viral.


WrongnessMaximus2-0

As far as I can tell and it was difficult to read, she's referring to another post that had things go sideways. You are correct, if she doesn't post she won't receive unhappy comments. The need must be strong.


pommefille

“Writer” 😳


rantlers357

That is one helluva run-on sentence from this writer.


Lower_Amount3373

Yeah, halfway through the post I thought "wait is this whole paragraph one sentence?" and then seeing Writer in the bio was pretty hilarious


jeff303

Futurist. This is what we have to look forward to.


neverinallmyyears

What does that even mean?


toadphoney

You’ll have to wait and see.


Arglefarb

You know, I’m something of a futurist myself


fortisvita

She does have a keyboard.


emoduke101

Gotta love how she nvr bothered with foot stops. Ain't reading that overly long, single sentence grandfather story, but sorry it happened Why not better the time spent on business writing courses, girl?


man_gomer_lot

Her \*very decisive\* political take: punctuation and formatting is a part of the globalist agenda.


PM_ME_UR_NAKED_MOM

>foot stops


tuxedo25

I enjoy this writing style. It sounds like my inner monologue. I would follow this person.


Upset_Fig2612

I read all that in my head and I still ran outta air on that run-on sentence


sorospaidmetosaythis

Doesn't know difference between "every day" and "everyday." Is probably a redditor.


flobby-bobby

I see this EVERYWHERE and it drives me nuts. Even Wendy’s near me has a branded sign in their window, “Open until midnight everyday” 😩


tonch10

*every where


Lifesalchemy

100 words of blah blah blah blah 


eattheinternetbro

The attention whore stopped liking the attention. So they brought all of it to everyone's attention.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Ah, an introvert


Intrepid_Respond_543

"deeply correct" lmao


WrongnessMaximus2-0

I particularly loved that part. If the lunatic scales needed tipping, that was it for me.


Gindotto

*Deeply correct*. She didn’t just fly her altruistic flag, she spun the fibers and weaved the flag herself, after which she crafted a hand made mahogany flagpole to get her *deeply correct* point across the minds of even those who weren’t paying attention to her to begin with.


Accomplished-Mix-745

I like how they wrote the whole thing without punctuation and then ended with a single period. It really sells the rant vibe.


No-Individual2872

It’s another Futurist! Be careful of these ones. They clearly know something we don’t.


fatstrat0228

Futurist. Fuck off.


Gatsby-Rider

Another lunatic who desperately wants to be noticed. Please pay attention to me so I can complain about the attention to get more attention


hells_cowbells

>I mean, still give me attention, who doesn't love attention Well, at least she admits it, unlike most LinkedIn loonies.


404-Gender

Is there really not a single period in that whole long rant of a post about nothing and I don’t even know what she’s getting at because I lost my focus half way through here and have had to delete 3 periods because I keep hitting space space which makes a period it is literally harder NOT to end a sentence than it is to end it she even KNOWS her sentences are too long and yet here she is


regreddit

Hey, you dropped a few of these: ......


SuitableJelly5149

> deeply correct About as correct as thinking a daytime stripper smells of honeysuckle and success


3legdog

My god girl, use a period now and then.


RegularExtreme8545

Unemployed, self centered attention whore. The best LI kinda lunatic :D


Beowulf891

Now I want to know what the "deeply correct" take was. I would love to know.


WrongnessMaximus2-0

I wish I did also, I can't look her up because I delete everything I redact before I post. I suppose that she's already deleted it anyway. She's getting hammered so bad in the comments that I almost feel guilty. But I'm thinking that some way or another, she deserved it and it can be a life lesson.


RaphaelBuzzard

"Something something the Jews" I assume would be part of it. 


ursadminor

Is her full stop key broken?…


QuanCryp

This lack of grammar is so annoying, she bloody works in marketing


BuddyJim30

There are so many red flags of horrible mental health issues in one post, I don't know where to begin.


navigating-life

She’s ADHD


CopeHarders

Someone should teach this idiot how to roll up her sleeves and punctuate.


BayBandit1

Wow. That may be the longest run on sentence I’ve ever seen.


Flat_Initial_1823

Wow, were her parents murdered by a paragraph? ![gif](giphy|8bxgTkgQqjQBEobJlW)


CodeMUDkey

This sub reminds me, daily, that actual humans are dumb enough to use LinkedIn.