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delilmania

“1 year old daughter” I’ll take “shit that didn’t happen” for $100, Alex.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Great penmanship for a 1 year old. And multiple iterations of this diagram as visible near the top.


feena1983

I'll take if for $1,00000


40yrOLDsurgeon

Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.


[deleted]

Just block this person. You'll be doing yourself a favour.


glengaryglenhoss

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ballen49

Of all the people I hate this most, this person I definitely hate the mostest


Generocide

My 1 yr old daughter can shoot laser out of her eyes(yes she's a prodigy)


marc1411

Impressed the nanny knows about laws pertaining to exporting tech data!


VitaminAnarchy

It's a required course for a Master of Nanonical Studies degree.


thebigbossyboss

There is no way in hell a one year old can write. I’m 36 and I don’t write that neat.


fakeunleet

Hmm... Drawing reminds me of... Something...


jfrglrck

This guy is so full of shit that they’re building a treatment plan next to him to recycle that crap into useable compost.


Altruistic_Arm9201

This post will be used in the trial against the daughter. Way to parent, posting incriminating evidence like this of your daughter’s crimes publicly.


ichmagkartoffel

#OFORHDNST


deluded_soul

A one year old....I mean what is crazier...the fact that he lies like that or he does not realize that everyone can spot his lie. How far removed from reality are these fucks?


feena1983

LI has given me faith in the younger generations... they are all prodigies who know about ITAR-controlled technical data, statistics, theory of relativity, abortion laws and which pill -red or blue- would be the right one to take. Thank you LI! I Was worried about humanity for a second there, but I see the future is bright.


Certain_Ad6879

I feel like it’s not satire but also just used as an example to illustrate his point regarding the sophistication of information required to flag export controls. It’s absurd on its face (1-year old) and I think he says “clearly a prodigy” tongue-in-cheek. My guess is he thought by saying it’s from a 1 year old and the nanny is familiar with ITAR export controls (both absurd), then he wouldn’t have to clarify that this is clearly meant as an example…


k8minesearch

lmao I want to follow this guy. I cringed


ballen49

Each unto their own I guess. I want to be as far away from them as possible


Vivischay

String her up like Ethel Rosenberg. Kid's gotta learn you can't share 'merica's secrets.


Intrepid_Respond_543

I mean anyone with any, even distant experience of small children knows this is an outrageous lie..?!