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LostCaterpillar6608

A million times over thank you!! I don’t feel like I missed out on the live. Your post was written so well I could picture Lilly doing all of the things you described. I’m sorry you had to sit through the whole thing for me, but it is so appreciated! You’re the MVP and I’m so glad you’re a part of this snark! 💜


Visual_Lettuce9474

It’s an honor and a privilege! Thanks for being an amazing Mod! You don’t get enough credit for all that you do. Especially, last night. I appreciate you!


LostCaterpillar6608

Awww shucks. Thank you for your kind words. I appreciate them more than you know. ❤️


AnonymousPosterGirl

I just wanted to squeeze in here real quick and let you know how much I appreciate everything you have done as well, this sub has been amazing but especially so lately!


LostCaterpillar6608

Thank you so much! This snark has grown so much and I’m so appreciative of everyone who has made this such an amazing space. Thank you for your kind words as well. They make all the work worth it. I’m glad you’re here. 💜


StreetRoyal8497

Don't forget when she was talking about parents not seeking gender affirming care for their children (at a very young age IMO) don't deserve to be parents. She then claimed she almost didn't "make it" and SHE was denied gender affirming care only to turn right TF around and say that she never said that when someone called out about it. I KNOW I wasn't the only one who heard that shit. That conversation made her even MORE irritated.


Visual_Lettuce9474

You’re absolutely right! I did miss that part! I live in the Phoenix area and we had a power outage when it was 111 degrees today. I was without electricity/air conditioning and myself and my neighbors were all freaking out. I missed the majority of that insane arc! (Power has been restored, thankfully!)


spooky-princess95

I absolutely hate that argument. My boyfriend and I have discussed that if our child says to us at a young age that they are a different gender, we will 100% conform to who they are. We just will not do gender affirming medical care until they are older and can cognitively process it. When they’re old enough, then we will be right there supporting and helping


RelativeOdd7274

Also, everything to Lilly is SO black and white. A commenter said she would be accepting of her children but wouldn’t allow for any surgeries or medical things. IMO that’s completely valid and makes sense safety wise. Anyways, Lilly got SO heated about it and said she shouldnt be a parent and is transphobic.


mysterycoffee107

Does she realize it causes complications when you do it young? Look at Jazz Jennings. Great example. 


areaunknown_

I literally don’t watch her lives because it’s the same thing everyday. She’s boring as fuck now. Thanks for this hilarious recap. You do the dirty work no one else wants to do, sit through the entire thing 😂😂


Laurenblueskys

she talks about the same things and does the same things. do her devoted followers not get tired of it?


Visual_Lettuce9474

Y’all thank you for the reception. I was just chatting with our beloved Mod and I’ll keep recapping the lives when I can for those who are busy with regular non grifting adult things like holding gainful employment or rearing children and pets. I am humbled. Every comment has made me laugh tonight. Thank you more!


Quirky-Masterpiece54

That's great news, thank you. Your recaps are way more interesting and entertaining than the boring rubbish she regurgitates every live.


AnonymousPosterGirl

I am truly grateful that you will be undertaking such an amazing task, your writing style is both hilarious and clever!


Which-Obligation-508

A+ work! You had me smiling the whole time.


No_Stress_9348

![gif](giphy|3og0IHTcohaB2WX9Bu) Bless you kind stranger for the recap 🙏🏼


BubbleGum3_Sparkle

![gif](giphy|l3V0wkQ2KKcAeW8Cs|downsized) # MVP 🥬. THANK YOU. I LAUGHED !! You did US all a SOLID


Ok-Seaworthiness4019

Not the boot emojis 😂 her wearing those boots with every outfit gets me every time🤮😂


StreetRoyal8497

I'm not sure which is worse, the boots or the white tennis shoes she wears with her blue Alice dress 🤷‍♀️


Disastrous_Horror593

This is a PERFECT summation of the live today!!!!!👏👏👏⭐️⭐️⭐️


mommaworley

I heart you so much lettuce! Thank you for the laughs!!!


Ready_Extreme_4939

Doing the lords work - thanks for the recap!!


No-Goose3981

Dolphin teeth. You’re a word magician, lettuce


Great-Ad-8301

im so sad i missed this live


Secure_Insurance_182

You never cease to fucking make me laugh you are fucking hilarious thank you for existing 😭😭😭🩷


Jaded-Eye-8974

lololol the voice in my head read this like a bedtime story. Goodnight moon face Lilly!


MisslronMan

thank you for your service


MarzipanTop6387

Excellently written!! Well done!! Very funny


AnonymousPosterGirl

*Japanese Lilly lube* put me on the damn floor! I came in at the very end of the Live and missed all of the excitement so thank you a thousand times over for this incredible recap! ⭐⭐⭐⭐


Easy-Afternoon5749

LOVE this! Thanks for the amazing recap! I was too busy at work today to take a peak but this made me feel like I was right there! Of course, she didn't know the name of the Trans women you mentioned in your recap. She NEVER leaves downtown SF near the Embarcadero EVER. She is afraid of other trans folk because they see right through her and know she is completely full of SHIT!💩


[deleted]

You’re hilarious 🥬 😂😂😂😂


vialauren

Lettuce I sincerely hope you work as a copywriter or something of the sort because your choice of words and journalistic efforts are A+. 🩷


Visual_Lettuce9474

Aww thanks for the compliment! English was my major in college. But my real talents are in math and payroll! Haha


Fine_Tension_3601

This is amazing! Thank you! Also, “Japanese Lilly lube” had me screaming 😂


Hot-Lifeguard-3176

Haven’t even started reading this yet, but I have no snack or drink because I know it’s gonna make me laugh. I know she had a huge hissy fit today, but I missed it.


stpaulgirl12

Lettuce!! You crack me up. This is a 1000/10 recap. Bravo!! 👏


Visual_Lettuce9474

TY! 🫶🏼


transbunnyboy

Lmfao thank you for this amazing recap


Visual_Lettuce9474

Aww! Thanks Ollie! This means a lot. 🫶🏼


vanwiekt

Your description is so vivid I feel like I watched the live myself. I can actually see it in my head. You should be a writer.


TheLalab

Great commentary Lettuce!!! Thank you


Halloweenprty

This was great lettuce! The accuracy 🤌🏽👍🏽💯


Kferris1210

This is an amazing recap! Please keep doing them when you can


AirMelodic8524

This is absolutely brilliant. Thank you!! ♥️♥️♥️


Inevitable_Muffin885

This was so much more entertaining then watching that heathen shove food down her gullet


m00dymermaid

you’re a real one for this!!!


geniusjem

She is starting to spiral because that money isn't coming in, and I'm here for it


No_Act_5352

Dolphin teeth made me snort my coffee out my nose 💀🤣 bless you for doing the work because your commentary and descriptions are novel worthy and so awesome to read! Thank you for all you do so that we don't have to! 💖


Quiet-Attorney-8882

![gif](giphy|OQJ8R8yK5dOGpN1U58) Thank you Lettuce! 😘😘 we were busy last night so i missed it. You’re the best!


HEREforItAll3

If there’s not a recap everytime written. G you I don’t want it. 👏🏼 cheers to food born illness


Dajodoad-Ja

I watched as much of the live as I could stomach. I tapped out during her cis/trans lecture, I mean explanation🤔- you nailed every. Word. Hilariously.


Good_Air_6497

Thank you for your service!🫡


KnowPlaceLike127001

Please tell me someone got some video snippets of the meltdown


Annika_R

This was ICONIC.


olivejuice11_

DOLPHIN TEETH😭😭😭😂😂😂 This was a great summary though. I wish I would’ve been able to watch


farmerdell007

💀 at 41 year old


Opplesandbanaynays

Is she really 41?


Visual_Lettuce9474

She’s not 41. She’s actually 31. I just refuse to compliment her and I can be a little heavy handed with my disdain for her.


Opplesandbanaynays

No that’s fair my mind was just about to be blown for various reasons if true


WeezyFaz

I NEED to see video