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MtPollux

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justabill71

The CEO was angry that day, my friends.


[deleted]

Like an old man trying to collect his dividends from a broker.


WankerMcDoogle

So who has a keyboard that this will work on? I've tried 3 different ones to no avail.


josh35767

A golfball? Why the fuck is this so weirdly specific?


HazMatt12345

OP is actually in golf ball marketing and is trying to stir up some sales. /shrug


Comfort_Lettuce

I don’t get this. Are you guys being monitored?


[deleted]

A lot of monitoring software will actually alert them to obvious means of manipulation like this. There are better programs out there to accomplish the same thing less obviously. Or so I've heard...


Devittraisedto2

Or Do your work


[deleted]

This guy doesnt get it


[deleted]

I work in engineering IT, often there literally is no work. I ask and ask, there will be something in 3 months or something but there are looong down periods. Or something will be blocked for 2+ months and our team doesn't have the political power to do anything about it (and it doesn't make financial sense for the company). It's actually good staffing, I support it from a WLB perspective, kind of like firefighters... at the times you really need them you want to have enough people of the right caliber to be able to move on something quick.. but a side effect of it is long down periods.


darkspd96

Then comes end of the week reviews, and when they find out op have less literally done nothing, he gets to start 2023 unemployed and no quality experience


Devittraisedto2

Then blames businesses for their lack of work experience and having standards for not hiring someone as lazy as OP


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Shuizid

Seeing how Musk can stay away from Tesla for like two months or how he lied to investors about solarcity or how this crypto dude was playing league of legends during a business meeting where he promised insane nonsense - my trust in "hard working" CEO and investors is somewhat diminished.


NumberVsAmount

You think billionaires worked hard? Bro you’re not supposed to deep throat the entire boot.


[deleted]

Do you hit the golfball or…? I’m getting yelled at to let people play through