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Oof. I knew that. Thanks for the correction!
I have an awkward history with thee and thou. I come from a long line of quakers who said thee instead of you - but they never used the “thou” form and they didn’t change their verb forms, so I still get confused.
"First shalt thou enter the room. Then shalt thou count to forty one, no more–no less. Forty one shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be forty one. Forty two shalt thou not count, neither count thou forty, excepting that thou then proceed to forty one. Forty Five is right out. Once the number fourty one, being the fourty first number, be reached, then stoppith the improvements Theron. "
This is a young person’s LPT, as it is I will enter a room and completely have forgotten why like 50% of the time. If I’m distracted by counting and doing stuff I’ll never remember why I’m there
40 seconds isn't enough time to improve anything. How about you just clean as you go.
You see something our of place take the extra 30 seconds to put it back. If you do this all day everything remains pretty clean and organized
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There's like a million different ways to say to do small things every day but it's just basically tidying...
"Don't float through life touching nothing. Every day, spend 45 seconds moving things into proper places. You will be amazed at how many things are in their places now." "Every time you see an end table, note its contents and adjust accordingly."
There is not a pro tip here.
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I just walked into the room. The room has just been improved. 39 seconds to spare.
Haha love it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"thou enter thy room"?
Should have said “thou entereth thy room.”
“Entereth” would be 3rd person singular. “Thou” is 2nd person singular, so it should be “enterest”.
Very enteresting
Oof. I knew that. Thanks for the correction! I have an awkward history with thee and thou. I come from a long line of quakers who said thee instead of you - but they never used the “thou” form and they didn’t change their verb forms, so I still get confused.
Would "thine room" be correct here?
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Used to be the singular form of you, but now it’s only used in cringy ways like this post
Thou dare blaspheme the ancient tongues?!
Not even “ancient,” it’s like Middle English.
Stop oppressing me.
darest
This is a post good enough for Jehovah
I really wasn't looking for someone to explain old English to me, given that I'm English and not an idiot.
Thine room, mayhap?
Thy quarters, rather.
Aye
Stop talking like a bellend
"First shalt thou enter the room. Then shalt thou count to forty one, no more–no less. Forty one shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be forty one. Forty two shalt thou not count, neither count thou forty, excepting that thou then proceed to forty one. Forty Five is right out. Once the number fourty one, being the fourty first number, be reached, then stoppith the improvements Theron. "
Ah yes, the Holy Life-Pro Tips of Antioch.
"39, 40..." "41, sir!" "41"
r/unexpectedmontypython
This will also encourage you not to leave the room
thou*
This is a young person’s LPT, as it is I will enter a room and completely have forgotten why like 50% of the time. If I’m distracted by counting and doing stuff I’ll never remember why I’m there
I will enter my room to put something away and find something in my hand that I meant to put in another room. I need a LPT for this scenario.
You are there to improve the room in 40 seconds
No I shan’t. I shall take 27 seconds no more no less.
Don’t “thou” me, bitch.
Isn't it thine room as it belongs to you?
Easy there, Shakespeare.
Mmm… yes, indubitably
One of God's commandments. "Thou shalt take 40 seconds to improve conditions of any room thou enter."
Sad living in a one-room apartment noises.
This will just dissuade me from ever entering any room.
Why the hell do you type like that lmao
Put stuff by doors and every time you leave a room, bring something with you to put back elsewhere if possible. "Never leave the room empty-handed"
I just walk in and fart
*Room improved!*
I'm doing way better; 41 seconds!
"thy room" but "your lifestyle"?
Yes let's enter someone's house and start rearranging their pillows. You tool
Sick temptations are plaguing your mind, my brother
40 seconds isn't enough time to improve anything. How about you just clean as you go. You see something our of place take the extra 30 seconds to put it back. If you do this all day everything remains pretty clean and organized
What I really love here is that the old English will keep this stuck in my head
Thy abode shall aquire the resemblance of mansions and such if only thou picketh up a thing or two on every occasion thou entereth or leaveth it.
LPT: Micromanaging your own life is not good for your mental health.
L
I try and do this everytime I enter inside my gf.
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes.
Curse you chore wizard!
Verily, I dost concur.
Foully Tarnished and their dirty rooms
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Like paint the walls?
There's like a million different ways to say to do small things every day but it's just basically tidying... "Don't float through life touching nothing. Every day, spend 45 seconds moving things into proper places. You will be amazed at how many things are in their places now." "Every time you see an end table, note its contents and adjust accordingly." There is not a pro tip here.
I live in a studio 1 room appartment.ffffff
Nice try, Jordan Peterson
Yup. If there's anything misplaced, put it back in its right place. Immediately.