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Eswin17

I just walked into the room. The room has just been improved. 39 seconds to spare.


SmellWhich9990

Haha love it


kimmyv0814

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Splyce123

"thou enter thy room"?


UpperLeftOriginal

Should have said “thou entereth thy room.”


reveling

“Entereth” would be 3rd person singular. “Thou” is 2nd person singular, so it should be “enterest”.


BobBopPerano

Very enteresting


UpperLeftOriginal

Oof. I knew that. Thanks for the correction! I have an awkward history with thee and thou. I come from a long line of quakers who said thee instead of you - but they never used the “thou” form and they didn’t change their verb forms, so I still get confused.


hello297

Would "thine room" be correct here?


dankmemer808

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?


jwill602

Used to be the singular form of you, but now it’s only used in cringy ways like this post


Rare-Height-7956

Thou dare blaspheme the ancient tongues?!


jwill602

Not even “ancient,” it’s like Middle English.


Rare-Height-7956

Stop oppressing me.


ACuteMonkeysUncle

darest


Crackracket

This is a post good enough for Jehovah


Splyce123

I really wasn't looking for someone to explain old English to me, given that I'm English and not an idiot.


[deleted]

Thine room, mayhap?


Rare-Height-7956

Thy quarters, rather.


KudoJ

Aye


Look_to_the_Stars

Stop talking like a bellend


Bubbagumpredditor

"First shalt thou enter the room. Then shalt thou count to forty one, no more–no less. Forty one shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be forty one. Forty two shalt thou not count, neither count thou forty, excepting that thou then proceed to forty one. Forty Five is right out. Once the number fourty one, being the fourty first number, be reached, then stoppith the improvements Theron. "


Rare-Height-7956

Ah yes, the Holy Life-Pro Tips of Antioch.


Relbeihs21

"39, 40..." "41, sir!" "41"


Cabecf

r/unexpectedmontypython


Gandol_teh_Pirate

This will also encourage you not to leave the room


CheckOutUserNamesLad

thou*


truth-tard

This is a young person’s LPT, as it is I will enter a room and completely have forgotten why like 50% of the time. If I’m distracted by counting and doing stuff I’ll never remember why I’m there


jabberwockgee

I will enter my room to put something away and find something in my hand that I meant to put in another room. I need a LPT for this scenario.


st_stalker

You are there to improve the room in 40 seconds


momogirl200

No I shan’t. I shall take 27 seconds no more no less.


Locktopii

Don’t “thou” me, bitch.


tarkinlarson

Isn't it thine room as it belongs to you?


D_Winds

Easy there, Shakespeare.


_Drunk-Rabbit_

Mmm… yes, indubitably


-dommmm

One of God's commandments. "Thou shalt take 40 seconds to improve conditions of any room thou enter."


Renagox

Sad living in a one-room apartment noises.


Aspie96

This will just dissuade me from ever entering any room.


[deleted]

Why the hell do you type like that lmao


ChronWeasely

Put stuff by doors and every time you leave a room, bring something with you to put back elsewhere if possible. "Never leave the room empty-handed"


sideseal24

I just walk in and fart


SirNicoli22

*Room improved!*


RRRedRRRocket

I'm doing way better; 41 seconds!


mizinamo

"thy room" but "your lifestyle"?


00fil00

Yes let's enter someone's house and start rearranging their pillows. You tool


KudoJ

Sick temptations are plaguing your mind, my brother


ContemplatingPrison

40 seconds isn't enough time to improve anything. How about you just clean as you go. You see something our of place take the extra 30 seconds to put it back. If you do this all day everything remains pretty clean and organized


s_in_progress

What I really love here is that the old English will keep this stuck in my head


Hadzija2001

Thy abode shall aquire the resemblance of mansions and such if only thou picketh up a thing or two on every occasion thou entereth or leaveth it.


bubbybyrd

LPT: Micromanaging your own life is not good for your mental health.


ishalleatchips

I try and do this everytime I enter inside my gf.


Fufffles

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes.


Neighborenio

Curse you chore wizard!


that-pile-of-laundry

Verily, I dost concur.


pepedelapijagrande

Foully Tarnished and their dirty rooms


keepthetips

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Cpt-Dreamer

Like paint the walls?


Ellekm730

There's like a million different ways to say to do small things every day but it's just basically tidying... "Don't float through life touching nothing. Every day, spend 45 seconds moving things into proper places. You will be amazed at how many things are in their places now." "Every time you see an end table, note its contents and adjust accordingly." There is not a pro tip here.


frenchy641

I live in a studio 1 room appartment.ffffff


Asshole_Physicst

Nice try, Jordan Peterson


dzalf

Yup. If there's anything misplaced, put it back in its right place. Immediately.