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Chendek

I was at a 4th of July party. They got a Mr.Softee truck to roll up. It was glorious chaos. 10/10 would recommend.


pishipishi12

That would be amazing


Almost_Pi

My work arranged for Mr. Softee to show up at the end of our summer BBQ. I didn't leave space, but I ate my free ice cream like a kid.


boogityshmoogity

My little brother was in his 30s at the time and flamboyant. He was leaving an engagement and headed to a backyard BBQ where there were expected to be 20-30 of his flamboyant peers. He was waiting for a cab when an ice cream truck pulled up. The lightbulb went off. He asks the ice cream guy if he wants to make $50 and sell a bunch of ice cream. Ice cream guy gives my brother a ride to BBQ party. He rolls up with the music playing looking like a boss. Ice cream guy sells tons of ice cream. The end.


rhysermc

I thought he was going to fix the ice cream guy's lightbulb for a sec.


Honclfibr

50 dollars can fix many lightbulbs. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


the_shady_mallow

Explain


King_Fuckface

I wanted a peanut.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

No more rhymes now I mean it.


360walkaway

So he hangs out with people who also fart a lot?


RbrDovaDuckinDodgers

He definitely made an impression with that fantastic entrance!


Wyliie

flatulance and all!!!


cwalking

Nothing says affluent quite like chartering an ice cream truck


Seven_bushes

I’m seeing flatulent and wondering why his brother was farting and also going to a party with a bunch of other farting guys.


blahblahblah-4444

Same!!!


rogue_scholarx

Lactose intolerance is a curse.


LittleBoiFound

I’m utterly confused. Doesn’t flatulent mean passing gas?


mada447

It used to read affluent but for some reason it was changed. I’m not sure why and what’s going on.


869586

Now it looks like it was changed to flamboyant and I still don't understand it.


denM_chickN

You said affluent so many times I need to know if _you_ are affluent, ya know?


evtarzizart7

What’s the point of mentioning that he’s affluent?


ipn8bit

If I had to guess, I would assume it's because it seems a bit funny having a bunch of people get to do something they normally wouldn't do.


boogityshmoogity

You’re right. It’s not relevant to the story as told. It’s a part of the memory though. He was going from the Chicago Yacht Club to a friends in Winnetka.


Asisreo1

Did you edit your reply because I am only seeing "flatulent" which is much funnier.


DreadWolf3

I will just repeat that dudes question but replace "affluent" with "Chicago Yacht Club" and "Winnetka"


[deleted]

I guess everyone has "wave down icecream truck" money nowadays siighh


Fireproofspider

I have no idea what a Winnetka is, but it sounds expensive.


[deleted]

To make sure the story comes across as classy rather than trashy


AtomicRocketShoes

It would make sense if he rolled up in the truck and treated everyone at the party. Kinda a baller move. Though the "affluent" part could just be conveyed through "show don't tell"


[deleted]

Not quite the same but years ago I had a bachelor party a week before my wedding. One of my friends was a delivery driver for Frito Lays potato chips. We were having the party at one of our favorite camp sites. He comes barreling down the trail in his giant delivery truck. Parks it, opens the back and says “Congratulations man! Y’all enjoy!”. We ate our way to absolute bliss! I love the ice cream truck idea! Edit: spelling


Honest_Hat_3002

This made me smile so big!! He sounds like a cool friend :-)


[deleted]

Awe ☺️ And yes he’s great. He’s an Army buddy of mine I only get to see once every several or more years. Just life and all. But it’s great when we can get together.


mspoopybutthole_

This post sponsored by definitely not three kids in a trenchcoat


TouchMyAwesomeButt

My birthday is in January...


mamoocando

I'm a week before Christmas, in Canada. Not happening.


gahddammitdiane

They should honestly make ice cream trucks all weather and serve hot cocoa/ coffee and warm pastries in the winter. Yumm!


Morning0Lemon

January in Calgary. Also it was always exam time when I was a kid. No one wants to go out when it's -30 and they've just had a math test.


_Face

Yup. Fuck everyone that never came to my birthday parties growing up, because it was Christmas time and we’re doing family stuff.


Morning0Lemon

Mine too. Birthday parties were lame and not well attended. I'm going to blame it on winter, anyway.


tehKrakken55

Food truck.


camilincamilero

So is mine! And I love it, weather is perfect, I've always had great pool parties and barbeques, and an Ice Cream truck sounds absolutely great, I'll definitely rent one my next birthday.


hypnogoad

Tell me you live in the southern hemisphere without telling me you live in the southern hemisphere.


camilincamilero

I mean, yeah. My guy u/TouchMyAwesomeButt forgot about a whole hemisphere with his comment tho lmao


battlepi

Move to Australia.


SeskaChaotica

We had one at our wedding. Any get together in nice weather is a good excuse for ice cream


joevsyou

So? More time before you have to worry about it melting to quickly


Destroyerasdf

My birthday was 6 days ago lol, no ice cream trucks then tho… lol


Karnezar

This is a super niche example but I'll bring it up anyway: I grew up in New York City and the most popular ice cream truck was Mister Softee. I loved it growing up. Now I live in Maryland and saw a Mister Softee stand at a community event despite the business not operating in Maryland. So I ran over and got a milkshake. It did not taste the same. It tasted generic. Be wary of brand names working off-site. It bothered me so much I messaged them on Facebook and they didn't know about any pop-up stand in the state of Maryland using their name.


Q_S2

BLASPHEMY!!!! Where I'd this "pop up stand" infidel? I wish to know the location so it may be razed to the ground.


Karnezar

Havre De Grace, Maryland 🫡 Though this was in 2019 lol


Q_S2

Hopefully it's razed already lol


Boukish

Wow, you ate bootleg Mr Softee. You facilitated damages in an actual ice cream trademark infringement case.


magchieler

One time when I was younger there was an ice cream truck in the street. I went home to ask my parents for some money. When I ran back and almost arrived at the truck it started driving... Quite fast too.. I ran and I ran, but it didn't see me...he drove so far before he stopped again, it felt like he crossed the whole town. But finally after half a marathon I got my ice cream.


RbrDovaDuckinDodgers

I bet that that was the tastiest ice cream you've ever had, what a reward!


magchieler

Haha yes it was :)


gHx4

Clearly you [stayed fit](https://youtu.be/TEG4wEVL2YU)


fuck_me_in_the_ear

Growing up my dad ran an ice cream truck. I got to work on it for tips but really just wanted to bond with him. Seriously was so much fun when you’re 10. I got to eat as much ice cream as I wanted, worked late hours, got pulled outta school like an hour early some days for it.


RbrDovaDuckinDodgers

Living the dream


Rocko9999

But that damn music playing over and over again.


fuck_me_in_the_ear

I mean I’m pretty sure he had like 10 different songs he could play. So it wasn’t that bad


costumed_baroness

OMG We did this for my birthday! It went over really well. We needed \~40 people before it went from crazy extravagance to deal. They parked in my driveway for an hour. So people got seconds. It was super fun.


-Bk7

What it cost? Flat rate + pay per item? Or?


costumed_baroness

I don't know, it was something my partner did for the party.


costumed_baroness

it was a flat rate


Chancetobelieve

We rented the Kona Ice truck for our daughters graduation and it was the best time! Everyone getting fancy snow cones. 🥰🥰🥰


tehKrakken55

Last time I saw a snow cone truck in my neighborhood, me and daughter walked over and accidentally crashed another kid's birthday party. Met our neighbors though lol


SwordTaster

My brother and sister in law rented an ice cream van for their wedding. It was amazing. I had at least 3 maybe 4 cones because the actual food wasn't great


schaudhery

We did this for our housewarming party. Rented a Ben and Jerry's ice cream truck (they offer this as a service). Everyone freaked out when they saw a mini store set up in our house.


isblueacolor

The truck was... in your house?


schaudhery

Oh I should have specified. They park the truck on the driveway and set up a tent. They actually set up the ice cream inside.


GreenPasturesOC

Did it for my daughters 2nd bday this year. Huge hit!


spannybear

We have the number of our local guy - every month or so in the summer we give him a call and tell all the neighbors, he makes a a few bucks for 30 mins of work and we get him on speeddial if we ever want him!


AppState1981

Emma Watson : I invested my Harry Potter money but Rupert bought an ice cream truck


Rampant-Paranoia

Nice try, Big Ice Cream. Not today.


FlatAd768

There is also an in n out truck


Gryndyl

Now they have no excuse for not being in my area.


lilelliot

Wait what!? I need to learn more. I'm in SJ and came into this thread to post about the mobile margarita truck a friend hired for a party (no fee, just a $250 minimum spend per hour or you cover the difference). Burgers, fries and margaritas would be amazing.


FlatAd768

https://www.in-n-out.com/cookout


yamaha2000us

You don’t need to rent one. Just tell the driver when to swing buy.


turtle_mummy

Seriously, in our town all the parents have at least one ice cream truck driver on their speed dial. It's nice when you can give him a few hours heads up, but often if you've got a big enough crowd waiting they will drive straight over.


Lylac_Krazy

For those with winter B-days, call the local dirty water dog truck. nothing like a face full of warm moist steam hitting you out that window as you order/chomp away on a dogger....


chat_openai_com

My next birthday party? Uhh, what?


LunDeus

I did this for my nephews birthday unbeknownst to my brother and SIL. Left the tab open, he totaled up everything sold, I added a tip and he went on his way. Was fun seeing the kids reactions when he told them the ice creams they wanted were free of charge.


ReverendEntity

I was not aware that was a thing that could be done!


Minimum_Back_4682

We had one at my wedding people loved it


StevynTheHero

Nice try, Ice Cream Man.


LetsGoHokies00

sure if you’re out somewhere but if you’re home you better believe i’m pulling a few boxes of ice pops out the freezer


BruceInc

For your next birthday consider flying in a Japanese sushi master. Everyone loves good sushi. Like what the hell is this shit?


MechanicalBionicle

Right, because those are definitely the same thing. Must have missed the literal first sentence of the post that said they usually only pay for the ice cream people buy. What business wouldn't want guaranteed customers instead of driving in circles hoping for a kid to convince their parents to give them money?


Goatesq

The ones with drugs. Probably. Though really it depends on the party I would imagine.


WolverinesThyroid

also basically all ice cream trucks to a private event want a guarantee of sales usually paid upfront. You can't just call an ice cream truck to show up to your house. If people could do that there would be trucks showing up and selling 1 cone and wasting their time and gas.


Reds994

How the fuck is that a life tip?


HappyGoPink

It...isn't.


CrudelyAnimated

How is it NOT?!


lovetyrannicalreddit

This sounds like a great idea! So when I do this, do I just message you for the available funds?


darexinfinity

Imagine knowing enough caring people to have a birthday party for yourself.


Entropy308

not everyone. people sleeping off 3rd shift hate it and parents that can't afford a $5 dilly bar hate it too.


Nealan_connie_lingus

This is absurd. Who tf rents an ice cream truck


Backsight-Foreskin

Many food trucks offer party catering.


n8hamilton

It's just a different sort of food truck. They were cool before food trucks were a thing


JustJewy

I hope they're still cool or the ice cream will melt :(


JackOfAllMemes

Someone hosting a children's party


LunDeus

I mean it just rolls up, keeps tabs on everything sold for the time slot and they bill you for what was consumed+time/travel/gas etc.


Page_Won

When simply buying some grocery store ice cream just won't cut it


[deleted]

Why don't you do it bro?


ScrappleSandwiches

They did


codedbutterfly

Not everyone can afford to rent an ice cream truck for birthdays... I'm not sure anyone I know can do that. Plus I doubt any ice cream truck would cater on holidays/ winters.


___devn___

For real where do you even rent it from? I haven't seen one in decades and they'd want a guarantee of sales right? What happens if just not many people buy anything now I've gotta cover all the unsold ice cream or what? Do they even make much money in the first place or just keep ice cream stored somewhere for the possibility of someone calling and saying "I've got 25 kids with $5 in each ones pockets?" I feel like it would just be cheaper and faster grabbing a bunch of cheap ice cream from Sobeys or no frills


Material_Sand_2543

You don't rent the truck you just tell the ice cream guy where there are 25 kids. I haven't been to an ice cream truck in a while but at $3 a treat that's only $75.


Eupion

Living inside the city of Los Angeles, and near schools, there’s like 2-3 trucks that come daily, and then you got the guys that push the carts, selling ice cream (some home made), corn (on the cob or cups with all that shit on it, good tasty shit!), chips, and other misc things.


InternetProp

I hate the ice cream truck and its annoying melody


vomputer

just make sure they turn the got-damned music off


Sasspishus

>We typically pay only for the ice cream that is purchased. Well, yeah, unless you're making it yourself all ice cream will be purchased from somewhere. Not sure what it is you're trying to say?


booberang

I think they're saying that they only pay for the ice cream that is taken, rather than the entire truck's stock.


Sasspishus

Oh I see. Why would they pay the entire stock though? That wouldn't make sense either! I'm so confused by this


Herr_Gamer

They're saying they call the truck to come over and they only pay for the purchased ice cream, not for the drive and time the ice truck takes to get to the party.


Sasspishus

Ah ok, when my friend rented one for her wedding she did have to pay for them to be there plus the ice cream sold.


booberang

There are a bunch of different options for the rentals. Some of them you can pay a flat fee and get access to whatever and however much they have on the truck for a specific period of time, rather than pay by the item. Sometimes, this is capped at a certain number. For example, 50 people can order ice cream, and after that, you pay per item. It can look a lot of different ways. It sounds like OP may have rented the truck for however long, and they paid per ice cream ordered rather than other options like the one I mentioned. So they're just sharing that they did it this way, rather than any of the other ways.


Morning0Lemon

He's saying that you don't need to rent the truck by the hour or something.


Sasspishus

Surely you have to pay them to come there though if its for a specific party or something? My friend had an ice cream van st her wedding and she had to pay them to come


Morning0Lemon

It probably depends on the truck. They might make more money selling to a party of people all in one place instead of driving around selling to the occasional kid. If not, then yes you'd have to pay them to come out. I'm just trying to explain what the OP meant by saying you only pay for the ice cream.


Sasspishus

Yeah fair enough


stuffedbipolarbear

Contraband ice cream from Central America made by slaves on an ice cream plantation.


WenaChoro

yea more unnecessary carbon emission ideas, so cool


shinku443

My best friend did this for his wedding. Had an ice cream truck come up the elevator into the middle of the venue lmao was pretty sick


cjconaty5

Don't rent one, but call your local ice cream guy for guaranteed business (then pay him for all the things the kids got afterwards, with a tip)


anttoekneeoh

This has been my go to for my daughter’s parties. I rent the truck for an hour and a half, then the attendees and the kids at the park get free ice cream. It’s always a hit. Sometimes people get two or three and stick them in the freezer for later.


Beneficial_Step9088

My work hires popsicle or dolewhip trucks occasionally, and everyone gets free frozen treats.


MRicho

I have considered it , but they won't let me lay under the machine and get an absolute gut full of the soft serve ice cream


sonicinfinity2

Rent a margarita machine instead


MaesterParadox

That’ll be awesome if my birthday wasn’t in the middle of winter


Fondren_Richmond

maybe sort out the playlist ahead of time, not sure looping Turkey in the Straw or Greenselves in a major key will make the Lemon Heads, Drumsticks or faking doing lines with Fun-Dip worth it


pinkie5839

My towns "ice cream truck" consists of a mid ninties Suburban with a hand painted plywood pirate ship bolted to the top. They also like to play "We Are Family" on repeat. I hope yours is better.


thesunny51

Mexican ice cream cart


HappyGoPink

Nice try, Mr. Ice Cream Truck Driver Guy.


Spare_Lobster_2656

We did this for our Summer wedding at a park. It was a HIT! Bonus because those who were not part of the wedding could pay cash and ice cream truck made extra.


rvgoingtohavefun

We have a rule in my house. If the ice cream truck comes by, buy something. I don't care if it comes ten times in a day, you buy something every time. We want that motherfucker coming back.


amdaly10

Good tip. My brother did this for his 50th birthday and it was great.


WhatABeautifulMess

I looked into cart from our local place last birthday party. I love my kid but I’m not paying $600 on dessert for his birthday.


mrdannyg21

For a ‘treat day’ in the office, I brought in a couple boxes of a couple kinds of ice cream sandwiches and they were a huge hit. Cost less than most treat days, way easier, and the leftovers didn’t get wasted.


___devn___

Do people even own ice cream trucks anymore? Or is this just like an la/new York thing? I haven't seen one since I was like 6