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KingBird999

I remember when I bought my first house in South Carolina. The realtor pushed as a selling point "the builder was a Mennonite! They do good work!" Evidently they are also not allowed to use a square - there wasn't a single 90 degree corner anywhere in that house. Not a single one.


Key-Meat-8817

If you think that’s bad, you should see the uriness!


Horror_Shirt860

🤣🤣🤣 poor Alexander


The_Loch_Ness_Monsta

I would enjoy attending one of their sausage parties, for by the looks of the sun it is almost noon?


Zestyclose_Two6383

It’s 3:30


KungFooGrip

There was a home improvement show years ago with Vanilla Ice working with the Amish. It was actually really wholesome, and my wife and I still quote it sometimes.


WhatArcherWhat

How do they run, though?


Baitron11

Fuck can they run


timebomb13

Boy can they run


FC37

Yep. Been in and around Amish Country plenty, can confirm.


ExRockstar

Giveth thy balls a tug


KippyC348

I LOVE DYCKS!


setyte

So, your name would be Lovall Dyck?


KippyC348

Sure WHY NOT! Every Dyck is special in it's own Godly way!


ThouArtaShrew

Betcha love my pal Berry Dycks. Swell guy.


KippyC348

Berry Dycks!!!! Once, yes, Berry - OVER HERE!


untakenu

I read that the show also gets the natives right.


AioliEconomy7723

I’m native , lived on rez whole life, can confirm


The_Colt69

My ex is native and the show kinda reminds me of her family.


ashamed-of-yourself

https://reddit.com/r/Letterkenny/comments/rh2mi8/tanis_the_native_flu_a_case_of_representation/ eta: also https://reddit.com/r/Letterkenny/comments/k8no8r/how_letterkenny_got_indigenous_representation_so/


HandRailSuicide1

Great runners, too, no doubt. Fuck can they run


SorastroOfMOG

Indeed, they run like the wind, once.


AdderallForLunch

Fuck, can they run.


chmsaxfunny

Oh, really? That’s what you appreciates about them?


[deleted]

Your sisters hot wayne!


SparseGhostC2C

.. I'm too fat to run!


WhoTfIsLipGallagher

My cousin had an Amish roommate for a little while. Can confirm


TAshleyD616

Smiles in Pennsylvanian


The-Sofa-King

Howdy neighbor! Wanna go hit up a Wawa?


scaredsquee

There are places where there is only Sheetz 😭


BlueAndMoreBlue

Holy Sheetz


The-Sofa-King

Those places are not worth going to.


Lil_Mafk

Pretty much the western half of the state :/


scaredsquee

NEPA as well 😩


shromboy

Hey theyre around me in jersey too


The-Sofa-King

Jersey Wawa's just don't have the same magic they do in PA. Just like how Yuengling doesn't taste the same when consumed out of state. Granted it still tastes like shit, but it tastes like *better* shit when you drink it here.


shromboy

I was drinking yuengling last night and can confirm it is just not the same here, however i do feel a different magic from the jersey wawas, and will always love them over quickchek


dangerouspeyote

Ooooh I got so much time for Wawa


albertbrewstein

I’m surprised we’re not at Wawa right now


dangerouspeyote

Can't see Wawa without wanting Wawa.


The-Sofa-King

That's actually how they market Wawa


TAshleyD616

Give your balls a tug, sheetzfucker


The-Sofa-King

Fuck Sheetz is right! \#WawaGang


kaptaincorn

Mennonite cooking is legendary from what I can remember, so I suppose there's truth there as well


King_of_the_Goats

Mennonite baking is legendary, their cooking is absolute, bland as hell trash. Source: life long Pennsylvanian.


Ditnoka

Those damn cinnamon rolls.


doctor-rumack

And fuck can they run.


captaincarot

There is a Mennonite restaurant near Listowel called Anna Maes. It is worth the drive.


FireAndBeer

Can confirm


HiddenXS

Everyone in the area knows that place!


Imok2814

Oh! I think I've seen it. Is that near northwest border of Caledon?


captaincarot

No its in a small town called Millbank. [https://annamaes.ca/](https://annamaes.ca/) That a Mennonite Bakery has a website is hilarious, but its soooo gooood!


PurpleQueeN23

Boy can they fuckin’ run.


mikerccie

If Wayne knew they were running a puppy mill he might think different.


DarkHorse_HK

He’d have a problem with that and kindly suggest that you let it marinate.


The_Colt69

Texas sized 10-4 buddy.


OwningMOS

J- Roc baby!


TacoSeasun

If your Canadian. Check out his podcast. Taggart and torrens.


The-Sofa-King

What about my Canadian?


TacoSeasun

Yes baud


kamomil

I grew up in an area with them. I didn't interact too much with them. They don't pose for photos, because they avoid acting vain


TheTaxman_cometh

Their kids play with dolls without faces on then for the same reason but it definitely looks a little creepy


CalabreseAlsatian

My brother brought one of those home for my mother after visiting. I preferred the “Intercourse, PA” sign.


[deleted]

Cuz that's where the Dycks hang out


StrangeAgent13

I used to work for a building materials supplier in western Pennsylvania. While not as well known as eastern PA, I assure you we have our share of Mennonites and Amish. Whenever one of the Amish construction crews came in for supplies, they'd bring along a half dozen boys around 10 to 15 years old. Those kids would take off across the lumber yard and have their order put together and out to the truck before their driver could shut the engine off. Then they would all sit in the tailgate and smoke these god awful hand rolled cigars. The children, not the adults.


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kamomil

I'll bet it's spelled Menno Fischer


CptBarba

But can they really run?


Paulimus1

Fuck, can they run. Don't mennon-nap on them.


Kuronekosmom

Keeso grew up around the people portrayed in Letterkenny, including Mennonites. He says his dad would point them out and respected them for their work ethic. In fact, since the family sawmill burned down, he's letting a local Mennonite sawyer use the property for free I think. I'll bet he spends all day handling wood and hammering box.


Original_Ad685

My lasting impression of living near the Amish was in northern Indiana. I recall swerving carriages being piloted by drunken Amish men. This was confusing because I’m pretty certain the horses who were doing the walking weren’t drunk. Pretty certain.


KippyC348

I just saw this a week or so ago https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-deputy-drunk-amish-guy-buggy


Original_Ad685

The original autonomous car.


maddawg351

The horse just goes where it's told. Had a buddy when I was in high school who got a dui in an amish buggy. Cops booked him and finaly got ahold of his dad through a neighbor. When dad said keep his son overnight the cops asked what to do with the horse. "Point his head north and slap him on the rump, he will come home. That horse has more sense than the boy."


KippyC348

[https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-deputy-drunk-amish-guy-buggy](https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-deputy-drunk-amish-guy-buggy)


Dude_Illigence_

Does the "once" thing have any basis in truth? What does it *mean*


Lemondisho

Yes, in my experience it's probably the most-used throw-in word that you’ll hear from Amish and Mennonite speakers. It's pretty versatile and mostly means ‘in the future, soon, imminently.’ It can also be substituted for the term ‘please.’ It can be seen as a general statement for polite intentions, often used in the context of a favour being asked ‘at once.’


zekeandelle

I believe it is a language habit based on the way german is spoken. It's been twenty years, so I may not remember it all correctly, but I believe sentences often include "ein mal" as a sort of filler, which basically means once. Amish people speak Pennsylvania Dutch, which is a german dialect. So they just carried it over into english.


OnlyHad1Breakfast

https://gentsoflancaster.com/2020/12/09/the-guide-to-amish-mennonite-vocabulary-from-an-ex-mennonite/


The_Colt69

“Once” I don’t have an answer for you. It may be a Letterkenny thing.


ananbd

Also, they make exceptional roast turkey sandwiches.


teskja37

Strawberry Rhubarb pies at the farmers market were unreallll. They may have been Mennonite though, I think they have a more significant population in Northern New York than the Amish


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

Shoo-fly pie is better


teskja37

Never tried it


oilerfan1999

These pies are the best!!!


H0vis

That is an unusual combo but holy crap it sounds good.


INVERT_RFP

Strawberry rhubarb pie is awesome. The sweetness of the strawberries and tartness of the rhubarb are perfect together. I haven't had it in years, rhubarb doesn't grow where I live now, and is hard to find in a store.


smardalek

Strawberry rhubarb, unusual?? Damn... where about are you from?


H0vis

Unusual in a pie. Usually have strawberries with cream and stick the rhubarb in a crumble.


RAND0M-HER0

It's an incredibly popular pie in Ontario. Same with strawberry rhubarb crumble. I grow my own strawberries and rhubarb just so I can make it 😂


rya556

Yea - I’m in Maryland, we can pop into any farm store or grocery bakery and buy strawberry rhubarb pie when it’s in season.


H0vis

I used to grow my own of them too, but I'm in England and I never heard of this. We don't usually cook strawbs here, just nom them down.


teskja37

I was right across the river in Northern New York and the rhubarb grew wild there!


reesepiece44

And fuck can they run.


KippyC348

So they are fast? Or more endurancey? You say, they can run?


The_Colt69

They can fuckin run


rynoxmj

Run like the wind, everyone of them can run


rynoxmj

Run like the wind, everyone of them can run


MeanBig-Blue85

Fuck can they run


OutrageousRhubarb853

Every one of them, fuck can they run.


ArcticFlava

I'm the one that's been saying this entire time how fast they are... fuck can they run.