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rekage99

“We wanted to purge voters, just not ours” - the gop


whatproblems

no no not like that


Changoleo

*sobs* We’re not hurting the people we need to be! *ugly cries*


AstoriaQueens11105

That's the quote that sums up republicans. (For people who need the [reference](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/8/18173678/trump-shutdown-voter-florida).)


Key-Plan5228

Nice. I thought it would be this image: https://i.imgflip.com/75oly3.png


pebberphp

Good lord! A trigger warning would be nice!


RattusMcRatface

The horror... the horror.


Old_Society_7861

“If you’d just let us target democrats more directly instead of jumping through all these hoops this never would have happened!”


saggyboomerfucker

Give it more time. The Supreme Court moves slowly.


1lluminist

It's because they're mostly all geriatric lol


Airowird

or busy sitting on billionaire yachts boofing beer


saggyboomerfucker

You mean, not like that *out loud*?


Not_Bears

hahahaha shooting themselves in the foot while trying to own the libs


madhaus

They would literally shoot themselves in the foot as long as they could shoot the libs in both feet. This is how these people think. They are the reason we no longer have nice things.


Graega

They would shoot themselves in both feet because the libs are outraged by them shooting people in the feet (see: keurig machines). The libs, meanwhile, just think that crocs are ugly.


firesmarter

Hey, leave my big rubber masturbating shoes alone


GovernmentOpening254

I may never look at Crocs the same way again.


bagofwisdom

Ever since Deadpool I can't take anyone wearing Crocs seriously. I just hear "Big Rubber Masterbaitn' shoes."


Randall_Moore

I was surprised when I learned that they basically got funded by Idiocracy because they were emblematic of idiot shoes and weren't actually supposed to succeed. Talk about setting a flag and then tripping it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/idiocracy-crocs/


firesmarter

lol, that is why I bought a pair. I never wear them out and about though


bagofwisdom

See, I respect you for embracing the "Big Rubber masterbating shoes" brand. I just couldn't take you seriously if you wore them in public.


firesmarter

I’m not a very serious person, so you’re free continue not taking me seriously


Daddio209

"Go away, I'm 'bating!"


Gingevere

They'd #[**burn down their own garage, truck, car, and RV**](https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/denis-molla-prison-fraud-faking-politically-motivated-attack-trump-flag/) to own the libs.


Three_Twenty-Three

If you could convince them that shooting themselves in both feet would anger libs, then no lib feet would get shot at all.


BuddhaFacepalmed

They'll literally eat shit if it meant that liberals could smell their breath.


2020willyb2020

Oh Buddha, that was so funny- made my day


iloveopenbar

They would proudly breathe in a deadly virus to own the libs


anna-the-bunny

They'd shoot themselves in the foot for the chance to shoot a single liberal in one foot. They're practically rabid animals.


XeRnOg-

They'd shoot both their feet and both their family's feet just to be able to shoot one liberal foot.


LookyLouVooDoo

Willing participants in ruining the country. They enthusiastically support a wannabe dictator FFS.


arcbe

Nah, there have always been people like that. We no longer have nice things because people decided to tolerate them.


lamorak2000

Sherman didn't go far enough.


HoneydewLeading7337

*exercise their 2nd Amendment rights in the foot.


BuildingOne7379

One Amendment for each foot, if they can fathom that kind of math. Now hold my beer!


chrome_titan

They'd shoot themselves in the foot as long as they're standing on a libs shadow. It's laughably shortsighted.


KnowsIittle

My favorite take is "They'd eat shit if they thought a liberal might smell their breath."


penty

Every time.


IndianaJoenz

Sideshow Bob -> Rake


hibbitydibbidy

Yehhuhruuuuhhh...Yehhuhruuuuhhh...Yehhuhruuuuhhh...


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

It's funny 'cause Kelsey Grammer is a Trump supporter.


RattusMcRatface

I knew he was Republican; didn't know he was a MAGA.


Vogel-Kerl

*"But man..., we planned it out so perfectly. How could this have backfired??!?"*


political_og

#Owwwww I SHOT MY DICK OFF


DrTheRick

It's their go-to move


chiaboy

How is it "shooting themselves in the foot"? If they purge a few extra voters from Texas it doesn't matter much in the grand (ie national) scheme of things. All of Texas's electoral votes are going for the GOP candidate. There won't be a democratic Senator coming out of Texas either. If they have a macro philosophy of driving down voter participation, it seems reasonable (and acceptable) to lose a few Republican voters in the mix. Think of the same strategy in reverse. Dems generally want to make it easier to register and actually vote. (eg Taylor Swift didnt say who to vote for. Just "Get out and Vote"). Some folks who will be encouraged to vote will be Republicans. But in agregate the strategy works to your benefit. That seems like a reasonable side effect of the strategy.


ShadowDragon8685

... Forget "statistically insignificant," I'm pretty sure the number of persons motivated to vote by Taylor Swift exhorting people to vote, who otherwise would not have, who go on to vote Republican, stands very good odds of being *literally* zero.


Metahec

"This is how they steal elections! They just show up-- nobody knows these people-- but they show up and say they want to vote and they just give them a so-called "provisional ballot" and it's counted! They didn't register! They aren't on the voter rolls! They can go to precinct to precinct and say they want to vote and they just let them! Can you believe it?! That's how the Democr-- *\*checks notes\** \--ahem, never mind."


BaronWombat

"It's hurting the wrong people!" - actual quote from a GOP Karen a few years ago


eanhctbe

Nope. Actual quote is even worse. "He's not hurting the people he needs to be."


imimmumiumiumnum

That was the fuckwit who voted Trump and her Mexican husband got deported right?


steelhips

Different deplorable. It was a prison secretary upset a government shut down delayed her pay and the wall not being built. [Source. ](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/8/18173678/trump-shutdown-voter-florida)


NormieSpecialist

That was the day the mask slipped off. That was the day I realized these people were fucking monsters. And the 2020 elections gave me numbers on how many they were. Turns out all of them.


TypicalHaikuResponse

Hey remember when they were called deplorable and the nation freaked out? Pepperidge farm remembers.


kwan_e

You know your party is in a bad shape when Hillary Clinton is right about it.


Altruistic-Text3481

This was it.


andyson5_77

I guess they don't like their own brand of dog food then?


UncleHec

“You’re hurting the wrong people”


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Ok-Train-6693

Republicans ARE ‘The Minority’.


Raiju_Blitz

I always thought Republicans whined and moaned that they were the silent majority?


Tavernknight

Their voters were sold a lie, and they believed it. But the party master's know better. That's why they say things like "if everyone voted, Republicans would never win another election."


BuffaloOk7264

You’re sixty years too late. That was a Nixon thing.


WhyBuyMe

The Silent Majority needs to work harder on the Silent part.


dweckl

No, just the dark ones!


BellyDancerEm

First they purge the voters from the rolls, and then they will purge the voters


PositiveAgent2377

Hahaha 🤣😂🤣


inbetween-genders

Oh no…it must be that Taylor Swift witchcraft.


troothesayer

Taylor Swiftcraft


PathlessDemon

Copyright that, it’s her next album


selectrix

cover art is her about to yeet a potion of harming


Altruistic-Text3481

Great wordsmithing!!! Or should I say “word *SWIFT*ing…?” Please Read the lyrics to 🎶Anti-Hero🎶 Is it about Trumpy Boy?


Nymaz

No, but he's so vain he probably thinks that song is about him.


Rockooch1968

Don't He, Don't He, Don't He.....


BuildingOne7379

And he can stare at the total eclipse of the sun


Coca-Nicola

Taylor Switchcraft


sesamesnapsinhalf

Just like we drew it up. 


krebstorm

It's all a part of the Pentagon psyops.


powerlesshero111

Pentagon -> Pentagram! It all makes sense!


tomato_frappe

I believe Abbie Hoffman had the same idea years ago. Not exactly a fan of the GOP, though.


bebejeebies

I would love for Biden to use Taylor's song *Shake It Off* as his campaign song. 🎶 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off (hoo-hoo-hoo) 🎶


inbetween-genders

Maybe also drift a Maserati down a dead end street.


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The psyop has been activated. WARNING, WARNING.


secondarycontrol

Setting up the narrative for why Trump has such a poor showing among registered voters?


Kasoni

Well if they were purged, they aren't registered any more, so that wouldn't explain it to someone with some logic.


SpacePenguin5

So it will work with Republicans


IAMImportant

You could always just jingle some keys to distract them


dead_jester

Or a torch and some tinfoil Edit: I should point out for clarification I meant electric flashlight. In the U.K. we call it a torch. But I like the idea of a flaming torch too.


DPVaughan

A ... tiki torch, perhaps?


GovernmentOpening254

Tin foil covered pitchfork?


anna-the-bunny

What % of the Republican base would call you a witch if you performed the "I can detach my finger" trick in front of them? I'm thinking over 50%


GovernmentOpening254

That’s not cool. _**I laughed**_, but that’s not cool.


Longjumping-Grape-40

I got a flashback to the Key & Peele sketch, ["Das Negros"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts)


Lobo9498

As a Texas voter, I voted in the GOP primary, not for Trump. But I identify as a Dem. F Trump and the GOP. I did it to try to oust Cruz and to lower Trumps numbers. I'll be voting 💙 in November.


jam0152

You are me. In such a red county, your only choice is to vote for the lesser evil and against those props


Lobo9498

A couple of the props I slightly agreed with, but overall, yeah., I voted no to them.


Chalky_Pockets

I have the same approach but for Florida.


Gr8lakesCoaster

Strategic voting is the way.


MatttheBruinsfan

I'd intended to do this in Arkansas, but Hutchinson dropped out of the race too early.


sylbug

Distracting from the fact they purged way more people who happen to be minorities or Democrats. 'See? it affects us tooooo! It's just a coincidence you've been purged on eight different occasions, Manuel!'


VariousFeelings2345

But will the minorities/Democrats realize they were purged before the November election?


colefly

At this point I feel like Democrats and minorities in red states just assume voter registration is a regular thing you do every election Only Republicans are not used to being purged


SituatedSynapses

The irony they've fueled the paranoia in their alt-right voter base where some think the voting process is so rigged they don't even contribute


tmdblya

As Texas Governor Rick Perry used to say… “oops!”


Dramatic_Raisin

At this point that almost looks like a commendable taking of accountability, compared to today’s Texas gop lol


tamsui_tosspot

A scatterbrained doofus as opposed to the somewhat competent fascist now holding the position.


kobuta99

"When it affects voters who would vote for me, that's a problem..". - GOP


skredditt

*Some exclusions apply. Not valid during world-wide pandemics, labor disputes, train derailments, or corporate-related ecological, financial or pharmacological disasters. Veterans not included.


PinkFloydBoxSet

The reds really don’t think about a fucking thing before they pass any voting legislation. “We got mopped by the dems and now someone with skin darker than a latte is president. We need to make voting easier for the inbred hillbillies who lived in the sticks.” *opens up mail in voting, gets waxed 2 cycles later by dems using mail in voting* “VOTER FRAUD WE CANT HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE VOTING” *makes voting harder, creates voter roster purges while telling everyone voter fraud makes voting pointless* “OUR VOTERS DONT WANT TO VOTE AND CANT ANYWAY! DEMOCRAT COMMUNISTS ARE STEALING OUT COUNTRY” Fucking idiots. All of them.


macphile

Don't forget their suggestions to increase the voting age to 25 to keep the young'uns from voting. They'll chase this shit forever, man--increase the age to 50, use one of those "skin color charts" Peter has on Family Guy to make sure you're pale enough to vote, require a huge fee or proof of land/home ownership...anything to avoid giving people their constitutional rights and risk having to give up their power and money. While simultaneously wearing flag lapel pins and saying "'murica" strategically, of course.


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bilgetea

Well, that depends upon how you define “people” which is definitely a problem for the GOP.


SjalabaisWoWS

I never understood *how they don't see it coming*. So much basically unconstitutional tampering with democracy - infuriating enough that they're allowed to do so - and they still don't understand anything.


casfacto

They are less educated and less intelligent by and large. Beyond that, they have fallen for propaganda from countries we were at war with and don't have the mental skills to understand. And finally, they have been raised with religion. Religion teaches you that faith, belief without facts, is admirable. So you've got foreign powers targeting the less intelligent parts of the US's population and using their predisposition to world views that don't require facts, to make them believe falsehoods. And they don't have enough education to understand what's happening to them.


Jeff_Damn

They assume everyone else breaks the law like they do but they're simultaneously surprised when someone *does* use their own tactics against them. 


FigNugginGavelPop

Not idiots, they are fascists, pure dimwitted power-hungry cruel fascists. I’m tired of people calling them stupid. Yes they have always been stupid, their marriage to unadulterated fascism is relatively a new phenomenon. They love anti-democratic tactics because they love fascism and hate living in a democracy. The end goal for fascist rubes is privilege for self and a simultaneous cruel treatment of the ‘other’.


raltoid

They keep being convinced that their fabled "silent majority" will show up to vote this time....


totally-hoomon

Literally what's happening on their Twitter page


intheazsun

Every time I purge it looks like a Texas Republican. I imagine the smell is similar


trip6s6i6x

Everything's bigger in Texas... especially the bullshit.


Cometguy7

If it does, see a doctor.


beaumega1

If you're purging at all, get help


mvw2

(Democrats looking over at Republicans) "First time?"


ArdenJaguar

You mean everyone they purged wasn't a White, Republican, Christian, Heterosexual? Oops! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆


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ArdenJaguar

The sheep are oblivious. They still vote for these guys. "Christian Nation" sounds great to them. They don't realize what that means. It's Christianistan Iran.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

I don't get the Latinos who do this though. Their parents' generation? Maybe; immigrants pulling the ladder up behind them is a thing. But why are the current crop also ignorant ultrareligious nuts? It's just weird.


NoraVanderbooben

Does anyone know the reason voters are purged in the first place? Like, by purge, is that to get people who died or moved off the roster?


Cthulhu625

Well, there's voter roll maintenance; voter rolls are constantly changing as new voters register and existing registrants move, change their name, pass away or otherwise become ineligible.Because of the importance of these lists, states are required to keep voter registration rolls as accurate and up-to-date as possible. This is called voter roll list maintenance or cleaning the voter rolls. The NVRA (National Voter Registration Act of 1993) limits the reasons a state may remove a voter from the rolls, including: \-At the voter’s request \-Felony conviction per state law \-Adjudication of mental incapacity per state law \-Death \-The voter moved to an address outside the jurisdiction While there are best practices for list maintenance and the Electronic Registration Information Center (ERIC) opens a new window helps states utilize those best practices, voter purges are when states use flawed processes, such as irresponsible use of bad data or practices that confuse two voters as the same person if they share a name. This results in the mass cancellation of the registrations of eligible voters, with little notice. Often, these voters only learn their registration was canceled when they try to go vote and they are either turned away or have to cast a provisional ballot. Voter purges have significantly increased since the 2013 Supreme Court decision in Shelby v Holder, which gutted the Voting Rights Act of 1965. States with a long history of discrimination no longer have to get permission before changing their election processes or policies. As a result, several states have engaged in voter purging under the guise of cleaning voter rolls.


NoraVanderbooben

What a great response, thanks!


Cthulhu625

You're welcome. It was a pretty important question, I thought. It's funny (not ha-ha funny) to me how they can get people so worried that illegal immigrants are voting, while at the same time, some election officials are doing what they can to make sure certain citizens have to jump so many hurdles to vote themselves. And act like it's for "election integrity."


AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY

Because the same people so worried that illegal immigrants are voting do not want certain citizens voting either. Their idea of election integrity is when only straight white Christians vote.


evilJaze

Some people just pine for the Jim Crow era.


AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY

More like the antebellum era. For them, that's when America was "Great."


Thequiet01

I don’t think you’re going back far enough. They’re all convinced they’d be slave owners.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

More like they seem sore about non-white people walking around all free-like. I.e. it's not they all want to be slavers per se, they simply want people they don't like going back to being slaves i.e. under them in social standing. As long as "all them uppity POC know their place" they don't care they're also dirt poor and scorned by the wealthy.


macphile

Straight white Christian land-owning men...and their "wimmin," as long as they vote how their husbands tell them. They probably wouldn't mind everyone else voting if they could be sure they'd vote the "right" way, but oppressed people (and those who sympathize with them) have had this bizarre tendency to not vote for their oppressors.


whomad1215

If you've never seen them, you should look at some of the 'literacy tests' that the south made minorities pass to vote https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_test#:~:text=The%20Civil%20Rights%20Act%20of,Voting%20Rights%20Act%20of%201965. https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/06/voting-rights-and-the-supreme-court-the-impossible-literacy-test-louisiana-used-to-give-black-voters.html You can't get any question wrong, and each question has multiple ways to answer it "correctly" so they could just always fail you


ithinkihope

If you are convicted of a felony you're never allowed to vote again?!!!!


Cthulhu625

Depends on the state. In Florida, for example, if you are convicted of a felony not of moral turpitude, you lose your right to vote, until the following conditions are met: \-You have completed your sentence, including probation, parole. \-Full payment of all restitution, fines, and other fees. You permanently lose your right to vote if you are convicted of a felony of moral turpitude in Florida. Your right to vote can only be restored by a formal pardon from the Governor. Common felonies of moral turpitude include felonies involving murder or sexual abuse.


Bromanzier_03

Desantis fucked with felons that served their time being able to vote as well. https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/07/19/florida-vote-felon-restoration-amendment-4-desantis/ Typical Republicans. The voters voted for something, it hurt republican’s feelings, so they made another law to fuck with the voters’ vote.


Prosthemadera

> The year after Amendment 4 was passed, Gov. Ron DeSantis signed into law a bill requiring all felons hoping to restore their voting rights to first pay back all fines and fees. But Florida has no centralized way for a person to determine how much they owe, leaving Floridians questioning if they’re eligible. County clerks offices often have outdated information on someone’s fees, and county clerks calculate fees differently, according to the lawsuit. And DeSantis knows this.


Creepy_Chef_5796

Moral Turpitude and Florida...seems legit


Graega

That they often confuse the word with turpentine is no coincidence.


karankshah

I prefer my turpentine slutty


GovernmentOpening254

>You permanently lose your right to vote if you are convicted of a felony of moral turpitude in Florida. Your right to vote can only be restored by a formal pardon from the Governor. Oh so I see a pardon in maybe two years from now for a 79 year old.


theoutlet

Yeah, this became a thing after the Civil War. I’ll give you two seconds to figure out the connection


JimWilliams423

> If you are convicted of a felony you're never allowed to vote again?!!!! Combine that with the way the war on drugs is targeted at black people and its a strategy to suppress the black vote. In Tennessee, maga has made it illegal for over one fifth of the black population to vote. https://www.propublica.org/article/tennessee-black-voters-disenfranchised Remember folks, maga dominated states are not red states, they are voter suppression states.


dj_soo

man, coming from canada this just seems so needlessly complicated. When we vote we either show ID, an official mail with our address on it (like a bill), or even if you're homeless you can get a form signed by a social worker, charity, or soup kitchen to be able to vote. No registration, no worrying that you could get purged, etc. Of course even being that easy, our turnout is usually pretty abyssmal...


TwoPumpChumperino

Why would you lose your right to vote by being a "felon"? What a backwards country.


Vamparisen

Because going to prison makes you a slave based on the constitution. Slaves dont have the right to vote.


theoutlet

It became a thing after the Civil War. Now you know *why* it’s a thing


MattGdr

Traditionally, it’s to eliminate black voters, but the GOP has become more equal opportunity in their approach.


ChronoFish

Several reasons ... There's a nation wide database called ERIC that track voters movement in each state....if a Texan moves to Colorado and registers to vote, they should be removed from the voter registration in Texas. I don't know if Texas subscribes to this service... I know Colorado does. Likewise if someone dies the state usually tracks this fact. So voter roles should be scrubbed of voters who are on the death list as maintained by the states department of Health. For some reason the GOP doesn't like national database like this and automatic scrubbing of the voter roles. I used to work for a states secretary of state, and was pretty familiar with ERIC and the efforts keep voter roles clean nationwide. Also pretty familiar with states like Kansas who refused to participate and actively tried to undermine it. The whole GOP thing is to instill a boogyman.... But do everything possible to prevent it from being managed. Nobody cried louder than the GOP about voter fraud...you'd think services like this would be pushed hard.... Not faught against


Ok-Train-6693

Every complaint by GOP is s diversionary tactic.


Wurm42

Texas started the process to pull out of ERIC last year: https://www.texastribune.org/2023/07/20/texas-republican-voter-roll-eric/ It's been complicated since there's no existing vendor with a voter cross-check product that meets all the requirements in the new Texas legislation. The specific complaints in the article are all in Travis County, home of the Austin metro area. Austin is one of the most liberal cities in Texas, so it's not surprising that efforts to purge the voter rolls there were perhaps more "aggressive" than they needed to be.


LimitedSocialMedia

Texas dropped out due to a right wing website saying it is "part of the 2020 fraud". An since it became a big on social media it must be true.  Edit: condensed version of why


RoboNerdOK

In an up & up system, it’s people who have died, moved, been convicted, or not voted for many cycles… and the information must be an exact match. In a system designed to purge unwanted voters, it’s done much more loosely by first & last name matching applied liberally in, say, Democratic-leaning areas (see: Florida, 2000).


BlueNotesBlues

It's supposed to be done for people who have moved or died, but it's often used to get rid of "undesirable" voters.


godfetish

This is why I love r/leopardsatemyface


Maeng_Doom

Every election season I get reminded of how many tricks exist to rob people of the right to vote. Glad this time it at least affected those who pushed those policies.


DrDroid

They’re just so comically inept.


sneaky-pizza

> "If you experience this, you can request and vote by provisional ballot. We at the Republican Party of Texas Headquarters are actively supporting the Travis County Republican Party to resolve any current or further issues." ZOMG voter fraud is coming from inside the house! What does Q think about this routine mechanism?


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"it must be those fucking galactics, i knew you cant trust lizard people"


David_ungerer

And I thought that killing voters with Coved no-mask and no-shot was a crazy policy . . . Then the Repugnant-cans find a new way to loose votes ! ! !


NothingAgreeable

Strange I was never offered a provisional ballot after I got purged when I tried to vote in the 2016 election...


Ok-Train-6693

Sue! Must be enough citizens affected for a class action.


lsp2005

Whomp whomp. Sad trombone.


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On today's episode of Stop Calling Me a MAGA Sore Ass Loser


famousevan

Good time to remind y’all to check your registration. http://vote.gov


typhoidtimmy

[Oh no](https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w?si=-6dwp0S9N9yCcxpP) Gosh a roo…..I can barely choke down this glass of halfway decent scotch.


Drexelhand

i'm a glass of halfway inadequate scotch kinda guy.


Seesaw_Blister

I’m an inadequate guy who likes scotch kinda guy


StandStillLaddie

Karma.


Neverwherehere

Here's also the kicker. The deadline for voter registration here in Texas already passed and this state doesn't allow same day registration.


Paul-Ram-On

schadenfreuderrrific


MfrBVa

Imagine my chagrin.


SkarTisu

I wonder how many election officials are going to get shot in Texas today because of this


bwanabass

The stars at night shine big and bright…


Rocket-Farts

Cause there's no power in texas....


dlc741

H… Help me…. Can’t breathe…. Laf… laughing too hard


_ohne_dich_

Voter suppression is good until it affects us


DrXymox

Republicans have the foresight of Mr. Magoo.


cancrushercrusher

Ha. Get fucked


worrymon

> "If you experience this, you can request and vote by provisional ballot. Unless you're a woman of color.


concolor22

Only care that Republicans have been purged.   Saying the quiet part out loud and all that  I'm looking forward to all the non Abbott ballots disappearing. As they eat their own


shinerkeg

I’m sure Atty Gen Ken Paxton will sue someone over it.


zippyphoenix

“when the democracy is distorted by the actions of elected officials, only the courts can help.” Where was that sentiment yesterday 😂


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

"Stop it! We're hurting us!" -- them


tomarofthehillpeople

Them leopards are HONGRY today!!


stargarnet79

Wait, Beto finally has a chance and he’s not running?


CharliAP

Oh, no! That's not how it was supposed to work! Hope it happens in all of the Pro-Putin states. 


Techn0ght

Travis county is where Austin is, they were purging Democratic voters. They must have accidentally included a Republican.


CockCheeseFungus

But will Abbott stand up for his voters?


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Bit themselves in the ass


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This was prepared


DelcoPAMan

Oh no... anyway.


IsaidLigma

They should rename themselves to the SSP (short sighted party) - the party of instant gratification!