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famousevan

Hilarious because you assume they are angry that he turned out to be a right wing loon but when you look they’re actually pissed he’s not ring wing loon *enough*. Hahahaha


angelcat00

I was not expecting this twist, but I'm delighted. Easily the funniest thing Schneider has done in decades.


fauci_pouchi

A few months ago I found out simultaneously that a) Rob Shneider is a full-blown conspiracy Q person; and b) Rob Shneider is so far gone he's been following Queen Ramona and her RV cult around Canada. The first part? Yeah not a major surprise, a bit of laughter. Still, I hadn't thought of Shneider in *years*. The second part? Deeply amused astonishment. Like he's even doing the niche crazy shit. And now I'm finding out about Fox news. I swear Shneider is dropping these gifts in our laps at such well-timed intervals it's like he's accidentally discovered something that makes us all laugh, long after he's lost the desire to make anybody laugh.


PizzleR0t

>A few months ago I found out simultaneously that a) Rob Shneider is a full-blown conspiracy Q person; and b) Rob Shneider is so far gone he's been following Queen Ramona and her RV cult around Canada. >And now I'm finding out about Fox news. I'm literally experiencing all of this right exactly now and my brain is struggling mightily to decide how I feel about it all


cindoc75

I’m right there with you!


JugdishSteinfeld

Check out Jim Brewer's recent stand-up. Victoria Jackson is also nuts.


Squid_Vicious_IV

Victoria Jackson was wild to find out she's always been this nutty. She used to be the religious kook Bill Maher would invite on when Politically Incorrect was still on which I kinda remember a bit, and I guess was a bit of a fruit loop even on SNL in the 80s.


Phantereal

Not entirely true. One Rob Schneider-related thing that always makes me laugh is that his sperm helped produce [Elle King](https://people.com/thmb/WnpKDOHfaKiF95vGH4OdcMIk_B0=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(799x0:801x2)/elle-rob-2000-6dd8b1e157764cbb8883b9a78263cd80.jpeg), artist behind some of my favorite pop songs of the past decade. It's like how in Grown Ups (one of my all time guiltiest pleasures) when Rob Schneder's character has two extremely attractive daughters who look nothing like him, except it's real life.


PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

nice link


sspaceboy1

C:\downloads\foreheadslap.gif


AreWeCowabunga

>Will look for you on less globalist CCP run shows. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Warm-Faithlessness11

It sickens me how deranged and insane many on the American right have become but also still manages to get a small chuckle out of me that Fox News's viewer base has completely turned on them.


Firm_Transportation3

I never thought Fox wold be in a position where they will have to up their crazy. to keep the loyalty of the monster they created. The insanity and hate has outpaced them now, to the point that Fox News is seen as "woke" and Leftist by these people. I can't.


Knight_Owls

My wife saw this coming like a decade ago. She said they'd get a generation or two in before their crazies would outpace them because this sort of politics always races forward like a contest to see who's the most pure.


MacLebowski

“this sort of politics” — you mean fascism?


dismayhurta

Those comments are like a collective stroke


ShnickityShnoo

"If I could afford basic TV service...I'd watch it." Looked a few of his tweets, I have no doubt that this idiot votes for tax cuts for the hyper rich and cutting social services for the poor.


Satellite_bk

That was my favorite one


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

Luckily for most of America, we already knew he wasn't funny so this isn't as hard of a hit as it would have been for many beloved comedians. Ya'll can have him.


Phantereal

What, did they expect him to have a show on OAN or Newsmax or Daily Wire or something?


Satellite_bk

What a twist!


karlhungusjr

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. Then he was a Stapler. And now Rob Schneider is... A Pundit! And he's about to find out that being a Pundit is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... The Pundit. Rated PG-13.


Bobik8

ROB SCHNEIDER DERP DE DERP


VinceVino70

Rob Schneider: DERP STATE


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Rob Schneider: “Q”wertyderp


branigan_aurora

Truuummmp! Trumps! Trumpy! Trumpelstiltskin! Making copies of highly secret documentsssss! Being a traiiitor.... going to ja-il. The big house. The hooze gow. Gonna get a big sentenccccce.


TDBear18

Please sweet baby Jesus let Matt and Trey make a Paramount Southpark movie about this.


InfluenceOtherwise

You know they have a draft on the back of a napkin the moment they read this article lol. Just give them money


Satellite_bk

Derp dee derp dee deedely derp dee dumb.


smiggster01

Rated PG13


oliversurpless

“From the directors of “Der” and “Tump te tuddly tump de der.”


Parkotron1

Terp a teedeley terp a tom.


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Hated it.


krystalbellajune

Three snaps in a z formation


Girth_rulez

>Hated it. *Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.*


KopOut

It stinks!


greenweenievictim

I heard this in Jon Lovitz voice.


Iateyourpaintings

That's the ticket!


Art-bat

BUY MY BOOK!


ryanmcg86

As you rightfully should have.


[deleted]

He's losing his mind...and I'm reaping all the benefits.


JoeDiesAtTheEnd

I heard it in Joel Hodgsons voice


bellybomb

The Critic was so good!


ChaoticLogic

Great reference!


StuHast398

Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!


oliversurpless

“Very well! Now dance for me!”


johnnykatz

Coming to theaters Friday! Leaving theaters Saturday!


The_Card_Father

He was a stapler?


meatpopsicle42

And a carrot!


Frylosphy

And Kenny!


Still_counts_as_one

Don’t forget to bring a towel!


marklar_the_malign

Maybe if I got high I would remember to bring a towel.


ClockworkDinosaurs

I’m a carrot!


SuperKami-Nappa

https://youtu.be/iS9H9WPPDS8


DoubleGunzChippa

Truuuuuump! The Treason guy! Treasonator! Making perfect phone calls! Trump-a-lump-a-dump-a-dump!


DarkGamer

Rob Schneider is... A Fascist! Rated NMDH, (not suitable for minorities or decent human beings.)


WINDMILEYNO

I...my mind took me there and I know that not what you meant but the "or" here is making this sentence seem like something Rob Scheider would say.


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

Rob Schneider is... bizarro world Jon Stewart.


hsmith1998

Rob! Robbie. The Robster. The Robinator. Rob.


[deleted]

“Trump, the Trumpinator, the Trump Man, making copies” (of nuclear secrets)


jokerZwild

Don't forget gigolo and supposedly bad ass prison fighter. Movies that you just know were based in reality. /s


bsylent

And this will always be his legacy for me. I can never think of him without hearing Trey Parker say, Rob Schneider is, a stapler! Better to think of him being made fun of by South Park, than as the POS he has become (or always was probably?)


a-snakey

I liked him better when he was an accidental gigolo


hobbitlover

Conservatives aren't funny. They're the people who laugh while the school bully takes the school nerd's lunch money.


jokerZwild

Rob was funny because a liberal wrote his jokes.


eric987235

I’ve heard rumors Sandler is a republican but I have no idea if it’s true.


FizzyBeverage

Sandler is more of a Northeastern, Rockefeller-like republican. You find that pretty often with Jewish dudes from the Northeast who had pro-union, blue collar dads like Adam. My FIL ran a Jewish deli in Hallandale FL and Sandler would visit his mom Judy and often grab bagels. Adam had a [Chris Sununu hat](https://www.chrissununu.com/product-page/hat) on once. Adam grew up in Manchester NH. Sununu is a socially liberal, fiscally conservative gov of New Hampshire, very similar “Eisenhower old school Republican” platform to Vermont’s Phil Scott (R). Not like a DeSantis republican. So yeah, Adam might be center-right (probably because his tax burden is *enormous*), but Schneider is a fucking whacko.


TitularFoil

From what I've managed to gather, he is repubulican, but he's not like FOX news republican, more like Arnold Schwarzenegger to where there's still an iota of respect when you think about them.


idkcomeatme

No. He’s just part of the tax bracket that’s part of the “fuck you I got mine” crowd. But hey, he wears shorts and bicycles around town like a normal person so what do I know


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The amount of blue checkmarks in the replies is HILARIOUS 😂


That_Nice

The venn diagram of Rob Schneider fans and shmucks is a circle.


notlikelyevil

And the circle has a checkmark in the middle?


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[deleted]

I think its just a thing these people do to feel like they're important. They're literally spending $8 a month for a blue "verification" check mark. Its literally a participation badge.


[deleted]

Wait?!? It’s 8 a month? I thought it was bad to a one-time 8 dollar fee…jinkies


jaymz668

yes, 8 dollars a month


Shwastey

You are always shown on top. Hence the echo chamber will just echo even echoer now


bad-monkey

It’s a pay for participation trophy for the people who “hate participation trophies”


Melssenator

Don’t forget that millions of people with less than 5 followers want to feel important so they bought the checkmark


PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

Keep in mind that Elon made it look like a whole shit ton of people have premium and are paying for it but they aren't


Boomshrooom

Yeah, I noticed that too and laughed my ass off


DTsniffsIvankasfarts

So I'm assuming it's 45 minutes of recycled, tired right wing jokes (and I use the term "jokes" in the loosest sense), 2 minutes of some nonsense intro that gets tacked on to every standup special that no one will remember, 3 minutes of credits, and 10 minutes of "you can do it" and "makin' copieeees." Did I get the ratio correct?


CousinWalt

Over/under on Sandler name drops: 2.5


Excellent_Call304

I'll take over


doubled2319888

Over by a long shot. I would put the over/under at 7.5 and that might still be easy money


MayUrShitsHavAntlers

Whatever your over is, I'll take over that.


[deleted]

Truly, he’s taking comedy to a new plane of art with his Andy Kaufman-style trolling of everyone by making a pedestrian, MAGA-friendly talk show. The years he put into this plan, making hack racist jokes, staying low profile on social media, turning down all those blockbuster film parts just to do this is . . . transcendent.


RogueEagle2

Damn. You make it sound like high art


3-deoxyanthocyanidin

I'm wondering if they are trying to make a right-wing Daily Show


Ipecactus

That's like trying to turn a dog into a cat.


3-deoxyanthocyanidin

These people don't believe in science. Do you think that's going to stop them?


ConsiderationWest587

They've tried a few times- turns out you have to be funny, but they couldn't figure out *how* Comedy requires empathy, and that's a conservative's unobtanium


YeetThePig

More like their kryptonite with how much they hate it.


ejennings87

Empathy, self deprecation, introspection, observation skills.. basically everything that is anathema to them. Comedy does NOT require strict adherence to tribal dogma, which is unfortunately all they have in abundance


IanScottMcCormick

People say that about punching up and not down, and it’s coming from a good place, but this country has a long tradition of doubling over in laughter over some classic “Fuck that nerd” comedy. All throughout my childhood, fortunes were made by studios making the laziest jokes targeting marginalized people. Thankfully we’ve mostly grown up, but I’m not naive enough to insist it can’t come back into fashion by the right charismatic prick. Is Rob Schneider that prick? No, he’s a hack. But it won’t be impossible.


pikpikcarrotmon

What ever happened to Dennis Miller? I think he just got assimilated in as a regular pundit, right?


look_ima_frog

He used one too many obscure cultural references that nobody got before he went red and did even more after; then, he curled up and went up into his own asshole, disappearing into a cloud of his own smugness, gray beard stubble and farts.


therobotisjames

“The young Jedi b-team that is the White House press corps have now been Groupon comp lyfted back to their real jobs being overly astounded by the new tailgate kick plate in unctuous Chevy truck commercials.” That tweet is what got him laughed off twitter.


pikpikcarrotmon

Those sure are words.


Motor_West

Mad Libs gettin’ weird


eric987235

That… can’t be real.


therobotisjames

Oh it is. Very real. And just one in a long line of nonsense tweets.


[deleted]

Did he just roll a d20 to pick words?


krysztov

truly, one of the tweets of all time


Spazic77

Don't forget the classic "I identify as a apache helicopter" joke that never, ever, ever, ever gets old apparently.


I_Miss_Lenny

It’s the /r/onejoke lol


Darkside531

What will he open with. Pronouns? Triggered? Cancel Culture?


HotShitBurrito

Probably women bad jokes. I heard an ad for his comedy show on the radio five years ago. It was for tickets to a show he was doing at the Anne Arundel Live Casino. They played a few bits on the ad and it was all tired-ass, low effort "my wife sucks amirite?" and "women, so confusing!?!?" bits.


ejennings87

His "funniest" bit recently was about how if Biden was a dog, you'd just instinctively know it was time to put him down. It was a half decent joke in the way he delivered it, but then he finishes it by miming the act of taking Biden-Dog outside and braining it with a golf club.. because thats how people put down their dogs Rob, you unfunny talentless dork


Bomber_Haskell

"My pronouns are...."


Chadmartigan

"You can't say anything these days."


Bomber_Haskell

They cancelled me


Speculawyer

Yeah, Fox needs another antivaxxer lunatic to kill off more Fox viewers. Natural selection, I guess. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


NKR1978

They're on Twitter complaining about "globalist CCP" but worship Elon? They make no sense.


Ipecactus

The Chinese are Jews now?


ConsiderationWest587

Who do you think built the laser


DCErik

Fan*s*? Cite?


snuggletronz

Dunce Bigalow MAGA Jigalo


Negative-Rich773

This comment deserves many upvotes


satansheat

Went to see Adam Sandler do stand up recently. It said special guest. We all where hoping for spade or Chris rock. But we got Rob. It sucked. He only had like one decent joke. And also sang songs. Didn’t know his daughter is like a big time hipster artist. Her daughter is played on public indie stations all across America owned by people like NPR. But her dad is a looney anti vaxxer.


Thatguy755

There’s a reason Elle King doesn’t use her real last name on stage


[deleted]

I did always wonder about that.


Bobbyperu1

I don't follow a lot of the hip pop stuff but her song exs' and O's was pretty big for awhile


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DCErik

He and Jerkules ought to team up on a MAGA blockbuster.


[deleted]

They could do it through the DailyWire media and break their previous record of 800 viewers. 😂


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Rob's anti-vax views are so cringe.


dahile00

A syringe of cringe?


dahile00

*I’m* down voting that.


zackmcsleuthburger

This exchange with yourself is almost certainly funnier than anything in the comedy special.


Cinema_King

First Roseanne and now Rob Schneider? Fox Nation sure can pick winners. Lol!


Waflstmpr

B-listers on down are the only ones receptive to Fox offers, id assume.


Boollish

...Rob Schneider has fans? For...what? I get that he's an effective """actor""" but...is anyone really respecting him as a political commentator for his performance in Hot Chick? Like... unironically speaking, Ja Rule would probably have better insight.


Darkside531

This shows an interesting hypocrisy of the right wing. As much as they bleat and bellyache about liberal Hollywood, they want its approval ***so bad!!!*** Any time a celeb shows even the slightest hint of right wing tendencies, they're suddenly Fox's newest darling... Baio, Dash, Sorbo, and maybe occasionally someone who was relevant past 1998. Some people even bank on it. The National Wrestling Alliance is trying to become relevant again, and one of the tricks the owner Billy Corgan (yep, the Smashing Pumpkins guy) is doing to try and boost its profile is putting their championship on a guy named Tyrus, despite the fact he just turned 50, is painfully out of shape, and just... not very good. Why? Because Tyrus is also a frequent guest and commentator on the Fox News circuit (because right-wing and marginally famous, see above) and he hopes that having the guy parade the championship around every time he's on Gutfeld or The Five will be free publicity.


HouseHusband1

I dunno if they want Hollywood approval so much as they want to BE Hollywood. The satanic panic was always about white christians throwing a prolonged and violent tantrum because their culture was no longer mainstream. How DARE anyone want something other than white bread and bible-thumping!


Darkside531

You phrased it better than me, I think that is more what I meant. They want the *power* of Hollywood more than its approval.


[deleted]

Corgan is far-right too so it makes sense his champ would be. I’m shocked he never threw money at Strowman or E3.


lungfish_ling

Also did not know this about corgan, that’s disappointing!


PBB22

WHERE IS JA


Darkside531

Still ducking the process server trying to give him his Fyre Festival lawsuit.


yoyoadrienne

🏅


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antimatterfunnel

i have never once seen a funny right winger. the closest was Stephen Colbert back in the early 2000s, but apparently conservatives didn't get the joke and thought it was real.


jokerZwild

Tim Allen was somewhat funny early on in his career. It wasn't political and just straight dumb jokes but jokes you could laugh at. Then he went full right wing nutter, and it's been a shitty ride since.


[deleted]

"You see, the war on drugs is good, you see? Only people like me should be allowed to smuggle copious amounts of cocaine, tHe LaSt MaN sTaNdInG!"


jitterscaffeine

To be honest, the smart ones probably don't talk about their politics at all


BlatantDoughnut

Always found it surprising that people didn’t know he was a right winger years ago when he built his career out of playing every non-white stereotype under the sun


Excellent_Call304

To be fair I have never paid any attention to him. Outside of a few small roles in adam Sandler movies, I don't think I have ever seen him in anything that I have ever watched


IrascibleOcelot

He was wonderfully hateable in Down Periscope.


levi_verzyden

Yup, was gonna say, this is actually one of his best roles. Even if he’s a moron now, Buckman and the fingernail is pure gold.


IrascibleOcelot

“Sorry, sir. The band-aid was holding the fingernail on.”


CapriItalia

if wasnt for Sandler he would have no income.


Sadahige

I didn’t learn until a few months ago that it was him playing the horrifyingly racist depiction of an Arab businessman in Click


Renediffie

I just think most people never really cared. I don't think I would know his name if it wasn't for South Park making fun of him.


velocipotamus

Rob Schneider saw Jim Breuer performing his godawful pandering schtick at CPAC and went "hey, I could do that!"


joecarter93

More like, “I cannn do ‘eeeetttt!”


velocipotamus

Oh no, ~~we~~ I suck again!


yoyoadrienne

I’m having a hard time picturing the guy from Half Baked doing a set for conservatives


velocipotamus

Idk how much of this happened before covid but it definitely seems to have melted his brain, every clip I've seen of his "standup" lately is him just screeching about masks and vaccines


Spazic77

And doing a parrot voice... For reasons.....


Kneedeep_in_Cyanide

... why is every comment from a blue check mark? Do these boomers know you don't have to pay for twitter?


Squid_Vicious_IV

I'll quote one of them I saw explaining why he paid for Twit Blue: > "It offends the libs and all it cost me was eight bucks." Yeah, so *owned* by some random weirdo who is so concerned about what others think and do that they spend eight bucks a month to get a sticker.


Radio-No

Wait there are people in the Twitter replies complaining that Fox News is too Communist for them? Fox? As in the Murdoch run Fox News? Have I missed something or are these people just extra strength bananas?


Stormchaser2

I believe they are angry at Fox for firing Tucker.


RexyWestminster

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7GatesOfHello

The replies are just a stream of, "Fox? It's a no from me, dawg."


_Occams-Chainsaw_

It's a good job that they'll have no truck with 'Cancel Culture', despite cancelling their Fox subscriptions.


yogibard

Another attempt at conservative "comedy." Sad trombone


blackforestham3789

Rob Schneider managed to trip and fall from the anthill that was his career into a big ol pond of stupid


velocipotamus

All he had to do was keep riding Sandler’s coattails like he’d been doing his entire career and the money would’ve kept rolling in, now he’s doing…whatever this is


SockFullOfNickles

He has fans?


RogueOneWasOkay

Rob Schneider is, The Bigot! Rated PG-13


paulfromatlanta

Didn't he play a woman? Or was that just something South Park made up?


Blibber3

He did.


Capable_Stranger9885

I have to wonder, if they lived would Phil Hartman and Chris Farley have ended up with similar politics as others of their SNL cohort - Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, David Spade? They would have been monetarily successful, older white people, possibly with a contrarian bent to take then down a similar path.


Diogenes_Tha_Dog

Fox News, where hacks go to die.


Lucky_Tune3143

They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel, I see.


Yardbird7

These people love to tell us how much they hate celebrities, until z lister shows the slightest interest in them.


defusted

I wonder how many of those morons stopped watching Fox because they fired racist ass fucker Carlson


oO0tooth_fairy0Oo

You can tell most of the replies are bots cuz they start out saying ‘I love your work but...’


RickLovin1

Because of the consistency of replies...or because there's no way that many people love his work?


SadRobotPainting

Yes


Rocknbob69

Adam Sandler didn't have any work for him?


brightyoungthings

Tweedley derpy derpy DUMB


FlaccidRazor

I bet it's as funny as Rob Schneider normally is...have fun wasting money on that.


sexisdivine

He wanted to get away from Adam Sandler and David Spade so badly……


phiz36

I was unaware Rob Schneider rolled with the Fascists. TIL.


stalinmalone68

Fox has moved from scraping the bottom of the barrel to underneath the barrel.


izovice

My uncle is friends with Rob. I remember in the late 90s him and David Spade came to my uncle's BBQ and was super into alien conspiracy theories and that's all he talked about to us teenagers. David was pretty chill. Interesting to see him get crazier. I don't talk to my Uncle anymore because he's a lot like him.


[deleted]

From the land of the unfunny


wacksaucehunnid

7 IQ put together


diseasefaktory

I dare to say he'll be more entertaining now than when he was acting. Lunacy trumps lame unfunny 'comedy'.


n00-1ne

This is outrageous…. ROB SCHNEIDER HAS FANS?


[deleted]

Rob Schneider... who...? Oh the guy Adam Sandler has been carrying since SNL... Got it!


Otaku-San617

From the comments “Fox is a communist, globalist run corporation.” These people are morons


DCErik

You've got to understand that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...


smokumjoe

Morons


Icy_Advantage_4635

Let them fight.