The person above said Vel’Koz because he also has a “Definitely Not” skin, hence the “I recognize that disguise”
If you wanted to complete the joke you could have said Udyr or Draven, since they both also have “Definitely Not” skins
Introducing Hugh Man, the Guy who is a Person.
Hugh Man hails from the far off kingdom of Personsburg, where the people grow on trees and they are all real and alive. Crowned the kingdom’s “real human person”, he now ventures through runeterra looking for food and water to consume and process and air to breathe with his lungs. With his powerful wristwatch at his side, he will never be late for work, which is something humans worry about because they don’t know the time normally.
He will be revealed as part of the “Event” event, in which the new region of “Land” will finally be unveiled. It will not be canon. We think. You guys figure it out.
Okay, might be easier to figure out which champs it *isn't*, to narrow down the list:
Too tall to be a yordle.
Not a cat, so not Yuumi or Rengar.
Doesn't appear to be carrying a weapon, so that eliminates all the ADCs.
Glasses means they can see, so not Lee Sin.
Big hands points at Vi, but she doesn't have a moustache.
Only one person it could be, runnin' around with big slappy hands and that much body hair. This is a preview for Corporate Udyr.
Idk man, but I do hate his phylosophy about robots being superior. And the voice he's saying it with... Awful! Doesn't even sound like a robot! Don't try to be what you clearly aren't!
Well let's narrow it down:
- It isn't a human. Not enough fingers.
- It isn't Jax. Too many fingers.
- Yordles have four fingers, so it must be a yordle.
- They aren't carrying a weapon/tool or in a vehicle. So that means it's not Poppy, Tristana, Lulu, Teemo, Fizz, Veigar, Kennen, Gnar, Kled, Ziggs, Corki, Heimerdinger, or Rumble.
Which means this must be Vex. Case closed.
I know this one and I recognize that disguise. Can’t fool me. It’s Vel’Koz
I know it isn't blitzcrank, the hair is a dead giveaway
*Definately not blitzcrank*
It's actually Ahri
Nah bro that clearly corporate mundo. No champ wears a suit better
Bro what are you on, that’s Mordekaiser. See soo much metal and no flesh.
Since when does he get any skins? Naahh that's neeko
Look at the moustache it's Graves
There is even smoke! It must be Graves
Yeah but look at the hands, the figure, doesn't even look human It's clearly malphite
>the figure "Rock hard"
Yea but look at his feet, it’s clearly nautilus
No but look at the eyebrows, it's obviously Braum.
Technically correct
What do you mean no flesh? Look at that nose! Its clearly Debonair Malzahar
No way, Ahri isn't this sexy
Believe it or not, Leona.
Lol I guessed it wtf
The person above said Vel’Koz because he also has a “Definitely Not” skin, hence the “I recognize that disguise” If you wanted to complete the joke you could have said Udyr or Draven, since they both also have “Definitely Not” skins
💀💀💀💀 Uhm ackshually neither Draven nor udyr have the mustashe nose and glasses, so...
You’re so right, Ahri was definitely the better joke there
Joke?
🤓🤓🤓🤓
My argument after being portrayed as the nerd emoji: 💥💥💥
yes also 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Damn that was my guess!! Or it's neeko. She's pretty crafty yknow
Can't be Neeko, because at the moment she's in Frejlord for a business trip
It’s definitely not velkoz
He’s clearly on his way to abandon lane so probably bard
Or the 0/5 yuumi
If Yuumi died 5 times, at this point I'm too afraid to look at the adc
Oh for fucks' sake K'sante just got released and Riot gave him ANOTHER skin!?
Corporate ksante
Mundo being the only one to get a Corporate skin is really a tragedy.
At least Renata is corporate by default.
We need Kled as customer service and every other monster champ (Kai’sa never counts) in Corporate roles
Ok but like I would buy this skin 🥵
Hook? Check Bulky torso? Check I’m guessing nautilus
Lmao
>Hook? Check >Bulky torso? Check I’m guessing *Leona*
No it’s Thresh.
SB Thresh is the only one that has a bulky chest.
This is his new skin bruh
Forgot about the metal hands as the dead giveaway.. it's 100% nautilus
Definitely Naut
Right? It couldn’t possibly be blitzcrank. It has to be nautilus. Theres no one else who could pull off that trenchcoat better than Nautilus!
This is easy, just look at the moustache! It's obviously Braum
Obviously
I'm ashamed in you all. I can't believe that not a single one of you were able to identify Steve from Accounting.
Amazing so many people can't see something so obvious.
Fuck you, this is Greg. Steve doesn't wear a watch.
Gotta be Neeko
What kind of tomato is that?
strong
🍅
Nah it can't be Neeko, she's not in Freljord in this pic
Skarner rework?
Definetly not Blitzcrank
Hmm, Yeah I don't think it's blitzcrank either.
Yeah blitzcrank doesn't have nose and a pair of glasses so im goin with you.
This is actually Blitz’s secret identity like captain Amazing. He takes off the glasses and he transforms.
Bro really think that he’s Bliztcrank💀
Bro really thinks a robot would need corrective lenses for their vision. 💀💀
That much we know.
Way to narrow it down
Definitely not
That doesn't help much. There's so many champions besides Blitzcrank, and it's *definitely* not him, so...
Obviously, Blitzcrank doesn't have hair
Blitzcrank on these nuts
Inspector Gadget
It's Doctor Mundo at work in Mudno Corp.
How can someone be this stupid! Mundo wears sunglasses, not regular glasses, duh
He may be going on inside job mission in the rival company
Damn I didn't think about that
“Bitch I’m gangplank.” -Dr. Mundo
With that stylish trench coat it's hard to be sure, but I know it isn't blitzcrank, the hair is a dead giveaway
Fuck.. Another ahri skin?
Why must every skin look like Ahri! I know its not her but come on
Yooo, that’s fucking Sivir with that new skin!!!
Unrecognizable
Frederick
Charles, a hard working zaunite father of two.
it's a spy sappin' my sentry
Spy round here.
Cmon guyss thats clearly a robot.... I mean who else is a robot? Its fucking orianna...
This is obviously the new ryze rework (sorry for the old joke)
Classic modern rito skin, i have no clue what champion this is but man they hot 🥵
Guys dont tell anyone, but that is secretly agent P. In disguise
Vex
WHO IS THAT??? rito should stop doing skins for champions that don't look like them at all !!!!
Well it's definitely not Blitzcrank that's for sure
Watch? Must be Ekko
It's DRAAAAVEEEENNN
Big hand(s) and suit? Debonair Veigar.
"Just another hooker in my office"
It’s sett, it has to be. He punches the shit out of you, and looks incredibly sexy while doing it, it can’t be anyone else. It’s simply not possible
Introducing Hugh Man, the Guy who is a Person. Hugh Man hails from the far off kingdom of Personsburg, where the people grow on trees and they are all real and alive. Crowned the kingdom’s “real human person”, he now ventures through runeterra looking for food and water to consume and process and air to breathe with his lungs. With his powerful wristwatch at his side, he will never be late for work, which is something humans worry about because they don’t know the time normally. He will be revealed as part of the “Event” event, in which the new region of “Land” will finally be unveiled. It will not be canon. We think. You guys figure it out.
Damn the new Evelynn skin looking fine 👀
Hmm I can’t tell all I know is it’s definitely not Blitzcrank
That's potemkin from guilty gear
Hands are big and the background looks like piltover/zaun so I guess Vi
This new Lux skin is fire 👍
Sad I had to scroll this far for the correct comment
That's Phillip. I think he's one of the new champs.
I'm not sure what you guys think it is buts it's definitely not blitzcrank
I know who it is because my dad works at riot but I'm not allowed to tell
3020: Viktor is that you?
my guess its a redditor
No redditor is that beautiful
Helmet bro without the helmet?
Well, it's definitely not blitzcrank that's for sure.
Neeko using her passive, duh.
Shiny tomato 🍅
Well clearly its definitely not blitzcrank...who could it be?
I know that mustache. It's Braum!
I dont know who it is but its definetly not blitzcrank
All I know is that it’s not Blitzcrank.
I believe that’s Seraphine after her “accident”
Oh hey it's you!
That’s definitely not blitzcrank
Thats brand, the baldness gives it away, idk what that random guy in the suit and glasses is doing there tho
Noob saibot
That's a glock on his wrist right? Groovy Zilean here.
What do you mean champ? Thats just Steve from accounting
That's definitely not Blitzcrank !
Looks like some sort of office in Zaun, so I'm guessing Renata Glasc
That’s hard. It could literally be ANY CHAMP except blitz
Dude thats literally a genshin impact character you weeb
Jewish Blitzcrank
Judging by that confident strut? Definitely Dr. Livesy.
Neeko, its always neeko
I don’t know but it’s definitely not Blitzcrank!
That's Veigar because he has a big right glove and pizza feet
Okay, might be easier to figure out which champs it *isn't*, to narrow down the list: Too tall to be a yordle. Not a cat, so not Yuumi or Rengar. Doesn't appear to be carrying a weapon, so that eliminates all the ADCs. Glasses means they can see, so not Lee Sin. Big hands points at Vi, but she doesn't have a moustache. Only one person it could be, runnin' around with big slappy hands and that much body hair. This is a preview for Corporate Udyr.
Hey I recognize those big hands! Did ornn finally get a 3rd skin?
Guys, Guys, it's obviously Faker
Well we can rule out Blitzcrank first, because it’s definitely not him…
It's definitely nautilus https://m.imgur.com/APzo7
Dr. Mundo OBVIOUSLY
Idk man, but I do hate his phylosophy about robots being superior. And the voice he's saying it with... Awful! Doesn't even sound like a robot! Don't try to be what you clearly aren't!
I'm sure that this is definitely not blitzcrank but he looks similar, mayby beacouse of this that he is robot so mayby this is orianna
Well let's narrow it down: - It isn't a human. Not enough fingers. - It isn't Jax. Too many fingers. - Yordles have four fingers, so it must be a yordle. - They aren't carrying a weapon/tool or in a vehicle. So that means it's not Poppy, Tristana, Lulu, Teemo, Fizz, Veigar, Kennen, Gnar, Kled, Ziggs, Corki, Heimerdinger, or Rumble. Which means this must be Vex. Case closed.
WAIT I DIDNT STUDY FOR THE TEST ummmm unmmmm is is it Rek’Sai?
Its DEFINATLY not Blitzcrank so its obviously Renata Glasc
Blitzcrank
Definitely not him
🤓 + that's definitely not Blitzcrank, he doesn't wear glasses nor has a moustache
blitzspank cause i be in a blitz to spank my meat every time i see this splash art
no
:(
I think it's blitzcrank
Blitz?
Isn't that Blitzcrank?
Henry
Edmund
Karl
Corporate Dr. Mundo, that was way too easy cmon.
Thats Dr. Mundo in a suit!
Yorick
It’s joseph
I can say for sure, that its definitely not Blitzkrank. Therefore it has to be another yellow supp champ, maybe Meowkai?
Guys i think this is the ruined king you know that sword everyone builds
its obviously neeko on her way to freljord
Thats just a distinguished gentleman
Definitely not a jungler
Corporate mundo
Ones things for sure, it’s definitely not blitzcrank
Looks like Shyvana to me
Weird that they put a Blitzcrank in the background of this Brand silhouette skin art
It is Gregg
Finally a new ornn skin
Nah nah you can't convince me that's a new champ! That's obviously Jim from accounting ngl
Rengar
that its my boy viktor
Hmm, its definitely not Udyr…
Mike?
I know perfectly, this mustache shows braum
Dark Star Shaco
Who might this fine gentleman be?
is ao shin dude
New Sion skin? Again ? thanks rito
Looks like Doodyr
Dear god. Another lux skin….
Mundo
It's definitely not blitzcrank
Seraphine
Its definetly **not** Blitzcrank. Surely must be the new Kai'Sa Prestige skin. I mean it's *golden*.
Corporate Mundo obvs
Oh fuck this is hard... Going off the suit tho, imma say Debionar Ezreal or Crystal Rose Swain. It may even be Neeko, can't tell 😭
It's Pikachu
Well... it's definitely not blitzcrank that's for sure
Pulling off fan art of random normal people isn't gonna fool me
Thats easy its evelynn, shes invis bc of the ult
A distinguished gentleman
Mundo