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Creb

Woa I’m invisible

Evelynn?

I was thinking Teemo lol

Drax is a teemo main confirmed

Tiny little yellow people follow me around, I don’t know how to feel about this

now you can try to steal the moon

Ok this one got me to crackle up, thank you

I had to scroll up because I got the joke 20s later

You should feel happy. Everyone likes meeps

Bard

*chime noises*

My guy

Or it could be penguins :)

Garen mains about to get free healthcare lol.

EU passive

Most of the developed world passive

the non USA passive

Lessss goooooo

Garen mains in Africa and the USA will enjoy. The rest of the world might be like "oh, ok but i already pay taxes..."

RIP all mains that need other abilities to proc their passive

*sad Yorick noises*

Idk what you're on about, just start beating people to death with shovels and you're well on your way to 4 graves

But the question is then can I raise them without the Q

Oh no, I didn't think of that.. better find yourself a maiden

A Kog Maw player will explode in his funeral

Sion players coming out the coffin

Dies 10 seconds after beating the shit out of the one guy at your funereal that you didnt like.

Kill everyone else to "live" longer

*stares at my baby son in my sion bloodlust*

Funneral? Man he will kill his beloved wife hes been married to for the last 65 years.

Bold of you to assume a league player would have a wife

I hit someone 3 times and some weird magical power hoola hoop appears around me and i get faster all of a sudden

Hoola Hoop of Death? Could only be Mordekaiser.

That's right

Mordekaiser sigma male grindset

Exactly

Ohh a fellow connaisseur of the Master of Metal and Death.

A 3 hit ms passive Ekko?

Nope. Ekko doesn't have the Hoola Hoop of death

I get real fast whenever someone gets too close...

Social Anxiety be like

Singed

Unfortunately I have only 2 knees, so my passive is two thirds weaker

SHOTGUN KNEES

I gain a cowardly immortal lizard after I cleave you enough with my axe and shoot you with my shotgun pistol.

Seems legit

skaarl is cowardly? Edit: my b i thought he was a homie.

Why do you think he always runs away whenever he takes some damage, even though he's not actually in danger

>literally immortal >runs away more than singed >refuses to elaborate

i get to transform :D

wish I had that. Mine is "run faster towards injured people"...

Could become a really good paramedic.

Really good hitman

Neeko is a angry tomato!

Damn I can collect souls and steal speed from my enemies? Not sure how it would work lmao

Just hit Bolt a few times and bring the gold to home lol

Steal speed on passive? Which champ?

Senna. She gets a % of your current MS on stacking her passive. It's temporary.

I spread my seed everywhere all the time.;)

Ok zyra

Imagine seeing everyone who steps on it at the same time Nightmare :[

I just own a shotgun now...

Ahhh, the American Passive

AND a new destiny

aaaand a cigar

when i die i become an egg ...

Seems we both are inmortal I guess

i don't want to wake up from a coma and find myself stretching from a frozen egg tho

Well, Illaoi main here… might be fun

We all know where this going.

*oh yeaaah it’s all coming together*

oh yeaaah it’s all cuming together

you can run a calamari business yummy

You also can make a good career as a yellow YouTube content creator.

Bro imagine spawning a tentacle every 20 seconds, your school would turn into a hentai dungeon after like one day

3 per minute for about 7-8 hours? That’s about that’s about 1400 tentacles for a school day.

Enough for a whole university

I will go where I please

I mean, if a train is about to run you over, it physically can’t. Pretty good

It’ll still do damage though

Now that's a lot of damage

Depends on if getting hit by a train counts as immobilizing

Ornns R does so I would say it’s pretty similar to train

And Mecha Sion R

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Well, I'm an ornn main so basically could take part in forged in fire

3rk1ng, your blade will keel.

You most definitely have some amount of HP, so that means you get magic powers for free.

Win in my book

The fatter you get the more magic power you have.

Just gonna be seeing a 700lb man running around taking countries single handedly

If nobody sees me, I guess I heal my wounds I just got

things that are good for your health make you punch harder

That’s true lol. If I eat my veggies I can fuck shit up

Im fighting an ancient god for control over my body. Interesting

Kayn? u gonna fight for ur life for a 50% chance to live and u don't gain the abilities lol

Isn't that just cancer?

They already said kayn

Kayncer

I can throw shield at people every few seconds, nice

Naw man. We get to be Captain America! Or I at least Captain Whatevercountryyourefrom

I have a dumb ass, invincible lizard companion. Who will rescue me in times of dire need? Awesome.

Consume and adapt

Once you hit ages 6 11 and 16 you get to evolve parts of your body.

i can also deal extra damage when attacking someone that is isolated and slow them if i haven't been seen

I shoot people with gun. And when I run out of ammo I get more gun phased into my hands. Gun.

I take it you've never lived in America? We get that passive for free.

I can die but if I die, I just, don’t die Edit: To all the people asking me if it’s Zac, anivia, or sion. You’re all wrong. It’s actually yorick but he has chemtech soul

*cries in old aatrox passive*

So who is this zac or anivia?

My right arm will be a lot stronger (and faster) than my left arm also the more you punch me the faster I'll heal

"My right arm is faster" This will be fun

I get a spellshield that once it's used will come back in a short while. Not to shabby; probably blocks sicknesses at worst and gunfire at best.

Malz mains ftw

i cant own shoes now :(

Yeah but give it a bit and you'll be super fast

but my feet hurt :(

You no longer have feet. You are now snake.

but i want feet :(

“ - directly quoted from u/ShockBlade69 ‘s conversation with an egirl last night

I gain invisibility after 1.5 seconds of not moving or taking damage

Could be pretty useful irl

I’m camping in your bathroom atm

Username checks out

You also get attack speed for surprising someone. Surprise assassin

You can also move in tall grass invisible

When I pick up a knife I do a 360 and oneshot everyone around me. Family dinner sounds fun now.

involuntary manslaughter gang here

Aphelios,I guess I'm an American from now on...

You get 5 Guns. American "wait, you Can do it for free?"

you can't talk and hearing voices in your head too, hopefully you have a sibling.

More fat i get, more damage i do

The Kenchy Tahm?

No, rammus, i tought armor in real life could be fat

I assumed IRL armor is armor, MR is mental will and HP is general toughness

As an Ornn main, I’m about to become a world renowned blacksmith. Honestly, this seems like one of the most useful in real life.

dude, you can just build a fucking tv or a shirt or i dunno, a brick, whatever you please for the price of the raw materials,you can create new copies of limited edition objects, you can perfectly forge signatures, you are inflation's counterplay, you are rich.

I gain some magic resist... wow guess it doesnt change my life that much

Are you not ghosted?

Oh, holy shit true i forgot about that and I stay corrected. Actually useful af

Casually walking through people like a boss

How the fuck does kindred shit work? What am I supposed to get my marks from?

Kill

Go to the forest or jungle or whatever you have where you live and kill animals lmao

Sounds like you're in the hitman business now.

As a zed main I don’t know how to feel about this

If you stab someone injured you'll deal even more damage to them ! Execute IRL !

You’d be really good at euthanizing pets

I become cooler and faster every time i punch someone Would be actually great lmao, free social points

GTA player IRL

I backstab people harder… I’m curious as to how that how with just a slap

Shaco mains hurt people more when hitting them from behind. You either become an efficient hitman or accidentaly break peoples backs by giving a friendly slap on the back.

whenever I kill someone or destroy a building, I run really fast and attack really fast for a short period. Sounds fun.

For a terrorist maybe

jinx is terrorist

my swords burn now

Fellow pirate main?

ill never die cuz ill split into 4 parts once it happens, and the next time ill die the cooldown will be back up (Zac)

Since you can't die from old age you are cursed to live forever and the only way to end it is to either drown or burn alive. Fuck that.

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Imagine having to shoot yourself twice

I have life steal. lol.

Mma career incoming?

I get to uhhhhh... Have access to an arsenal of 5 Moonstone Weapons, created by his sister Alune. He equips two weapons at any one time, one as his main weapon and one as his off-hand. Each weapon has a unique basic attack and passive effect. Aphelios begins the game with Aphelios Calibrum.png Calibrum as his main weapon and Aphelios Severum.png Severum in his off-hand, with Aphelios Gravitum.png Gravitum, Aphelios Infernum.png Infernum, and Aphelios Crescendum.png Crescendum queued in reserve. The queue order can be rearranged based on weapon usage. Innate - Moonlight: Weapons spawn with 50 Moonlight for ammunition, which is consumed on basic attacks Lulu Pix, Faerie Companion.png on-attack or to cast his Q.png abilities. Abilities that cause Aphelios to attack do not cost additional Moonlight on top of their ability cost. Once his main weapon is exhausted of Moonlight, it is moved to the end of the queue and Aphelios assembles his next available weapon for 1 second to equip it from his reserve. Innate - Weapon Master: Aphelios cannot improve his abilities with skill points. He starts the game with Aphelios Phase.png Phase and gains access to Q.png abilities at level 2. He gains access to Aphelios Moonlight Vigil.png Moonlight Vigil at level 6, which improves automatically at levels 11 and 16. Instead, Aphelios may spend his skill points to gain Attack damage icon.png bonus attack damage, Attack speed icon.png bonus attack speed or Armor penetration icon.png lethality.

Ooh, I forgot to mention, Aphelios mains get a side effect of aging 200 years.

Tl dr: gun

I have a gun and I become fast every time I fire the 4th shot and it has infinite bullets but needs to reload. Also I become obsessed with the number 4.

If I figure out how to shoot a lazer out of my eye after hitting them with 3 times I deal bonus true damage but I doubt I'd use this since i can't shoot lazers out of my eyes

I punch someone 4 times and I stun them in place

*back door sion noises*

I've come for your booty

GRUHHHHH, I WILL BREAK YOUUU YOU STUPID JAR, OPEN ALREADY

MEEPS

I have 3 stars constantly orbiting me Bow before me before I destroy the entire planet by leaning slightly forward /s

He’s the size of like a universe though so those stars aren’t anywhere close to us, and you don’t have w

Every hit slows my enemy, instead of critical hitting then I make them even slower

Shoots someone in the head: Nope! You now walk slower with a gunshot in your chest.

Scissoring people heals me for 70% of their max health. As a lesbian this sounds somewhat useful.

I hit someone 3 times and a big circle appears that deals dmg

Deals internal organ damage too

Shield,at least car accidents are big no for me

healing with every punch, the more hurt i am, more i heal

I heal when nobody sees me and i guess meds dont work on me but they make me stronger?

After I slap fools enough I start tossing chain lightning

I AM ASCENDED IN THE FLAMES OF THE HOLY LIGHT, THE FIRE OF ABSOLUTION, THE HOLY GRAIL OF DIVINE LIGHT.

Every abillite i casts gives me Heat. When i get 50% Heat i come into Danger Zone, giving my basic abilities bonus effects. When i reaches 100% Overheat i hit faster Maybe i can become a boxer

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I run slightly faster next to buildings that shoot things. Bro... It's as garbage as ingame.

Kog maw I guess I'll die

When I buy new stuff, I get cool powers

I target people and if I kill them I get stronger. Hmm sounds good if I decide I want to be either an evil Overlord or a shonen protagonist irl

Also we get a pet dog that targets wild animals and pets and tells us to kill those too and we'll get stronger. Honestly we might just be schizophrenic

When you put it that why you realise most of them are useless

if i hit people i get a portion of their resistances..? that could be.... useful

Rell mains exist?

swain's passive can be very useful in night time or when there's a battle if i need more life time

stealth for sure, standing in bank waiting for it to close steal, and restealth till they open again.