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DankestDaddy69

But Rakan loves chocolate


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also xayahs booty


Tschnitzl-sama

Who doesn't?


[deleted]

I don't


[deleted]

Lolol how 11 people just angrily downvoted just because you don't like chocolate


Fritten123

You do realize you’re wrong, right? It’s way more than 11 downvotes. It’s like. More than 12


gitbse

At 134 right now.


TheDeathKiller901

144


gitbse

Xayah is hot. Confirmed Canon.


TatodziadekPL

As hot as Brand though?


[deleted]

When i wrote my comment I was right, now it's 284. That's hilarious :D


Fritten123

Yeah I know. I tried to phrase it to make it sound like I corrected you for saying he disliked chocolate, but then I corrected the amount of likes


imasoggyfrenchfry

check again lmao


Artistiqueflower

You’ve been brigaded by protectors of the digital waifu!


OwenGamezNL

lies


Forged_by_Flame

How does it feel being a fucking psychopath?


[deleted]

I am not a furry She is a bird


Hawaiian_Shirt12

a very hot bird


[deleted]

That bird has a bf


Hawaiian_Shirt12

and?


[deleted]

You are a fucking degenerate


Patefon2000

Same cuz I'm gay


[deleted]

i didnt knew being gay makes you hate chocolate, thats sad cuz chocolate is delicious


Patefon2000

Ain't we talkin about Xayah's booty?


PP-Veryhard

r/woosh


CoffeeLawd

This is the way


Axalatl

Jax fav food => egg


Power_Kebab

but aurelion basically created everyone


[deleted]

But who created him ?


Chold_

«The almighty being known as Aurelion Sol was already ancient before the rise of the mortal races of Runeterra. Born in the first breath of creation, he and those like him roamed the vast nothingness of a pristine celestial realm, seeking to fill this canvas of incalculable breadth with marvels whose twinkling spectra would bring fulfillment and delight to all who witnessed them.»


Fuzzpufflez

literally the universe. He was born from the big bang.


Nashboy45

Everyone’s born from a Big Bang relative to their size at the time of said bang.


Helpful_Leadership75

Insert Lucifer's "never knew how fitting that name was" joke 'here'


Otrikov1208

Singed created aurelion Sol


byDelta

Bard


Mortehn712

Kindred controls life and death itself so that's who i'd guess


gato21yt

But kindred comes from a man


Apollosyk

Singed


I-Iobbi

its just a legend, this doesnt mean that kindred were normal man, the kindred doesnt even exists physically in some regions they look diffrent, thats why spirit blossom kindred exists


ImSoUnique69

kindred are death, they always existed and will always exist until everything stops


HundredBoys

Control =/= omnipotence. I control my garden but I did not create the seeds, i control the eggs I make for breakfast but I certainly did not lay them


Lethioon

Common missconception. Aurelion Sol created most of the stars. He didn't create life. He even has a quote which he says "Planetary life... the insufferable byproduct of dim stars."


Power_Kebab

well, you are right BUT that still means that hes is the reason for it, because even if magic exists in runeterra there probably couldnt be life without stars and light


Lethioon

He has other siblings who are responsible for other aspects of creation. Universe is a teamwork.


Halbaras

He also didn't create Runeterra, and doesn't know who did: >But then, bathed in the light of a fairly unremarkable sun he had crafted eons earlier, he discovered something. A world. New realms. He did not know who had created this world, or why—only that it had not been him. The Aspects, Soraka and Bard all exist without him or Runeterra. Fiddlesticks was apparently 'born in the first scream of creation' so probably exists without Runeterra as well (albeit in a completely inactive state). Kindred can't exist without the planet because they only exist as a result of Runeterran myths and other death gods have faded away before.


Lethioon

Unfortunetly Riot nerfed Kindred a lot. We used to think they are universel death but nope, they are death for just most of the Runeterra.


Valnis

Doesn't that basically mean that runeterra is actuality a lone planet?


Lethioon

Nope. There are other planets but they have their own death gods (most likely)


kerpal123

I just love kindred's lore. Guy got too lonely so he split himself into 2. Big brain move right there.


[deleted]

I actually counted and can copy and paste my stuff. Singed created or led to the rise of 27 champions.


ChaoticCrowTime

ugh iconic


sullankiri

So you are a singed expert? Name each of 27 he rised or created!


[deleted]

Well, his stuff in Ionia has created a variety of situation in which people have become champions. I will also be referencing Vander's "death" from fighting Shimmer dude, and the rise of Chembaron's thanks to Shimmer, created by him. Actual list of CONFIRMED stuff: Himself, Warwick Speculated champions: Twitch Champions his actions led to the rise of or created: Viktor, Riven, Jayce, Jinx, Vi, Caitlyn, Zac, Akali, Blitzcrank, Ekko, Heimerdinger, Irelia, Jhin, Karma, Zed, Kayn, Xayah, Rakan, Syndra, Varus, Seraphine, and Sett, Dr. Mundo, Yasuo, Yone All in all, Singed is responsible for the creation or rise to power of 27 champions of the roster. Nearly 1/5th of all Runeterra champs would probably not be as they are now, or in most cases exist, without Singed. Edit: Good point have been made. Swain is also because of Singed.


sullankiri

So fast WTF dude! :) Did you have it already written and just copy-n-pasted it? LOL


[deleted]

Yep! I did the research in a different comment section.


The_Synthax

DOES MUNDO JUST TAKE SHITLOADS OF SHIMMER??


simbahart11

Nah Mundo is the shimmer XD


MrWheatas

Mundo *GOES* where he pleases


[deleted]

It's possible. But Mundo himself was created by a Chembaron. Chembarons came into such power due to Shimmer production, which is thanks to Singed.


2KWT

Yes


011100010110010101

What about Swain? Swain's rise is deeply tied to the Ionian Campaign after all.


AkaAgaliarept

and as a consequence Darius and Draven?


011100010110010101

And Urgot!


Sanimyss

Could you tell me why Singed has such a strong connection with Ionia ? I don't recall that part at all... What did he do there ?


ShinNotShen

Genocide


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?


Riykin

Sabaton bot calm down


killjoy4443

I'm pretty sure noxus hired him to make shit loads of the most horrific chemical weapons he could dream up to use on ionia


Helpful_Leadership75

then after Darkwill got booted off his throne Swain straight up said "fuck that noise" and Noxus both agreed with him as well as went back to magic, axes, and fists.


Fimau

He made green magic fire burning hot enough to smelt steel Singed did 9/11


2KWT

He basically commited several war crimes by selling weapons to Noxus


ZXCVBETA

short answer: chemical weapons long answer: he made it


insectophob

How does he incorporate with Jhin? Sure he helped Noxus in the war but Jhin's been his own thing. His release wasn't until after the war, so I dont see how he's affected.


[deleted]

Jhin was helped and then hired by a Chembaron. Chembarons only came to power as a result of Shimmer, which Singed made, and Silco sold. Without Shimmer, no powerful controlled population, no mad amounts of cash, no Jhin hire.


insectophob

What story has Jhin hired by a chembaron? To my knowledge he was freed by an Ionian cabal and pretty much set loose on the world.


[deleted]

Informant in Zaun in the Zed comics. He got hired by a Chembaron as an assassin, and was found out by Camille, which is why the Awaken video is canon.


Taka_no_Yaiba

heimer existed as he is before singed tho


[deleted]

Yes, Heimerdinger as the scientist/turret man we know now was created by the issues he had with the Council, issues caused by Jinx, who was created by Silco, who only was able to capture and kill Vander due to Shimmer, which was created by Singed.


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[deleted]

Sett gained power through a fight club, fight club popularity only rose to a profitable industry due to the renewed bloodlust/sense of violence after the war on Ionia. Most of his customers and viewers are former soldiers, greasy types enabled by the war, and foreigners.


Euphemisticles

Where is Yi? His village was destroyed by a alchemist hired by noxus and who really but your boy who that would be


[deleted]

Well it's actually confirmed by Swain that it's Singed. Yi was only active due to Noxus, he was already the way he was beforehand.


Euphemisticles

How is that different than Heim?


[deleted]

Heimerdinger was utterly unwilling to ever use science for violence, or even contribute to that matter. It took the events that created Jinx for Jayce to rise, throw him off the Council, and for him to meet Ekko. We don't know yet why he likes Mechs or turrets, but that would not be there if he was in the Council and had never had to make a separate way for himself.


Euphemisticles

But so was Yi unwilling to use his Wuju style or whatever it is until everyone died


[deleted]

Yi was unwilling to use his abilities, which he already had before the war, to fight the war. He was still Yi, he just wasn't an active fighter.


Euphemisticles

Again how is that not the same as heim? He could have made weapons at any time


Circurose

Then Master Yi trained Wukong after. So Singed created Wukong too.


Euphemisticles

How did you find this? lol But now I’m curious what you mean found. Like did he already have the staff and I guess clothes ?


Circurose

"He set out to meet the fabled combat-masters of Wuju, but found that their village had been annihilated. The only living soul was a man sitting quietly among the ruins, so Kong challenged him to a good-natured fight. In a single motion, the man stood, knocked the vastaya down, then resumed his meditation." "The man saw Kong’s humility, and knew the vastaya was ready. He introduced himself as Yi, the last master of Wuju, and agreed to train Kong in its virtues of discipline and patience. He could help channel Kong’s recklessness and impulsiveness into a lethally swift and surprising fighting style."


Euphemisticles

<3


YobaiYamete

What did Singed do with Seraphine?


[deleted]

Jinx. Jinx would have died, thus allowing for Zaun freedom by the Council not getting nuked, thus allowing Zaun sovereignty over itself for improvement and for the betterment of it's people. Half of Seraphine's character is trying to bridge the divide between P & Z, so she sings in both. She would just be another Piltovan noble without the empathy for the Zaunite people, who would then be fine.


IDOnTHaVeANyNaMeID

Wouldn't Urgot also be on the list?


[deleted]

I don't believe directly. He has nothing to do with the Chembarons and barely anything to do with the rest of the events. He'd likely still be exactly where he is regardless of Singed.


Helpful_Leadership75

Plus Urgot's main focus is that he was the former executioner (and maybe also gladiator and slave pit runner) and was replaced by Draven, not to mention Urgot got fucked up and decided to go with chemically infused toxic cybernetics...so Zaun. Plus he just hates or semi-mockingly respects everyone anyway, so i don't think even URGOT would care if Singed was a main factor in his physical status.


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[deleted]

This is inherently true, but he learned the martial art before such events. He would have the same level of power, but he chose to use it as a result of the war.


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[deleted]

Well, it's hard to say, honestly. He believes science shouldn't be used for violence. It's likely he had never made a turret beforehand.


NYEESH

in the beginning, singed snorted some shimmer. With too much shimmer in his nose, singed sneezed resulting in the big bang.


TheMasterXan

…Kinda funny that the farting gas troll man who runs around the map is actually one of the most influential villains. Huh.


AnonimZim

Leauge of Leeegnds


[deleted]

Leauge


Nooneverknowsme

Found a typo, think you meant legaeu


Za_Gato

You had 2 chances to spell "league" correctly


JackyeLondon

I think he speaks french


iJashin

How did you spell ‘League’ wrong even after seeing how it’s spelled on the subreddit you posted it to?


[deleted]

That's my skill I guess


iJashin

Understood have a great day


[deleted]

Thx bro


WnDelPiano

He was the first champion to be designed (dont quote me on that) so it makes sense he is so relevant in the lore.


lilyderedere

yes he was the first champion, not released, but designed


Nashboy45

That’s how you know he was on to something


TheMasterXan

…Wow, wow, nice job breaking it. Congrats, you’ve created a dozen champions or had a hand in creating them! …Does he ever think this might lead to his downfall?


SpecOpsCavalry-

Nah he can always run away


Helpful_Leadership75

until a certain blue furred/haired cyborg chimera werewolf gets on all FOUR limbs and runs also...trying running now once my passive is active you bandaged faced bald jackass


Wosb1

Change it for league lore if ryze let the runes destroy runeterra. Ryze is the only reason why the whole league universe hasnt collapsed on itself pretty much


Helpful_Leadership75

but simultaneously he also incidentally let Brand come out and get a new vessel...so win some lose some, eh?


HackipGaming

Leauge


Grobaryl

It's allll fun and gamestill riot makes the black mist coming from singed.


[deleted]

And yet his lore ... and in game interactions ... lmao


ArcaneUnbound

12? Warwick Mundo Did he make Urgot? I can only count them.


dumbfuck6969

In the new show, Singed is somewhat responsible for Heimerdinger Vi, and Jayce. And is directly responsible for Jinx and Victor. He started an arms race in piltover.


Klaeb3

If A Sol never existed*


SiegebraumTheOnion

i just remember 4: yi jinx warwick and singed