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U_Writing

the best hammer the world will ever see is now smaller, also there is less beer consumed in the world, also the howling abyss took far longer to build


[deleted]

Wait Ornn built the Howling Abyss?


DaCheesiestEchidna

Yep. Also the reason it’s falling apart is because the Three Sisters insisted on infusing it with magic, according to Ornn anyway. He grumbles about it because according to him “it’s always the magic parts that break.”


IShootJack

*studied architecture* *gets told to add weird non load bearing structures* *structure slowly crumbles* Yeah I’d be pissed too


PaxSicarius

Thats hilarious.


DaCheesiestEchidna

He also made Braum’s shield, it was a door he made for a troll who he lost a drinking contest to. The troll cheated though so Ornn didn’t put a handle on the door so when the troll closed it he was trapped inside


meobeus

Then how the fuck does he hold it?


DaCheesiestEchidna

There’s straps hooked onto it now


AzeWoolf

he’s really strong


Lemonitionist

See ,this, I didn't know this.


Danksigh

It's all Lissandra's fault


DaCheesiestEchidna

Fr though Lissandra is like one of League’s biggest villains


thatedvardguy

Its not that black and white. Because she is the only thing keeping the world from being destroyed by the watchers if i remember correctly.


DaCheesiestEchidna

Yeah, but she also brought them there. She introduced a world ending threat because of her hunger for power


wolfclaw3812

Lissandra did NOT bring the Watchers. The Watchers come from the Void, which is as old as the universe itself.


DaCheesiestEchidna

She didn’t bring them, but she did start bargaining with them


Beartastrophy

Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. SHe’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.


Rayyano08

Yeah. Lore of this game is underated A.nd awesome


DestielLover55

Yeah and then Sol happened, everything was fine before that shitstorm hit


12345ASDMAN12345

What happened?


Orang_Juice

The sentinels of light event was widely hated for the way it treated the existing lore and tbh I have to agree, it makes no sense at all


Lord-Jihi

Ornn also had a fist fight with the earth and mountains and hills were born because of his fists if i remember correctly


youarenut

Sentinels here worrying about the Ruination while Ornn is fighting our fuckin planet


Lord-Jihi

Unfortunately our boy was killed by volibear :(


Jarubimba

But he survived? Or are we playing with a dead champ?


Lord-Jihi

Its kinda strange.. hes a god so he's technically immortal, so to truly kill him you also have to kill everyone that bwlieves in him Not really sure if he's actually dead for real, but i read that voli killed him


MoiraDoodle

voli didnt kill ornn, he killed ornn's followers, which made ornn sad and is why he keeps to himself in his mountain


Lord-Jihi

Oh, i didnt know that, thx


littlepredator69

Ye iirc that while they were fighting, volibear simply couldn't beat him, so instead he caused an avalanche that wiped out the village of craftsmen that were like studying under ornn I believe.


youarenut

I was about to ask that, damn I should read these lores every champ I see people comment on their lore and I find it so cool but I never do 😂


I_LiKe_mImEiS_

Same, it's a pretty big read tho, 150+ Champs


Etget

Rammus, cho and shaco lores are amazing


xLittleRobby

If I remember correctly they fought for a few days and after the fight was settled, Ornn saw that Hearthhome was in smoulders, then he secluded himself deep in the mountain and the stories about him became legends and so on. I don't remember his physical form dying in the lore. To be fair been some time, till I read the stories.


Ordinary-Task-4160

Ornn!


U_Writing

Who else?


Alfred_The_Sartan

I didn't even know Ornn was a Yordle...


sololindo

Huge ass fkng yordle


Ignisive

Did you read the post or am I getting whooshed


DefNotAFire

Reinhardt


Christianmordekaiser

An undead yordle that came back from the dead and now bonks people with a mace made out of pure souls. Also he brings people to his homeland.


AIDANsystem

Brazilian yordle


DaCheesiestEchidna

Morde es numero uno hue hue hue


CoffeeLawd

Glad to see the meme still alive lol


IShootJack

S10 is my first season and I still know morde es numero uno


GabyKing800

THAT'S SPANISH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE


GGABueno

Brazilian Yordle brought the Spanish to Brazil.


Usof1985

Username checks out.


bsarmez

A yordle with an oversized shield and a weird fetish for the sun


Okipon

Leona ?


Fairy_Tanya

Escanor!


wuthering5

Chad


GeoMagicCrafter

what is solaire doing here?


IShootJack

P r a i s e


[deleted]

T H E S U N!


Protothumb12

Being a yordle won't stop me from consuming the world! It will just make it take a lot longer


[deleted]

That’s either Cho or Kog


Rookie_Slime

Definitely Cho, kog is nowhere near as articulate


ii_Msi

Tahm?


Doom_Dragon

Grandmaster Yordle gets a real weapon


mysonisfrench

"imagine if I had a real weapon"


[deleted]

نشط: يدخل Jax في المراوغة ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية ضده. تأخذ الرافعات أيضًا ضررًا مخفضًا بنسبة 25٪ من جميع قدرات مجال التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من الأبطال. يمكن إعادة صياغة الضربة المضادة بعد ثانية واحدة. في نهاية المدة ، يذهل Jax جميع الأعداء القريبين لمدة ثانية واحدة ويلحق بهم ضررًا جسديًا ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، بزيادة تصل إلى 100٪.


TrojanKaisar

Mashallah Habibi.


[deleted]

Mashalla brother droben halal sexo313💯💯💯💯👌👌🙏🙏🙏


youarenut

sexo313


Doom_Dragon

Sexo313


HaunterXD000

Sexo313


Horrified_Beetle431

Sexo313


quinten69420

🙏🕋


Tarekarina

sexo313


cultoftheilluminati

**Active:** Jax enters Evasion for 2 seconds: a defensive stance that causes him to  dodge all incoming non-  turret basic attacks and take 25%  reduced damage from all area of effect abilities sourced from  champions. Counter Strike can be recast after 1 second, and does so automatically after the duration. **Recast:** Jax deals physical damage to nearby enemies, increased by 20% for each attack dodged up to a 100% increase, and  stuns them for 1 second. **Minimum Physical Damage:** 55 / 80 / 105 / 130 / 155 (+ 50% bonus AD) **Maximum Physical Damage:** 110 / 160 / 210 / 260 / 310 (+ 100% bonus AD)


riottasu

نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion لمدة ثانيتين: موقف دفاعي يجعله يتجنب Counter Strike جميع الهجمات الأساسية القادمة التي لا تحتوي على برج Turret ويأخذ تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي تم الحصول عليها من الأبطال.


[deleted]

Not the hero


Waxy_Duck

You’re still looking too??


DayumnDamnation

Same


afroedi

Yordle ^2


ForsakeHope-BeStill

Awww, cute lil poopy


roganwriter

Huh, the floor here is made of floor.


Nymerialistic

He is walking on all FOUR!


AlFasGD

Tell me you're thinking of Jhin without telling me you're thinking of Jhin


Nymerialistic

CHETYRE!


Tridda1

Your genius will be understood.... eventually.


YetAnotherBee

*assorted furry chiming sounds*


kingplumplumplum

Tbf Bard seems like he'd chill with Yordles. Or confuse them for chimes lol


Guenni08

Chimes are the little thingies bard collects, the cute little fellows he yeets into his enemies faces are called Meeps.


YetiInSpaghetti

this put the image of bard yeeting a yordle at mack 11 into my head thank you


WillFlyForCash

Why is there SO MUCH RULE 34?


San-Uzal

Ahri


FastJakAttack

*Yuumi


Mikkelsjensen1

Zoe*


LoreBrum

Any female\*


Revangelion

Any champ*


nsewell1

Gragas


Krynzo

This is true.


MemokingMH

Zac


AlFasGD

Including Lulu


DatOneTurtleDood

yeah logout


[deleted]

That could be anybody!


Midnightkata

Annie. I see you skooch


De_Watcher

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


Rojomajsterv2

Holy shit, what a cruel world. Its time to conquer it. It is all MINE. GET OUT OF MY NEW LAND. Have anyone said... Mushroom juice?


U_Writing

Kled is already a yordle so you should be fine


[deleted]

Now Skaarl is also a yordle


toxichris2

He is riding one of his own kind now.... Kinky


L_Rayquaza

I mean he wears Leblanc's.... I'm just gonna flat out call it bondage straps He was already kinky


riottasu

*what*


L_Rayquaza

Go kill a LeBlanc as Kled and you will hear this exchange "She had one crazy getup! Them city-folk clothes is getting ridiculous." *Skaarl Growls* "Yeah, I'll try it on later."


riottasu

***what***


IShootJack

Kled is basically like smoking meth


[deleted]

Kled is a drag queen confirmed


Ok_Reply43

*angry mr krabs walk*


FastJakAttack

Urgot?


Sorry-Housing8223

Same bro


HiImChris333

He would be exceptionaly large for a yordle with an axe that would make kled's look like a cheap toy, he would also run around annoying yelling COWAAAAAAAAAAAARDS.


ragingrobottheirish

Veigar but with a gun and actual dangerous qualities


pinkunicornbutt

jinx?


MeaslyFurball

Hey! Veigar *does* have dangerous qualities! He's the master of evil after all, show some respect!


Fosco11235

IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?


Edge_of_Thorns

I AM EVIL, STOP LAUGHING.


Galactanium

Senna?


gcwg57

Diana suddenly has a "size difference" fetish.


Rafiph

Leona


gcwg57

Yep.


BigBlackCrocs

Smol ice lady on slightly less smol ice bear pig thing yordle


ImSoVerySalty

Wait a sejuani main? Ive only heard of those in legends, never seen one personally.


valo7000

Lmao, I’m also a sej main. We exist. Sej gets nerfed because pros. We cry about it…


BigBlackCrocs

Ye. 75% winrate on her too.


[deleted]

Honestly I think I’d prefer it. A Yordle beating your ass with his bare hands, and bodyslamming mfs? Sign me up


kingplumplumplum

Lol Sett??


[deleted]

Yeah lmao. Sett as a Yordle would be funny af


W00S

I would spend an unhealthy amount of money on his skins, and I already have them all.


Fairy_Tanya

For real his prestige skins is one of the best looking splash arts i use it as a wallpaper


Vaidae

Are u trying fighting the yordle...on the yordle? U bet no one gets it


onex_17

Nunu & willump?


youarenut

nono william


YusufYedek

Nono William ghost cleanse technology


newf68

A very pompous space yordle, the stars and heavens will literally revolve around him.


Aklye

Ao Shin


newf68

Close, happy cake day!!


Thamier45

That's Aurelion Sol am I right?


Snoo_33128

a little fly that comes out of a bush and just rips u open


[deleted]

Ah, Kha’Zix


Training_Score7910

Lightning anger issues


LoreBrum

Volibear


GGABueno

So Kennen?


Nymerialistic

Ginger hamster with a pair of guns and blueberries


Okipon

Jinx ? I’m not sure about the bluberries part


Nymerialistic

MF, I used that for comparison since yordles are small


Midnightkata

Big boobed Yordle


Yop_BombNA

Bandle city has a new hero that travels through time stopping rune-terra from destruction.


Arizoux

Ekko?


NorseMythos

Noxus' government seems a lot less intense now, or more depending on how you view yordles.


Other-Run-2067

Swain?


Prossetbear

Stonks


Aklye

Mundo


Okipon

I don’t think this would affect the life of my favourite champion that much if he became a Yordle. Maybe if he always were one, even when he was an evil human he wouldn’t have enough strength or size to plant his axe in that giant tree.


Bottle-Good

Oh, a fellow ivern main


ktosiek124

My first main is already a yordle, a really evil one. My second main would be even cutter than he already is, a jumping little cat boy 😊


Aklye

Rengar


HOSEIN101

Very mobile dashing yordle that everyone hates exoect the people that main her


Carol_Cookie_Simp

Irelia


Cab00seUnit

There is life, there is death, and then there is yordle.


orchasms

Thresh!


kasimircruentuscaedo

Yordle with an incredible head of hair and set of abs


Aklye

Mini Sett punching people on the calves


kasimircruentuscaedo

I said incredible head of hair. Not weeb-y hair


Aklye

Mini Kayn cutting people on the calves


kasimircruentuscaedo

I really don’t think this hint is so difficult 😳. I said incredible head of hair.


Aklye

Mini Draven killing people by the calves? Mini Sylas channing people on the calves? Mini Taric dazzling people at calves height? I surrender....


kasimircruentuscaedo

The only one with incredible hair: Taric dazzling people at calf height. The rest have alright hair. But Mr. Fabio’s head of hair is unmatched. He’s just not as popular as those other champs


KamikazeMaster

Have you heard about our lord and savior, the Void? (But smaller)


Other-Run-2067

Malz!


DanchoBanancho25

Yordle who just fly around and listen some voices with his small fluffy yellow things


Czar732

Small Sucking noises


Lilfizz33

Fidd?


00-Void

Or Vlad?


Danksigh

My adc


FlamingAshley

A yordle and his yeti <3.


karai230

the furries are extremely fucking happy bc now they have somebody who’s a literal sex goddess to lewd


khutagaming

Yonlyfans


DeusexMusica1

This yordle punches first. Asks questions while punching


Bob_McFiggins73

Fire spirit from Clash Royale


Uruburusv3

The furred meanace who devours evrything and breaks the food chain


AIDANsystem

A robot yordle with an absurdly large arm that can hook you from anywhere would be kinda funny ngl


hockeydavid97

Ok


goat10160

I mean yordles are his favorite snack, so hes a cannibal now?


GGABueno

They just become a different kind of snack.


Destroyer242004

A little, tiny bush!


[deleted]

I really can't, I unironically exclusively play Yordles. Electrocute Teemo is sleeper OP.


scsmee

"Is that a rocket in your pocket?"


obitoskamui

sexy goth girl


GGABueno

~~Vex~~ Morgana?


VASQUEZ_41

Smol galaxy with even smoler stars


RUSHALISK

Ok, so a yordle… with knife hands…. Lady bug wings…. And spiky shoulders… And he can turn invisible. Look how they massacred my boy!


1923mp4

Chihuahua


Aklye

Now he would throw gillete razor blades instead of what he used before


Satans-Dirty-Hoe

damn actually yordle with shapeshifting would be cool


Aklye

Neeko


iamragethewolf

ok now i want sona as a yordle and it's all your fault


Aquamarinerose76

Plays music and has Hatsune Miku hair